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Ryan Air announce new security procedure -

Rubiconic Crossings
23-08-2006, 17:18
Note - slightly risque...if yer a prude don't bother...

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN

Ryan Air are a low cost airline...very low cost. The owner is well known for getting pounds out of pennies...I think he might have a point...
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 17:19
That was my idea dammit.
The Nazz
23-08-2006, 17:21
Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 17:28
Zing.

I'd fly that airline. I bet joining the mile high club would be easier than ever, maybe even encouraged with them.

And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.
Sumamba Buwhan
23-08-2006, 17:28
Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."

Zing.

I'd fly that airline. I bet joining the mile high club would be easier than ever, maybe even encouraged with them.
Sumamba Buwhan
23-08-2006, 17:37
And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.

I would be the first to try to highjack the plane then.

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning:

If you are going to ride my ass
pull my hair.
The Nazz
23-08-2006, 17:46
I would be the first to try to highjack the plane then.

Which reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on the way to work this morning:

If you are going to ride my ass
pull my hair.
That is freaking sweet. My girlfriend had one made up that says "I've got Prius envy."
Rubiconic Crossings
23-08-2006, 17:47
And if anyone tries to hijack the plane, we gangbang their ass all the way to the destination.

Not the way I envisage the mile high club...my preference is female...
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 17:49
Not the way I envisage the mile high club...my preference is female...
I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...
The Nazz
23-08-2006, 17:52
I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...
I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 17:54
I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.

Well, that's the problem with snakes on a plane. Sometimes they get out of control.

Should we provide "toys" on the plane as well?
Sumamba Buwhan
23-08-2006, 17:55
That is freaking sweet. My girlfriend had one made up that says "I've got Prius envy."

hehehe
Sumamba Buwhan
23-08-2006, 17:57
I figure for the hijackers, we don't give them a preference, or a choice, or an ability to tell us when to stop fucking them.

For everyone else, choice is the rule...


perhaps we should test everyone for STD's and put the infected ones in their own area on the plane... this way when someone does highjack the plane we send the STD folks a present.
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 17:58
perhaps we should test everyone for STD's and put the infected ones in their own area on the plane... this way when someone does highjack the plane we send the STD folks a present.
Now you're making things complicated.

Condoms at the door.
Andaluciae
23-08-2006, 17:59
I believe all of our pre-existing problems regarding airline security have been completely solved.

And of course, not only does it make security screening easier, it also cuts pennies as per the fuel costs. Think of how much money could be saved by making it so that the excessive fuel costs incurred by the extra weight of the passengers clothes :D
Sumamba Buwhan
23-08-2006, 18:03
Now you're making things complicated.

Condoms at the door.


tongue rubbers too
Rubiconic Crossings
23-08-2006, 19:18
I picture a situation like the Salem witch trials, where all sorts of people suddenly get accused of being hijackers, and even though they protest their innocence, the mob "punishes" them anyway.

Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.
Fartsniffage
23-08-2006, 19:22
Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.

To be honest I would have though that people on a naked flight would be much too distractedto give much thought to hijackers.

Guy 1:Hey dude that guy over there look like he might be a hi...
*hot girl in seat 14D walks passed in the way to the bathroom*
Guy 2:What was that dude?
Guy 1:Nevermind
Deep Kimchi
23-08-2006, 19:52
Indeed....even when all the passengers are naked there are some who seem to find 'hijackers'....

paranoia is a terrible affliction.

either that, or some people like to participate in gangbanging others.
Slaughterhouse five
23-08-2006, 20:25
LMAO

i love it when companies do stuff like this. its one thing when someone photoshops an image to say something like this. but Ryan air themselves doing it is hillarious.

now when can i get a ticket on a plane that has an all girls college team of some sort flying?
Rubiconic Crossings
23-08-2006, 23:12
either that, or some people like to participate in gangbanging others.

Yes. Why am I not surprised?
German Nightmare
24-08-2006, 00:33
Gives a whole new meaning to "snakes on a plane."
Thank you for that laugh you caused. I probably just woke up the neighborhood :D

There ya go - haven't handed out one in quite some time:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/Pergament.jpg

As for the OP - that's really funny. (Is it really the true Ryan Air website?)
Rubiconic Crossings
24-08-2006, 00:40
As for the OP - that's really funny. (Is it really the true Ryan Air website?)

yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?
New Lofeta
24-08-2006, 00:57
yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?

I dare ya to do it without their permission...

I dare ya.
German Nightmare
24-08-2006, 01:00
yep....there is a link to the original web page where the pic was not airbrushed...not sure if I am allowed to post it here.

Mods? Is it ok?
Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!
Sumamba Buwhan
24-08-2006, 01:00
naw just picture google New airport security check-in procedures
Sumamba Buwhan
24-08-2006, 01:01
Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!


well the first link in the OP already shows you titties :P
German Nightmare
24-08-2006, 01:29
well the first link in the OP already shows you titties :P
No. Can't be. It's against them rules. Therefore, what mustn't be, isn't! :D:D:D
Zatarack
24-08-2006, 01:35
But what about the whips?
German Nightmare
24-08-2006, 01:38
But what about the whips?
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/whips.gif
The Nazz
24-08-2006, 03:31
http://www.abestweb.com/smilies/whips.gif
Come on now. I've been way naughtier than that. :D
Rubiconic Crossings
24-08-2006, 07:13
Don't think it is - nudity is highly frowned upon. Sure, I wouldn't mind to see some t1TT135!!!1! but it's not worth a ban.

But that's really cool of Ryan Air!

Yeah but I also recall reading that relevence is also important...

but I'm not gonna...
Isiseye
24-08-2006, 10:01
Note - slightly risque...if yer a prude don't bother...

http://www.ryanair.com/site/EN/notices.php?notice=060822-ASP-EN

Ryan Air are a low cost airline...very low cost. The owner is well known for getting pounds out of pennies...I think he might have a point...


LOL. I just opened this and my boss walked in:) :D
German Nightmare
24-08-2006, 13:09
Come on now. I've been way naughtier than that. :D
http://www.studip.uni-goettingen.de/pictures/smile/crap.gif But I ain't got no other spanky-smiley...