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Am I crazy for thinking this?

IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 15:43
Yesterday we were coming home from vacation and the raido was on.

Well Gorillaz song Clint Eastwood came on..

So I'm sitting there listening to it, and me with my special lil mind, started getting ideas on what the lyrics meant..

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got sunshine in a bag
I'm useless but not for long
The future is coming on

Take a look and see if you get any ideas..

What was my idea on what they mean?

I think the song was about a hooker.

Yep, a hooker, seriously.

Let me explain..

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad

Are hookers ever really happy?

I got sunshine in a bag

In school, I knew a man. Everyone called him Sunshine.
What do you mean by "bag"? And what part of Sunshine is in this "bag"?
Maybe this hooker is promoting safe sex? Perhaps?

I'm useless but not for long

Useless until you pleasure a man?

The future is coming on

5...4...3...2...1..
Coming on whom?



Now it's time for you to decide, NS Generalites, am I crazy, or is this possible?
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 15:45
Oh, who cares.
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 15:47
Oh, who cares.
But you still love me, right?
Ifreann
20-08-2006, 15:48
Wewt, first vote!


Oh and Ruffy, you is crazy, but not for this. This is the most sense you've ever made.
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 15:50
But you still love me, right?

Eeuuw.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2006, 15:50
Honey, lay off the dope. :fluffle: (http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/screwloose.gif)
Ifreann
20-08-2006, 15:51
Eeuuw.
That's Swedish for 'I love you Ruffy and want to have your man-babies'
>.>
<.<
DesignatedMarksman
20-08-2006, 15:52
I give this thread a 4/5 on the suck factor scale.
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 15:54
That's Swedish for 'I love you Ruffy and want to have your man-babies'

No, that would be "Jag älskar dig Ruffy och vill ha bögbarn med dig."

Eeuuw is pretty much universal by now.
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 15:54
Eeuuw.
*bribes with kebab*
Ifreann
20-08-2006, 15:55
No, that would be "Jag älskar dig Ruffy och vill ha bögbarn med dig."

Eeuuw is pretty much universal by now.
Meh, I was close.
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 15:56
*bribes with kebab*

Food dulls my libido.
Ashmoria
20-08-2006, 15:58
seems like crappy lyrics reaching for a very bad rhyme to me.

or its drugs

was that all the lyrics??
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 16:00
Wewt, first vote!


Oh and Ruffy, you is crazy, but not for this. This is the most sense you've ever made.
I.. made.. sense?! :eek:
Honey, lay off the dope. :fluffle: (http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/screwloose.gif)
Ok ok ok! I will, but only because you want me to. :) (http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/spank.gif)
I give this thread a 4/5 on the suck factor scale.
What if it was a GI Jane hooker that slept with turriasts and killed them?
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 16:01
was that all the lyrics??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7GGkdKdUoc
Ifreann
20-08-2006, 16:02
I.. made.. sense?! :eek:
Well, relatively speaking, of course.
Vacuumhead
20-08-2006, 16:03
I think the lyrics are meaningless and were just put together to sound cool. Or maybe there is some hiden meaning in them...

Ruffy, stop thinking. It hurts. :(
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 16:03
seems like crappy lyrics reaching for a very bad rhyme to me.

or its drugs

was that all the lyrics??
Hmm.. drugs.. why did I not even think that?

And those lyrics are half of the song, I guess.. the other half are rap..
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/alan.stuart/music/lyrics/clinteas.html
Kamsaki
20-08-2006, 16:20
Finding alternate meanings for songs is fun!

For instance, it could be a religiously fanatic suicide bomber from an impoverished background.

He's not happy, but he's feeling glad: His life sucks but he's got a reason to hope for the better world to come.

He's got sunshine in a bag: Bombs in bags make flashy light and transport the weilder to paradise

He's useless but not for long, the future is coming on: In martyrdom, his otherwise useless life will inspire others to rise up and fight for the cause.

It even has some potential in the rap part of the song.


Or, it could be a technophile who's migrated onto the internet. His laptop is a form of escapism for him; the outside world is so harsh and unnecessary, and he's so weak and helpless, but with technology and the expansion of the web, he has been empowered and can feel like he's making a difference.
Katzistanza
20-08-2006, 16:28
I.. made.. sense?! :eek:

Don't let it go to your head ;-)
LiberationFrequency
20-08-2006, 16:31
The more meaningless something it is the easier it is to project your own meaning on to it e.g. Bohemian Rhapsody
I V Stalin
20-08-2006, 16:48
The more meaningless something it is the easier it is to project your own meaning on to it e.g. Bohemian Rhapsody
Or Stairway to Heaven.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2006, 21:27
Ok ok ok! I will, but only because you want me to. :) (http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/spank.gif) Good, but.... um, Ruffy? What the hell is that orange stuff in your sig and why exactly am I in it? o.O

Have you been writing emo poetry again?
Call to power
20-08-2006, 21:34
who fluffles in a tree? aren’t there ants and worst of all bark!

I'd never fluffed in a tree...scared of heights...and its too wet and cold in England
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 22:16
Good, but.... um, Ruffy? What the hell is that orange stuff in your sig and why exactly am I in it? o.O

Have you been writing emo poetry again?
*bows*

*winks*

*ducks*
Kamsaki
20-08-2006, 22:50
*bows*

*winks*

*ducks*
*Raises eyebrow quizzically*

*Shrugs Shoulders*

*Emotes*
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-08-2006, 00:06
*bows*

*winks*

*ducks*
Explain yourself, you must.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/kinoko_jedi_2.JPG
IL Ruffino
21-08-2006, 00:14
Explain yourself, you must.

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/kinoko_jedi_2.JPG
Well..

