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http://www.maxbarry.com/images/superman-fullpage.jpg

Notice what Clark is reading in the middle section. Lollololollololllool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool!

Now you know that book is super :D get it.... get it hahaha...

*silence*

That freakin' rocks! :cool:

yippee

Cool!

Mmmm, now I wonder if there's a copy of Jennifer Government in every episode of Seinfeld.

Hehe, a shoutout. Cool.

Cool!

Mmmm, now I wonder if there's a copy of Jennifer Government in every episode of Seinfeld.

*thwap*

Hehe, a shoutout. Cool.

You know far too much English slang. :p

You know far too much English slang. :p Honey, there are times every once in a while when I practically live at TWoP (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/), so I know everything about shoutouts.:p

Honey, there are times every once in a while when I practically live at TWoP (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/), so I know everything about shoutouts.:p

You have my sympathy. :p

But you called me honey. *swoon*

Now the question is does Clark's nation on NS (becuase it simply follows that he has one) have a alternate/secret identity?

I imagine, being Superman and in a way the ultimate godmodder his nation is a bit of a godmodding nation. "Pfff...my soldiers can't be brought down by bullets...I mean, they have special armor...dammit Kal-el, remember that you're supposed to be one of these fleshy bruise bags..."

Now the question is does Clark's nation on NS (becuase it simply follows that he has one) have a alternate/secret identity?

I imagine, being Superman and in a way the ultimate godmodder his nation is a bit of a godmodding nation. "Pfff...my soldiers can't be brought down by bullets...I mean, they have special armor...dammit Kal-el, remember that you're supposed to be one of these fleshy bruise bags..."

LMFAO!

You have my sympathy. :p

But you called me honey. *swoon*
Ah, that tells me you know nothing about that site besides clicking on the link just now. Pity the fool. :p

Oh, and when I call someone honey like that? It's sarcasm. :p *pats* ;)

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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :o

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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :o
Erm... yes? <.<

superman is able to read a book in a matter of seconds,


why is it taking him so long to read jennifer government?

really he must just be staring at the page for awhile, or maybe he is using x ray vision through the book to check out the girl a couple of rows down.

Ah, that tells me you know nothing about that site besides clicking on the link just now. Pity the fool. :p

Oh, and when I call someone honey like that? It's sarcasm. :p *pats* ;)

You quote Mr. T, too? *swoon*

And I like the pats. :D

superman is able to read a book in a matter of seconds,


why is it taking him so long to read jennifer government?

really he must just be staring at the page for awhile, or maybe he is using x ray vision through the book to check out the girl a couple of rows down.

It's just that damn good. :)

superman is able to read a book in a matter of seconds,


why is it taking him so long to read jennifer government?

really he must just be staring at the page for awhile, or maybe he is using x ray vision through the book to check out the girl a couple of rows down.

Because it's Clark Kent, not superman. Keeping up appearances, see.



Also, the pic at the top is linked directly from his blog if anyone actually cares about stealing bandwith. http://www.maxbarry.com/2006/05/news.html is where you can find his comments on it, and signed copy of the comic.

You quote Mr. T, too? *swoon*
OMG, how many coolness points do I lose when I admit that I had *no* idea that wasn't just any old expression but actually stems from Mr. T? >.<

Don't answer that. Let me just do this myself, the Potarian way.



*gunshot*

superman is able to read a book in a matter of seconds,


why is it taking him so long to read jennifer government?

really he must just be staring at the page for awhile, or maybe he is using x ray vision through the book to check out the girl a couple of rows down.
Can't very well read at super speed in the middle of a monster truck rally with friends near him, now does he?

His cover would be blown. Everybody would finally look past the glasses.

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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :o

Max Barry has a blog :eek:

OMG, how many coolness points do I lose when I admit that I had *no* idea that wasn't just any old expression but actually stems from Mr. T? >.<

Don't answer that. Let me just do this myself, the Potarian way.



*gunshot*
"I pity the fool who thinks Mr. T just says 'I pity the fool!'"

The funniest thing he's ever said.


Actually, that's not even remotely true, but it made me laugh.

How is that relivant here? Look, over there-behind you! exit, stage left

"I pity the fool who thinks Mr. T just says 'I pity the fool!'"

The funniest thing he's ever said.

Actually, no. This is way funnier (http://www.pauldavidson.net/2005/11/02/mr-t-likes-the-double-shot-espresso/). (just found that when actually googling "pity the fool" :rolleyes: :p ).

(Unless of course that's what you meant and you were just too stoned (or not) to remember it correctly.)

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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :oNo, I read it too. I even get the newsletter.

Actually, no. This is way funnier (http://www.pauldavidson.net/2005/11/02/mr-t-likes-the-double-shot-espresso/). (just found that when actually googling "pity the fool" :rolleyes: :p ).

(Unless of course that's what you meant and you were just too stoned (or not) to remember it correctly.)
Nah, I was thinking of a clip I saw in a montage once, but that was pretty cool. And stoned only effects short term memory. And I still haven't found my lighter.

superman is able to read a book in a matter of seconds,


why is it taking him so long to read jennifer government?

really he must just be staring at the page for awhile, or maybe he is using x ray vision through the book to check out the girl a couple of rows down.

There is a difference between skimming for information and actually sitting down and enjoying a book.

OMG, how many coolness points do I lose when I admit that I had *no* idea that wasn't just any old expression but actually stems from Mr. T? >.<

Don't answer that. Let me just do this myself, the Potarian way.



*gunshot*

Even when we butt heads over something, you never lose cool points with me. :)

There is a difference between skimming for information and actually sitting down and enjoying a book.

LIES

all Lies.

books cant be enjoyable, they are for work and working only.

there is no leisure reading

:D

LIES

all Lies.

books cant be enjoyable, they are for work and working only.

there is no leisure reading

:D

This from someone who's got a Vonnegut novel as his/her nation name... :p

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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :o

No I knew it too.

Now the question is does Clark's nation on NS (becuase it simply follows that he has one) have a alternate/secret identity?
Yep
According to the IP pattern ... there's a STRONG possibility that Clark is actually
Conscience and Truth
The UN abassadorship
Corneliu
and a nominal probability of
The Red Arrow

Notice what Clark is reading in the middle section. Lollololollololllool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sweet! :)

I wonder if Supe's found it as mediocre as I did?

*gets DEAT'ed*

Yep
According to the IP pattern ... there's a STRONG possibility that Clark is actually
Conscience and Truth
The UN abassadorship
Corneliu
and a nominal probability of
The Red Arrow


Indeed. He certainly isn't Refused Party Program.

<_<

>_>

Hurrah for NS!

Indeed. He certainly isn't Refused Party Program.

<_<

>_>


Refused Party Program doesn't exist.

Mumble stuff
Cool
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That was on Max Barry's blog months ago.



Or am I the only one who reads it :o
Well, yeah mostly, you talk to him too, no?
Refused Party Program doesn't exist.
In Soviet Russia he does!