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I'm thinking of making an NSG equivalent to the 10 commandments.

The idea: you make funny commandments about spamming and flaiming in stuff in the form of old biblcal language.

Like this: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11114245&postcount=680 but with multiple commandments.

It could be put in your sig and referred to whenever.... What do you think?

Please add it to your sig, please please please :D

So far:



Verily, the Mods saw unto them a great plague of n00bishness. And the Mods said 'LOL pwnt n00bs', and didst smite the forumites with the Mods' own divine writ. And it didst read:

Thou shalt not feed the trolls

Flame not, lest ye be flamed

Thou Shalt Not Discuss The NationStates Game, For Thou Wouldst Be Boring, And None Dost Playeth It Anyway

Thou Shalt Not Attempt To Drink Cola While Reading Lunatic Goofballs' Posts.

Thou shalt check thy damn sources before thou posteth them

Thou Shalt Not mimmick posts in 1337 to belittle thy neighbours intelligence, unless thou in which you wish to mimmick is n00bish

Thou Shalt Not question thy mods judgement, for thou will suffer the wrath of the mods.

Thou shalt not use gun smilies, lest ye be spamming or thy first post

Thou shalt not act like a Grammar-Nazi in silly threads lest thou make a mockery of thyself. The multitude careth not.

Thou shalt blame Ruffy

Thou shalt eschew arguments of black and white and try to understand that there are gray areas.

Thou shalt not split thine personality through the art of puppetry

Thou shalt post the "Ah, jeez, not this shit again" picture at every given opportunity

Thou must cometh prepared before thou enters threads past page 20, for thou is at a most high risk from getting obliterated by spam (open for suggestions)

Thou must refrain (if possible) from using myrth as thy poll option, for thoust has been overly done

Thou shalt not fluffle in the site of the anitfluffle movent, lest thou wants Ruffy to castrate thy

Thou shalt understand the difference between funny and serious, lest sarcasm bite you in the buttocks

Thou Shalt Not commit forum necrophilia

If thou shall desireth a thread on immigration, he who seeketh, must direct the wrath to the xeno-trinity....Ny Nordland, The Atlantian Islands, Europa Maxima. Only then will the flames of the Lord enlighten thou dark ways

Thou shalt not post with only the eye rolling smilie alone, lest your eyes be gouged out with a spork.

Thou shalt not post pr0n, or the wrath of the mods shall rain down upon thee.

Thou shalt not break the page, lest the wrath of the pagemonster fall upon you

Thou shalt fear the timewarp, for it is the devil's handiwork

Thou shalt recognize when it is "Chinatown" and move on

Thou Shalt Not Insult Eut, Fass, Or Other Long-Timers, Lest You Face Their Wrath

Thou shall not postesth of Chuck Norris, lest ye be round-housed in thy face.

Thou shalt read the post all the way through and understand what thee are reading before thou postest

If thou strayest off-topic, at least be funny.

Thou shalt avoid the angry emoticons, for they are tainted with purest n00b

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours post count, nor their sig. Thou shalt covet their posting skills, should thy neighbours have any

These are the mods, thy gods, thou shalt have no other gods but these:
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=9451618&postcount=1

Thou Shalt Not Attempt To Drink Cola While Reading Lunatic Goofballs' Posts.

:)

1. Thou shalt not spam.

Already been done... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=464525)

Already been done... (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=464525)

Yeah but they are more whiney, and not as funny.

Edit: also that was just written by one person. My idea is this will be a joint effort.

Thou Shalt Not Discuss The NationStates Game, For Thou Wouldst Be Boring, And None Dost Playeth It Anyway

Meh whatever i'll start it anyway.

Thou shalt not speaketh 1337

Thou shalt not speaketh 1337

I'll post a varient on that.

Thou shalt blame Ruffy.

Thou shalt blame Ruffy.

Elaborate...

1. Thou shalt not spam.

That will never work ;)

No need. Pretty much says it all right there. ;)

Fair enough :D

Elaborate...

No need. Pretty much says it all right there. ;)

Cummon, more people i need more!

No need. Pretty much says it all right there. ;)
Yeah, basically....

Why change perfection?;)

Moooore.... moooooooooore.

Thou Shalt Not Insult Eut, Fass, Or Other Long-Timers, Lest You Face Their Wrath

Thou Shalt Not Insult Eut, Fass, Or Other Long-Timers, Lest You Face Their Wrath

Good one!

