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http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html

+ Geekish Tendencies................................≥09%
++ Geek.............................................≥15%
+++ Total Geek......................................≥25%
++++ Major Geek.....................................≥35%
+++++ Super Geek....................................≥45%
++++++ Extreme Geek.................................≥55%
+++++++ Geek God....................................≥65%
+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.........................≥75%

well are you?

be prepared it is a long test....


(EDIT) and if its been posted here before...then oh well its almost 3AM and im bored....



By the way I am .......32.1499% - Total Geek (a lower score than i thought to be honest, but not enough movie questions....)

44.97041% - Major Geek

as if I didn't know... :p

44.97041% - Major Geek

as if I didn't know... :p


see that is where i thought i would rank....but fate says otherwise....

This quiz has reminded me of Smunkee, La Dame, and PM, so far..

*goes back to taking quiz*

17.9%

Not enough computer/Linux questions.

This quiz has reminded me of Smunkee, La Dame, and PM, so far..

*goes back to taking quiz*


yeah, i thought of a few NSers myself while taking this...

I am ++ Geek

++++ Major Geek - 39.05325%

I don't listen to the right music to be a geek, or watch the right movies.

++++ Major Geek - 39.05325%

I don't listen to the right music to be a geek, or watch the right movies.


I listen to mostly metal, so music was out of the question for me on that test....

I looked at my old geek score... it actually went down. :(

OMG!!! The blue screen of death!!

This is bringing back so many memories from school!

I looked at my old geek score... it actually went down. :(

:eek:

what happened?

you're slipping....

OMG!!! The blue screen of death!!

This is bringing back so many memories from school!


no one can forget the blue screen of death....

OMG!!! The blue screen of death!!

This is bringing back so many memories from school!
The first Highschool I went to used Windows. Teacher spent more time troubleshooting than teaching.

:eek:

what happened?

you're slipping....
I actually forgot some of the programing languages I once knew... *sob* :(

Ahem..

11.04536% - Geekish Tendencies

The first Highschool I went to used Windows. Teacher spent more time troubleshooting than teaching.
>.>

<.<

=.=;


DOS!

Ahem..

11.04536% - Geekish Tendencies


all that time it took to take it and only 11%?

Am I a geek? Well, let's see, I'm named after a pair of swords from the Silmarillion. Judge fer yerself.

10.84813% - Geekish Tendencies - Turns out i'm too lazy to be a proper geek, their time will come.

all that time it took to take it and only 11%?
I.. shut up.

I.. shut up.


:D

all that time it took to take it and only 11%?
He had to google. Lots.

:D
:(

He had to google. Lots.
What is there to google?!

:(

:p

relax my non-geeky friend...

He had to google. Lots.


hopefully he didnt google up the blue screen of death...

hopefully he didnt google up the blue screen of death...
mmm.. I just thought up a great april fools prank for google to use..

when the person clicks search or whatever, the blue screen pops up!

mmm.. I just thought up a great april fools prank for google to use..

when the person clicks search or whatever, the blue screen pops up!

dunno if that would work nowadays...

dunno if that would work nowadays...
Yeah, I only BSOD while booting.

Well, looks like I can finally let you all know how geeky I am. :rolleyes: :p

I got 19.72387% - Geek

EDIT: Yay, looks like I'm the first to post in general after the update :p

16.96252% - Geek. I lose, why is TBD better than me at everything. :(

20. 9073% . I'm a geek :)

No surprise there ;)

16.96252% - Geek. I lose, why is TBD better than me at everything. :(

You're better at some things than me *nods*

Like inciting rebellion against fluffles or smilie spam :p

You're better at some things than me *nods*

Like inciting rebellion against fluffles or smilie spam :p

I'm no good at that. Everyone ignores my crazy rants and continues postwhoring, the smegheads.:(

It's like these people don't realise that everyone doesn't worship them for having such a high postcount. What will impress people is the quality of your posts, if you say clever or amusing things then people will like and respect you. Post boring prattle and smilie spam everywhere and people will just think you're a pathetic postwhoring wanker, and start crazy rants and gundge at lot.
:gundge:

I'm no good at that. Everyone ignores my crazy rants and continues postwhoring, the smegheads.:(

It's like these people don't realise that everyone doesn't worship them for having such a high postcount. What will impress people is the quality of your posts, if you say clever or amusing things then people will like and respect you. Post boring prattle and smilie spam everywhere and people will just think you're a pathetic postwhoring wanker, and start crazy rants and gundge at lot.
:gundge:

Well, you're good at insulting people :p

I haven't heard "smeghead" before, but it sounds like a respectable insult ;)

Well, you're good at insulting people :p

I haven't heard "smeghead" before, but it sounds like a respectable insult ;)

It's from Red Dwarf (a sci-fi program from the 90s) don't tell me you've never heard of it! :eek:
Smeg is like the all-round swear word of the future, like fuck. They just invented it because the program was shown to early to swear properly, I think.

35.64% Total Geek.

Not really surprising. Thank god there weren't any major film or comic book questions though, otherwise my score would have skyrocketed.

I'm no good at that. Everyone ignores my crazy rants and continues postwhoring, the smegheads.:(

It's like these people don't realise that everyone doesn't worship them for having such a high postcount. What will impress people is the quality of your posts, if you say clever or amusing things then people will like and respect you. Post boring prattle and smilie spam everywhere and people will just think you're a pathetic postwhoring wanker, and start crazy rants and gundge at lot.
:gundge:

Hipocryte.

