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Note - slightly risque...if yer a prude don't bother...

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN

Ryan Air are a low cost airline...very low cost. The owner is well known for getting pounds out of pennies...I think he might have a point...

That was my idea dammit.

Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."

Zing.

I'd fly that airline. I bet joining the mile high club would be easier than ever, maybe even encouraged with them.

And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.

Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."

Zing.

I'd fly that airline. I bet joining the mile high club would be easier than ever, maybe even encouraged with them.

And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.

I would be the first to try to highjack the plane then.

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning:

If you are going to ride my ass
pull my hair.

I would be the first to try to highjack the plane then.

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning:

If you are going to ride my ass
pull my hair.
That is freaking sweet. My girlfriend had one made up that says "I've got Prius envy."

And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.

Not the way I envisage the mile high club...my preference is female...

Not the way I envisage the mile high club...my preference is female...
I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...

I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...
I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.

I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.

Well, that's the problem with snakes on a plane. Sometimes they get out of control.

Should we provide "toys" on the plane as well?

That is freaking sweet. My girlfriend had one made up that says "I've got Prius envy."

hehehe

I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...


perhaps we should test everyone for STD's and put the infected ones in their own area on the plane... this way when someone does highjack the plane we send the STD folks a present.

perhaps we should test everyone for STD's and put the infected ones in their own area on the plane... this way when someone does highjack the plane we send the STD folks a present.
Now you're making things complicated.

Condoms at the door.

I believe all of our pre-existing problems regarding airline security have been completely solved.

And of course, not only does it make security screening easier, it also cuts pennies as per the fuel costs. Think of how much money could be saved by making it so that the excessive fuel costs incurred by the extra weight of the passengers clothes :D

Now you're making things complicated.

Condoms at the door.


tongue rubbers too

I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.

Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.

Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.

To be honest I would have though that people on a naked flight would be much too distractedto give much thought to hijackers.

Guy 1:Hey dude that guy over there look like he might be a hi...
*hot girl in seat 14D walks passed in the way to the bathroom*
Guy 2:What was that dude?
Guy 1:Nevermind

Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.

either that, or some people like to participate in gangbanging others.

LMAO

i love it when companies do stuff like this. its one thing when someone photoshops an image to say something like this. but Ryan air themselves doing it is hillarious.

now when can i get a ticket on a plane that has an all girls college team of some sort flying?

either that, or some people like to participate in gangbanging others.

Yes. Why am I not surprised?

Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."
Thank you for that laugh you caused. I probably just woke up the neighborhood :D

There ya go - haven't handed out one in quite some time:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pergament.jpg

As for the OP - that's really funny. (Is it really the true Ryan Air website?)

As for the OP - that's really funny. (Is it really the true Ryan Air website?)

yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?

yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?

I dare ya to do it without their permission...

I dare ya.

yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?
Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!

naw just picture google New airport security check-in procedures

Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!


well the first link in the OP already shows you titties :P

well the first link in the OP already shows you titties :P
No. Can't be. It's against them rules. Therefore, what mustn't be, isn't! :D:D:D

But what about the whips?

But what about the whips?
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/whips.gif

http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/whips.gif
Come on now. I've been way naughtier than that. :D

Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!

Yeah but I also recall reading that relevence is also important...

but I'm not gonna...

Note - slightly risque...if yer a prude don't bother...

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN

Ryan Air are a low cost airline...very low cost. The owner is well known for getting pounds out of pennies...I think he might have a point...


LOL. I just opened this and my boss walked in:) :D

Come on now. I've been way naughtier than that. :D
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crap.gif But I ain't got no other spanky-smiley...