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Ah, the trailer (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/e306/super-smash-bros-brawl-e306-trailer-173080.php)! Okay, maybe you already saw the trailer, maybe you already knew it was coming. BUT LET'S DISCUSS! LONG LIVE SUPER SMASH BROS.!

Show Me Yer Moves.

Can't wait to play as Solid Snake in SSBB. The Cardboard Box better be an item in the game :D

Am I the only person who hated Melee?

Am I the only person who hated Melee?
Blasphemy!! :eek:
Perhaps you could elaborate?

I was surprised to see that the artists didn't give Samus supermonstrousmegaboobs. They actually look proportionate.

On the note of the game itself... I can't wait for it. I loved Meele, and this looks like it'll totally blow it out of the water.

Blasphemy!! :eek:
Perhaps you could elaborate?
I don't know, I like a lot of fighting games ('specially MK), but when I play Melee, it's like you have to memorize every move in the book. The basic moves are weak as hell, and the hit system is really weird, if I remember it right...

Maybe I just don't like it 'cause I suck at it.

Blasphemy!! :eek:
Perhaps you could elaborate?
Too many repetitive characters...Gamecube controller..... are my main reasons for hating the game. Loved the original though.

Too many repetitive characters...Gamecube controller..... are my main reasons for hating the game. Loved the original though.
Oh yeah, that was another reason: I didn't like the Gamecube controller... I don't really like the Xbox one either. They're just too complex, the PS2 controller is simplistic and easy to use.

I don't know, I like a lot of fighting games ('specially MK), but when I play Melee, it's like you have to memorize every move in the book. The basic moves are weak as hell, and the hit system is really weird, if I remember it right...

Maybe I just don't like it 'cause I suck at it.

Well, I always found it fairly intuitive (you just push the joystick in various directions to get the stronger attacks), but it's the only fighting game I own, so I sort of cut my teeth on it, so to speak.

Well, I always found it fairly intuitive (you just push the joystick in various directions to get the stronger attacks), but it's the only fighting game I own, so I sort of cut my teeth on it, so to speak.

The only one you own? Well, I suppose that's okay, seeing how good it is and all. But you should check out Soul Calibur II (unless you have a PS2, then check out Soul Calibur III), if you're looking to expand your horizons.

But I really don't know why people complain about the Gamecube's controller. My hands are huge, and it fits just fine. It's ergonomic and easy to use, and I love the sensitivity of the analogue stick.

I was surprised to see that the artists didn't give Samus supermonstrousmegaboobs. They actually look proportionate.

On the note of the game itself... I can't wait for it. I loved Meele, and this looks like it'll totally blow it out of the water.

Why would they give Samus supermonsterousmegaboobs?

This is for a Nintendo system not Playstation or X-Box :p

Old news, but still going to be completely awesome.

I might end up buying the Wii for this, as well as the inevitable Mario Kart game that will come out for it.

The only one you own? Well, I suppose that's okay, seeing how good it is and all. But you should check out Soul Calibur II (unless you have a PS2, then check out Soul Calibur III), if you're looking to expand your horizons.
That's pretty much the only other fighting game I don't like...
Check out Tekken, and Mortal Kombat!

But I really don't know why people complain about the Gamecube's controller. My hands are huge, and it fits just fine. It's ergonomic and easy to use, and I love the sensitivity of the analogue stick.
I just don't like how the buttons are laid out. I grew up playing NES, so I expect some simplicity in my controllers... the PS2 controller is just right for me...

I was surprised to see that the artists didn't give Samus supermonstrousmegaboobs. They actually look proportionate.
What? I think you spend just a little bit too much time looking at internet pr0n and not enough out in the real world.

Anyway, Metaknight ftw!

Why would they give Samus supermonsterousmegaboobs?

This is for a Nintendo system not Playstation or X-Box :p

1: Well, it's kind of a tradition to give female characters monstrous "features". I was just surprised to see that the new design, sans power suit, was in proportion.

2: Yeah, I know that. But still!

I recall that a lot of people were making jokes about Samus's whip, which apparently is 'kinky'.

The only one you own? Well, I suppose that's okay, seeing how good it is and all. But you should check out Soul Calibur II (unless you have a PS2, then check out Soul Calibur III), if you're looking to expand your horizons.

Well, my boyfriend has a PS2... maybe I should buy it for 'him' as a 'gift'...

But I really don't know why people complain about the Gamecube's controller. My hands are huge, and it fits just fine. It's ergonomic and easy to use, and I love the sensitivity of the analogue stick.

I can't understand it either - not only does it fit my (sigh, oversized) hands perfectly, but it was such a smooth transition from the N64 controller... I didn't even notice the differences between them going from N64 to GC - I only noticed how bulky the '64 one feels when I started going back to play '64 games

Well, my boyfriend has a PS2... maybe I should buy it for 'him' as a 'gift'...



