NationStates Jolt Archive

The titles self explanatory. The adverts I find annoying include:

The Sheilas Wheels advert ( an ad for womens car insurance)

and the unforgettable:


HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!. Bloody Cilit bang . And how long do they leave the things to get that dirty?!

English-speaking ads.

Pretty much all of them.

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:

The ones with the moving pictures and the voices.

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:
have you seen the product? looks like a stick of Deoderant. so they gotta tell people where it has to go!

Also I would have to say those Proactiv commercials, mainly because it's got Jessica Simpson endorsing a product that didn't work. :mad:

have you seen the product? looks like a stick of Deoderant. so they gotta tell people where it has to go!

It's still annoying as hell.

Confused.com - when they had that annoying man who would shout the website name at the viewers as if they had the mental capabilities of a group of particularly stupid cacti. Mainly because a guy I live with loves shouting out 'confused.com' at the top of his voice specifically to annoy anyone in earshot.

Also I would have to say those Proactiv commercials, mainly because it's got Jessica Simpson endorsing a product that didn't work. :mad:

You actually bought stuff from an infomercial? Serves you right.

It's easy, it's simple, it's fast.

It's elephent . co . uk.

You actually bought stuff from an infomercial? Serves you right.

I didn't, my mom did. I knew it wouldn't work and I still need prescriptions to control my acne. :mad:

It's easy, it's simple, it's fast.

It's elephent . co . uk.
And it's misspelt... 'elephant'.

Guys Gone Wild ads!!

The titles self explanatory. The adverts I find annoying include:

The Sheilas Wheels advert ( an ad for womens car insurance)

and the unforgettable:


HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!. Bloody Cilit bang . And how long do they leave the things to get that dirty?!

Shelias wheels is not a good advert, but the number of jokes you get with Barry Scott and him shoutijng at you to buy a product that strips away oxidised coins, imgine wht it would do to your pipes?

The Frosties advert with the idiot child who is hyper on half a bowl!

And it's misspelt... 'elephant'.

Heh... i was mearly demonstrating the err rubishness of the add.

*Jumps out of window*

The Frosties advert with the idiot child who is hyper on half a bowl!
They're gonna taste great. :p
Apparently Kellogg's went to South Africa to cast his part so he wouldn't have the piss taken out of him by people who knew him. I hope it's been posted on YouTube.

I herad a rumour he was dead but I think he just got abducted:D

There are quite a few. I really try not to say anything about them though, because it annoys my husband.

There is a drain cleaner commercial where the man is pouring the drain cleaner down the bathroom sink

"honey look at this!"
"it looks just like water"
"but doesn't water go right down the drain?"
"yeah! so how is it 'grabbing the clog'?!"

and then I say "if water went right down your drain it wouldn't be clogged you idiot":headbang: (but I fight the urge to say it, it annoys my husband)


oh and then the one for "Bayer back and body pain" where I have to say something about how your back is part of your body.......and the one about the tension headache medicine where she says "I mean a real headache in the back and shoulders" where I have to point out that your back and your shoulders are NOT part of your head, so that isn't a headache.

you know, lots of stuff.

99.99% of them

I hate those feckin 'Scent Story' ads (and the Scent Story things too). Just the reaction on those women's face ('omg i love it!11!') pisses me off to no end. WhoTF can seriously enjoy those things?!

oh, I hate those Febreeze commercials with the idiots going around smelling everything........and those laundry detergent commercials where your clothes smell so good that you can get free stuff or that women will follow you around.

What I also hate is those lawyer adverts:

"Ever been in an accident that wasn't your fault. Call blahblahblah.

I called blah blah when I fell over. I got £10000". I mean get over it. You fell over like countless other people. Stop being so petty and get on with your damn life

there is a lawyer ad around her about a prescription drug that causes "seizures, heart problems and even death" where the guy says "if you have suffered from any of these symptoms call us and we will get you money"

yeah, I wanna be around when the first dead person calls in.


*yes, I know his family could call, but the wording just cracks me up "this medicine has caused seizures, heart problems and even death, if you have suffered any of these and took the medicine" :p

They're gonna taste great. :p
Apparently Kellogg's went to South Africa to cast his part so he wouldn't have the piss taken out of him by people who knew him. I hope it's been posted on YouTube.

ha, he cant escape, he'll be wanting a real job, and at the interview that ad comes on, he gets no job

What I also hate is those lawyer adverts:

"Ever been in an accident that wasn't your fault. Call blahblahblah.

