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Ok, not really, but a recent study found that young men who listen to gospel music had a higher risk of AIDS because they were less likely to use condoms regularly. If you want your kids to be healthy, according to the study, keep them away from church and techno clubs.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/musical-tastes-linked-to-hiv-risks/2006/08/20/1156012411888.html

Ok, not really, but a recent study found that young men who listen to gospel music had a higher risk of AIDS because they were less likely to use condoms regularly. If you want your kids to be healthy, according to the study, keep them away from church and techno clubs.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/musical-tastes-linked-to-hiv-risks/2006/08/20/1156012411888.html

Well that would make sense. Those who probably listen to gospel music are religious and the more religious(crazy extreme belief in religion) you are ( this is a terrible generalisation) the less you are likely to believe in contraception!

but Gospel music can't get you laid....

but Gospel music can't get you laid....


Why have you tried???!! :fluffle:

If you want your kids to be healthy, according to the study, keep them away from church and techno clubs.

But where will I do my public copulating?!

I quite like gospel actually. It's the only religious sort of music I like, it really has soul and takes a fair bit of skill.

Unlike "christian rock" *shudders*.

But where will I do my public copulating?!
Have you tried public transportation? How about the waiting area at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

But where will I do my public copulating?!


Behind Bus Shelters! or in them depending on the hour of the day!

I quite like gospel actually. It's the only religious sort of music I like, it really has soul and takes a fair bit of skill.

Unlike "christian rock" *shudders*.
Christian “Rock” is almost an oxymoron

Rock is and always has been about challenging authority, what bigger authority is there then god (assuming he exists)

As for gospel I am completely non religious but I have always enjoyed vocal groups. While I do not actively listen to it I find it skillful

Have you tried public transportation?

Yes.

How about the waiting area at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

Waiting at the Swedish Vägverket? But their bureaucracy is efficient, and I need some time for the completion of the act...

Yes.

Waiting at the Swedish Vägverket? But their bureaucracy is efficient, and I need some time for the completion of the act...

Were you able to catch the latest episode of Rapporn?

Were you able to catch the latest episode of Rapporn?

Rapporn? Or do you mean Rapport? There is "Aktuell Rapport," but I suggest you don't google that from work... or, well, anywhere...

Rapporn? Or do you mean Rapport? There is "Aktuell Rapport," but I suggest you don't google that from work...
Rapport, the news program that accidentally broadcast a bit of porn.

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Waiting at the Swedish Vägverket? But their bureaucracy is efficient,
Too bad. When I go to the Trenton office of the NJ department of motor vehicles I often get free entertainment while I wait. I've seen a smelly homelss guy try to hit on every girl in the place and once I saw a crackhead couple get into a fight in there. The crackhead girl was winning before security showed up.

Rapport, the news program that accidentally broadcast a bit of porn.

I thought that was a midnight airing of SVT 24's news programme. I missed it, but I do understand how the mistake could have happened. I've left the very same channel on "accidentally," too...

I thought that was a midnight airing of SVT 24's news programme. I missed it, but I do understand how the mistake could have happened. I've left the very same channel on "accidentally," too...

Accidentally, of course. ;)

Ok, not really, but a recent study found that young men who listen to gospel music had a higher risk of AIDS because they were less likely to use condoms regularly. If you want your kids to be healthy, according to the study, keep them away from church and techno clubs.

http://www.theage.com.au/news/music/musical-tastes-linked-to-hiv-risks/2006/08/20/1156012411888.html

I love my heavy metal.

I love my heavy metal.

Arrrgghhh!!!! Nooo!!!! I just read it!!! I'm at high risk too!!!!

But I'm bi, so that lowers my risk factor. Hooray for statistics!

Christian “Rock” is almost an oxymoron

Heh ....

Hank Hill to Christian Rocker: You're not making Christianity cooler, you're just making Rock suck more!

Heh ....

Hank Hill to Christian Rocker: You're not making Christianity cooler, you're just making Rock suck more!
Lol yeah but look what jesus did to rap

http://awesomesheezygod.ytmnd.com/