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According to one of his former Sudanese sex slaves, world famous bad-boy Osama bin Laden has a huge crush on Whitney Houston. The international celebrity known for his video series "Death to the Zionists and Crusaders" is said to have been so infatuated with Whitney that he would even violate his rule about not having black wives. Bobby Brown, you'd better watch out!

http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/9715394/detail.html

And now, some one will call you a Muslim basher and a bigot...

And now, some one will call you a Muslim basher and a bigot...
Yeah, but I don't mind.

And now, some one will call you a Muslim basher and a bigot...
God, do you even *notice* anymore that you're the *only* one here who actually says that? Again, and again, and again, in every single fucking thread you can get your hands on? Tell me, does it ever get old for you? 'Cause for everybody else, it sure as hell has gotten old a long fucking time ago.

God, do you even *notice* anymore that you're the *only* one here who actually says that? Again, and again, and again, in every single fucking thread you can get your hands on? Tell me, does it ever get old for you? 'Cause for everybody else, it sure as hell has gotten old a long fucking time ago.


"Old" doesnt make it incorrect though, unfortunately.




Hey-maybe we can use Whitney as bait? She has to be good for something.

God, do you even *notice* anymore that you're the *only* one here who actually says that? Again, and again, and again, in every single fucking thread you can get your hands on? Tell me, does it ever get old for you? 'Cause for everybody else, it sure as hell has gotten old a long fucking time ago.
Only done it today.

Maybe you keep reading Muravyet's or SR's or Checklandia's posts where I'm called a bigot, and you think those are my posts.

"Old" doesnt make it incorrect though, unfortunately.

Hey-maybe we can use Whitney as bait? She has to be good for something.
Now that's an idea.

He would humiliate me by making me dance naked. It was such a strange thing, because for the most part he believed music was evil. If a guest at the estate played music, he would cover his ears until the "poison" was silenced. But other times he would become this devout party boy who wanted to hear Van Halen or some B-52's. To this day I hear the song "Rock Lobster" in my sleep. I would be jerking around like a white girl -- "Dance like a Causasoid girl!" he would say -- and his eyes would track me from one side of the terrace to the other. "Your ass is too big, show me the front," he said. Osama, you understand, did not know the difference between being vicious and being tender . . . .

At last I thought my only escape from death was to seduce him. He wanted to fuck me: that was the only good card in the deck. So I stretched up and kissed Osama very softly on the mouth. I undid my robe and let it slip down to the floor.

"Put your clothing back on," he told me. "I don't want to see this acting. I want to see the real you. Serve me something to eat."

I made a pot of tea and served him chunky crab salad on pita crackers and thickened tofu with dates in it. His lust was thick. He smoked a little marijuana from a gold hookah, sipping his tea and instructing me that I was always to keep hot tea for his "kif-cambo," to ease the burn in his chest.

"Why do you wear your hair braided?" he asked.

"Because my braids are beautiful," I replied.

Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided. "I want you to fix your hair like hers from now on," he said. "I can't put my fingers through it when it's braided" . . . .

Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum . . . . Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mentioned constantly. How beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and her husband -- Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed.http://simbaud.blogspot.com/2006/08/bin-lovin.html

Now that's an idea.


the ycould drive her around ina "pimped out" blinged Hummer, with the soundtrack from the Bodyguard playing on a pa system...

...shadowed by a predator with hellfires

And you know what happens when he slithers out from his hidey hole....

the ycould drive her around ina "pimped out" blinged Hummer, with the soundtrack from the Bodyguard playing on a pa system...

...shadowed by a predator with hellfires

And you know what happens when he slithers out from his hidey hole....

I put the video of them having sex on pay per view, and make millions.

I put the video of them having sex on pay per view, and make millions.

Only if its a bombsite video in infra red.


The missle would need a depleted pork-fat tip also.

Only if its a bombsite video in infra red.


The missle would need a depleted pork-fat tip also.
Depleted pork fat?
You mean cracklins?
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Depleted pork fat?
You mean cracklins?
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On second thought- I wouldnt want to meet my maker with "attached pork skin" in my bag.

Only if its a bombsite video in infra red.

The missle would need a depleted pork-fat tip also.

Oh no. After the sex scene, we put him on trial. Then we hang him at halftime during the SuperBowl.

Think of the ratings...

Oh no. After the sex scene, we put him on trial. Then we hang him at halftime during the SuperBowl.

Think of the ratings...


can you guarantee his wardrobe "malfunctions" ?


By the way-What makes you so sure he can get it up? I'm figuring ED may play a big part in his poor attitude.

can you guarantee his wardrobe "malfunctions" ?

