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I just got back from the first showing of Snakes on a Plane. And it blew me away.

It starts with happy music followed by the title Snakes on a Plane. Then the plot begins.

Guy witnesses drug lord murder someone, has to be protected on his way to testify against the drug lord. The only problem, the drug lord put deadly snakes on the plane to kill everyone.


Okay. Sounds silly. Wrong.

I expected a bad movie that was so absurd it made it funny. What I got was a good movie that was absurd it made it even better. I think that was the most fun I have ever had in a movie theater. Period. Every five seconds something so absurd happened it made me laugh. Like a snake attacking a guys dick and a womans nipple. Like a drunk woman getting turned on by a snake before she gets bitten.

Every thing.

Every snake

Every death

Every person.

Amazing.

I honestly don't think that movie could have been any better. Everyone needs to go see it. now.

Ok I'm going to see it tomorrow then.

Intriguing. I am going to search in dc++ right now.

Like a drunk woman getting turned on by a snake before she gets bitten.


are you sure you watched the "right" snakes on a plane

are you sure you watched the "right" snakes on a plane
That's the part right before the "serpentine hemorrhoidal ligation" sequence.

That's the part right before the "serpentine hemorrhoidal ligation" sequence.

*pets snake*

Thanks for the spoilers...

*pets snake*
:eek:
Well, the scales are close enough to accurate.
Remember, red touches yellow ... or red touches black!

The actual release of this movie will kill it, thank God.

This thread should be locked for unannounced spoilers, or at the very least, have a warning in the thread title.

Intriguing. I am going to search in dc++ right now.
Boooooo! Piracy, boo.

I haven't seen it yet, but a friend told me of how open the writers/directors/production company were to fans(even though they haven't seen the film) apparently bands were allowed submit songs and the best were choosen for the film. People were allowed send in plot ideas too. It could of course be internet rumour but still works for me!

I haven't seen it yet, but a friend told me of how open the writers/directors/production company were to fans(even though they haven't seen the film) apparently bands were allowed submit songs and the best were choosen for the film. People were allowed send in plot ideas too. It could of course be internet rumour but still works for me!
Snakes on a Plane is internet rumor come to life.

even Weebl 'n Bob have a trailer for it:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/trailer/


OMG:D

Snakes on a Plane is internet rumor come to life.

Fair nough!

even Weebl 'n Bob have a trailer for it:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/trailer/


OMG:D

Hey - Wrong Language!


*blikhambikt verder*

This thread should be locked for unannounced spoilers, or at the very least, have a warning in the thread title.
How can you have a spoiler when the title and trailer tell you everything you need to know? Not that it's necessarily *bad* that such happened, mind you, as SoaP is one of the better bits of marketing that has ever happened, period.

I still think it sounds like the dumbest movie ever made, next to I Robot. I expected that to be funny, what with Will Smith and everything, but it was a real loser!

even Weebl 'n Bob have a trailer for it:

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/trailer/


OMG:D

Its the sequel!!!! :eek: Anyway I must see SOAP. It looks excellent

An extremely hyped product that lives up to if not excedes expectations? It must be a first!

This thread should be locked for unannounced spoilers, or at the very least, have a warning in the thread title.

Oh purleez! Its snakes on a plane not drama!

hmmm... maybe I can convice some of my friends to see it...