A different type of snake on this plane
Freilund
20-08-2006, 13:03
WASHINGTON-A man who attended a 10 O'clock premiere showing of the highly anticipated action film Snakes on a Plane, was arrested Thursday night for allegedly defecating in the aisle. A woman who sat a few rows behind didnt bother to call for an usher, but instead phoned the police who then had the movie stopped while he was apprehended along with his friend. A woman interviewed at the scene stated that the man did not want to miss any of the film. This also was a huge hassle for the AMC run theatre who was forced to refund tickets to angry patrons when delaying the film wasnt an option. The Screening room was closed and cleaned before the 12:30 showing. The crime commited does fall under Washington States list of Sexual Offenses.
Dobbsworld
20-08-2006, 13:05
Did he really think it would go unnoticed?
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 13:07
"The crime commited does fall under Washington States list of Sexual Offenses."
That is some weird shit.
Freilund
20-08-2006, 13:08
the best part is that the reason he shat on the floor is because he didn't want to miss any of the movie, which I heard is a cultural achievement of the millenium.
Ahh, the deadly brown mamba...the one snake whose hiss is worse than its bite.
Teh_pantless_hero
20-08-2006, 13:35
He took a crap on the floor instead of missing a movie? Let's all go picket the jail so he gets released. He fucking wins.
Dobbsworld
20-08-2006, 14:03
He fucking wins.
More like he fucking takes dumps in movie theatres.
More like he fucking takes dumps in movie theatres.
Well, that might win the "Take a dump in a movie theatre" contest.
Slaughterhouse five
20-08-2006, 14:41
Well, that might win the "Take a dump in a movie theatre" contest.
nope, used to work in a theater, i can surely say it has been done before. and sometimes very sloppy dumps too.
which brings me my tip of the day:
if you dont like doing gross work for minimum wage, do not work at a theater
DesignatedMarksman
20-08-2006, 15:35
"The crime commited does fall under Washington States list of Sexual Offenses."
That is some weird shit.
literally.
He should have brought a pooper scooper.
"The crime commited does fall under Washington States list of Sexual Offenses."
That is some weird shit.
Yeah, since when is taking a crap in public sexual?
Out of all movies... he didn't want to miss THAT one? LOL.
Baguetten
20-08-2006, 16:22
literally.
No shit.
IL Ruffino
20-08-2006, 16:22
Damn sticky floors.
The Metal Horde
20-08-2006, 16:23
Ah, but now he's on Megan's List for doing something hilarious. That sucks.
DesignatedMarksman
20-08-2006, 16:51
That's no snake, that's a slug!
Sel Appa
20-08-2006, 17:42
They should put bathrooms with one-way windows in each theater.
Demented Hamsters
20-08-2006, 18:13
Yeah, since when is taking a crap in public sexual?
You'd be surprised what floats some people's boats.
Now of course the poor guy will be on the Sex Offenders list.
Dare I say it?
Ok, I will.
A real shitty way to get yourself onto that list.
Do we have an actual link to this story?
I smell an Urban Legend.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-08-2006, 22:10
Shit! :eek:
:D
Call to power
20-08-2006, 22:12
I thought this was bout gay sex on a plane :p
what would you use for toilet paper?
Carisbrooke
20-08-2006, 22:46
Unreal...
Just wide eyed and agog at this one.......
:confused: