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"Rotovia is searching for my Calvin Klein because he smells like sex. Well, that or B.O. My ring is shiny. Yes, the fact that i'm engaged has lowered my IQ by about 20 points. It reads "Pour Toujours", which is French for "forever". Umm..the story... well, Rotovia recalls it so much better than I..."

We were at a friend's retreat, for the weekend, and I was kneeling to... either tie my shoe or adjust her belt. I asked Grace, who was beginning to giggle, the source of her amusement. The reply came 'I hope to see this position again, one day', to which I replied 'this one', shifting onto one knee and taking her hands into mine. I began; 'would it go a little like this: 'will you marry me'...? and your reply would be...?'. The rest shall we say, is history.

"And I, of course, said 'yes'!"

Congrats, Cuban Cigars all around!

Congrats, Cuban Cigars all around!


*hands out the free beer*


plenty to go around! tis a glorious occasion!

congratz

*brings in the female strippers*

Eh might as well make it complete.

*brings in the female strippers*

Eh might as well make it complete.


are you proposing an NS bachelor party?

*brings in the female strippers*

Eh might as well make it complete.
*brings in the male strippers*

Now it is complete.

*brings in the male strippers*

Now it is complete.

Well there goes my sex drive. :p

are you proposing an NS bachelor party?

Nah, I just always wanted to smoke, drink, and oogle at female strippers at the same time.

Well there goes my sex drive. :p
Mine too.

*considers taking male strippers out back...*

Nah, I just always wanted to smoke, drink, and oogle at female strippers at the same time.


isnt that a bachelor party?

isnt that a bachelor party?

Eh sure, why not.

*returns soaked in blood*

*opens beer*

*returns soaked in blood*

*opens beer*

Umm k, either you had an orgy or a killing spree.

*goes back to drinking beer and oggling at strippers until Liz comes in, then runs*

Bottoms up good sir, I shall drink the first drink I stumble upon. Probably that damnable Jaegermeister that's in my sock drawer. And next time I come across a good Dominican cigar, I shall smoke it in your honor.

*Brings in a Plasma TV*
*Gets it to work*

Am I welcome?

Umm k, either you had an orgy or a killing spree.

*goes back to drinking beer and oggling at strippers until Liz comes in, then runs*


if hes covered in blood, then it mustve been one of those time o the moth orgies.....*shudders*

if hes covered in blood, then it mustve been one of those time o the moth orgies.....*shudders*

*eyes grow wide, still running from Liz.* Never piss off a girl who isn't afraid of getting 11 piercing and tattoos.

Umm k, either you had an orgy or a killing spree.

*goes back to drinking beer and oggling at strippers until Liz comes in, then runs*
I've never seen a bloody orgy before.You look at some sick porn Willy.

*gulps some beer down*

What you runnin' for?

*returns soaked in blood*

Posi, looks like you made good use of the P-90 I got for you. Want more ammo?

I've never seen a bloody orgy before.You look at some sick porn Willy.

*gulps some beer down*

What you runnin' for?

Liz does not approve of strippers. and an orgy can be bloody if everyone is virgins and it's the time of the month for 99% of the people that are taking part in it. Also, goat blood helps.

if hes covered in blood, then it mustve been one of those time o the moth orgies.....*shudders*
*wants to throw up*

Men don't have periods.

*hits with rolled up newspaper*

*wants to throw up*

Men don't have periods.

*hits with rolled up newspaper*


not the men.....:rolleyes:

not the men.....:rolleyes:

Posi took all the male strippers out. Who else was there?

not the men.....:rolleyes:
It was just me and some male strippers. O, and a knife.

Posi took all the male strippers out. Who else was there?

post-op trannies

*edit* i just wanted to go there...

So the goat is still alive?

So the goat is still alive?
I never touched the goat, honest.

I never touched the goat, honest.

Yay, now Uncle Billy Bob won't be alone tonight.

Yay, now Uncle Billy Bob won't be alone tonight.
Please quit talking in the third person. It's creepy.

Please quit talking in the third person. It's creepy.

and yet, when people do it on TV, it's cool.

and yet, when people do it on TV, it's cool.
Its only cool when Fonzy does it.

Its only cool when Fonzy does it.

Eeeey! Wow, we're seriously off topic lol.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/hitochi/AYYYYYE.jpg

Eeeey! Wow, we're seriously off topic lol.
That's right a French Catholic Black Jewish Mexican Doctor is getting married.

That's right a French Catholic Black Jewish Mexican Doctor is getting married.


someones getting married? huzzahs are in order!

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Rotovia's my bitch. - Grace.

An NS relationship! How schweet...

Makes the rest of us feel really inadequate, you people do know this, right?

An NS relationship! How schweet...

Makes the rest of us feel really inadequate, you people do know this, right?

The rest of you are inadequate. ;) Oh, and it's not an NS relationship, we study together.

Lets just recall that Rotovia is an 18-year old who hasn't managed to solve a mechanical problem pretaining to his girlfirend yet.

So I will temper my congradulations with a fervent hope that he's lying.