I called blah blah when I fell over. I got £10000". I mean get over it. You fell over like countless other people. Stop being so petty and get on with your damn life
There's an amusing one...can't remember which specific firm it's for...but at one point there's a shot over a woman's shoulder of a computer screen on which, in large type, is 'No Win, No Fee'. Not so amusing, but for the fact the woman is trying to pretend to type on the keyboard...and failing abysmally. Considering the keyboard probably isn't even connected to anything, she could actually really be touching the keys, but you could fit an elephant between her fingertips and the keyboard.

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:
FreedHem Hemmerhoid cream, stick it directly up your ass! FreedHem Hemmerhoid cream, stick it directly up your ass! FreedHem Hemmerhoid cream, stick it directly up your ass!

ON a side note...

"Hi, Im the guy who DIDNT save millions on car insurance."
For some reason, that guy annoys me to no end. I cant explain WHY, because the commercial is relativly innoffensive.

Oh, and:
http://www.commercialsihate.com/

Here, does anyone have a link to the Sheila's Wheels ad? I've an Aussie friend I'd like to show it to...

Freakim Mcdonalds, they advertise 24/7 THEY SUCK, all that fukin corporation does is seduce children into eating fried greasy shit, they have play houses, you can tell they just wnat children, like tabacco companies, no difference...BATA BA BA BA IM LOVIN IT, god dammit if that hasnt gotten old.


Can that Oxi Clean dude get ANY LOUDER, he annoys the hell out of me, USE OXI CLEAN, man.....:headbang:


:upyours: , thats what i say to both of them...

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:



I'd like to find whoever came up with that ad campaign and apply my foot directly to their forehead.

Here, does anyone have a link to the Sheila's Wheels ad? I've an Aussie friend I'd like to show it to...
Search for it on YouTube. There's a few up on there.

I'd like to find whoever came up with that ad campaign and apply my foot directly to their forehead.

Same here.

Or, better yet......

:mp5::sniper:

The titles self explanatory. The adverts I find annoying include:

The Sheilas Wheels advert ( an ad for womens car insurance)

and the unforgettable:


HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!. Bloody Cilit bang . And how long do they leave the things to get that dirty?!
All of them, though i do miss Wassup!:(

I am ill.:(

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:
That's got to be the worst ad EVER!

The whole thing is not only annoying but jarring. That voiceover's the worst, but even the visual part bugs me!

Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Hell, I don't even know what the product does, I just know you "Apply directly to the forehead." Does it quench your thirst? Does it give you a more active sex life? What the hell does it do?

Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Hell, I don't even know what the product does, I just know you "Apply directly to the forehead." Does it quench your thirst? Does it give you a more active sex life? What the hell does it do?
Apparently it's a "homeopathic headache relief product".

Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.

Hell, I don't even know what the product does, I just know you "Apply directly to the forehead." Does it quench your thirst? Does it give you a more active sex life? What the hell does it do?

Nothing. It's a "homeopathic" bar of wax.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn

The commercial was developed by being tested on a focus group. The focus group remembered the produce best when they viewed the irritating, repetitive commercial. I know I'll remember the product, and in fact, I'll make sure never to buy it because their marketing sucks so hard.

I hate Any and All Tampons/Pads commerical. Ok, let me tell ya something, if you're bleeding blue liquid, I think finding the right Tampons/Pads is the least of your problems.

that one moutian dew ad where the guy falls down the mountian.

I herad a rumour he was dead but I think he just got abducted:D

There were lots of rumours about the Frosties kid being dead and other stuff, unfortunately all false!!!! Man I HATE that kid and advert.

I hate Any and All Tampons/Pads commerical. Ok, let me tell ya something, if you're bleeding blue liquid, I think finding the right Tampons/Pads is the least of your problems.
My daughter was on an antibiotic once that made her pee blue, see normally it would make it orange (in fact the adult version does) but they thought that would scare kids, so they added in something to make the pee blue.......which turned out scaring my kid (even after I had warned her about the blue pee, I guess she thought I was kidding.........or insane)

Guys Gone Wild ads!!
The Girls Gone Wild Ones as well.

I mean for fucks sake, I’m trying to watch the Colbert Report and of a sudden, an ad for what amounts to pretty much the lamest porn ever? Who actually buys that shit?

The Girls Gone Wild Ones as well.

I mean for fucks sake, I’m trying to watch the Colbert Report and of a sudden, an ad for what amounts to pretty much the lamest porn ever? Who actually buys that shit?
at least with the girls one you get to see boobies, what's a guy got that we want to look at?

at least with the girls one you get to see boobies, what's a guy got that we want to look at?
*searches own body*
ummm..... no that won't do.... nah not that... ??? where'd THAT come from???

