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A Brazilian artist is being sued by Mattel, the makers of the barbie doll for producing art depicting lesbian Barbie. Well, how does Mattel know what Barbie does in her spare time? Sure she doesn't go around in flannel and Birkenstocks, but maybe she's just in the closet. You know, the parents are often the last to find out that their kid is gay.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1967401.html

She's been eating my carpets for years. It costs so much to replace them. Next time she does it, she's out for sure.

I always wondered why Ken doesn't have a penis:D

Gimme a G!

Gimme an R!

Gimme an O!

Gimme an A!

Gimme an N!


G-R-O-A-N!


GROOOOOOOAN!!!

I always wondered why Ken doesn't have a penis:D
Barbie cut it off and through it out the window of her moving car.

Are you kidding? I had Barbie down as a fan of bestiality...

Are you kidding? I had Barbie down as a fan of bestiality...
Somebody should make a Barbie and My Little Pony hardcore cartoon.

If my friend of mine can own a t-shirt depicting the Flintstones and their neighbors the Rubbles involved in an orgy, I think a brazilian artist should be able to make Lesbian Barbie art. :p

Somebody should make a Barbie and My Little Pony hardcore cartoon.
You're just not looking hard enough.

Somebody should make a Barbie and My Little Pony hardcore cartoon.
I saw a LEGO porn on the interweb once ... unfortunately, I'm at work, so I probably shouldn't try to find it again.

I know my sisters barbies always made for great swords, and one time I made a double length sword by...locking them together at the waist...in a lesbian sex position...oh my....I was a dirty five year old....

I saw a LEGO porn on the interweb once ... unfortunately, I'm at work, so I probably shouldn't try to find it again.
I used to see hardcore 2-bit action on [as]... I think they got rid of that bump.

I always wondered why Ken doesn't have a penis:DI always wondered why she had such a close intimate relationship with her brother...

Somebody should make a Barbie and My Little Pony hardcore cartoon.

*scribbles down as #936 in his list of "Ways To Kill Barbie: Volume III"*

I would have thought they'd be more bothered by those bdsm barbies you can buy.

*scribbles down as #936 in his list of "Ways To Kill Barbie: Volume III"*
You're still finding ways to kill Barbie? What are you, 8?

I would have thought they'd be more bothered by those bdsm barbies you can buy.

Specifically the vampiric ones. With props.

You're still finding ways to kill Barbie? What are you, 8?

What are you, 50? Can't take a not-so-funny joke?

http://www.boredshitless.com/gallery/New-Gallery/albums/userpics/a434.jpg

Also, Barbie is 46 years old, she should be respected!
DAMN she's good looking for 46. Methinks we should all find out just how she keeps herself from aging badly.

DAMN she's good looking for 46. Methinks we should all find out just how she keeps herself from aging badly.

Plastic surgery.

What are you, 50? Can't take a not-so-funny joke?
What are you, dumb? Why'd you post it in the first place?


I can keep going like this forever.:upyours:

Somebody should make a Barbie and My Little Pony hardcore cartoon.
Rule #36 of the Internet-There is always porn of it, no exceptions.

Rule #36 of the Internet-There is always porn of it, no exceptions.
Well I haven't found it and that's not for a lack of looking.

Rule #36 of the Internet-There is always porn of it, no exceptions.
You know, I've never found FSM-on-girl-on-midget action...

You know, I've never found FSM-on-girl-on-midget action...

It's there, you just have to be touched by a noodley apendage before you can find it.

It's there, you just have to be touched by a noodley apendage before you can find it.
I haven't been touched by His Noodly Appendage?! :( Why have I been forsaken?!

You know, I've never found FSM-on-girl-on-midget action...

Tentacle porn is pretty much the same as FSM/girl but I don't think it's ever crossed genres in to midget porn.

Plastic surgery.
Barbie is all natural. /nodnod

Barbie is all natural. /nodnod

It was a joke based on the fact barbie is made of plastic. Nobody got it/everyone thought it was crap and now I'm sad.

"Whatever a man and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their garsh-darn business." -Dave Attell.

:)

Tentacle porn is pretty much the same as FSM/girl but I don't think it's ever crossed genres in to midget porn.

Japanese people are small and most tentacle porn involves japanese girls. It's close enough.

Japanese people are small and most tentacle porn involves japanese girls. It's close enough.
There's a good reason for that: tentacle porn came about because--due to Japanese law--penises had to be censored. So porn peeps thought about it and came up with a way to show penis-like objects without needing censoring. Hence, tentacle porn was born.

There's a good reason for that: tentacle porn came about because--due to Japanese law--penises had to be censored. So porn peeps thought about it and came up with a way to show penis-like objects without needing censoring. Hence, tentacle porn was born.

Japanese law also bnas pubic hair. That why all the japanese girls are shaved and look about 12, it's just wrong.

"Whatever a man and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their garsh-darn business." -Dave Attell.

:)
That's where I got my post from, actually. But Dave Attell failed to mention FSM. But at least he had a pirate in his act.

RAmen.

There's a good reason for that: tentacle porn came about because--due to Japanese law--penises had to be censored. So porn peeps thought about it and came up with a way to show penis-like objects without needing censoring. Hence, tentacle porn was born.
...? I thought it came from Dream of the Fisherman's Wife...

It's sad that I know this stuff. *goes off to autosadomasochistically repent*

Japanese law also bnas pubic hair. That why all the japanese girls are shaved and look about 12, it's just wrong.
They look twelve because a large portion of Japanese males are...sexually open-minded, we'll leave it at that. (Culturally, they never got beyond sex with young girls, so it's still acceptable--in some parts of the country, anyway. In others, it's done via underground underage geisha rings.)

LNI: I was speaking of the origin of Japanese tentacle porn.

LNI: I was speaking of the origin of Japanese tentacle porn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

There ya go.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

There ya go.
That is strange on a whole new and strange level.

That is strange on a whole new and strange level.
I know.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dream_of_the_Fisherman%27s_Wife

There ya go.
It was before its time. A simple anachronistic drawing, nothing more.

It was before its time. A simple anachronistic drawing, nothing more.
...SO you're an expert on tentacle rape?

...SO you're an expert on tentacle rape?
...no. No I am not.

...no. No I am not.
Oh, I understand. Of course you're not. ;)