Human skin laptop bag
Slaughterhouse five
17-08-2006, 15:49
what the hell.....
anyone else find this weird (http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/human-skin-laptop-bags)
it is synthetic, but i still find it wierd
Hydesland
17-08-2006, 15:54
Thats sick.
Lunatic Goofballs
17-08-2006, 15:57
Wow!
How do they test their realism?
ANd do they offer something in a nice Samoan?
The Beautiful Darkness
17-08-2006, 15:58
o_O Who would want one of those?
Not the nicest of bags ever, why not cow-skin? Thats much nicer :p
Whereyouthinkyougoing
17-08-2006, 15:59
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again....
*shudder*
Although that human skin sweater thing is *way* more disturbing.
o_O Who would want one of those?
err Goofballs looks interested...
Drunk commies deleted
17-08-2006, 16:01
Meh, that's not weird. In New Jersey the skin of a convicted criminal who was hanged was once used to bind a book and make a wallet. http://www.weirdnj.com/stories/_local02.asp
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 16:03
didnt we learn from nazis that using human skin for household items is wrong?
Katganistan
17-08-2006, 16:06
Frighteningly enough, Carnivorous Lickers, you expressed exactly what I was thinking.
How revolting.
Couldn't they make better use of synthetic human skin -- like on burn patients? ;)
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 16:07
Meh, that's not weird. In New Jersey the skin of a convicted criminal who was hanged was once used to bind a book and make a wallet. http://www.weirdnj.com/stories/_local02.asp
HA! "Shriveled change purse.." I wonder what they used to make that !?!
:D
Lunatic Goofballs
17-08-2006, 16:07
err Goofballs looks interested...
It would certainly elicit conversation. :)
Lunatic Goofballs
17-08-2006, 16:09
HA! "Shriveled change purse.." I wonder what they used to make that !?!
:D
*shifts uncomfortably* I'd rather not think about it.
HA! "Shriveled change purse.." I wonder what they used to make that !?!
:D
LOL :/
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 16:11
Frighteningly enough, Carnivorous Lickers, you expressed exactly what I was thinking.
How revolting.
Couldn't they make better use of synthetic human skin -- like on burn patients? ;)
Revolting to people with healthy minds. There will be a number of defects walking around with this crap.
I wonder if human rights groups will slash or spray paint the products?
Iztatepopotla
17-08-2006, 16:12
Bah! Synthetic human skin. The real stuff is better and it's not like humans are becoming extinct.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 16:12
*shifts uncomfortably* I'd rather not think about it.
Heh...while you're shifting, consider what they'll use for buttonholes on the shirts.
try not to laugh.
Iztatepopotla
17-08-2006, 16:14
didnt we learn from nazis that using human skin for household items is wrong?
Actually what's really wrong is using people as cattle. Now, if someone wants to sell his/her skin, bones, teeth, etc. to make decorative items with after dead, I don't see anything wrong with that.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 16:24
Actually what's really wrong is using people as cattle. Now, if someone wants to sell his/her skin, bones, teeth, etc. to make decorative items with after dead, I don't see anything wrong with that.
*considers the logistics of opening a human dairy farm*
I have a stool, a pail and a vision...
It would certainly elicit conversation. :)
you never know, some employers may have some problem with "the bag"
The Mindset
17-08-2006, 16:27
I want a suit made from human skin.
Iztatepopotla
17-08-2006, 16:30
*considers the logistics of opening a human dairy farm*
I have a stool, a pail and a vision...
Are you going to be milking humans?
Katganistan
17-08-2006, 16:36
I want a suit made from human skin.
So lucky for you you have one! Untanned, of course.... unless you spend time lying out or in a tanning bed....
Cluichstan
17-08-2006, 16:37
So lucky for you you have one! Untanned, of course.... unless you spend time lying out or in a tanning bed....
Damn. Beat me to it. :p
Slaughterhouse five
17-08-2006, 17:16
So lucky for you you have one! Untanned, of course.... unless you spend time lying out or in a tanning bed....
mine came defected though, it has a few holes in it. and it started to get hairry when i got puberty
The Mindset
17-08-2006, 17:19
So lucky for you you have one! Untanned, of course.... unless you spend time lying out or in a tanning bed....
Naturally, I meant someone else's skin. :D
Politeia utopia
17-08-2006, 17:20
*considers the logistics of opening a human dairy farm*
I have a stool, a pail and a vision...
As I alway say we need to have Human cheese :p
mine came defected though, it has a few holes in it. and it started to get hairry when i got puberty
a siple wax treatment will deal with that
Katganistan
17-08-2006, 17:52
mine came defected though, it has a few holes in it. and it started to get hairry when i got puberty
I'm sure you can find a plastic surgeon to close them up -- however, not being able to eat, breathe, see, hear, urinate and defecate will substantially shorten your lifespan.
One word: NAIR. ;)
Skaladora
17-08-2006, 17:54
I'm sure you can find a plastic surgeon to close them up -- however, not being able to eat, breathe, see, hear, urinate and defecate will substantially shorten your lifespan.
One word: NAIR. ;)
Nah. Better go for electrolysis or laser. At least those are permanent.
Katganistan
17-08-2006, 18:08
Only if you get a good tech. I saw a woman on the news who'd been horribly burned with a laser treatment.
http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=health&id=4224112
http://insider.tv.yahoo.com/celeb/4432/
Even the electrolysis needs a few treatments, or so I understand anyhow.
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 18:44
As I alway say we need to have Human cheese :p
I know for a fact there are already people walking around with a fair share of Fromunda cheese on them.
My nose doesnt lie.
The Mindset
17-08-2006, 18:44
Even the electrolysis needs a few treatments, or so I understand anyhow.
Electrolysis is also incredibly painful, so I've heard.