By the way-What makes you so sure he can get it up? I'm figuring ED may play a big part in his poor attitude.
It will be in his contract. If he can't get it up, we pour gasoline on his pubes and light them.

It will be in his contract. If he can't get it up, we pour gasoline on his pubes and light them.

I know those Cracklins are flammable- maybe they'd be more appropriate?

Their very name indicates where they should be placed.

Last I heard, ol' Whitney was a crack addict and she'd lost all her teeth due to drugs.
Anyone else hear the same story?


If it's true, maybe Osama and Whitney are made for each other.

According to one of his former Sudanese sex slaves, world famous bad-boy Osama bin Laden has a huge crush on Whitney Houston. The international celebrity known for his video series "Death to the Zionists and Crusaders" is said to have been so infatuated with Whitney that he would even violate his rule about not having black wives. Bobby Brown, you'd better watch out!

http://www.wftv.com/entertainment/9715394/detail.html


What do you mean by "Jungle fever"?

What do you mean by "Jungle fever"?

When a white person has the hots for a black person as in the Spike Lee film of the same name.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102175/

Last I heard, ol' Whitney was a crack addict and she'd lost all her teeth due to drugs.
Anyone else hear the same story?


If it's true, maybe Osama and Whitney are made for each other.
wouldn't that be considered cruel and unusual punnishment for Osama?

then again, whitney's career does need a boost.

Last I heard, ol' Whitney was a crack addict and she'd lost all her teeth due to drugs.
Anyone else hear the same story?


If it's true, maybe Osama and Whitney are made for each other.

I heard all about the drugs but not the losing teeth bit. Bobby probably smacked them outta her and used drugs as a cover story.

Now Celebrity Deathmatch Bobby Brown vs. Osama Bin Laden sounds like a laugh!

I heard all about the drugs but not the losing teeth bit. Bobby probably smacked them outta her and used drugs as a cover story.

Now Celebrity Deathmatch Bobby Brown vs. Osama Bin Laden sounds like a laugh!
Looser get's Whitney?

That would probably be a good arrangement for Whitney. After all, Osama's got all those poppy fields in Afghanistan- she could get all the drugs she wants without the hassle of the middle man! :D

That would probably be a good arrangement for Whitney. After all, Osama's got all those poppy fields in Afghanistan- she could get all the drugs she wants without the hassle of the middle man! :D
Whitney doesn't do heroin, she smokes crack. Now if only the guy who runs FARC had a crush on her it would be a match made in heaven.

Looser get's Whitney?


Loser has to support Whitney


and produce her reality show

"...day 1812 of our war on terror. Still no closer to finding Osama Bin Laden but we now know who he fancies..."

Is that Whitney was born Baptist and went to a Catholic high school.

So: Radical Islam - down on the Jews, but hot for black women in school girl outfits! :eek:

BTW: If you don't know it already, Houston's mother, first cousin (Dionne Warwick) and godmother (Aretha Franklin) were all established Gospel/R&B/Soul singers.

I have a feeling we'll be seeing osama captured or killed soon.

I have a feeling we'll be seeing osama captured or killed soon.

IMO, we've had him since before we went into Iraq.

The administration will being him forth before the 2008 election after executing Saddam, running roughshod over Iran & Syria while having killed tens of thousands of extremists in the Middle East.

With Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Abu Masab al-Zarqawi all dead and Hillary as the Democratic candidate, the GOP sweeps Congress again and retains the White House with John McCain.

Just a guess.

Hmm....perhaps we could use Whitney as bait to catch OBL?
Then when we ambush him, he'll scream at the top of his lungs in a voice similar to Admiral Ackbar...."It's a trap!!!" :p

IMO, we've had him since before we went into Iraq.

The administration will being him forth before the 2008 election after executing Saddam, running roughshod over Iran & Syria while having killed tens of thousands of extremists in the Middle East.

With Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Abu Masab al-Zarqawi all dead and Hillary as the Democratic candidate, the GOP sweeps Congress again and retains the White House with John McCain.

Just a guess.


Have you been planning this? It sounds fine to me.


To think, osama is hanging on a hook in a meat locker somehwere. With a greasy pork chop lodged in his ass.

Wouldnt it be nice?

Hmm....perhaps we could use Whitney as bait to catch OBL?
Then when we ambush him, he'll scream at the top of his lungs in a voice similar to Admiral Ackbar...."It's a trap!!!" :p


I suggested this in posts #5 and #9- it just might work

Have you been planning this? It sounds fine to me.


To think, osama is hanging on a hook in a meat locker somehwere. With a greasy pork chop lodged in his ass.

Wouldnt it be nice?

I can't say. ;)

Nah. But we do have him in his own private cave in Utah with all the hummus and Internet porn he needs. :D