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours post count, nor their sig. Thou shalt covet their posting skills, should thy neighbours have any.

Thou shalt not have any mods other than [insert mod list, and maybe leave someone out]

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours post count, nor their sig. Thou shalt covet their posting skills, should thy neighbours have any.


Good..


Thou shalt not have any mods other than [insert mod list, and maybe leave someone out]

I don't get it, how does thou posess a mod?

Thou Shalt Not Insult Eut, Fass, Or Other Long-Timers, Lest You Face Their Wrath

Fass is a 'long-timer'? :confused:

I don't get it, how does thou posess a mod?

http://www.aapn.org/images/monk3zj.jpg

:p

http://www.aapn.org/images/monk3zj.jpg

:p

Lmao, i don't think the mods will be too happy about you're idea of the mods. :D

Good..
Yay!


I don't get it, how does thou posess a mod?
It's like 'I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no other gods before me'. Maybe have it 'These are the mods, thy gods, thou shalt have no other gods but these: [modlist]

Yay!



It's like 'I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no other gods before me'. Maybe have it 'These are the mods, thy gods, thou shalt have no other gods but these: [modlist]

Oh i see. Ok i'll see what i can do.

Thou shalt have no idol, and thou shalt worship none other than the moderators.

It's like 'I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt have no other gods before me'. Maybe have it 'These are the mods, thy gods, thou shalt have no other gods but these: [modlist]

Done :D

"Thou shalt not feed the trolls" ;)

"Thou shalt not feed the trolls" ;)

Ah of course!

Fass is a 'long-timer'? :confused:

Not as in age so much as forum age, and even if he hasn't been around as long as some he's got some sort of reputationish thing.

Not as in age so much as forum age, and even if he hasn't been around as long as some he's got some sort of reputationish thing.

Well, I didn't mean in actual age, I meant in 'forum age'. He hasn't really been about that long....last summer maybe?

Flame not, lest ye be flamed.

Thou shalt check thy damn sources before thou posteth them.

I reckon it should start with "Verily, the Mods saw unto them a great plague of n00bishness. And the Mods said 'LOL pwnt n00bs', and didst smite the forumites with the Mods' own divine writ. And it didst read:"

Well, I didn't mean in actual age, I meant in 'forum age'. He hasn't really been about that long....last summer maybe?

Care ye to suggest divine commandments, rather then ye quander thee age of thy fass?

Thou shalt not abrieviate Terrorist Cake's name as anything but TC. Thou shalt especially not abrieviate it as Terror.

Flame not, lest ye be flamed.

Thou shalt check thy damn sources before thou posteth them.

I reckon it should start with "Verily, the Mods saw unto them a great plague of n00bishness. And the Mods said 'LOL pwnt n00bs', and didst smite the forumites with the Mods' own divine writ. And it didst read:"

Lmao, i'm definately adding that.

Care ye to suggest divine commandments, rather then ye quander thee age of thy fass?

Thou shalt post the "Ah, jeez, not this shit again" picture at every given opportunity.

Well, I didn't mean in actual age, I meant in 'forum age'. He hasn't really been about that long....last summer maybe?

I joined the summer before last, and I seem to remember him being pretty well entrenched at that point...maybe I'm wrong though.

In any case, it's still a good idea to make a commandment about not angering Fass.

Thou shalt post the "Ah, jeez, not this shit again" picture at every given opportunity.

Good, good.

More i need more!!

Thou shalt not break the page, lest the wrath of the pagemonster fall upon you.

Thou shalt not break the page, lest the wrath of the pagemonster fall upon you.

Break the page? I'm unfamiliar with that term.

I'm pretty sure it refers to posting an image that's large enough that you get the stupid little horizontal scroll bar.

ok

Break the page? I'm unfamiliar with that term.

I'm pretty sure it refers to posting an image that's large enough that you get the stupid little horizontal scroll bar.

Thou shalt not post "in before the lock" lest the wrath of the mods fall upon you.

Thou shalt not engage in the use of puppets.

Thou shalt not engage in the use of puppets.

More biblical

I'm pretty sure it refers to posting an image that's large enough that you get the stupid little horizontal scroll bar.
Although this demonstrates another example of breaking the page, possibly needing a separate commandment:

Thou shalt fear the timewarp, for it is the devil's handiwork.

