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Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.

Um, is there suppost to be a link attatched to this?

But don't we have the freedom to not fuck?

To hell with this shit. I'm going to 3.

Um, is there suppost to be a link attatched to this?
A wha? Oh, no, well, no.

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.

What about for us guys who can't find anyone to fuck?!

You're posting drunk again, aren't you?

except for Turkey
:confused: What do the Turks have?

And I voted Finland.

The Finns: Kicking Dirty Swedish and sometimes Soviet Ass Since The Dawn Of Time

But don't we have the freedom to not fuck?

To hell with this shit. I'm going to 3.
There are camps in North Korea for people who want that freedom.

Fuck yeah!

What about for us guys who can't find anyone to fuck?!

I doubt the terrorists would want us to masturbate either. :p

You're not looking hard enough. :p
I'm working on something, but I doubt I'll come out victorious. It's a friend's younger sister haha

What about for us guys who can't find anyone to fuck?!

You're not looking hard enough. :p

You're not looking hard enough. :p
Exactly. There are millions of blind, armless, prostitutes who need sex.

I doubt the terrorists would want us to masturbate either. :p
Then I'm doing my part.

How about drugs? Can we do drugs?

*hums White Rabbit*

I can't stop listening to that song...

There are camps in North Korea for people who want that freedom.

Fine, I'll just have sex like everyone else...but I'm still going to 3.

You're not looking hard enough. :p
Or, in my case, not running fast enough... :D

"Don't bother wearing a condom, 'cause you can only get AIDS once"

-Jimmy Norton

...but I'm still going to 3.

What do you think you'll find there? :eek:

Or, in my case, not running fast enough... :D

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away." -Dave Attell.

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away." -Dave Attell.
lol. Did you just listen to Skanks for the Memories?

lol. Did you just listen to Skanks for the Memories?

Not recently, but I do have it. :)

Wow....I am amazed. Oh well, time to go do my part to help fight the war on terror!!! :fluffle:

"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away." -Dave Attell.
let me first get to "catching up to them" ;)

I don't get it. What does abstinence have to do with terrorists?

I intend to be abstinent for my entire life.

I don't get it. What does abstinence have to do with terrorists?

clearly they must of got to you remember "when you sleep alone you sleep with Osama"

I intend to be abstinent for my entire life.

:eek:

edit: I want in on what’s going on in Turkey I know someone who keeps going and last time nearly left Britannia for it (but I obviously must of convinced her not to...which sounds very wrong)

So, my urge to corrupt and take the virginity of the HOT fundie at my school is patriotism? Awesome.

clearly they must of got to you remember "when you sleep alone you sleep with Osama"



:eek:

Why? And why the :eek:?

Why? And why the :eek:?

why is terror talk!

and what’s with the abstinence?

why is terror talk!

and what’s with the abstinence?

I see no reason to not be abstinent.

I doubt the terrorists would want us to masturbate either. :p

Where's my medal for patriotism?

I see no reason to not be abstinent.

what about sex and sleeping in other peoples beds

Seriously, I require a guide to seducing a fundie. STAT! We can't let those bastards win!

Seriously, I require a guide to seducing a fundie. STAT! We can't let those bastards win!

erm...try the usual stuff failing that say that she has ghosts in her cloths

erm...try the usual stuff failing that say that she has ghosts in her cloths
She'd prolly bust out in prayer. :p

She'd prolly bust out in prayer. :p
then, while she's in that posistion anyway... tell her to kiss the "Staff of Life"! :D


Remembered a quote from a British Comedy Spy Spoof...

"Get in there and Bonk for Britian!"

then, while she's in that posistion anyway... tell her to kiss the "Staff of Life"! :D


Remembered a quote from a British Comedy Spy Spoof...

"Get in there and Bonk for Britian!"
rofl! Staff of life! Heh.

you know what, fuck this internet shit...ima go fuck. :fluffle:

If you stay abstinent, the terrorists win?

They already have, man, they already have... :(:(:(:(:(

I picked Sweden, but I have no idea where either of them are.:D

I intend to be abstinent for my entire life.



Then you Sir, Have no Life!!!

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.

What the fuck? :confused:
(No pun intended.)

I don't get it. What does abstinence have to do with terrorists?

I intend to be abstinent for my entire life.

What?