I can't understand it either - not only does it fit my (sigh, oversized) hands perfectly, but it was such a smooth transition from the N64 controller... I didn't even notice the differences between them going from N64 to GC - I only noticed how bulky the '64 one feels when I started going back to play '64 games

1: 'Him'? :p

2: Honestly, the Gamecube controller fits better in my hands than the PS2 controller, and it feels better. The only bonus the PS2 controller has is a few extra buttons.

Okay, people. You want a crappy controller? Get a Dreamcast.

1: Well, it's kind of a tradition to give female characters monstrous "features". I was just surprised to see that the new design, sans power suit, was in proportion.
Yeah, maybe post breast augmentation.

Yeah, maybe post breast augmentation.
They are ridiculously perky for breasts that size...

They are ridiculously perky for breasts that size...

True as that may be, but they're still of realistic size.

True as that may be, but they're still of realistic size.
Define "realistic". The largest natural breasts are something like I-72...

Define "realistic". The largest natural breasts are something like I-72...

All I'm saying is they look proportionate... In comparison to other female game characters.

They are ridiculously perky for breasts that size...
Exactly.
Now, on to important matters:
Fucking METAKNIGHT!!

All I'm saying is they look proportionate... In comparison to other female game characters.
...Like who?

Exactly.
Now, on to important matters:
Fucking METAKNIGHT!!
Correction:
FUCK Metaknight!!!

...Like who?

Bloodrayne. The female characters of Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, and Dead or Alive.

Need more? :p

Correction:
FUCK Metaknight!!!

Not cool, man. Not cool.

how about the practically naked Taki from SC II?

Correction:
FUCK Metaknight!!!
Metaknight could pwn you.

Bloodrayne. The female characters of Soul Calibur, Mortal Kombat, and Dead or Alive.

Need more? :p
Bloodrayne's boobies aren't that big, and neither are the MK girls... and they ARE realistically proportioned, unlike Samus's ridiculously perky breasts...

Metaknight could pwn you.
Hey, Metaknight, pwn this! *unzips pants*

Bloodrayne's boobies aren't that big, and neither are the MK girls... and they ARE realistically proportioned, unlike Samus's ridiculously perky breasts...
It’s still a fetish. Just not the same one.

Bloodrayne's boobies aren't that big, and neither are the MK girls... and they ARE realistically proportioned, unlike Samus's ridiculously perky breasts...

Talking size here, not perkiness...

Hey, Metaknight, pwn this! *unzips pants*
Dude, are you sure that's wise? He's got a sword.

Talking size here, not perkiness...
Before you were talking proportion, which is a combination of size and position. The c-cups of the MK girls and Bloodrayne are far more realistic than the orbital boobies of this new Samus.

Dude, are you sure that's wise? He's got a sword.
Yeah, I've got a sword of my own! *what LNI does next is censored. And enormous.*

Well that was...confusing.

Correction:
FUCK Metaknight!!!

agreed

Yeah, I've got a sword of my own! *what LNI does next is censored. And enormous.*
Yeah... Metaknight's gonna let this one go.

Yeah... Metaknight's gonna let this one go.
He's got bigger things to worry about...like PIT!!:D Who is finally seeing another game since his NES days.

Hey, Metaknight, pwn this! *unzips pants*

That looks awfully small for a middle finger...

That looks awfully small for a middle finger...
Do I know you?

Do I know you?

You could, but you don't have to.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/060520.jpg
I believe this is appropriate to this thread.

Also, my character will be Solid Snake. No question. Perma-Snake. I'm sorry Ness...but I have to.

SSBB was probably my favorite surprise from last E3. I've spent gods know how many hours on SSBM, I really hope the Wii version is at least as much fun.

Ah, the trailer (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/e306/super-smash-bros-brawl-e306-trailer-173080.php)! Okay, maybe you already saw the trailer, maybe you already knew it was coming. BUT LET'S DISCUSS! LONG LIVE SUPER SMASH BROS.!

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okay. i need 5 minutes to go clean up now....

Ah, the trailer (http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/e306/super-smash-bros-brawl-e306-trailer-173080.php)! Okay, maybe you already saw the trailer, maybe you already knew it was coming. BUT LET'S DISCUSS! LONG LIVE SUPER SMASH BROS.!


this is for the revolution correct?

Also, my character will be Solid Snake. No question. Perma-Snake. I'm sorry Ness...but I have to.
Hells yea. Snake is gonna own. Now if only Cyborg Ninja would appear or something :D

Hells yea. Snake is gonna own. Now if only Cyborg Ninja would appear or something :D


low g man needs to be in SSB