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I'm sure there has been several topics similar to this one. But I'm creating this anyway. So how do you NS'ers look? I'll start:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/dalun89/Mig.jpg

I am short, I have mid-length layered hair, green eyes, pale skin, I look Irish, but it's been generations since my family came over here on the boat ( 4 actually)

oh......you wanted a picture?!

nevermind.

I am short, I have mid-length layered hair, green eyes, pale skin, I look Irish, but it's been generations since my family came over here on the boat ( 4 actually)

oh......you wanted a picture?!

nevermind.
*licks TG*

I'm sure there has been several topics similar to this one. But I'm creating this anyway. So how do you NS'ers look? I'll start:

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m3/dalun89/Mig.jpg

Cool, a Dane!

Anyway, I've already posted my pics on here...and I dont want to go searching through websites/files to find them right now.

I look like a continuously stoned serial killer.

Only the Shadow knows. :cool:

cant attacch a photo, my computer is crap.
Im female,5"6, 8 stone, dark blond hair-shoulder length, green eyes,a roman nose,dark eyebrows,32 d,have hardy any nails(they are all bitten off)
thats as much info as I can give without giving too much info!

edit;I forgot, my great,great nana was native american, so I have a large forehead and prominant cheekbones!

I look kind of like a short silly Russel Crowe with a buzz cut. :p

Drunk commies? He look like a man.

Thank you Mrs. Swan

I look kind of like a short silly Russel Crowe with a buzz cut. :p
I would have guessed Russell terrier . . .

What women tell men:
cant attacch a photo, my computer is crap.
Im female,5"6, 8 stone, dark blond hair-shoulder length, green eyes,a roman nose,dark eyebrows,32 d,have hardy any nails(they are all bitten off)
thats as much info as I can give without giving too much info!

edit;I forgot, my great nana was native american, so I have a large forehead and prominant cheekbones!

What men actually hear:
cant attacch a photo, my computer is crap.
Im female,5"6, 8 stone, dark blond hair-shoulder length, green eyes,a roman nose,dark eyebrows,32 d,have hardy any nails(they are all bitten off)
thats as much info as I can give without giving too much info!

edit;I forgot, my great nana was native american, so I have a large forehead and prominant cheekbones!



:D

I would have guessed Russell terrier . . .

...maybe...

:p

cant attacch a photo, my computer is crap.
Im female,5"6, 8 stone, dark blond hair-shoulder length, green eyes,a roman nose,dark eyebrows,32 d,have hardy any nails(they are all bitten off)
thats as much info as I can give without giving too much info!

edit;I forgot, my great,great nana was native american, so I have a large forehead and prominant cheekbones!

8 stone?

there is a reason i dont show my face in public.

i have been sworn in to do my civic duty and keep a paper bag over my face at all times.

* waits for beautiful darkness to post *:cool:

8 stone?
8)

8)

I still don't get it.

I still don't get it.
I think 1 stone = 14 pounds. One rock = 1 gram and costs $40 in Trenton if you've got the right hook up, by the way.

If you really - REALLY! - want to know what I look like, then read this entire thread right here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494648

Good luck :)

These threads really need to stop. :rolleyes:

If you really - REALLY! - want to know what I look like, then read this entire thread right here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494648

Good luck :)

Well played, mate! :D

One rock = 1 gram and costs $40 in Trenton if you've got the right hook up, by the way.
WTF?! Rocks cost 'bout $10-15 'round here. Glad I left Jersey, that's friggin' price gouging.

WTF?! Rocks cost 'bout $10-15 'round here. Glad I left Jersey, that's friggin' price gouging.
Where are you getting $10 grams? Colombia?

Where are you getting $10 grams? Colombia?
Uh, no? We're talking rocks, not coke, man.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/Koalapcopy.jpg

Where are you getting $10 grams? Colombia?
Hang on, never mind. I thought you said $40 a hit, not per gram.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/Koalapcopy.jpg
:eek: Dear Gods, it's the Army of the Armed Koalas! Run away, aaaaaaaah! :eek:

*Flees before the fisting starts*

Only the Shadow knows. :cool:


Well..the Shadow, and anyone else who has seen the multiple pictures of you in a very similar thread with the same name......

http://www.usefulwork.com/shark/mugabe3.jpg

http://www.usefulwork.com/shark/mugabe3.jpg

*super-thick Jersey accent*

I don't remember you bein' so old... And black.