1. That looks like it's rubbing its big green penis.
2. Off-topic!
3. 4. 5. 6.
4. 3. 2. 1.
5. I'm calling you god, therefore, I added humor, threrefore, booya.
Megaloria
21-08-2006, 00:19
"I ain't happy; I'm feeling glad" is a temporary fix.
"I got sunshine in a bag" is cocaine.
"I'm useless, but not for long" is a worhtless life about to overdose and die.
"The future is coming on" is the great void beyond life.

That's what I got out of it, anyway.
Rasselas
21-08-2006, 02:36
I always thought it was about drugs
Utracia
21-08-2006, 02:51
Now it's time for you to decide, NS Generalites, am I crazy, or is this possible?

I think its time to call the people in the white coats...
The Gay Street Militia
21-08-2006, 03:47
Because: when you smoke pot, you might not actually be happy, but you feel glad. A lot of people carry it around in a bag. And you're temporarily useless after smoking :) Plus, lyrics later in the song support the pot theory. "Now time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age," "like you lit the fuse," "y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye, you perceive with your mind," "remember that it's all in your head." They all sound kinda trippy to me.
Grape-eaters
21-08-2006, 03:52
Because: when you smoke pot, you might not actually be happy, but you feel glad. A lot of people carry it around in a bag. And you're temporarily useless after smoking :) Plus, lyrics later in the song support the pot theory. "Now time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age," "like you lit the fuse," "y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye, you perceive with your mind," "remember that it's all in your head." They all sound kinda trippy to me.


So, why does that make it about weed? Thinking about it in terms of drugs, I'd imagine ity was related more to LSD than marijuana. All of the bits support LSD as much as weed, and possibly more so in the case of the "trippy" shit.

But I think that its just some basically meaningless lyrics that sound good, and are catchy.

Although thinking about the line "Remember that it's all in your head" definitely seems to support a drug theory.
Anti-Social Darwinism
21-08-2006, 05:07
Yesterday we were coming home from vacation and the raido was on.

Well Gorillaz song Clint Eastwood came on..

So I'm sitting there listening to it, and me with my special lil mind, started getting ideas on what the lyrics meant..


Take a look and see if you get any ideas..

What was my idea on what they mean?

I think the song was about a hooker.

Yep, a hooker, seriously.

Let me explain..



Are hookers ever really happy?



In school, I knew a man. Everyone called him Sunshine.
What do you mean by "bag"? And what part of Sunshine is in this "bag"?
Maybe this hooker is promoting safe sex? Perhaps?



Useless until you pleasure a man?



5...4...3...2...1..
Coming on whom?



Now it's time for you to decide, NS Generalites, am I crazy, or is this possible?


Sunshine in a bag? It has to be drugs.
Minoriteeburg
21-08-2006, 06:43
Yesterday we were coming home from vacation and the raido was on.

Well Gorillaz song Clint Eastwood came on..

So I'm sitting there listening to it, and me with my special lil mind, started getting ideas on what the lyrics meant..


Take a look and see if you get any ideas..

What was my idea on what they mean?

I think the song was about a hooker.

Yep, a hooker, seriously.

Let me explain..



Are hookers ever really happy?



In school, I knew a man. Everyone called him Sunshine.
What do you mean by "bag"? And what part of Sunshine is in this "bag"?
Maybe this hooker is promoting safe sex? Perhaps?



Useless until you pleasure a man?



5...4...3...2...1..
Coming on whom?



Now it's time for you to decide, NS Generalites, am I crazy, or is this possible?


where is the "are you on acid" option of this poll.....:p :D
IL Ruffino
21-08-2006, 06:47
where is the "are you on acid" option of this poll.....:p :D
Purple!
Minoriteeburg
21-08-2006, 06:56
Purple!


...what about purple...
IL Ruffino
21-08-2006, 07:03
...what about purple...
;)
Minoriteeburg
21-08-2006, 07:04
;)


:confused:
Whereyouthinkyougoing
21-08-2006, 12:29
1. That looks like it's rubbing its big green penis. Does not!

And since I've apparently been promoted to God (thanks btw - now, what are the perks?) my word is law. *nods doomthreateningly*
I V Stalin
21-08-2006, 12:33
Because: when you smoke pot, you might not actually be happy, but you feel glad. A lot of people carry it around in a bag. And you're temporarily useless after smoking :) Plus, lyrics later in the song support the pot theory. "Now time for me is nothing cos I'm counting no age," "like you lit the fuse," "y'all can see me now cos you don't see with your eye, you perceive with your mind," "remember that it's all in your head." They all sound kinda trippy to me.
I was going to use pretty much the same lyrics to prove it was about crack.
Nobel Hobos
21-08-2006, 15:56
Your dumb poll doesn't have a "what a dumb poll!" option!!
If there'd been an option "pancakes" or "nuke the martian scum" I'd have clicked that, and left.
But here I am, complaining!

Seriously, really, truly from the bottom of my fossilized heart: buy a gun. Weird shit on the radio starts messing with your head, shoot the jumbuck-fucking radio.

The internet is not your psychiatrist. Sheesh.
Gift-of-god
21-08-2006, 16:04
Trance and dental.
Gravlen
21-08-2006, 16:41
I give this thread a 4/5 on the suck factor scale.
Don't worry - you're still at the top of that list :)
IL Ruffino
21-08-2006, 20:24
Does not!

And since I've apparently been promoted to God (thanks btw - now, what are the perks?) my word is law. *nods doomthreateningly*
Does to!

You get to.. be.. in.. my sig!
IL Ruffino
21-08-2006, 20:25
The internet is not your psychiatrist. Sheesh.
I don't need one, but you might..
Minoriteeburg
21-08-2006, 22:05
I don't need one, but you might..


Everyone needs a shrink.....