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The secret to starbuck's coffee's popularity

Drunk commies deleted
17-08-2006, 17:54
They use a special blend of coffee that contains roaches and mouse feces for a unique taste according to the following link.

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/starbucks/those-may-not-be-raisins-in-your-starbucks-carrot-muffin-20060816.php?rss
Checklandia
17-08-2006, 18:02
my friend once told me, star=the universe bucks=money therefore starbucks means money rules the universe, i thought it was amusing
goddamit i hate starbucks, in my city we had one for a while and then they just started appearing everywhere,there are two in the same road and at least4 within a one mile radius.and i cant stand coffee
Vetalia
17-08-2006, 18:02
They probably just want more money or a chance to file a class action lawsuit and get Starbucks to settle out of court. They can do it, too, because any allegation that ends up in court will hurt the company even if it's totally untrue...it's the most effective way to extort money from a company.
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 18:20
i read an article a long while back that the majority of the food you eat in just about any restaurant have rat hairs and feces in it.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 19:03
i read an article a long while back that the majority of the food you eat in just about any restaurant have rat hairs and feces in it.

...and a certain amount of excretia, hairs and insect parts is acceptable...



Yes- if you eat out in restaurants and diners, you have consumed some of these things already.
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:10
...and a certain amount of excretia, hairs and insect parts is acceptable...



Yes- if you eat out in restaurants and diners, you have consumed some of these things already.


I just say, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

if people knew what was really in half the stuff they ate, they wouldnt eat anything at all. I say if it doesnt give you cancer or somet life threatening sickness, who gives a damn.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-08-2006, 19:17
Certainly not as interesting as Kopi Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)

Mmmm... smooth. :)
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:18
Certainly not as interesting as Kopi Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)

Mmmm... smooth. :)


yummy. sounds excretliciious
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 19:20
I just say, what doesnt kill you makes you stronger.

if people knew what was really in half the stuff they ate, they wouldnt eat anything at all. I say if it doesnt give you cancer or somet life threatening sickness, who gives a damn.


rat shit and insects are a staple of diet for half the world's population.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 19:23
Certainly not as interesting as Kopi Luwak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak)

Mmmm... smooth. :)


what is curious to me is, how did someone come to grind and brew defecated beans?
How many other things have been tried that werent so good ?

How many people are sifting through their cat's litter box right now, scheming to save a few bucks?
Lunatic Goofballs
17-08-2006, 19:24
what is curious to me is, how did someone come to grind and brew defecated beans?
How many other things have been tried that werent so good ?

How many people are sifting through their cat's litter box right now, scheming to save a few bucks?

I wonder that myself sometimes; Who first noticed the beans in the cat poo and went, "Could be yummy."

:p
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:27
rat shit and insects are a staple of diet for half the world's population.


and not to mention it is delicious....
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:28
I wonder that myself sometimes; Who first noticed the beans in the cat poo and went, "Could be yummy."

:p


I did!


Imagine waking up to that smell in the morning...
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 19:44
I did!


Imagine waking up to that smell in the morning...

And people adding flavoring to cat's food- vanilla & hazlenut extract, cinnamon, ginger.
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:46
And people adding flavoring to cat's food- vanilla & hazlenut extract, cinnamon, ginger.


mmmmmm.
Andaluciae
17-08-2006, 19:47
Why should I drink Starbuck's coffee when I can sit here at work, and GET PAID to drink the office coffee :D
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:48
Why should I drink Starbuck's coffee when I can sit here at work, and GET PAID to drink the office coffee :D


thats a good motto to have...
LiberationFrequency
17-08-2006, 19:54
Why should I drink Starbuck's coffee when I can sit here at work, and GET PAID to drink the office coffee :D

Why would I work in an office when I can stand here at work, and GET PAID to drink the pub's beer?:D
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:56
Why would I work in an office when I can stand here at work, and GET PAID to drink the pub's beer?:D


good point there...
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 19:57
mmmmmm.


and rich,creamery butter...
Megaloria
17-08-2006, 19:57
Move north. We don't have rats OR roaches.
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:59
and rich,creamery butter...


dont mention the butter *drools*
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 19:59
Move north. We don't have rats OR roaches.

im sure you have something else then that finds its way in there.


no place is sacred.
Megaloria
17-08-2006, 20:01
im sure you have something else then that finds its way in there.


no place is sacred.

Well, in the summer there's a lot of blackflies.

In the winter though, it's sterile unless you support the theory that poutine is omnipresent during the NHL season.
Minoriteeburg
17-08-2006, 20:02
Well, in the summer there's a lot of blackflies.

In the winter though, it's sterile unless you support the theory that poutine is omnipresent during the NHL season.


poutine?
Super-power
17-08-2006, 20:40
poutine?
Poutine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poutine). Hope you have the stomach for fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.
SHAOLIN9
17-08-2006, 21:03
Well, I'm a pest controller in London.

Basically it sums up eating establishments in cities. Majority of food places have or have had infestations at some point. I'm told flour consists of about 30% insects.

Sounds like I could get a job working abroad!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!! :D

World Health Organization did a study on cockroaches and identified them as being able to carry/transmit 40 different pathogens including All food poisonings, polio, dissentry, typhoid and many others. The list was horrendous. Believe me, ignorance IS bliss :p