More biblical
Thou shalt not split thine personality through the art of puppetry, save for creating 'teh funneh'

Thou shalt not split thine personality through the art of puppetry, save for creating 'teh funneh'

Lol now thats more like that.

Thou shalt not split thine personality through the art of puppetry, save for creating 'teh funneh'
Thanks you Tribesy.
:fluffle:

And the Lord spoketh: If thou shall desireth a thread on immigration, he who seeketh, must direct the wrath to the xeno-trinity....Ny Nordland, Atlantian Islands, Europa Maxima. Only then will the flames of the Lord enlighten thou dark ways.

Hearken, o forumites, for thus speaketh Dorstfeld, thine nerd and smartarse:

Thou shalt not use ancient verb forms when thou knowest not thine conjugations.

-th is for 3rd person singular only.
-st is for 2nd person singular only.
All other verb forms have no endings.

Example:

I smite/do/have
thou smitest/dost/hast
he/she/it smiteth/doth/hath
we smite/do/have
you smite/do/have
they smite/do/have

Thus he who writeth "they speaketh" or "we doth" or "he hast" shall be smacked upon his head with the King James Bible (and a very heavy one at that) until Judgement Day, for he hath no clue whatsoever.

Hallelujah, Amen.

And the Lord spoketh: If thou shall desireth a thread on immigration, he who seeketh, must direct the wrath to the xeno-trinity....Ny Nordland, Atlantian Islands, Europa Maxima. Only then will the flames of the Lord enlighten thou dark ways.

Done :D

Cummon people i need more, i want it sig worthy!

Hearken, o forumites, for thus speaketh Dorstfeld, thine nerd and smartarse:

Thou shalt not use ancient verb forms when thou knowest not thine conjugations.

-th is for 3rd person singular only.
-st is for 2nd person singular only.
All other verb forms have no endings.

Example:

I smite/do/have
thou smitest/dost/hast
he/she/it smiteth/doth/hath
we smite/do/have
you smite/do/have
they smite/do/have

Thus he who writeth "they speaketh" or "we doth" or "he hast" shall be smacked upon his head with the King James Bible (and a very heavy one at that) until Judgement Day, for he hath no clue whatsoever.

Hallelujah, Amen.

Well, i can't be bothered to edit it unless you care to edit the commandments that are wrong and post them here and i will replace them

Thanks you Tribesy.
:fluffle:
Save it for later. http://209.85.12.227/1381/85/emo/shiftyeyes.gif

Done :D

Cummon people i need more, i want it sig worthy!

Doh!..I forgot to include "the" in my name!

Can you add "The" in front of "Atlantian Islands"...sowwy.:D

Thou shalt covet their posting skills, should thy neighbours have any. Heh, nice caveat. :p


Flame not, lest ye be flamed. Simple yet elegant.
Thou shalt check thy damn sources before thou posteth them. So much for elegance. :p

This will probably only make sense to me. If it makes sense to you, feel free to re-word it for the masses:

"Thou shalt recognize when it is "Chinatown" and move on."

This will probably only make sense to me. If it makes sense to you, feel free to re-word it for the masses:

"Thou shalt recognize when it is "Chinatown" and move on."

Care to explain it?

Hearken, o forumites, for thus speaketh Dorstfeld, thine nerd and smartarse:

Thou shalt not use ancient verb forms when thou knowest not thine conjugations.

-th is for 3rd person singular only.
-st is for 2nd person singular only.
All other verb forms have no endings.

Example:

I smite/do/have
thou smitest/dost/hast
he/she/it smiteth/doth/hath
we smite/do/have
you smite/do/have
they smite/do/have

Thus he who writeth "they speaketh" or "we doth" or "he hast" shall be smacked upon his head with the King James Bible (and a very heavy one at that) until Judgement Day, for he hath no clue whatsoever.

Hallelujah, Amen.
Another one springs to mind.

Thou shalt not act like a Grammar-Nazi in silly threads, especially in ancient language forms, lest thou make a mockery of thyself. The multitude careth not.

Done :D

Cummon people i need more, i want it sig worthy!

Doh!..I forgot to include "the" in my name!

Can you add "The" in front of "Atlantian Islands"...sowwy.:D

Edit:..I also made it alittle better by editing it. You quoted it in your reply..but didnt seem to read it in time before you copied in paste it. Can you replace it with this :
And the Lord spoketh: If thou shall desireth a thread on immigration, he who seeketh, must direct the wrath to the xeno-trinity....Ny Nordland, The Atlantian Islands, Europa Maxima. Only then will the flames of the Lord enlighten thou dark ways.

