NationStates Jolt Archive


for your reading pleasure...

JuNii
20-08-2006, 05:50
I came across this while web surfing...

The Least Successful Police Dogs
America has a very strong candidate in "La Dur", a fearsome looking schnauzer hound, who was retired from the Orlando police force in Florida
in 1978. He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes.
His handling officer, Rick Grim, had to admit: "He just won't go up
and bite them. I got sick and tired of doing that dog's work for him."

The British contenders in this category, however, took things a
stage further. "Laddie" and "Boy" were trained as detector dogs for drug
raids. Their employment was terminated following a raid in the Midlands in
1967.
While the investigating officer questioned two suspects, they
patted and stroked the dogs who eventually fell asleep in front of the
fire. When the officer moved to arrest the suspects, one dog growled at
him while the other leapt up and bit his thigh.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

anyone else find anything funny, interesting, non-political?
Unabashed Greed
20-08-2006, 07:05
These sound like the best dogs on earth! My kind of poochies!
Boonytopia
20-08-2006, 08:57
Inspector Rex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kommissar_Rex) craps all over those two. Yay Inspector Rex! :)
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2006, 10:23
Inspector Rex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kommissar_Rex) craps all over those two. Yay Inspector Rex! :)
Holy crap, I had no idea this was seen anywhere outside of Austria and Germany. O.O
Dododecapod
20-08-2006, 13:51
Holy crap, I had no idea this was seen anywhere outside of Austria and Germany. O.O

Dude, it's a prime-time hit in Aus.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
20-08-2006, 13:59
Dude, it's a prime-time hit in Aus.
Seriously? :eek:

Should I be embarrassed or is it any good? (never really watched it)
Gravlen
20-08-2006, 14:56
Holy crap, I had no idea this was seen anywhere outside of Austria and Germany. O.O
Oh yes. Even I have seen it. Unfortunately :p