Come on.



Really?

Konungariket Sverige, plz.

I'm still a virgin and I'm 22. Trust me I've had alot of women try to sleep with me. Only problem is, their vaginas would probably be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Does fucking an animal count as not staying with abstinence? I mean come on...they're mammals right?

Does fucking an animal count as not staying with abstinence? I mean come on...they're mammals right?

Just because you have a cat...

well... like you, I'm still a virgin and I'm 35...

unfortunatly, that's where the similarity ends. :p

Eh I'm weird, I would like my first time to be special, and those times, well it was like a one night stand

I'm still a virgin and I'm 22. Trust me I've had alot of women try to sleep with me.
well... like you, I'm still a virgin and I'm 35...

unfortunatly, that's where the similarity ends. :p

and a cat is a "Pussy" right?




guess not. :(

Nope, you can't buy a cat and say to your friends that you got pussy.

Just because you have a cat...
and a cat is a "Pussy" right?




guess not. :(

and a cat is a "Pussy" right?








She is in my book :D

She is in my book :D

Cheater!

why not?

you can play with your Pussy-cat all night if you want.
You can shave your Pussy-cat and that will be your choice.
you can even have a doctor(vet) check your Pussy-cat regularly...
and you can even let your friends play with your Pussy-cat .

:D

ROFL!

Nope, you can't buy a cat and say to your friends that you got pussy.
why not?

you can play with your Pussy-cat all night if you want.
You can shave your Pussy-cat and that will be your choice.
you can even have a doctor(vet) check your Pussy-cat regularly...
and you can even let your friends play with your Pussy-cat .

:D

Cheater!

I'm not cheating.....I'm using my resources ;)

I'm not cheating.....I'm using my resources ;)

pussy = women's vagina.

pussy = women's vagina.


Shhhh....they don't know that yet!!

Shhhh....they don't know that yet!!

They do now! lol

They do now! lol

There you go...ruin the whole plan. It coulda been our secret :(

There you go...ruin the whole plan. It coulda been our secret :(

Hey, if I don't get to brag about getting any, neither do you! *rubs hands together*

what about sex and sleeping in other peoples beds

The idea of sex frankly disgusts me.

Then you Sir, Have no Life!!!

I'm not a "sir", and I do have a life. It just doesn't involve sex or non-platonic relationships.

What?



Come on.



Really?

Yes. I do plan on continuing to be abstinent for my whole life.

The idea of sex frankly disgusts me.
What does? If it's the reproductive aspect I understand somewhat, but otherwise it would seem like you have a problem with your own bodily functions, and that is really not healthy.

What does? If it's the reproductive aspect I understand somewhat, but otherwise it would seem like you have a problem with your own bodily functions, and that is really not healthy.

I'm not quite sure what disgust me about it. It just sounds icky. Maybe it's the idea of being that close to another person, I guess. I'm really not sure.

But I don't wanna have sex. :(

The Finns: Kicking Dirty Swedish Ass Since The Dawn Of Time

Umm, you might want to recheck your history...

I picked Sweden, but I have no idea where either of them are.:D

We prefer that your likes don't. :)

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.

I was always of the opinion that freedom to drink was the most cherished, shortly followed by the freedom to fuck.

Yes. I do plan on continuing to be abstinent for my whole life.
Are you really talking abstinence, or have it ever occured to you you might simply be asexual?

A small minority of humans have absolutely no sex drive whatsoever. You might be one of them. Or are you saying you can feel desire, but don't want to act on it?

I'm not quite sure what disgust me about it. It just sounds icky. Maybe it's the idea of being that close to another person, I guess. I'm really not sure.

If I may ask, how old are you, out of curiosity?

Are you really talking abstinence, or have it ever occured to you you might simply be asexual?

A small minority of humans have absolutely no sex drive whatsoever. You might be one of them. Or are you saying you can feel desire, but don't want to act on it?

I don't know. I sort of forced myself to stop finding anyone attractive back in elementary school. I haven't really been attracted to anyone since, except to actors who play the Phantom of the Opera. I can't tell if I feel any sort of desire at all.

If I may ask, how old are you, out of curiosity?

16.

I don't know. I sort of forced myself to stop finding anyone attractive back in elementary school. I haven't really been attracted to anyone since, except to actors who play the Phantom of the Opera. I can't tell if I feel any sort of desire at all.



