NationStates Jolt Archive


The solution to global warming AND peak oil

Iztatepopotla
21-08-2006, 03:44
Apparently a group of women high in the Himalayan peaks found the solution to all of the world's problems: getting naked (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2006-08-20T075326Z_01_DEL261961_RTRUKOC_0_US-NEPAL-WOMEN.xml&archived=False).

It seems that the gods enjoy nakedness as much as anyone else and are willing to help a girl that strips.

So, women from all over the world, do your part. You wouldn't like to make the gods angry, would you?
Free shepmagans
21-08-2006, 03:48
Apparently a group of women high in the Himalayan peaks found the solution to all of the world's problems: getting naked (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2006-08-20T075326Z_01_DEL261961_RTRUKOC_0_US-NEPAL-WOMEN.xml&archived=False).

It seems that the gods enjoy nakedness as much as anyone else and are willing to help a girl that strips.

So, women from all over the world, do your part. You wouldn't like to make the gods angry, would you?
As it was only a light rain I conclude that God desires a full on lesbian orgy.
New Stalinberg
21-08-2006, 03:50
Well at least that isn't wierd.
Vetalia
21-08-2006, 03:54
If naked women please the rain gods enough to cause a light rain, it really makes me wonder what exactly that rain is composed of...
Iztatepopotla
21-08-2006, 03:54
If naked women please the rain gods enough to cause a light rain, it really makes me wonder what exactly that rain is composed of...
It's for the crops, so... seed?
Vetalia
21-08-2006, 03:57
It's for the crops, so... seed?

Doesn't "seed" have a lot of sodium in it? Wouldn't that be the same as sowing salt in the fields to prevent crops from growing?
Free shepmagans
21-08-2006, 03:58
Doesn't "seed" have a lot of sodium in it? Wouldn't that be the same as sowing salt in the fields to prevent crops from growing?
The gods work in mysterious ways.
Vetalia
21-08-2006, 03:59
The gods work in mysterious ways.

Very mysterious...I wonder what manna was composed of?
Free shepmagans
21-08-2006, 04:01
Very mysterious...I wonder what manna was composed of?
"Zeus, the lube's dried out!" "Just flake off the top bit, it's fine."
Bumboat
21-08-2006, 04:09
Apparently a group of women high in the Himalayan peaks found the solution to all of the world's problems: getting naked (http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2006-08-20T075326Z_01_DEL261961_RTRUKOC_0_US-NEPAL-WOMEN.xml&archived=False).

It seems that the gods enjoy nakedness as much as anyone else and are willing to help a girl that strips.

So, women from all over the world, do your part. You wouldn't like to make the gods angry, would you?
LOL I could get behind this initiative! :D :p
I'll even provide a place for them to do it thats guaranteed to have no men in it. ;)
Vetalia
21-08-2006, 04:17
"Zeus, the lube's dried out!" "Just flake off the top bit, it's fine."

You'd think those two would learn after they flooded the world because Zeus was in to watersports and golden showers with Danae.
Boonytopia
21-08-2006, 08:46
That sounds like a religion that might actually be interesting. :)
Pyotr
21-08-2006, 08:56
I'm frightened, confused, yet somewhat aroused. all at the same time.
Yesmusic
21-08-2006, 09:06
Hey, Reuters, couldn't you throw in a picture? WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT
Carisbrooke
21-08-2006, 09:10
ahh that would explain why its pissing down here....

*goes to get dressed
Boonytopia
21-08-2006, 09:29
Hey, Reuters, couldn't you throw in a picture? WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT

Yeah, I felt dudded by that too.
Iztatepopotla
21-08-2006, 14:47
Hey, Reuters, couldn't you throw in a picture? WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT
Truly, eh. Even a doctored one would do this time.
New Lofeta
21-08-2006, 15:00
I'll beleive it when I see it. ;)
New Domici
21-08-2006, 15:27
That sounds like a religion that might actually be interesting. :)


It sounds like a priesthood controlled by Frat boys.

OK ladies. We haven't won a game in a while. I asked the football team if their playing sucks and they said it wasn't them. I think you gotta start doing the cheers naked. The... um... football gods will reward us for it. And the other teams gods will be too distracted to help the opposition. I don't want to watch you bouncing up and down naked, but you gotta take one for the team.