Doh!..I forgot to include "the" in my name!

Can you add "The" in front of "Atlantian Islands"...sowwy.:D

Edit:..I also made it alittle better by editing it. You quoted it in your reply..but didnt seem to read it in time before you copied in paste it. Can you replace it with this :

Ok, in a sec.

Simple yet elegant.

So much for elegance. :p
Yeah well, there was a specific poster in mind who's incredibly good at doing it. At little emphasis never went amiss :p

Care to explain it?
Paraphrasing the last line to the movie Chinatown-"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown" There's nothing you can do, it's a place that doesn't make sense, that won't give you a break-it's Chinatown and the only thing you can do is move on. Every once in a while you see someone bogged down in Chinatown, arguing with someone whose error is based on a misconception so deep in the logic process that there is no hope. To those I always want to tell them;
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/810/forgetitjakeed4.jpg

Another one springs to mind.

Thou shalt not act like a Grammar-Nazi in silly threads, especially in ancient language forms, lest thou make a mockery of thyself. The multitude careth not.

Why go with the multitude? :p

Paraphrasing the last line to the movie Chinatown-"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown" There's nothing you can do, it's a place that doesn't make sense, that won't give you a break-it's Chinatown and the only thing you can do is move on. Every once in a while you see someone bogged down in Chinatown, arguing with someone whose error is based on a misconception so deep in the logic process that there is no hope. To those I always want to tell them;
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/810/forgetitjakeed4.jpg

Ah i understand now, i'll add the commandment.

Why go with the multitude? :p
This (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&rls=RNWE,RNWE:2006-23,RNWE:en&defl=en&q=define:multitude&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title) link, and the fact that it's a big word that doesn't get used very often. ;)

Thou shall not postesth of Chuck Norris, lest ye be round-housed in thy face.

Can anyone suggest one to do with gun threads?

Thou shalt post religious threads until there are more religious threads than there are souls in Heaven, of which there is a great multitude.

Can anyone suggest one to do with gun threads?
Nope, but one for the gun smilies.

Thou shalt avoid the angry emoticons, for they are tainted with purest n00b.

Thou shalt act mature in a debate and send Corneliu to the corner when he turns to name calling and insults.

Thou shalt post religious threads until there are more religious threads than there are souls in Heaven, of which there is a great multitude.
is or is not a great multitude, depending upon whom thou hast been brainwashedeth.

or something like that.

Thou shalt not fluffle in the site of the anitfluffle movent, lest thou wants Ruffy to castrate thy.

Thou shalt act mature in a debate and send Corneliu to the corner when he turns to name calling and insults.

Hmmm, i think a bit to insulting and specific. Got any others?

Thou shalt not fluffle in the site of the anitfluffle movent, lest thou wants Ruffy to castrate thy.
:)

Hmmm, i think a bit to insulting and specific. Got any others?
You're censoring me!

:(

You're censoring me!

:(

Nah cummon it's not like that. It's just I don't want to insult any posters unless they really deserve it or allowed it on this thread.

:)
No-one should have to go through that.

Nah cummon it's not like that. It's just I don't want to insult any posters unless they really deserve it or allowed it on this thread.
*refuses*

*refuses*

Please please please :D

No-one should have to go through that.
You learned that the hard way.

You learned that the hard way.
What can I say, I like it hard.:fluffle:

Please please please :D
Blah blah not use bad gramma blah blah when talking with blah about blah.

There!

What can I say, I like it hard.:fluffle:
*kneecaps*

Blah blah not use bad gramma blah blah when talking with blah about blah.

There!

Not good enough! Firstly it needs to be a sentance with words in, secondly it needs to be biblical!

Not good enough! Firstly it needs to be a sentance with words in, secondly it needs to be biblical!
.sdrawkcab klat ton tlahs uohT

Blah blah not use bad gramma blah blah when talking with blah about blah.

There!
Thou shalt not anger Ruffy, lest he strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious blah.

.sdrawkcab klat ton tlahs uohT

Fine, i guess Ruffy's not worthy. I'll have to let someone else make commandments. :p

Fine, i guess Ruffy's not worthy. I'll have to let someone else make commandments. :p
:mad:

I'm off to bed now. Please add more commandments everyone and add this to your sig if you want!!! I will add them tomorow.

