The kid from the Sixth Sense is 18? Where did the time go?
Mikesburg
22-08-2006, 17:53
Seriously, I read in the news that he's being charged with DUI, and was flabbergasted not at his crimes and misdemeanors, but the fact that he's all growed up!
Wasn't he seeing dead people, like, just the other day? At least the Olsen Twins had a countdown and you knew it was coming. This just made me feel old...
Linky - http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1228487,00.html
Notice he still looks like fucking jail bait?
Mikesburg
22-08-2006, 18:24
Notice he still looks like fucking jail bait?
He does seem to have a bit of MaCauley Culkin syndrome. I think that kid is going on 30 and still looks 12. (I could also be exaggerating, but it wouldn't surprise.)
Wilgrove
22-08-2006, 18:27
Wasn't he seeing dead people, like, just the other day? At least the Olsen Twins had a countdown and you knew it was coming. This just made me feel old...
Linky - http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1228487,00.html
Yea, I remember that clock. That clocked was most viewed by truckers who was waiting till they can masterbate to them without being seen as a pedo.
OMG its Peter Pan! The boy who never grew up caught breaking the law!
Seriously, I read in the news that he's being charged with DUI, and was flabbergasted not at his crimes and misdemeanors, but the fact that he's all growed up!
Wasn't he seeing dead people, like, just the other day? At least the Olsen Twins had a countdown and you knew it was coming. This just made me feel old...
Linky - http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1228487,00.html
Well, this is unsettling. I hope Haley gets his act together, or we might see a recast for Sora's English voice actor come Kingdom Hearts III.
Jello Biafra
22-08-2006, 18:50
Seriously, I read in the news that he's being charged with DUI, and was flabbergasted not at his crimes and misdemeanors, but the fact that he's all growed up!I guess you never saw "Secondhand Lions", eh?
Wasn't he seeing dead people, like, just the other day? At least the Olsen Twins had a countdown and you knew it was coming. This just made me feel old...Aww, there there...you can't help it. <Pats>
Wilgrove
22-08-2006, 18:50
Well, I guess his sixth sense failed him this time. *snickers*
Mikesburg
22-08-2006, 18:57
I guess you never saw "Secondhand Lions", eh?
Aww, there there...you can't help it. <Pats>
No, I heard rumours that he had done one or two other movies that weren't made by M. Night Shyamalamalaman, but never saw them.
(I can't help getting old, or keeping track of the Olsen Twins 18th birthday? I thought if twins were involved, you could add their ages together to pass age of consent laws? ;) )
Mikesburg
22-08-2006, 18:59
Well, I guess his sixth sense failed him this time. *snickers*
*whispers*
I see bad jokes....
This guy's forty:
http://www.scoutisaband.com/blog/uploaded_images/pic_andy_1-766928.jpg
Wilgrove
22-08-2006, 19:15
*whispers*
I see bad jokes....
yea, it was a bad joke...
Jello Biafra
22-08-2006, 19:42
No, I heard rumours that he had done one or two other movies that weren't made by M. Night Shyamalamalaman, but never saw them.I think he was 14 when he did the one I mentioned.
(I can't help getting old, or keeping track of the Olsen Twins 18th birthday? I thought if twins were involved, you could add their ages together to pass age of consent laws? ;) )Can't help getting old...keeping track of the Olsens' birthdays...well, if you can't help that, you've got a problem. :)
Mikesburg
22-08-2006, 19:45
I think he was 14 when he did the one I mentioned.
Can't help getting old...keeping track of the Olsens' birthdays...well, if you can't help that, you've got a problem. :)
Yeah I was joking about the Olsen Twins. Besides, I think they highly disappointed the female-loving crowd by not immediately putting out their first porn flick immediately on their 18th.
That, and they haven't responded to my many letters and disturbing phonecalls. I can only take so many beatings from bodygaurds before I have to move on.
Wilgrove
22-08-2006, 19:48
Hmm, would twin porn action be hot, or creepy?
Drunk commies deleted
22-08-2006, 19:50
Hmm, would twin porn action be hot, or creepy?
Hot, but only after they're 18.
Jello Biafra
22-08-2006, 20:23
Hmm, would twin porn action be hot, or creepy?Creepy, regardless of age.
Demented Hamsters
22-08-2006, 22:08
Notice he still looks like fucking jail bait?
I think he looks like a young Owen Wilson, which is even more disturbing imo.
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060828/haley_joel_osment.jpg
http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_150/pictures_150/owen_wilson/owen_wilson_150b.jpg
Sdaeriji
22-08-2006, 23:35
Of course, the best part of this story is that he was driving a 1995 Saturn.