Lets just recall that Rotovia is an 18-year old who hasn't managed to solve a mechanical problem pretaining to his girlfirend yet. Yeah, I was wondering about that... esp. in light of the "should we be coming" thread. Still trying to figure out how "ruptured cervix" and "countless positions of happy thrusting" go together. Guess these threads should be taken with much more than just a grain of salt. :rolleyes:

Lets just recall that Rotovia is an 18-year old who hasn't managed to solve a mechanical problem pretaining to his girlfirend yet.

So I will temper my congradulations with a fervent hope that he's lying.

He's 19, and it just so happens that the particular issue I believe you are referring to has been solved. Oh, and "congratulations" has no "D".

Yeah, I was wondering about that... esp. in light of the "should we be coming" thread. Still trying to figure out how "ruptured cervix" and "countless positions of happy thrusting" go together. Guess these threads should be taken with much more than just a grain of salt. :rolleyes:

One word: lube.

One word: lube.
God bless lube!

One word: lube.
God bless lube!
Lube? You gotta be kidding me. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11450134&postcount=5) Remind me again why you started that other thread in the first place, will ya? :rolleyes:

Lube? You gotta be kidding me. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=11450134&postcount=5) Remind me again why you started that other thread in the first place, will ya? :rolleyes:


Im assuming it was to brag about the supposed size of his penis...

Seriously though...

How long (no pun intended) have you two known each other?

Im assuming it was to brag about the supposed size of his penis...

Seriously though...

How long (no pun intended) have you two known each other?
Squatch, you dirty old man, you see through me like a poor analogy through something clear.

Two months, last tuesday.

We do things fast in Queensland, well... unless it involves healthcare reform, water management, or anything of material importance...

Squatch, you dirty old man, you see through me like a poor analogy through something clear.

Two months, last tuesday.

We do things fast in Queensland, well... unless it involves healthcare reform, water management, or anything of material importance...


Heh.

Well..Im not old yet...but Im working on it.

Two months, huh?

Tell me...since I know the lovely young lady is lurking about somewhere...
Ask her what she sees in you, that would make her want to wake up to you every morning, for the next 70 years, well after your old, wrinkly, and feeble, and possibly incontinent?

Heh.

Well..Im not old yet...but Im working on it.

Two months, huh?

Tell me...since I know the lovely young lady is lurking about somewhere...
Ask her what she sees in you, that would make her want to wake up to you every morning, for the next 70 years, well after your old, wrinkly, and feeble, and possibly incontinent?
The funny thing is, we have this conversation nearly everyday... that is, the reasons why we'd love nothing more then spending the rest of our lives waking up next to each other. But, I will let Gracie feild then question when she gets online.

The funny thing is, we have this conversation nearly everyday... that is, the reasons why we'd love nothing more then spending the rest of our lives waking up next to each other. But, I will let Gracie feild then question when she gets online.


I can understand your (probable) answer, since it would likely be a male standpoint.

Im interested to hear the female one.

Reminds me of a line I heard in a movie once...

"Adam sees Eve for the first time, and asks God, "God, why did you make her so beautiful?"

God says, "So you would like her."

Adam asks God, "But God, whjy did you make her so dumb?"

God says..."So she will like you."

Heh.

Well..Im not old yet...but Im working on it.

Two months, huh?

Tell me...since I know the lovely young lady is lurking about somewhere...
Ask her what she sees in you, that would make her want to wake up to you every morning, for the next 70 years, well after your old, wrinkly, and feeble, and possibly incontinent?

He's everything. I not only want but also would love to wake up every morning beside him for the rest of my life.

Well..

*gets drunk*

Squatch, you dirty old man, you see through me like a poor analogy through something clear.

Two months, last tuesday.

We do things fast in Queensland, well... unless it involves healthcare reform, water management, or anything of material importance...
Sweet Mary Crap, man.

I've had boots I still wasn't sure about after two months.

Well, uh,...good luck. I guess...

He's everything. I not only want but also would love to wake up every morning beside him for the rest of my life.


But...why?

I see that youre saying you would...but WHY?

Why him, why now, and why forever?

Thats the important stuff.
If you dont have a good answer, wait to get married, until you do.

Hurrah! Congrats. (throws confetti). Where will I send the gift?

But...why?

I see that youre saying you would...but WHY?

Why him, why now, and why forever?

Thats the important stuff.
If you dont have a good answer, wait to get married, until you do.

Why? Well, no answer I could ever give would be good enough. That's not because I'm an incapable writer, nor is it because I don't have any content to include: it's purely because whatever I would say would only represent the tiniest percent of how much I love him. I love that he trusts me wholy and completely. I love that we end each other's sentences. I love that he challenges me intellectually. I love that he will watch me when I sleep. I love that when I try to push him away, he only pulls me closer. I love that he'll let me see him at his most vunerable state. I love that he thinks I'm cute when I cry. I love that he wants me to love myself at least one tenth of how much he loves me, because that would be greater than the world itself. But what I love the most is that I can truly never understand this feeling, or describe it.

So there.

Congrats Rotovia! :D

Oh, and on a side note...

*considers taking male strippers out back...*

Keep in mind that there's both women, and gay men on this forum. This is NS, not just some gaming forum. :P