It's from Red Dwarf (a sci-fi program from the 90s) don't tell me you've never heard of it! :eek:
Smeg is like the all-round swear word of the future, like fuck. They just invented it because the program was shown to early to swear properly, I think.

I've heard of it, but all I know is the name :p

*Hides*

I've heard of it, but all I know is the name :p

*Hides*
...and you're supposed to be geekier than me! *Shakes head sadly* :(

...and you're supposed to be geekier than me! *Shakes head sadly* :(

I'm more of a nerd though.

I'm more of a nerd though.

A geeky nerd? ;)

A geeky nerd? ;)

Yeah a bit of both and a dash of coolness. I'm an enigma even to myself :p ;)

I got 2%. I.e I'm no geek.

21.10454% - Geek

5.52268% - Poser

So why does everyone call me a geekÉ :p

Yeah a bit of both and a dash of coolness. I'm an enigma even to myself :p ;)

A geeky nerdish cool enigma wrapped in a riddle dressed in... uh... Prada? No, that was me. Dressed in... a conundrum, with a side-dish of mystery? :p

A geeky nerdish cool enigma wrapped in a riddle dressed in... uh... Prada? No, that was me. Dressed in... a conundrum, with a side-dish of mystery? :p

Sounds... appetising? :p

http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html

+ Geekish Tendencies................................≥09%
++ Geek.............................................≥15%
+++ Total Geek......................................≥25%
++++ Major Geek.....................................≥35%
+++++ Super Geek....................................≥45%
++++++ Extreme Geek.................................≥55%
+++++++ Geek God....................................≥65%
+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.........................≥75%

well are you?

be prepared it is a long test....


(EDIT) and if its been posted here before...then oh well its almost 3AM and im bored....



By the way I am .......32.1499% - Total Geek (a lower score than i thought to be honest, but not enough movie questions....)
How long is long?

Sounds... appetising? :p

Makes me hungry just to think about it ;) :p

61.53846%
Extreme Geek

I gave myself the extra points at the end since my kids are named after Star Trek characters (1 per kid)

Instant test to see if you are a geek:

Have you ever used the term W00T, ever?

Instant test to see if you are a geek:

Have you ever used the term W00T, ever?

Yes. Does that make me a geek?

Yes. Does that make me a geek?

How often do you use it?

Hardly ever: geekish tendencies

Sometimes: geek

Often: major geek

All the time: super geek

Allways: king geek

How often do you use it?

Hardly ever: geekish tendencies

Sometimes: geek

Often: major geek

All the time: super geek

Always: king geek

I guess that puts me somewhere between geek and geekish tendancies then :p

Sounds... appetising? :p
*Cuts in on others innuendo*
Highly edible.;)

oh god i did this one months ago... and am not wasting another 20 minutes of my life on it again :p

think i got total geek last time or something

26.62722% - Total Geek

+ Geekish Tendencies. I had 9. something
I guess thats about right

24.85307%: ++ Geek.
I got almost all of my points in the "I know..." sections.

17.9%

Not enough computer/Linux questions.
28.40237% too few Linux, computer, conlanging questions.

+++ 31.75542 % sorta lol:rolleyes:

20.31558% - Geek

It should probably be higher. There were just way too many computer questions, and I don't know the first thing about that stuff. Most of my geekness is related to liking obscure music and supremely geeky shows like MST3K.

oh god i did this one months ago... and am not wasting another 20 minutes of my life on it again :p

think i got total geek last time or something
20 minutes?!!!!

34.31953% - Total Geek

20.11834% - Geek

Lower than I thought probably because I'm more of a comic/gaming geek than computer/mathwhich the test seemed aimed at.

haha I don't need a test to tell me I'm a major geek! I'm so geeky I thought I was cool!


(although I do need to know exactly how much of a geek I am... better get cracking)

9.07298% - Geekish Tendencies

Bugger. I guess I can't pull off writing html in notepad when I'm wearing Dolce&Gabana.

30.96647% - Total Geek.

I suppose that's possible... I haven't stayed on top of tech enough to get those geek points. Not a day goes by where I don't count to 31 in one hand... that's got to be worth bonus points :)

Well, looks like I can finally let you all know how geeky I am. :rolleyes: :p

I got 19.72387% - Geek

EDIT: Yay, looks like I'm the first to post in general after the update :p


Congrats on your minimal geekiness, you should be proud.

I'm more of a nerd though.

I have considered myself more of a nerd as well.


...sounds better too...:D

24.45759% - Geek
:(

24.45759% - Geek
:(

why are you upset? was it because your score was so low?

i was upset that mine wasnt higher...

why are you upset? was it because your score was so low?

i was upset that mine wasnt higher...
Because it was too low :(
Although I probably am more nerdy than geeky. Know absolutely nothing about computers, bar what relates to games and not a Trek fan for example.

Because it was too low :(
Although I probably am more nerdy than geeky. Know absolutely nothing about computers, bar what relates to games and not a Trek fan for example.

I am the same (not a trek fan [except for the films], minimal PC knowledge), except I am a movie geek, not many movie geek questions on the test.