NationStates Jolt Archive


Why NZ is a cool place to live

Demented Hamsters
23-08-2006, 15:39
If you've ever wondered why people like New Zealand, these two article may be of help:

Puppies 'dognapped' from SPCA

Rogue pighunters are suspected of "dognapping" two puppies from Rotorua's SPCA.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10397447
Why is this cool? Not the dognapping itself, which is nasty, but more the fact that this made the paper of the (default) national newspaper.
How many other countries would bother writing this up?

Still not convinced?
Ok, how about this then:
Thousands on Queen St for Boobs on Bikes

A massive crowd has turned out to watch the Boobs on Bikes parade on Auckland's Queen Street this afternoon.

The street was packed with a crowd of thousands which was thought to be bigger than that for the annual Santa Parade.

Topless porn stars on 26 motorbikes and two tanks were moving slowly down Queen Street to promote this weekend's Erotica Expo at the ASB Showgrounds in Greenlane
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10397686
A topless porn star parade down the main street of the biggest city in NZ.
Pornstars on tanks.
Nothing more can be said.

NZ, surely, is - as of this moment - one of the coolest places to be.

Here's a picture:
http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/23bikes3.jpg

edit: I just realised I posted two articles about puppies here. :)
Ieuano
23-08-2006, 15:41
Im Emmigrating
Cluichstan
23-08-2006, 15:41
Mmmm...boobs...
Farnhamia
23-08-2006, 15:42
Mmmm...boobs...
:p Never cared for that word but I'm all for them.
Smunkeeville
23-08-2006, 15:44
I heard that in NZ at the Mc Donalds you guys have gluten free Big Macs.....is that true?
Cluichstan
23-08-2006, 15:44
:p Never cared for that word but I'm all for them.

It's a silly word, but it was the one that was used initially in this thread. *shrug*
Demented Hamsters
23-08-2006, 15:45
What I want to know is why was it just called 'Boobs on Bikes'?
Why wasn't it also called 'Tits on Tanks'?

unless the 'Boobs' they're refering to were the guys riding the bikes. As the pornstar was behind them, all they'd have seen the entire ride would be the back of the pornstar in front of them and miles of drooling lecherous men.
Demented Hamsters
23-08-2006, 15:47
I was wondering why monkeypimp or Harlesburg hadn't been on this forum as yet today, but now I can guess.
Cluichstan
23-08-2006, 15:47
What I want to know is why was it just called 'Boobs on Bikes'?
Why wasn't it also called 'Tits on Tanks'?


That would be hot.