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We're Plotters of Mass Hysteria

Nadkor
18-08-2006, 20:06
The four camels of the apocalypse are giving I me the hump. Mass murder on an unprecedent¬ed scale?

This is mass hysteria on an unprecedented scale. Even assuming that the latest alleged Islamic terror plot was real - and remember, the last two turned out to be nonsense - what warranted such an over-the-top security reaction?

Liquids were allowed back in carry-on luggage as soon as the duty-free shops kicked up a stink, which shows just how se¬riously that was taken.
Check-in baggage has report¬edly been ransacked for mobile phones and laptop computers. If it's so easy to sneak electronic devices out of loaded luggage, how hard would it be for the ter¬rorist masterminds supposedly overrunning the country to sneak electronic devices into loaded luggage?

In any case, what chance do four or five young men of "Middle-Eastern origin" have of creeping around a crowd¬ed aircraft cabin assembling a home-made bomb? No hu¬man being is more closely watched than an Arab in the air - and everyone else is un¬der nearly as much suspi¬cious surveillance.

Shoe-bomber Richard Reid was white, English – and punched unconscious by the guy in the next seat as soon as he reached for his laces.

The 9/11 attackers took control of aircraft using nothing more than Stanley knives because regulations told crew to co-op¬erate with hijackers.
Those regulations became obsolete as soon as the Twin Towers were hit. Minutes later, passengers on the fourth hijacked plane started fighting for their lives.

The last al-Qaeda plot to bring down aircraft with liquid explosives was foiled by Filipino police in 1995 because the "terrorist mastermind" responsible prepared himself for martyrdom by getting drunk with half the prostitutes in Manila.

This is the threat we actually face - real no doubt, but also intermittent and almost laughably amateurish, involving a handful of social misfits sending emails to Afghanistan. So why curtail our liberties and bring the economy to a standstill in response? That does far more damage than al-Qaeda ever will. The pointlessness of the airport security crackdown is perfectly illustrated by the lack of a security crackdown after last year's London Underground bombings.

Checking every passenger on the tube would be impractical - so it wasn't done, and life went on, with Londonders united in grief and determination rather than divided by frustration and paranoia.

This is in sharp contrast to the irresponsible rubbish trotted out by politicians and journalists after last week's arrests.

One newspaper even claimed two of the alleged plotters had conceived a baby only to use it as a decoy while boarding a targeted flight.
The front-page headline screamed "Baby Bomb!" unwittingly recalling the IRA dog bomb from 1990s satire show The Day Today. This officially puts the current situation beyond parody.

Meanwhile, in Newry, the worst terrorist attack in Europe since the London bombings caused huge amounts of property damage and serious danger to the travelling public.

What did the Prime Minister, the Home Secretary and the national media have to say about that? Not a single word. You couldn't make it up. But of course, in the "War on Terror", there are plenty of people pre¬pared to make it up for you.

All credit goes to Newton Emerson, writing in the Mirror (unfortunately).

I think it's a great synopsis of the current situation.

(Apologies for any weird characters or spelling mistakes, the OCR programme I used isn't the best)
Lunatic Goofballs
18-08-2006, 20:11
There are motherfuckin' sporks on the motherfuckin' plane! :eek:
Pyotr
18-08-2006, 20:16
yea, i pretty much agree with this guy "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

and bears
Kamsaki
18-08-2006, 20:18
All credit goes to Newton Emerson, writing in the Mirror (unfortunately).

I think it's a great synopsis of the current situation.

(Apologies for any weird characters or spelling mistakes, the OCR programme I used isn't the best)
It's true, though better articles have been written. Which pretty much sums up the mirror, in fact.
Nadkor
18-08-2006, 20:19
It's true, though better articles have been written. Which pretty much sums up the mirror, in fact.

Newton Emerson's brilliant though. The fact that he writes for the Mirror isn't even enough to blot his grasp of politics and the ironies and contradictions inherent in it...
Ifreann
18-08-2006, 20:19
yea, i pretty much agree with this guy "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

and bears
Bears are pretty danm scary, especially those anatomically correst(ish) bad taste bears you can get. They altered my childhood........
Liberated New Ireland
18-08-2006, 20:22
yea, i pretty much agree with this guy "the only thing we have to fear is fear itself"

and bears
Don't forget cougars. Rawr.
Psychotic Mongooses
18-08-2006, 20:46
And he's right about the Newry thing too. Also, two bombs on the train tracks but not a single word on the 24hr news stations. :rolleyes:
Inconvenient Truths
18-08-2006, 20:55
And he's right about the Newry thing too. Also, two bombs on the train tracks but not a single word on the 24hr news stations. :rolleyes:

Very concerning and indicative or current government thinking, sadly.
The blessed Chris
18-08-2006, 21:00
He makes fairly evident, yet pertinent points.

Knee jerk reactions all the way then....
Brickistan
18-08-2006, 21:10
I’m not familiar with The Mirror, but that’s a very good article.

Here’s to hoping that the Western World will soon realise what’s going on…
Pyotr
18-08-2006, 21:17
And he's right about the Newry thing too. Also, two bombs on the train tracks but not a single word on the 24hr news stations. :rolleyes:

sssshhhh you'll remind them that there are non-islamic terrorist groups
Call to power
18-08-2006, 22:07
you could of told me it was from the Mirror I want my minuet back!

clever though unfortunately too clever because he works for a newspaper and they make money by getting people to buy the paper for the "big" story so he’s an idiot
WDGann
18-08-2006, 22:11
I thought richard reid was jamaican.
Nadkor
18-08-2006, 22:14
you could of told me it was from the Mirror I want my minuet back!

clever though unfortunately too clever because he works for a newspaper and they make money by getting people to buy the paper for the "big" story so he’s an idiot

The source of something does not automatically make it worthless.

Anyway, he's someone who needs to make money. He used to run the Portadown News (which was a work of absolute genius, makes the Onion look like pathetic satire), but he needs to get money to live from somewhere...

And I'd say that he doesn't work only for them....he writes them 3 or 4 articles a week and gets a bit of money from it.

His other pieces this week includes this nice wee side-bit:
PLANES ARE IN DELL OF A MESS

YOU couldn't ask for a better example of the stupid over-reaction to last week's events.

Dell, the world's largest laptop computer manufacturer, has just recalled four million batteries because they have a habit of catching fire.

One did just that in the luggage rack of a Lufthansa jet this May and another destroyed a UPS cargo plane on the ground in Philadelphia this February. Similar batteries are used mobile phones and iPods an have also been recalled by Apple and Hewlett Packard.

Yet, thanks to the heightened state of airport security, all these devices must now be stored out of reach in the hold of every aircraft crossing the Atlantic.

So which would you rather deal with at 37,000ft? Four million exploding batteries? Or four guys from Bradford with a bottle of lighter fluid down their pants?