NationStates Jolt Archive

I was randomly clickign around and I found some NC educational website (don't ask why, I'll answer later) and look what I found under the sex ed department?

Assure that students understand that a mutually faithful, monogamous, heterosexual relationship in the context of marriage is the best lifelong means of avoiding diseases transmitted by means of sexual contact, inclduing HIV/AIDS... (emphasis mine)

I've said several times that it was state law to teach this bull crap... now you can see it for yourselves...

North Carolina Village Idiots Sex Ed Page... (http://www.nchealthyschools.org/abstinence)

Well? This is a scandal. I told it were true!

Link doesn't work. You've got a comma instead of a period after the "www".

Link doesn't work. You've got a comma instead of a period after the "www".

Fixed. My bad.

Actually the best way to avoid STDs is to become a monk/nun and never have sex of any sort with anyone.

In fact, it's probably safer just to go hide on a mountaintop and never talk to anybody.

Of course, I've never been an advocate of maximum safety :D

Oh, my! Life is a tragedy to those who feel, and a comedy to those who think. I think this is pretty funny :p

Actually the best way to avoid STDs is to become a monk/nun and never have sex of any sort with anyone.

In fact, it's probably safer just to go hide on a mountaintop and never talk to anybody.

I think castration combined with monastic isolation is the only way to go...but then again, there was that bishop who raped a nun in the Middle Ages and got away with it by saying an incubus took his form and did the deed.

Castration has its benefits...I mean, look at Paul in the New Testament. He castrated himself, and look how he turned out...actually, that's not a good example.

Did any of you guys follow the links on that page? :eek: You could tell that the people who came up with them were fundamentalist Christians.

Did any of you guys follow the links on that page? :eek: You could tell that the people who came up with them were fundamentalist Christians.
Didn't need to follow the links to know that. Bloody puritans ;)

I think castration combined with monastic isolation is the only way to go...but then again, there was that bishop who raped a nun in the Middle Ages and got away with it by saying an incubus took his form and did the deed.

Castration has its benefits...I mean, look at Paul in the New Testament. He castrated himself, and look how he turned out...actually, that's not a good example.
It's clearly not enough though, women and gays might be able to...pleasure themselves...by other means that can spread diesease. I'd have to say that any...holes...that could be used for such behaviors must be sewed shut. Including the mouth! One might catch mono or something from kissing!

It's clearly not enough though, women and gays might be able to...pleasure themselves...by other means that can spread diesease. I'd have to say that any...holes...that could be used for such behaviors must be sewed shut. Including the mouth! One might catch mono or something from kissing!
But, do women and gays have souls, anyway?

Castration has its benefits...I mean, look at Paul in the New Testament. He castrated himself, and look how he turned out...actually, that's not a good example.

Srsly?

That's sort of kept quite. I can see why. But still........

But, do women and gays have souls, anyway?

Gays certainly have souls, but as we all know they are condemned to an eternity in Hell for their sinful choice to bone each other.

Am I right or what?

But, do women and gays have souls, anyway?
Of course not! Don't be ridiculous, you ought to feel lucky that I don't report you to the morality police for even wording that statement in such a way!

Gays certainly have souls, but as we all know they are condemned to an eternity in Hell for their sinful choice to bone each other.

Am I right or what?
Well, you better not be left, they for sure have no souls!

Gotta love stuff like this. What they wind up teaching is that the only way they can have sex with someone is to marry them, so they hook up with the first one they find just to get it on and find out that there's a whole lot more to being married than a license to have sex.

They also have it on the site to encourage them to have the parents say they don't want their kid to know about condoms. Since it's supposed to be a law in the state to teach them about it.

In North Carolina HIV, sexually transmitted diseases and teen pregnancy prevention education teaches that the expected standard for all school age children is Abstinence Until Marriage. However, according to General Statute (G.S.) 115C-81 Basic Education and the North Carolina Healthful Living Standard Course of Study, the effectiveness and failure rates of condoms and other birth control methods must be taught in the seventh and eighth grades respectively.

Instruction in the use of and/or demonstration of condoms is a part of a comprehensive sexuality education program. Before a comprehensive sexuality education program is adopted, the local board of education shall conduct a public hearing and make all instructional materials available for review by parents or legal guardians for at least 30 days before the public hearing and 30 days after the hearing.

Each school year, before students may participate in any portion of an HIV, sexually transmitted diseases and teen pregnancy prevention education program, the local boards of education shall adopt policies to provide opportunities either for parents and legal guardians to consent or for parents and legal guardians to withhold their consent to the students’ participation in any or all of these programs. I can see the silent 'hint, hint' 'nudge nudge' 'say no please, parents!'

I'd have an STD over celibacy anyway, thanks.

I'd have an STD over celibacy anyway, thanks.

Same here. In fact I'll have two. Check please!

I'd have an STD over celibacy anyway, thanks.Even one that makes your genitals fall off?

Neither seems like a much better option.
And of course the very best lifelong guarantee to avoid STDs is dying young. In particular, dying before you get one.

Even one that makes your genitals fall off?

Neither seems like a much better option.
And of course the very best lifelong guarantee to avoid STDs is dying young. In particular, dying before you get one.
There's always fottage.

Freaky stuff. I never seriously conisdered this before, but I just might move back to the UK, when I am old enough and have the money.

Or perhaps another state.

There's always fottage.

What's fottage?

What's fottage?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage
I thought it was cheese?

Even one that makes your genitals fall off?

Neither seems like a much better option.
And of course the very best lifelong guarantee to avoid STDs is dying young. In particular, dying before you get one.

LOL, you just made me remember my seventh grade sex ed class, when the teacher was like "gonorhea is not a fun disease to have" "AIDS is not a fun disesase to have" and I was like "NO DISEASE IS A FUN DISEASE TO HAVE!!!"

By the way Damor, in your posts you sound like you're condoning this crap... :eek:

I thought it was cheese?
Only if you don't shower regularly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fromage

I was randomly clickign around and I found some NC educational website (don't ask why, I'll answer later) and look what I found under the sex ed department?

(emphasis mine)

I've said several times that it was state law to teach this bull crap... now you can see it for yourselves...

North Carolina Village Idiots Sex Ed Page... (http://www.nchealthyschools.org/abstinence)

Well? This is a scandal. I told it were true!

Yes, because everyone in North Carolina is an idiot... :rolleyes: I guess you can't ask morons from the North to have a debate without using name calling.

LOL, you just made me remember my seventh grade sex ed class, when the teacher was like "gonorhea is not a fun disease to have" "AIDS is not a fun disesase to have" and I was like "NO DISEASE IS A FUN DISEASE TO HAVE!!!"

By the way Damor, in your posts you sound like you're condoning this crap... :eek:
I don't know about that. Most downs syndrome kids seem pretty happy. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frottage

Okay.

Yes, because everyone in North Carolina is an idiot... :rolleyes: I guess you can't ask morons from the North to have a debate without using name calling.

Not everyone from NC is an idiot. The people on the Board of Education are idiots. :rolleyes:

Not everyone from NC is an idiot. The people on the Board of Education are idiots. :rolleyes:

Still doesn't mean you need to use name calling.

Still doesn't mean you need to use name calling.

*shrug* So?

I wonder how many of those who support this were actually virgins before marriage. I mean come on if you can't act human what the hell can you act like?

I wonder how many of those who support this were actually virgins before marriage. I mean come on if you can't act human what the hell can you act like?

A fundie robot with a big stick stuck in its......... er..... exhaust pipe. :D