:mad:
:p *ponts and laughs*:p

I'm off to bad now. Please add more commandments everyone and add this to your sig if you want!!! I will add them tomorow.
eeew effort!

eeew effort!
I think I feel my allergies coming on...

:p *ponts and laughs*:p
*kneecaps*

I think I feel my allergies coming on...
I can't believe my 13,000th post was "*kneecaps*"..

*sneezes*

I can't believe my 13,000th post was "*kneecaps*"..

*sneezes*
Why? I'd say it epitomises the other 12,999 :p

Why? I'd say it epitomises the other 12,999 :p
What are you acusing me of?!

What are you acusing me of?!
Knecapping people. Duh.

"Thou shalt not feed the trolls" ;)

My personal favorite!

I can't believe my 13,000th post was "*kneecaps*"..

*sneezes*
Dammit, now I'll never win Olympic ice skating gold...sniffle...

Knecapping people. Duh.
How.. silly!

Dammit, now I'll never win Olympic ice skating gold...sniffle...
It's ok, volkestoker..

*pats*

Thou shalt not abuse fluffles.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:

It's ok, volkestoker..

*pats*
Volkestoker! I almost forgot! Kick ass...I'd totally create a puppet if that didn't smack of effort that my stoked ass doesn't have right now...

Thou shalt not abuse fluffles.

:fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle: :fluffle:
You're gonna lose your penis!

Volkestoker! I almost forgot! Kick ass...I'd totally create a puppet if that didn't smack of effort that my stoked ass doesn't have right now...
*slides a cup of coffee across e-table*

You're gonna lose your penis!
I accept bribes, did I not tell you?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!11111!:D

You're gonna lose your penis!
That's alright, she'll just grow another one.

Thou shalt not post pr0n, or the wrath of the mods shall rain down upon thee.

That's alright, she'll just grow another one.
Nice trick. Could you learn something like that?


EDIT:Also, Kat's avatar is teh cool.

Thou shalt not post pr0n, or the wrath of the mods shall rain down upon thee.
Thou shalt not ruin one's reputation by commiting suicide by mod.







I like this one..

EDIT:Also, Kat's avatar is teh cool.
It scares me.

The linkething to the Word of Ebaum shall lead to public stoning.

It scares me.
Well, then you're a good mod fearing poster. Congrats.

The linkething to the Word of Ebaum shall lead to public stoning.
Yea, though Ebaums be the work of Satan, ytmnd be most righteous in small amounts.

It scares me.
Everything scares you. I'd bet you'd even be scared if your dad came home dunk and in a miniskirt.:rolleyes:

Everything scares you. I'd bet you'd even be scared if your dad came home dunk and in a miniskirt.:rolleyes:
I'd yell at him for going through my closet.

You're gonna lose your penis!

*checks pants*

OMFG!!! I have no penis! Nooooooooooo!

*checks pants*

OMFG!!! I have no penis! Nooooooooooo!
You have a son, yes?

You have a son, yes?


I'm a little scared to answer this... erm, yes I do.

*checks pants*

OMFG!!! I have no penis! Nooooooooooo!
This is the internet, everyone has a penis.

This is the internet, everyone has a penis.
I have two!

Thou shalt not do it, in fact, don't even think about it.

I have two!
So, you are some breed of shark?

I'm a little scared to answer this... erm, yes I do.
*snip*

Not really, anymore..

This is the internet, everyone has a penis.

Do you mean everyone is a penis?


I have two!


Show off.

*snip*

Not really, anymore..


*thwap*

Leave my future grandchildren out of this.

Do you mean everyone is a penis?
No, but that still holds true.

So, you are some breed of shark?
Nope, I have diphallic terata.
I don't really and, frankly, am quite glad I don't.
Look it up.

*thwap*

Leave my future grandchildren out of this.
I'm sure cloning will be great, soon!

Nope, I have diphallic terata.
I don't really and, frankly, am quite glad I don't.
Look it up.

Not on your life.

Nope, I have diphallic terata.
I don't really and, frankly, am quite glad I don't.
Look it up.
Ti's no Wiki article. *gives up*

Ti's no Wiki article. *gives up*
www.google.com

www.google.com
Thou shalt not make Ruffy look up things he really didn't want to know about.

Thou shalt not make Ruffy look up things he really didn't want to know about.