16.

You "forced" yourself? Why? (and how? I'm doubtful a human being can repress desire. Or the healthyness of doing so. I mean, repressing your desire is totally different than being naturally unattracted to anyone)

And you can't tell if you feel desire? How can you not tell? Whether you,re male or female, at 16 when you feel desire there are telltale physical reactions. I don't think anyone can miss em.

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.
Maybe i like the Terrorists!
*Indignant*

You "forced" yourself? Why? (and how? I'm doubtful a human being can repress desire. Or the healthyness of doing so. I mean, repressing your desire is totally different than being naturally unattracted to anyone)

And you can't tell if you feel desire? How can you not tell? Whether you,re male or female, at 16 when you feel desire there are telltale physical reactions. I don't think anyone can miss em.

Because back then I somehow thought that it was abnormal and wrong to think that anyone was attractive. After I decided that, I got mad at myself whenever I did think that anyone was at all attractive, and over time it went away. It may not be healthy, but it seems too late to reverse it now.

I wasn't sure that there were signs of desire. I don't know what they are, and I haven't noticed any, so maybe I don't feel it. But when I see a Phantom of the Opera actor (only people I find attractive now) in a movie, I sort of fall into a trance and my heart beats faster. Is that it?

Maybe i like the Terrorists!
*Indignant*

So have sex with the terrorists then :p

Because back then I somehow thought that it was abnormal and wrong to think that anyone was attractive. After I decided that, I got mad at myself whenever I did think that anyone was at all attractive, and over time it went away. It may not be healthy, but it seems too late to reverse it now.

It's never too late. Plus, you're young still; someday you might meet someone that really strikes your fancy, and that could make all that repression fly right out the window. Wouldn't want to be the poor guy/gal who gets all those years of repressed desire, though...

Then again, maybe I would like to be that person


I wasn't sure that there were signs of desire. I don't know what they are, and I haven't noticed any, so maybe I don't feel it. But when I see a Phantom of the Opera actor (only people I find attractive now) in a movie, I sort of fall into a trance and my heart beats faster. Is that it?

Yes, that's part of it. Feelings of euphoria, dilated pupils, an erection if you're male, or lubrication if you're female. Pretty hard to miss. (pun intended)

It's never too late. Plus, you're young still; someday you might meet someone that really strikes your fancy, and that could make all that repression fly right out the window. Wouldn't want to be the poor guy/gal who gets all those years of repressed desire, though...

Then again, maybe I would like to be that person

I might someday. It's possible, I guess. But that's sort of what I'm afraid of.


Yes, that's part of it. Feelings of euphoria, dilated pupils, an erection if you're male, or lubrication if you're female. Pretty hard to miss. (pun intended)

I do feel sort of euphoric, but none of the other things.

So have sex with the terrorists then :p
But that would defeat the ...
Indeed.
Ossama sure does have some nice Fag Handles...

If a pseudo-Mulism fanatic dies everytime I send a willing woman into la petite mort the world would be a much safer place [b]and I'd deserve a frickin' MOH[/i].

If a pseudo-Mulism fanatic dies everytime I send a willing woman into la petite mort the world would be a much safer place and I'd deserve a frickin' MOH.

The idea of sex frankly disgusts me.

I'm not a "sir", and I do have a life. It just doesn't involve sex or non-platonic relationships.

Yes. I do plan on continuing to be abstinent for my whole life.
Have fun as one of some terrorist's 72.

If a pseudo-Mulism fanatic dies everytime I send a willing woman into la petite mort the world would be a much safer place and I'd deserve a frickin' MOH.
I've never heard sex referred to as "the little death" before.

I might someday. It's possible, I guess. But that's sort of what I'm afraid of.

Why would you be afraid of that? :eek:


I do feel sort of euphoric, but none of the other things.

Well, either the puberty sex drive hasn't kicked in yet, you're asexual, or you did a better job than I thought a person could repressing your desires.

But that would defeat the ...
Indeed.
Ossama sure does have some nice Fag Handles...

*shudders*

I've never heard sex referred to as "the little death" before.

I have. *nod*

I've never heard sex referred to as "the little death" before.