*super-thick Jersey accent*

I don't remember you bein' so old... And black.
(Carl doesn't speak with a super-thick Jersey accent. It's just a regular Jersey accent)

"Hey, guys! Who's your new dead friend. He is dead." *The AT's and Travis run* "We're you goin', you havent' finished peein' all over my house yet!"

Well..the Shadow, and anyone else who has seen the multiple pictures of you in a very similar thread with the same name......
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!

5'10, brown hair, blue eyes, glasses.

5'10, brown hair, blue eyes, glasses.
Tease.

5'6'', glasses (sometimes), 106 pounds, dark brown hair, brown eyes, pale skin, some freckles, distance around waist approximately 24".

Tease.

OK, I have a nose as well. Clear it up for you? :p

OK, I have a nose as well. Clear it up for you? :p
Eyebrows too right?! Gotsa have eyebrows.. *nods*

5' 9"/ 5'10", blond hair, (sharp) blue eyes, black semi 'nerd' type glasses, bout 11st

Eyebrows too right?! Gotsa have eyebrows.. *nods*

Yup, yup, eyebrows and everything.

6'5 200 lbs. Hazel eyes, brown hair.

If you really - REALLY! - want to know what I look like, then read this entire thread right here: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=494648

Good luck :)

Haha, beaten to it, that's what I was going to do. At least now I don't have to search around for the thing :D



* waits for beautiful darkness to post *:cool:

LOL!

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/?action=view&current=1da6a693.jpg&refPage=20&imgAnch=imgAnch22 ;)

My most recent shot...(tonight) (http://www.onision.com/photos/commercial/v-for-vendetta/v-for-vendetta-movie-x1.jpg)

My most recent shot...(tonight) (http://www.onision.com/photos/commercial/v-for-vendetta/v-for-vendetta-movie-x1.jpg)
It's Guy Fawkes! Burn him!

It's Guy Fawkes! Burn him!


You can call me V.....

-kills self for this entire post-

Dark hair and eyes, kind of pale skin. Everyone thinks I'm from eastern Europe, which is weird because I have no ancestry from that region. What's that?

It's Guy Fawkes! Burn him!

Guy Fawkes was a martyr. And a hero to our cause. I am descended from Catholics fleeing persecution in Britain and Ireland. I hold my faith dear, and Guy Fawkes did as well. While I can not condone his actions, there is that little feeling in my soul that salutes him and sympathizes with him, for I feel that one of the greatest challenges facing humanity is the divisions caused by religious intolerance. Guy Fawkes was sick of that, and he tried to secure certain liberites for those of his faith.

I'm not exactly handsome, but I get around.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ExtremeDumb/Booya.jpg

The first, last and only picture of me smiling. Enjoy it, fiends.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ExtremeDumb/Blah.jpg

ok here are some real pics of me

Playing the guitar (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Snap3.jpg)

Allah Akbar! (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/t2.jpg)

Dirka dirkaa! (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/terrorist.jpg)

My lover (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Snap1.jpg)

Moolah (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/Snap-1.jpg)

my nose (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30411024_30139181_8748.jpg)

sleeping (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/n30409047_30366507_9933.jpg)


Studly (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/kewlme.jpg)

born to wear a suit :D (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/piggy_g87/suit.jpg) i have a vid uploading so ill post that in a minute or so too :D

Well..the Shadow, and anyone else who has seen the multiple pictures of you in a very similar thread with the same name......

Shhh. Thats the joke: It keeps threads like this coming. Lord know we needed a new one. :rolleyes:

You're happier not knowing what I look like.

God I always am on Nationstates when these stupid threads appear at the side :(

wtf@caps doesn't work

God I always am on Nationstates when these stupid threads appear at the side :(

wtf@caps doesn't work
Who will you call ugly this week?

Who is your puppet master?

Who will you call ugly this week?

Who is your puppet master?

you, bby ;)

It's funny how you say "this week" when the last time I was here was, what, a good two months ago?

you, bby ;)
Grammar.. slowly.. fading..
It's funny how you say "this week" when the last time I was here was, what, a good two months ago?

Shall I say "this month"?

Grammar.. slowly.. fading..


Shall I say "this month"?