If you didn't want to know, then why did you look it up?

If you didn't want to know, then why did you look it up?
I was curious..

Thou shalt not make Ruffy look up things he really didn't want to know about.
:D

It may be that I'm tired, it may be that I'm just coming out of a chocolate-fuelled bender, but you just made my night dude.

:D

www.google.com
Says that if you are able shoot anything, it wouldmost definately be blanks.

:sniper: The OP sucks. It's all Ruffy's fault. :mp5:

Says that if you are able shoot anything, it wouldmost definately be blanks.
Apparently not. The case I heard about involved a bloke who had two full-sized ones - a rarity in itself - and was completely fertile. However, one of them could ejaculate and the other could not, although it still provoked a climax. Guess which one he used most?

I was curious..
Curiousity kills cats, ya know?

Apparently not. The case I heard about involved a bloke who had two full-sized ones - a rarity in itself - and was completely fertile. However, one of them could ejaculate and the other could not, although it still provoked a climax. Guess which one he used most?
The one that couldn't shoot?

EDIT:Why is this reminding me of 40 Year Old Virgin?

The one that couldn't shoot?
Bang! One in got it.

Sorry, it's early now and the sugar's worn off.

Thou shalt not be a F@#$#@ing idiot, lest ye incur the wrath of everyone else. If thou insist on being a f@#$ing idiot, ye shall burn up in the flames of thy fellow NSG posters and recieve a nice healthy DEAT or forumban from the Lords thy Mods. :)

EDIT: Also, it is a good idea if ye read all 10 pages before posting thy commandment. :headbang:

This is the internet, everyone has a penis.


They do? Where's MINE?

They do? Where's MINE?
NationStates Moderator Team
:)

Thou shalt read the post all the way through and understand what thee are reading before thou postest.

Thou shalt understand the difference between funny and serious, lest sarcasm bite you in the buttocks.

Thou shalt eschew arguments of black and white and try to understand that there are gray areas.

If thou strayest off-topic, at least be funny.

:)
Well said.

Thou shalt read the post all the way through and understand what thee are reading before thou postest.

I blame the Attention Deficit... :(

Keep-em coming people.

Uttereth Not, thy name of MichealJackson 666, for it is abomination.

Nor shalt thou utter the name of Count Dickula, lest ye be cast out.

Uttereth Not, thy name of MichealJackson 666, for it is abomination.

Nor shalt thou utter the name of Count Dickula, lest ye be cast out.

Hmmm, got any others?

Thou shalt read the post all the way through and understand what thee are reading before thou postest.

Thou shalt understand the difference between funny and serious, lest sarcasm bite you in the buttocks.

Thou shalt eschew arguments of black and white and try to understand that there are gray areas.

If thou strayest off-topic, at least be funny.

The Spirit is truly with thee.

More suggestions -

Honour thy Moderator, for his is the power to cast thee into the void in his wrath, where there shall be wailing and gnawing of teeth.

Remember that all thine knowledge hath its limits and that thy brother may be smarter than he appeareth to be.

Thou shalt not use the gun smiley upon thy brethren. The Lord loatheth he who useth the gun smiley, for it is the work of the antichrist, and his number is 7.62.

When fucking another poster in the ass because they bent over and asked for it, make sure you have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound.

When fucking another poster in the ass because they bent over and asked for it, make sure you have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound.

1. It needs to be biblicle

2. I don't undnerstand it

Thou allies shalt always seem the douchiest.

Thou shalt not post with only the eye rolling smilie alone, lest your eyes be gouged out with a spork.

They do? Where's MINE?

Did you look under the cushions of the sofa? That's where most people lose stuff.




Yea though the OSRS (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=416023) walked amongst His flock on the forum only the righteous could see Him and only the pious did heed His teachings and verily avoid the Wrath of Mod.

Bump for more suggestions

Hmmm, got any others?


Thou shalt not start a land war in Asia?

Thou shalt not start a land war in Asia?

Errr, to do with NSG.

Errr, to do with NSG.


Oh.

Thou shalt not ask for thy "magic powers". They are forbidden.

Nor shalt thou ask if Max, is indeed [violet].

Thou shall not RP in NSG, as it is newbish.

For those who proclaim Goldwin as sucess, yee will find a hollow victory.

One shall not use the boards for school, least you incur the wraith of mod.

The Eleventh Commandment
Thou shalt ignore the law whenever it is convenient.