The Girls Gone Wild Ones as well.

I mean for fucks sake, I’m trying to watch the Colbert Report and of a sudden, an ad for what amounts to pretty much the lamest porn ever? Who actually buys that shit?
Hey, GGW ads are good for whackin' it when you can't get to sleep... I mean, is there anything better on at 4 in the morning?

Hey, GGW ads are good for whackin' it when you can't get to sleep... I mean, is there anything better on at 4 in the morning?
Jesus Christ, man. Jacking off to a comercial? Get some real porn.

Jesus Christ, man. Jacking off to a comercial? Get some real porn.
Meh, sometimes I get tired of pr0n. That's when Maxim and GGW commercials come in.

*searches own body*
ummm..... no that won't do.... nah not that... ??? where'd THAT come from???
seriously the commercials basically show these guys lifting up their shirts, I can see muscle-y tummys and pecs for free, why would I pay for it? (not that I want to see the six pack everyone keeps talking about, to me it's just kinda gross)

seriously the commercials basically show these guys lifting up their shirts, I can see muscle-y tummys and pecs for free, why would I pay for it? (not that I want to see the six pack everyone keeps talking about, to me it's just kinda gross)
damn... you don't care about six packs... *sobs* tell your husband he is DAMNED lucky to have you...


Commercials I hate...

the Geiko ones... with the cavemen...

the Geiko ones... with the cavemen...
:eek:
All the Geiko commercials kick ass!

:eek:
All the Geiko commercials kick ass!
I don't know about their commercials, as I pretty much hate all commercials, but I cut my car insurance in half today by switching over.

Fuck, I just became a pitchman.

I don't know about their commercials, as I pretty much hate all commercials, but I cut my car insurance in half today by switching over.

Fuck, I just became a pitchman.

Sell out! You are now a pawn for coperations. *laughs like Dr. Evil and wrings hand together*

damn... you don't care about six packs... *sobs* tell your husband he is DAMNED lucky to have you...
I really don't, I care about smart, funny, not-an-asshole, ect.

I really like that little pudge some men have under the belly button, it's so cute.

I guess I am a little bit shallow, can't like see myself with the 1000lb man, but other than that, I really couldn't care less.

I really don't, I care about smart, funny, not-an-asshole, ect.

I really like that little pudge some men have under the belly button, it's so cute.

I guess I am a little bit shallow, can't like see myself with the 1000lb man, but other than that, I really couldn't care less.
little... little...
damn, back on the diet! ;)


oh, and any commercial that will be shown either on the net or at the theatres annoy me.

I don't know about their commercials, as I pretty much hate all commercials, but I cut my car insurance in half today by switching over.

Fuck, I just became a pitchman.
Why do hate commercials? Without them, TV wouldn't be possible, at least not on the scale it is now in any exiting social structure. Of course, if you hate society, well then it's understandable.

little... little...
damn, back on the diet! ;)

hey I am on a diet too, maybe we could share ideas through TG

oh, and in the interest of being on topic

I really hate the ads for toys that come on during Saturday morning cartoons, that show the cool backgrounds of like rocks and tents and stuff but all you really get is the doll (sorry, action figure) it's not fair to kids, they make the action figure look more fun than it really is. :(

I really don't, I care about smart, funny, not-an-asshole, ect.

I really like that little pudge some men have under the belly button, it's so cute.

I guess I am a little bit shallow, can't like see myself with the 1000lb man, but other than that, I really couldn't care less.
I really hate the ads for toys that come on during Saturday morning cartoons, that show the cool backgrounds of like rocks and tents and stuff but all you really get is the doll (sorry, action figure) it's not fair to kids, they make the action figure look more fun than it really is.
There's such a thing as too nice, you know.

There's such a thing as too nice, you know.
yeah, but I am not guilty of it.

hey I am on a diet too, maybe we could share ideas through TG

oh, and in the interest of being on topic

I really hate the ads for toys that come on during Saturday morning cartoons, that show the cool backgrounds of like rocks and tents and stuff but all you really get is the doll (sorry, action figure) it's not fair to kids, they make the action figure look more fun than it really is. :(
I really don't recommend mine...
it starts off with Diverticulitis... nasty stuff...

nowdays, the tent and stuff is sold seperatly... a ploy to get you to buy more for your kids.

then again, there is that commercial where the kid plays with the vibrator....

yeah, but I am not guilty of it.
I'll take your word for it.
then again, there is that commercial where the kid plays with the vibrator....What?