Do whatever makes you feel better. I, however, find it extremely shallow to perpetuate the idea that everyone has to be "beautiful in their own way" to be validated. People can be ugly and still valued, you know.

Do whatever makes you feel better. I, however, find it extremely shallow to perpetuate the idea that everyone has to be "beautiful in their own way" to be validated. People can be ugly and still valued, you know.
But you seem to like calling others ugly..

Why not just.. you know, move along?

And again, who is your puppet master?

But you seem to like calling others ugly..

Why not just.. you know, move along?

And again, who is your puppet master?

Please feel free to quote me calling someone ugly in the past 60 days.

Somewhere inbetween this (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8553/1219436174377689cdbd8dbv0.jpg) and this (http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/971/cousinitfe9.jpg)

you, bby ;)

It's funny how you say "this week" when the last time I was here was, what, a good two months ago?
Yes about 2 months...
W00T!!!
-----------------------------------
Raise your hand if you can't login to NS.
*Hand Raises*
Raise your hand if you find it funny that the other thread is barely dead.
*Hand Raises*

Somewhere inbetween this (http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8553/1219436174377689cdbd8dbv0.jpg) and this (http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/971/cousinitfe9.jpg)

More like the latter, methinks. :p

:fluffle:

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/?action=view&current=1da6a693.jpg&refPage=20&imgAnch=imgAnch22 ;)

:fluffle:

moi (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Copy%20of%20Copy%20of%20June%2006%20a%20005.jpg)

(and more recently) (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/huw/New%20Forest%20060806%20007.jpg)

5'9", somewhere between 11 and 11.5 stone, red/orange hair (ginger if you prefer) grown 3 months from a buzz-cut, blue eyes with super-long eyelashes, large eyebrows, 3 day stubble, sun-burned forehead, hairy, some freckles especially on my neck and arms. there's plenty of photo's of me on these forums, i can't be bothered to post them again and the newest ones are on paper not digital so i probably won't get them on a computer.

You can call me V.....

-kills self for this entire post-

Your the strangest Elf-lord/hostile computer program/terrorist ive ever seen.

As ever:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/sleb/meatthecastle.jpg

Except I've given my beard a bit of a trim now, so it's somewhat neater.

I look like this:
http://www.edtech.esc11.net/~ren.yantis/dg2/xmasfuture/images/jesus.jpg
[/blasphemy]

More like the latter, methinks. :p

:fluffle:

Are you going to grace us with more pics of your loveliness TBD? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh BTW I'm about 6"3", female and below average looking.

6'2", about 13 1/2 stone (85kgs?). 3/4" hair, dark-ish blonde/light brown/greyish. Blue/green/grey eyes, with a hint of brown. Fairly small nose, rimless glasses, typically unshaven. Long, thin arms with big hands and long, grasping fingers. Slight pot-belly. Decent pair of pins. Big feet, all the better to balance with.

Utterly, utterly unremarkable; the next best thing to invisibility.

What women tell men:


What men actually hear:




:D

tee hee,thats generally what they talk to aswel, doing a degree in philosophy and they wanna talk to my boobs.....

I look like Luna Lovegood...and I act like her too. :p

Here, same picture as last time, less than one month ago:
http://www.robertobaca.net/mypic.jpg
Enjoy!

Whose face do you think that is on our glorious national flag?

Non other than the face of our benevolent leader, MajikZombi himself.

All Hail MajikZombi!

Are you going to grace us with more pics of your loveliness TBD? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh BTW I'm about 6"3", female and below average looking.
:eek:
I don't believe this part
below average looking
for a second!

Are you going to grace us with more pics of your loveliness TBD? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh BTW I'm about 6"3", female and below average looking.


Damn, your 6'3! Thats almost my height. Are you of Scandi ethnicity?

below average looking
Yeah, right...proooove it.:)

tee hee,thats generally what they talk to aswel, doing a degree in philosophy and they wanna talk to my boobs.....

I know, babe, I know.

I am the clit-commander, the master of all that is woman. :)

:fluffle:

:) :fluffle:

Are you going to grace us with more pics of your loveliness TBD? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Oh BTW I'm about 6"3", female and below average looking.

