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Well, it's a pretty short story. About an hour ago, I got a 50cl bottle of Lipton Ice Tea (my favorite non-alcoholic drink) from my fridge because I was thirsty *duh*. I took a sip and put the bottle on the table next to my PC and checked NSG. When I wanted to drink some more Ice Tea a few minutes later the bottle had dissapeared...:eek:

Well, not too shocking untill it happened again ten minutes ago. The same procedure, I took some Ice Tea, drank and checked NSG again and again my Ice Tea dissapeared.

Pretty Freaky, huh? Well, that's not it...

1. I'm home alone...
2. It's half past ten...
3. and it's spooky weather...

:eek:

What should I do! Does anyone have the number of Ghostbusters?

You're obviously anti-semitic. *smokes*

The butler did it!

I know!! Someone has a watch that stops time and then takes your botle of Ice Tea then unfreezes time without you realising!!!:eek:

You're obviously anti-semitic. *smokes*
:D

I've had things like this happen to me. Just not twice in a row, so uh...obviously there are people out to get you. Run to hills.

did you drink it all or maybe left it near your computer?

and does this mean your willing to try weird things now like going commando and sleeping with "older" women (and how the hell can you like Ice tea I’ve yet to figure what it actually taste of)

o.O

*runs away to the hills, realizes something and comes back*

Hills?!?!? There are no fucking hills in the Fucking Netherlands! :D

And it's really nowhere! I've searched my entire room...

Maybe I should hide under my bed :eek:

Unless theres a monster under the bed!!! Your doomed. Its the first sign of the Apocalypse!!

I know!! Someone has a watch that stops time and then takes your botle of Ice Tea then unfreezes time without you realising!!!:eek:

*hides watch and bottle*

That's crazy talk!

Don't call me crazy!! Your all crazy because I DUFFMAN say so!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx4MDskfFFM
No other option. *nods*

*runs away to the hills, realizes something and comes back*

Hills?!?!? There are no fucking hills in the Fucking Netherlands! :D
So all that stuff about the Dutch mountains was nothing but a lie? :(

Don't call me crazy!! Your all crazy because I DUFFMAN say so!!

And?

And now I'm confused,,,wait a minute whats that bottle in your hand?!

Um. *click*

*bottle disappears as do your pants*

What bottle?

:)

Who said I was ever wearing pants? :p

Clearly aliens are abducting your iced tea. Beware! They may be after your lemonade next!:)

Who said I was ever wearing pants? :P

Touche' Pussycat.

Clearly aliens are abducting your iced tea. Beware! They may be after your lemonade next!:)

I hope they forget the beer! :P

Um. *click*

*bottle disappears as do your pants*

What bottle?
:)


Ok, wait, that's freaky...I don't wear any pants at the moment...:eek:

*ok, before you guys think "PERV!" it's almost bedtime for me, kay? I sleep in underwear ;)*

Butr if aliens drink the beer they'll crash and then we can steal their spaceship and have huge space parties!!













PERV!!!:p

I hope they forget the beer! :P



Ok, wait, that's freaky...I don't wear any pants at the moment...:eek:

*ok, before you guys think "PERV!" it's almost bedtime for me, kay? I sleep in underwear ;)*
Wow! I'm not wearing pants either. :) :fluffle:

Pants are for the weak!

Butr if aliens drink the beer they'll crash and then we can steal their spaceship and have huge space parties!!

PERV!!!:p

NSG Party on the newly discovered planet :D

Wow! I'm not wearing pants either.:) :fluffle:

Hurrah! I'm not alone!

Pantless of the World! Unite!

NSG Party on the newly discovered planet :D



Hurrah! I'm not alone!

Pantless of the World! Unite!
Are we using the american meaning of the word, or the british one? ;)

NSG Party on the newly discovered planet :D



Hurrah! I'm not alone!

Pantless of the World! Unite!
SURE! We could have a Pantless Convention!

SURE! We could have a Pantless Convention!
I have friends participating in the Pants Revolution. Its basically a Down With Pants movement.

I have a video of a friend doing the No Pants Dance. Its awesome!

Are we using the american meaning of the word, or the british one? ;)

Whatever floats your boat...:D

Where's teh pantless hero when you need him?

Where's teh pantless hero when you need him?
He doesn't do fan conventions. :D

He doesn't do fan conventions. :D
Heh, I see. :p

Where's teh pantless hero when you need him?
True, he could guest speaker at the convention. And I know he'll hate to miss this!:)

Your other personality is playing with you.

True, he could guest speaker at the convention. And I know he'll hate to miss this!:)

But were will be hold the convention? ;)

But were will be hold the convention? ;)

Anywhere near the world cup would work

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5496373

Anywhere near the world cup would work

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5496373
Pity that finished over a month ago. :p

Anywhere near the world cup would work

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5496373

LOL, well be could hold it in Berlin, or in München...

I vote for München, and we hold hold the convention in October (Oktober Fest anyone? ;) )

Pity that finished over a month ago. :p

Just have to wait 4 years. I'm sure they'll be just as anal and it'll give me an excuse to go to South Africa.

Just have to wait 4 years. I'm sure they'll be just as anal and it'll give me an excuse to go to South Africa.

*nods* Weather is better there :)

Of course, it could be a tumour growing between the hemispheres of your brain that's playing up trouble with your short-term memory.












































































Of course, it could be a tumour growing between the hemispheres of your brain that's playing up trouble with your short-term memory.

Well, it's a pretty short story. About an hour ago, I got a 50cl bottle of Lipton Ice Tea (my favorite non-alcoholic drink) from my fridge because I was thirsty *duh*. I took a sip and put the bottle on the table next to my PC and checked NSG. When I wanted to drink some more Ice Tea a few minutes later the bottle had dissapeared...:eek:

Well, not too shocking untill it happened again ten minutes ago. The same procedure, I took some Ice Tea, drank and checked NSG again and again my Ice Tea dissapeared.

