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I watched a guy eat 63 mcnuggets today...

Captain pooby
24-08-2006, 03:59
I began to think "What the..." after he polished off the 1st20packof nuggets. He walked up to the counter, said he wanted 100 peices of chicken. The look on the cashiers face was PRICELESS! He then asked if it came in a meal, and apparently it did, because I saw him with fries and a drink.

No joke but the most I've ever eaten was 33. That guy was easily 6 inches shorter and ate double what I did. Oui, I am ashamed...

I can't find the nutritional information on chicken nuggets. (I'm pretty sure there's not much good in it, mostly MSG, fat, and grease, so maybe putting down nothing is fine).
Andaluciae
24-08-2006, 04:00
*becomes sick*

Goodnight.
Psychotic Mongooses
24-08-2006, 04:02
www.blogger.com

Use it.
Colodia
24-08-2006, 04:02
Describe his body. Fat? Average? Thin?
Captain pooby
24-08-2006, 04:04
Describe his body. Fat? Average? Thin?

Average/thin.

Not anymore.

*becomes sick*

Goodnight.

That's enough grease to put me in a catatonic state.



For a year.
Vetalia
24-08-2006, 04:07
Such debauchery hasn't been seen since the Bacchanaliae of the ancient Romans...I can only wonder at what this portends for our society.
Posi
24-08-2006, 04:35
I was at McDicks the other day, and noticed something about their paper wrappers: only one "I'm loving it" blurb was in French. Quite odd here in Canada. Half were still English, but German and Russian were also represented this time.
Jenrak
24-08-2006, 04:52
Such debauchery hasn't been seen since the Bacchanaliae of the ancient Romans...I can only wonder at what this portends for our society.

It's simple - we'll be invaded by Germanic tribes after extensive political corruption.
Chellis
24-08-2006, 04:56
My new goal in life is to eat 100 nuggets in one sitting now.
Vetalia
24-08-2006, 05:01
It's simple - we'll be invaded by Germanic tribes after extensive political corruption.

Well, we've got the political corruption...but where are the Germanic tribes?
United Chicken Kleptos
24-08-2006, 05:02
Well, we've got the political corruption...but where are the Germanic tribes?

Germany?
Vetalia
24-08-2006, 05:09
Germany?

I would've said Sweden...that's where the Visigoths came from. I'll have to keep an eye on Fass...
Posi
24-08-2006, 05:15
I would've said Sweden...that's where the Visigoths came from. I'll have to keep an eye on Fass...
Explains his name change. He wants everyone to think he is French, making less people think he could be an invader.
Vetalia
24-08-2006, 05:15
Explains his name change. He wants everyone to think he is French, making less people think he could be an invader.

Caesar pwned the Gauls so we don't have to worry about them...Fass has made a wise choice.

I guess we'll just have to rely on the military expertise of Colonel Sanders to protect us from the hordes of Sweden.
Captain pooby
24-08-2006, 05:23
Such debauchery hasn't been seen since the Bacchanaliae of the ancient Romans...I can only wonder at what this portends for our society.

What a mouthful.

Atleast it doesn't have a lot of grease.
Captain pooby
24-08-2006, 05:25
Explains his name change. He wants everyone to think he is French, making less people think he could be an invader.

[capital one vikings & Fass]

Burn the village to the ground


Dooo da! Doo da!


Burn the village to the ground

O the doo daa day!

[capital one vikings & Fass)
Mikesburg
24-08-2006, 06:11
Dude...

How many nuggets..?


I like this man... I bet he was thin as a rail too.... bastard.... I love this man...
Utracia
24-08-2006, 06:14
How many nuggets do you think this guy could eat?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40687000/jpg/_40687426_newyork_ap203x200.jpg
UpwardThrust
24-08-2006, 06:15
My brother cleared 4, 20 packs

He is 150 pounds and 6'2" farmer lol .. crazy small people lol
Mikesburg
24-08-2006, 06:17
My brother cleared 4, 20 packs

He is 150 pounds and 6'2" farmer lol .. crazy small people lol

6'2" is not small. Speaking as an angry 5'3 and 3/4" man, I can attest that he may be skinny, but he is not 'small'.
IL Ruffino
24-08-2006, 06:17
Ew.

Why didn't he eat real food?

Well.. real-er food?

I'd totally pwn him if that was double cheese burgers..
Demented Hamsters
24-08-2006, 06:41
Such debauchery hasn't been seen since the Bacchanaliae of the ancient Romans...I can only wonder at what this portends for our society.
They had McNuggets in Ancient Rome?!
Boonytopia
24-08-2006, 08:55
I didn't even know you could get nuggets in 20 packs! :eek:
Isiseye
24-08-2006, 09:09
I began to think "What the..." after he polished off the 1st20packof nuggets. He walked up to the counter, said he wanted 100 peices of chicken. The look on the cashiers face was PRICELESS! He then asked if it came in a meal, and apparently it did, because I saw him with fries and a drink.

No joke but the most I've ever eaten was 33. That guy was easily 6 inches shorter and ate double what I did. Oui, I am ashamed...

I can't find the nutritional information on chicken nuggets. (I'm pretty sure there's not much good in it, mostly MSG, fat, and grease, so maybe putting down nothing is fine).

Gross. Did he get sick?
Markreich
24-08-2006, 10:34
Serving Size: 20 nuggets - 11.3 oz (320 g)
Calories: 840
Cholesterol: 125mg (41% human value per day!)
Total Fat: 49g (75% human value per day!)
Sodium: 2240 mg (93% human value per day!)