*Cough* I'm sure everyone is sick of it by now :p

And, you are not average! You are enviable ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

*Cough* I'm sure everyone is sick of it by now :p

And, you are not average! You are enviable ;)

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Thank you! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
How could anyone get sick of your pictures? You are too beautiful for that!

More like the latter, methinks. :p

:fluffle:

Heh :p



moi (http://www.hlj.me.uk/pics/Copy%20of%20Copy%20of%20June%2006%20a%20005.jpg)


Trotsky! :o

(this new multiquote thing rocks.)

Heh :p

I'll give you 'heh'!

Come on MSN, you snob :(

Thank you! :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
How could anyone get sick of your pictures? You are too beautiful for that!

Pfft, you are a blatent flatterer :p

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

I'll give you 'heh'!

Come on MSN, you snob :(
Some people don't amuse you enough?:eek:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/probe_me/Koalapcopy.jpg
I fisted nothing!

Haha, beaten to it, that's what I was going to do. At least now I don't have to search around for the thing :D



LOL!

http://s75.photobucket.com/albums/i294/Beautiful-Darkness/?action=view&current=1da6a693.jpg&refPage=20&imgAnch=imgAnch22 ;)
:eek:

Some people don't amuse you enough?:eek:

What do you mean? :confused:

What do you mean? :confused:
Er +1?:eek:nevermind

Some people don't amuse you enough?:eek:

What do you mean? :confused:

:eek:

What?

What do you mean? :confused:
OMG you said that twice...

OMG you said that twice...

OMG! Stupid slow jolt :(

OMG! Stupid slow jolt :(
It's alright.
:fluffle:

Take Phil Collins from the 80s add a scruffy beard :headbang:

Take Phil Collins from the 80s add a scruffy beard :headbang:
Oh Dreamy.:)

It's only an icon sized photograph of me, but I really like the picture.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/know_your_right/whambammam.png

It's only an icon sized photograph of me, but I really like the picture.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/know_your_right/whambammam.png

Why hello....

:p

Why hello....

:p

I belong to Rotovia!

Why hello....

:p

:rolleyes:

It's only an icon sized photograph of me, but I really like the picture.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/know_your_right/whambammam.png

I belong to Rotovia!

That's silly. Surely he belongs to you?

:rolleyes:

Quiet, you. :p

That's silly. Surely he belongs to you?

We belong to each other. :fluffle:

I got a hair cut on wensday or something, I think it made me sexy!

But then as I was looking in the mirror, I noticed my sideburns were crooked.. I got all upset, but I can fix it when I shave later..

Gah I am so sexy this week!

[/proud]

I look like you.

Only better.






(I always do self depricating posts in these, thought I'd try something new...)

I got a hair cut on wensday or something, I think it made me sexy!

But then as I was looking in the mirror, I noticed my sideburns were crooked.. I got all upset, but I can fix it when I shave later..

Gah I am so sexy this week!

[/proud]

Prove it by kissing someone with your asshole.


[not me]:p

Prove it by kissing someone with your asshole.


[not me]:p

:eek:

:eek:

LOL...ever seen Deuce Bigalow Euro Gigalo?

LOL...ever seen Deuce Bigalow Euro Gigalo?

Ew no!

Ew no!

LOL....well, let me defend myself so I dont look like a raging homosexual.

There is a convention of European Man-Whores...and as they get introduced, someone says:

"Thats the Greek man-whore, Ass Apopulus!"
"He can kiss you with his butthole."
...Then Deuce says: "I'd like to never see that."


LOL..atleast I thought it was funny.

LOL....well, let me defend myself so I dont look like a raging homosexual.

There is a convention of European Man-Whores...and as they get introduced, someone says:

"Thats the Greek man-whore, Ass Apopulus!"
"He can kiss you with his butthole."
...Then Deuce says: "I'd like to never see that."


LOL..atleast I thought it was funny.

:p

Very.. interesting!

*Cough* I'm sure everyone is sick of it by now :p
<snip>


sick of it??? sick of you??? Impossible! Where did you get such a silly idea???? :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

Imagine this guy with a beard and a tan:

http://www.student-direct.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/issue16/grahamcoxon-small.jpg

Imagine this guy with a beard and a tan:

http://www.student-direct.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/issue16/grahamcoxon-small.jpg

I wish I had vision problems just so I could wear those glasses.

I look like you feel.


So for fuck's sake, cheer up!