This one's on the radio- Tony Roberts and Solet in Las Vegas. If they have radios in hell, that's what they would be playing. Actually, I think that's a bit harsh, since I don't think even Satan would feel good about subjecting people to that kind of eternal torment.

What?you mean you didn't see it?

here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MTILIFzGzM)... enjoy. :D

you mean you didn't see it?

here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MTILIFzGzM)... enjoy. :D
Brilliant!

you mean you didn't see it?

here (http://youtube.com/watch?v=5MTILIFzGzM)... enjoy. :D

and when that kid gets older and look back at this, he'll question his own sexuality. :p

Enzyte, and pretty much any drug commercials.

and when that kid gets older and look back at this, he'll question his own sexuality. :p
or worse yet... when he sees his GF/Wife with one and he blurts out...
"Hey, I used to play with one of those when I was a kid, those were soo much fun!" :D

Enzyte, and pretty much any drug commercials.
But especially Enzyte.

Herpes medication commercials, on the other hand, are generally hilarious...

Enzyte, and pretty much any drug commercials.
I've always wanted to kick the Enzyte mascot in his hormonally enhanced crotch.

That series of Hardees commercials that used the phrase "without us, guys would starve". As if us single guys are incapable of feeding ourselves.

Pretty much most of them.

Anything with that damned gecko. Anything about feminine hygiene products. Anything about erectile dysfunction. Anything involving some idiot skydiving off a cliff to get to his car.

Anything with that damned gecko. Anything about feminine hygiene products. Anything about erectile dysfunction. Anything involving some idiot skydiving off a cliff to get to his car.
Yeah, how exactly does he get back to the top to go to bed at night?

Yeah, how exactly does he get back to the top to go to bed at night?
He uses his ED medication to do a bit of a pole vault...

I've always wanted to kick the Enzyte mascot in his hormonally enhanced crotch.
Or, according to the FDA, kick him in his completely unaffected by Enzyte crotch.
That series of Hardees commercials that used the phrase "without us, guys would starve". As if us single guys are incapable of feeding ourselves.
And the fact that most human beings would starve before eating at Hardees.

Yeah, how exactly does he get back to the top to go to bed at night?

Airplane, climbs up, or maybe his car is awesome enough as to where he can just drive up the canyon wall (but then why would the car be parked in the effing canyon the next morning???) Perhaps he sprouts wings.

And yes, those ED commercials are annyoing, and those god-awful Enzyte commercials. :headbang: Not to mention those feminine product commercials... "have a happy period"? This is asking people to do the immpossible! :mad:

And Tampax Pearl sucks...

>.>
<.<

*slinks back into camera phone-induced oblivion*

Or, according to the FDA, kick him in his completely unaffected by Enzyte crotch.
It doesn't work? Lol! At least I would wipe that incredibly annoying smile off his face.

Airplane, climbs up, or maybe his car is awesome enough as to where he can just drive up the canyon wall (but then why would the car be parked in the effing canyon the next morning???) Perhaps he sprouts wings.
Nope, he pole vaults using his own 4-8 hour erection...

Nope, he pole vaults using his own 4-8 hour erection...

:eek:

I did not need to know that.

:eek:

It doesn't work? Lol! At least I would wipe that incredibly annoying smile off his face.
Of course it doesn't work. If it did, they wouldn't have to sell it through a fucking infomercial.

:eek:

I did not need to know that.

:eek:
Neither did I. Pass it on.

Of course it doesn't work. If it did, they wouldn't have to sell it through a fucking infomercial.
Meh. Viagra had to use their own commercials to get the product sold, and they had Bob Dole for a spokesman. *shudders*

HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn apply directly to the forehead!

:headbang:

that commercial gives me a migrane.

not only that it repeats itself so many times. but it is really low quality and low sound quality that just irritates me.

I hate Any and All Tampons/Pads commerical. Ok, let me tell ya something, if you're bleeding blue liquid, I think finding the right Tampons/Pads is the least of your problems.
True that, and are women really so petty they need a coloured box to have them in?
OMG New Design!
Must buy, Must buy!!!

I'd like to find whoever came up with that ad campaign and apply my foot directly to their forehead.

I think it's part of their ad campaign, to give you a headache on a headache relief commercial...

And has anyone checked ou the Wiki for HeadOn, it says the god-damned thing is nothing but wax, could just light a candle on your forehead instead.

All of them.