:eek:

He ate 63? So... x3. That's 2520 calories and about 3 days worth of salt in one sitting. I'm glad I'm not his digestive tract! :hurl:


The whole menu:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_controller.nutrition.index1.html
New Peeland
24-08-2006, 11:00
I began to think "What the..." after he polished off the 1st20packof nuggets. He walked up to the counter, said he wanted 100 peices of chicken. The look on the cashiers face was PRICELESS! He then asked if it came in a meal, and apparently it did, because I saw him with fries and a drink.

No joke but the most I've ever eaten was 33. That guy was easily 6 inches shorter and ate double what I did. Oui, I am ashamed...

I can't find the nutritional information on chicken nuggets. (I'm pretty sure there's not much good in it, mostly MSG, fat, and grease, so maybe putting down nothing is fine).:eek: Might I just say that your username is fantastic! I do not believe I have had the pleasure before :p

And 63! Worries me what'll come out once that's been digested.
Anthil
24-08-2006, 11:00
Have a look at the thin man:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTcvjRGzv4
Gravlen
24-08-2006, 11:05
Blogging again, huh? :rolleyes:

:eek: Might I just say that your username is fantastic! I do not believe I have had the pleasure before :p
Then you are truly lucky. This is a puppet-account...
New Peeland
24-08-2006, 11:07
Have a look at the thin man:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkTcvjRGzv4
That would have been so much easier with a straw, I saw someone do that with alco pops and its mental :confused:
New Peeland
24-08-2006, 11:07
Blogging again, huh? :rolleyes:


Then you are truly lucky. This is a puppet-account...
pssh :p let me compliment another Grav :p you get enough!
Gravlen
24-08-2006, 11:36
pssh :p let me compliment another Grav :p you get enough!
But I get so jealous... :(

:p
Carnivorous Lickers
24-08-2006, 21:26
How many nuggets do you think this guy could eat?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40687000/jpg/_40687426_newyork_ap203x200.jpg


How many are there?
The South Islands
24-08-2006, 21:27
How many nuggets do you think this guy could eat?

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40687000/jpg/_40687426_newyork_ap203x200.jpg

A packet the size of El Salvador.
Farnhamia
24-08-2006, 21:28
Such debauchery hasn't been seen since the Bacchanaliae of the ancient Romans...I can only wonder at what this portends for our society.
Dooooomed! We're all ... ahem.:rolleyes: Watching some guy eat 63 nuggets sounds way more fun than what I've been doing all day. Except I do get paid for this, so ... :p
Carnivorous Lickers
24-08-2006, 21:30
I began to think "What the..." after he polished off the 1st20packof nuggets. He walked up to the counter, said he wanted 100 peices of chicken. The look on the cashiers face was PRICELESS! He then asked if it came in a meal, and apparently it did, because I saw him with fries and a drink.

No joke but the most I've ever eaten was 33. That guy was easily 6 inches shorter and ate double what I did. Oui, I am ashamed...

I can't find the nutritional information on chicken nuggets. (I'm pretty sure there's not much good in it, mostly MSG, fat, and grease, so maybe putting down nothing is fine).

Seeing him consume this was an experience, but I feel bad for whomever gets to share his elimination of them.

He will not be constipated and with each additional 20 piece he ate, the velocity-or "Sound & Fury" -increases exponentially
Lunatic Goofballs
24-08-2006, 21:34
Devastating. He's going to shit out the world's largest mcnugget.

The real sick part of this story is that in doing so, the mcnugget will have it's nutritional content doubled. :p
Hydesland
24-08-2006, 22:11
Devastating. He's going to shit out the world's largest mcnugget.

The real sick part of this story is that in doing so, the mcnugget will have it's nutritional content doubled. :p

Damn you beat me to it!
The South Islands
24-08-2006, 22:17
Devastating. He's going to shit out the world's largest mcnugget.

The real sick part of this story is that in doing so, the mcnugget will have it's nutritional content doubled. :p

Nothing doubled is still nothing.
JuNii
27-08-2006, 00:34
I began to think "What the..." after he polished off the 1st20packof nuggets. He walked up to the counter, said he wanted 100 peices of chicken. The look on the cashiers face was PRICELESS! He then asked if it came in a meal, and apparently it did, because I saw him with fries and a drink.

No joke but the most I've ever eaten was 33. That guy was easily 6 inches shorter and ate double what I did. Oui, I am ashamed...

I can't find the nutritional information on chicken nuggets. (I'm pretty sure there's not much good in it, mostly MSG, fat, and grease, so maybe putting down nothing is fine).

hmm... 20 Chicken McNuggets... about $10...add $50 more...

The most I've eaten was 40, but that was also over the course of several hours... without fries.

Man I hate people with lightning metabolisms...
Ifreann
27-08-2006, 00:43
I was hungry before I read this thread. Thinking about all those nuggets made me more full than eating them ever would.
Utracia
27-08-2006, 00:44
A packet the size of El Salvador.

Quite possibly. Be more than 63 though. :D
Brockadia
27-08-2006, 01:06
That's nothing, I've got a friend that once ate a triple grand slam at Wendy's. That's 3 lbs of ground beef!.
German Nightmare
27-08-2006, 01:12
Well, we've got the political corruption...but where are the Germanic tribes?
Old (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Kettenhemd.jpg) or New (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ZeeGermansarecoming.jpg)?
Either way, I ready http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/dwarf.gif
Utracia
27-08-2006, 01:16
Old (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Kettenhemd.jpg) or New (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/ZeeGermansarecoming.jpg)?
Either way, I ready http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/dwarf.gif

Wow. You'd make a fierce warrior. :D
German Nightmare
27-08-2006, 01:46
Wow. You'd make a fierce warrior. :D
A fierce warrior who conscientiously objected military service, none the less :eek:
How's that fitting into the conspiracy, I wonder?
Outcast Jesuits
27-08-2006, 01:47
Eww...bad thoughts...like the marshmallow popcorn being popped behind me right now.