I also have... in both the positive and the negative... :p

Why would you be afraid of that? :eek:



Well, either the puberty sex drive hasn't kicked in yet, you're asexual, or you did a better job than I thought a person could repressing your desires.

I don't know why I'm afraid of that. It's just that I've always been afraid of that and I've spent so much time trying to convince myself that it could never happen to me, and that no one will ever like me, that I believe it now and I don't want it to happen to me.

Any of the three possible reasons you listed are plausible. I guess I'll figure it out someday.

Where do I get my freedom fuck?

Please, care to elaborate :D

Sweden's awesome.

I agree on the thread topic, and I've voted on the nonsensical poll. Weirdly enough, we ARE planning a trip to Finland in the next couple years (we have a lot of other money-requiring things to do before now and then).

I've never heard sex referred to as "the little death" before.

It's not sex, it's orgasm. Orgasm in French is something (I forget) and it translates back into English as "little death."

If you stay sober the terrorists win, as well.

Thinking of the fact that i'm only 15 and that i don't really want to have sex for the moment, I think i'll stay abstinent..hum...Let's say two or three years more?
Sorry if it sends a message to...joe the terrorist?:( :confused: :fluffle: :rolleyes: :p
ahah..Didn't knew that smileys were so funny...hum hum...sorry!

It's not sex, it's orgasm. Orgasm in French is something (I forget) and it translates back into English as "little death."
Le petit mort ;)
If you stay sober the terrorists win, as well.
Not today, they won't! (I've already seen to that and still working on it...)
Thinking of the fact that i'm only 15 and that i don't really want to have sex for the moment, I think i'll stay abstinent..hum...Let's say two or three years more?
Sorry if it sends a message to...joe the terrorist?:( :confused: :fluffle: :rolleyes: :p
ahah..Didn't knew that smileys were so funny...hum hum...sorry!
Sounds cool, IYAM.

Don't be!

I stay abstinent not because of some jihadist from the ME, but because of my own religious convictions.

That said....

Le petit mort ;)

Not today, they won't! (I've already seen to that and still working on it...)

Sounds cool, IYAM.

Don't be!
IYAM? :confused:

Haven't the terrorists already won?

Haven't the terrorists already won?

Not if we keep up the promiscuity.

IYAM? :confused:
If you asked me? I'm not sure if that's as acceptable as AFAIK, IMHO, or anything like that?!? [To be honest, I've used that in another thread and couldn't remember what it meant, either, before I posted this here reply you're referring to. Sorry if I :confused: you!]

I don't know why I'm afraid of that. It's just that I've always been afraid of that and I've spent so much time trying to convince myself that it could never happen to me, and that no one will ever like me, that I believe it now and I don't want it to happen to me.

Oh, puh-lease. I've seen rude, stupid jackasses who looked like they've been hit by a train find somebody to have a relationship with. You truly have no idea how moronic these guys were; so if they managed to find a partner, so will you. Like I said, you're young still: I had to wait until I was 19 yo to find somebody suitable.

There's nothing to be afraid of in relationships. Just don't go for any relationship you wouldn't be comfortable being a part of. Just so you know, I hear even quite a lot of asexuals actually form relationships of sorts. Kinda like deeper friendship to share everyday's life with somebody else without having a sexual dimension to that kind of "couple". Everybody needs some love/support, even those who don't feel desire.


Any of the three possible reasons you listed are plausible. I guess I'll figure it out someday.
Only you will ever be able to tell which it is for sure. Don't be too stressed out; you still have plenty of time to figure things out. And good luck with that ;)

If you stay sober the terrorists win, as well.

So, drunken sex is our only hope? :p

So, drunken sex is our only hope? :p
Well, I got the first part in the works - but the second... Hopeless case, I fear. At least for now, that is.

Well, I got the first part in the works - but the second... Hopeless case, I fear. At least for now, that is.

Maybe I could help you with the sex part, and you could help me with the drunken part :fluffle:

It's win-win. Well, except for the terrorists, of course ;)

I disagree in a manner of speaking, mainly through malicious tak.

Maybe I could help you with the sex part, and you could help me with the drunken part :fluffle:

It's win-win. Well, except for the terrorists, of course ;)
Sounds good. *hands Skaladora a Beck's* Good thing I just returned from the gas station with more beer.

Now, I have to ask - how do you think we manage the other part?!?