Pretty Freaky, huh? Well, that's not it...

1. I'm home alone...
2. It's half past ten...
3. and it's spooky weather...

:eek:

What should I do! Does anyone have the number of Ghostbusters?


Maybe a ghost likes iced tea. :p Do it again and see what happens.

Maybe a ghost likes iced tea. :p Do it again and see what happens.
But get a piece of string and tie one end around the bottle of ice tea, and the other around your little finger. Then you'll definetely catch this sneaky ice tea thief.

But get a piece of string and tie one end around the bottle of ice tea, and the other around your little finger. Then you'll definetely catch this sneaky ice tea thief.
And knock over the bottle when you forget that you've tied yourself to it...

There's a time distortion near your iced tea - some version of you in a parallel universe is stealing your tea.

Everyone has ignored the obvious answer: the computer drank it ;)

And knock over the bottle when you forget that you've tied yourself to it...
Luckily bottles have lids on them. But I'd imagine it would get quite annoying as you tried to type. Maybe if you tied the string around your little toe instead that might work better.

Gravity.

*nods*

Well, it's a pretty short story. About an hour ago, I got a 50cl bottle of Lipton Ice Tea (my favorite non-alcoholic drink) from my fridge because I was thirsty *duh*. I took a sip and put the bottle on the table next to my PC and checked NSG. When I wanted to drink some more Ice Tea a few minutes later the bottle had dissapeared...:eek:

Well, not too shocking untill it happened again ten minutes ago. The same procedure, I took some Ice Tea, drank and checked NSG again and again my Ice Tea dissapeared.



I was thirsty, I couldn't help myself buddy. Thanks for the drink! :)

Well, it's a pretty short story. About an hour ago, I got a 50cl bottle of Lipton Ice Tea (my favorite non-alcoholic drink) from my fridge because I was thirsty *duh*. I took a sip and put the bottle on the table next to my PC and checked NSG. When I wanted to drink some more Ice Tea a few minutes later the Bottle had dissapeared...:eek:

I'm crafty like that.

I'm crafty like that.
Oh, Bottle, you know we love you! But do we have to start calling you "the" Bottle?

Oh, Bottle, you know we love you! But do we have to start calling you "the" Bottle?
Oh oh oh!

Idea!

*goes off to photoshop*

I'm crafty like that.

Weve traced the bottle and it is coming from inside your house.

Oh oh oh!

Idea!

*goes off to photoshop*
:eek:

I had something similar happen to me.

I was home alone late at night and felt like writing so I got a pen and some paper but before I started I had to use the restroom. I set the paper down on the floor next to my bed and the pen on top of it.

Well after using the restroom, I came back to my bedroom and the pen was gone! I looked everyone in the area but there was nowhere it could have rolled too.

SO I searched out another writing utensil in the house but couldnt find a single one. I gave up and went to bed.

When I woke up in the morning, the pen was right where I had set it in the first place.

So I suggest you go to sleep and look for those bottles when you wake up.

I'm crafty like that.
soo... you admit you just wanted to feel a pair of lips encircling you... lightly su... nevermind... :D

I had something similar happen to me.

I was home alone late at night and felt like writing so I got a pen and some paper but before I started I had to use the restroom. I set the paper down on the floor next to my bed and the pen on top of it.

Well after using the restroom, I came back to my bedroom and the pen was gone! I looked everyone in the area but there was nowhere it could have rolled too.

SO I searched out another writing utensil in the house but couldnt find a single one. I gave up and went to bed.

When I woke up in the morning, the pen was right where I had set it in the first place.

So I suggest you go to sleep and look for those bottles when you wake up.
You have only one writing utensil in your entire house??!! :eek:

:eek:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fonz.jpg

You have only one writing utensil in your entire house??!! :eek:

That was the other wierd part because I know my house had several pens and pencils in it at the time but I couldn't find a single one.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/fonz.jpg
You are a beautiful and witty person. :)


Weve traced the bottle and it is coming from inside your house.

You are also a beautiful and witty person. :)

soo... you admit you just wanted to feel a pair of lips encircling you... lightly su... nevermind... :D
Yes, but do be careful about the backwash.

That was the other wierd part because I know my house had several pens and pencils in it at the time but I couldn't find a single one.
Reminds me of a sci-fi story I read years ago about a guy who comes to realize that there are some species of creatures that have adapted so well to living among humans that they look like household items, like paper clips and wire hangers. It turned out that the paper clips are the larval form, the hangers the pupae, and the adult form was a ten-speed bike. Trouble is, the bikes were intelligent, and didn't care for being found out ... It explained why sometimes you have tons of paper clips or hangers and other times, none at all.:p

Reminds me of a sci-fi story I read years ago about a guy who comes to realize that there are some species of creatures that have adapted so well to living among humans that they look like household items, like paper clips and wire hangers. It turned out that the paper clips are the larval form, the hangers the pupae, and the adult form was a ten-speed bike. Trouble is, the bikes were intelligent, and didn't care for being found out ... It explained why sometimes you have tons of paper clips or hangers and other times, none at all.:p


You could be onto some strange and frighteningly cute truth.

You could be onto some strange and frighteningly cute truth.
The story is "Or All the Seas with Oysters" by Avram Davidson (thank you, Wiki!). I had it slightly wrong: "The idea in his story 'Or All the Seas with Oysters' (1958), is reputed to have become part of an 'urban legend' in the street culture of some children; namely, that bicycles arise from a life cycle that involves paper clips as pupae and coat hangers as larvae."