I thought about doing a teaser photo of my hair or something but then decided against it.


Imagine everybody in the world ranked in order by looks, and then put on a bell shaped curve. Go to the guy at the very top of the curve, and add a crooked nose. It's me.

I thought about doing a teaser photo of my hair or something but then decided against it.


Imagine everybody in the world ranked in order by looks, and then put on a bell shaped curve. Go to the guy at the very top of the curve, and add a crooked nose. It's me.
Oh.

I was just about to say "But you're cute!" when I noticed your ego was alive and well. :p (and yeah, I know "cute" doesn't fly so well with you, but what do I care?)

That's silly. Surely he belongs to you?
In Soviet Russia, Rotovia...

I fisted nothing!

Prove it! :cool:

Why hello....

:p
Indeed

Prove it! :cool:
I could demostrate my lack of skills on you if you like...

It's only an icon sized photograph of me, but I really like the picture.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/know_your_right/whambammam.png
*What Kanabia said.*

:rolleyes:
:eek: :confused: :( http://assets.jolt.co.uk/forums/images/icons/icon5.gif

I look like you.

Only better.






(I always do self depricating posts in these, thought I'd try something new...)
You mean you are going for the Kriegsmarine U-Boat Captain look, the one where he looks like he has been at sea for 3 months?:eek:

(Cause that is what i am going for...)

*What Kanabia said.*

Thanks. ;)

Indeed

:D Thanks.

:D Thanks.
No worries.
Thanks.;)
*Plots to make Rotovia disappear*

No worries.

*Plots to make Rotovia disappear*

Nooo!!! I love that man!

EDIT: He'd hunt you down and kill you anyway. ;)

Nooo!!! I love that man!

EDIT: He'd hunt you down and kill you anyway. ;)
My Tiaha will beat his Spear any day!*

*No innuendo intended.;)

My Tiaha will beat his Spear any day!*

*No innuendo intended.;)

But will your wit beat his intelligence?

But will your wit beat his intelligence?
Many a time!

Many a time!

It's not possible. I'm not even smarter than him!

It's not possible. I'm not even smarter than him!

With that sentence structure i can see why!:p

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/nnenwnen451.jpg

^^^Nose picker!

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8623/scabfieldspicte7.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/nnenwnen451.jpg

Ooooh! Artsy! And a good one :)

I could demostrate my lack of skills on you if you like...

You're hitting on me again, aren't you... ;)

With that sentence structure i can see why!:p

Touche.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/nnenwnen451.jpg

That's a really good photograph!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/nnenwnen451.jpg

What you smoking there?

Ooooh! Artsy! And a good one :)

That's a really good photograph!
It's my sexieness, I swear!
What you smoking there?
I wish it was a joint..

I look effin' secksi.

It's my sexieness, I swear!

I wish it was a joint..

hmm.....

I really should post a picture. But I don't have any available atm. Go look at the mapping thread.

Oh.

I was just about to say "But you're cute!" when I noticed your ego was alive and well. :p (and yeah, I know "cute" doesn't fly so well with you, but what do I care?)


No, I'm happy enough with cute.

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/8623/scabfieldspicte7.jpg
Not you too!:eek:

You're hitting on me again, aren't you... ;)
Don't pretend you don't like it.;)

It's my sexieness, I swear!

I wish it was a joint..

It must be your sexiness, and I wish it was a joint too...

No, I'm happy enough with cute.
Oh my God, that post must have been at least a week old. :p

ETA: D'oh. Forgot about the fancy new bag of tricks jolt has now. And yes, it *was* at least a week old. :p

Not you too!:eek:There's (http://img170.imageshack.us/my.php?image=finnfo8.jpg) more! (http://img384.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nikkilm1.jpg) :D (http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tednk1.jpg)

Is the second one you in Drag?http://forums.rpgchat.com/images/smilies/puke.gif
-----------------------------------------
Outdated South Park me!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/harlesburg/HarlesburgSP.jpg

Oh my God, that post must have been at least a week old. :p

ETA: D'oh. Forgot about the fancy new bag of tricks jolt has now. And yes, it *was* at least a week old. :p

The forums have been rather screwy recently and I've had trouble getting on.

The forums have been rather screwy recently and I've had trouble getting on.
You had that error too?:(
Did it say 'Forum Error' and you couldn't even view posts?