Sounds good. *hands Skaladora a Beck's* Good thing I just returned from the gas station with more beer.

Now, I have to ask - how do you think we manage the other part?!?

I'm open to suggestions. I hope you're a guy, though. :p

If you stay sober the terrorists win, as well.

well then I'm doing my part for freedom:D

How about drugs? Can we do drugs?

*hums White Rabbit*

I can't stop listening to that song...


I know we have to play it for marching band.

Speaking of witch band camp is just like american pie if you know what I mean band geeks of the world unite.

I'm open to suggestions. I hope you're a guy, though. :p
I am. I hope you ain't, though. ( http://images.google.de/images?hl=de&lr=&q=+site:i6.photobucket.com+German+Nightmare )
What about you? :p

I am. I hope you ain't, though. ( http://images.google.de/images?hl=de&lr=&q=+site:i6.photobucket.com+German+Nightmare )
What about you? :p

*whistles innocently*

Dude, look up the region where my nation is

*whistles innocently*

Dude, look up the region where my nation is
Ah man! :D Sorry, I don't swing that way :p

And while it might very well be an interesting experience, I am not at all comfortable with the thought.

So, let's forget about that and just drink beer, a'ight?

(Although it has happened that guys have approached me before who I had to turn down ;) Just not my thing...)

*hands out another beer* Cheers, mate!

Ah man! :D Sorry, I don't swing that way :p

And while it might very well be an interesting experience, I am not at all comfortable with the thought.

So, let's forget about that and just drink beer, a'ight?

(Although it has happened that guys have approached me before who I had to turn down ;) Just not my thing...)

*hands out another beer* Cheers, mate!

Awwww :(

Well, I'll have to wait some more for Mr. Right Guy, I guess. And, thanks for the beer, but I never drink more than one.

Although, if I get you drunk enough, maybe... *evil grin*

Gimme a few years for me to enter college and find a suitable girl. I'm planning to refrain until marriage. After that...

Awwww :(

Well, I'll have to wait some more for Mr. Right Guy, I guess. And, thanks for the beer, but I never drink more than one.

Although, if I get you drunk enough, maybe... *evil grin*
Sorry, pal. I'm still looking for Miss Right to make her Mrs. Right. And I never drink more than one - at a time.
But no matter how drunk I am, it won't change a thing. But you could try *envisions free beer up ahead* :p

Sorry, pal. I'm still looking for Miss Right to make her Mrs. Right. And I never drink more than one - at a time.
But no matter how drunk I am, it won't change a thing. But you could try *envisions free beer up ahead* :p
Hah! Don't presume to abuse of my generosity!

Like I don't have better things to do than pay drinks to a guy I know won't even put out :p

Anyway, once you find Mrs. Right, ask her if she's got a gay brother or something. Good genes might run in the family, after all :)

So.. um... what does Finland and/or Sweden have to do with anything with the freedom to fuck?

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.

Funny that conservatives share so many "moral values" with religious terrorists.

Hah! Don't presume to abuse of my generosity!

Like I don't have better things to do than pay drinks to a guy I know won't even put out :p

Anyway, once you find Mrs. Right, ask her if she's got a gay brother or something. Good genes might run in the family, after all :)
I will. :) (I hope for you she ain't got a gay sister, though...)

Oh, puh-lease. I've seen rude, stupid jackasses who looked like they've been hit by a train find somebody to have a relationship with. You truly have no idea how moronic these guys were; so if they managed to find a partner, so will you. Like I said, you're young still: I had to wait until I was 19 yo to find somebody suitable.

There's nothing to be afraid of in relationships. Just don't go for any relationship you wouldn't be comfortable being a part of. Just so you know, I hear even quite a lot of asexuals actually form relationships of sorts. Kinda like deeper friendship to share everyday's life with somebody else without having a sexual dimension to that kind of "couple". Everybody needs some love/support, even those who don't feel desire.


Only you will ever be able to tell which it is for sure. Don't be too stressed out; you still have plenty of time to figure things out. And good luck with that ;)

Thank you. :)

Freedom to fuck is the most cherished freedom, no matter the culture, except for Turkey. If you stay abstinent, then you send a signal to Joe the Terrorist that you're scared. So have sex, and plenty of it, or else we'll all be speaking Non-English very soon.Are you offering?