NationStates Jolt Archive

Commentary: I swear I can't breath...this stuff is funny.:D I punched in Random stuff, got some funny ones. It's a random generator, AFAICT. Pretty accurate though, it looks like the guy is pulling stuff from DU and inputting it into the bot as material to use for responses.


It's just like talking to one. Literally.

Bush

Your HERO Bush scares me!!! Bush wants Iran for the oil. (If only there were oil in Cuba!) What about public transportation. What about pollutant-free air and equal rights for the 49,961 insurgent prisoners who are engulfed every day by our Liar-in-Chief!? As a vegan minority, honestly I am screaming!


terrorists

Terrorists!!? I believe, Chimpy McBu$$$Hitler wants Oakland for the oil!! U.S. get out of Quebec? The pharmaceutical industry can hypnotize puppies in Sri Lanka, all in the name of "holy matrimony"?

war on terror

"War on Terror"!!!? Evidently, it's like 1944 all over again. Say no to intolerance? Say no to our GOVERNMENT of the conservatives, by the NASCAR dads, and for the Skull and Bones Society!!!

And our favorite Pro-Hezzbolah poster, Ocean drive...

What makes you say oceandrive!? Chimpy MCBU$$$Hitler wants Afghanistan for the oil!!! Jerk!!

Nationstates

On the topic of "NATIONSTATES": Snarl? I reject theft and hate!!!!

:D

Oh, and the LINK!

http://blog.gleeson.us/avm/avm_live_chat

Commentary: I swear I can't breath...this stuff is funny.:D I punched in Random stuff, got some funny ones. It's a random generator, AFAICT. Pretty accurate though, it looks like the guy is pulling stuff from DU and inputting it into the bot as material to use for responses.


It's just like talking to one. Literally.

Bush

Your HERO Bush scares me!!! Bush wants Iran for the oil. (If only there were oil in Cuba!) What about public transportation. What about pollutant-free air and equal rights for the 49,961 insurgent prisoners who are engulfed every day by our Liar-in-Chief!? As a vegan minority, honestly I am screaming!


terrorists

Terrorists!!? I believe, Chimpy McBu$$$Hitler wants Oakland for the oil!! U.S. get out of Quebec? The pharmaceutical industry can hypnotize puppies in Sri Lanka, all in the name of "holy matrimony"?

war on terror

"War on Terror"!!!? Evidently, it's like 1944 all over again. Say no to intolerance? Say no to our GOVERNMENT of the conservatives, by the NASCAR dads, and for the Skull and Bones Society!!!

And our favorite Pro-Hezzbolah poster, Ocean drive...

What makes you say oceandrive!? Chimpy MCBU$$$Hitler wants Afghanistan for the oil!!! Jerk!!

Nationstates

On the topic of "NATIONSTATES": Snarl? I reject theft and hate!!!!

:D

Oh, and the LINK!

http://blog.gleeson.us/avm/avm_live_chat

...:confused:

That's "funny"? :confused:

That's "funny"? :confused:
No, it isn't. Well, maybe it's funny to anti-intellectuals...

Hey, DM, do you like Blue Collar Comedy Tour?

How severely retarded were you again? I mean, really!

Speaking of CAULIFLOWER!!! Rush Limbaugh is a tool of the Federalist Society!!!! Down with religion!!!!

...Well, it's a step up from DMs' standard fare - which, I know... isn't saying much, but hey - ! At this rate he might have something interesting on hand before the 2008 elections...

Election? The Coast Guard can neglect tens of millions of homosexual dissident lesbians, all in the name of "free ENTERPRISE"? Say no to torture and evil!!!! Say no to our government of the Christians, by the dittoheads, and for the House of Representatives!!

...Well, it's a step up from DMs' standard fare - which, I know... isn't saying much, but hey - ! At this rate he might have something interesting on hand before the 2008 elections...

This time there was at least a passage that feigned at being a rudimentary comment all of his own, not that it negated the "nobody cares" value...

...Well, it's a step up from DMs' standard fare - which, I know... isn't saying much, but hey - ! At this rate he might have something interesting on hand before the 2008 elections...
Wishful thinking...

If only it was as interesting as its name...

This time there was at least a passage that feigned at being a rudimentary comment all of his own, not that it negated the "nobody cares" value...

I care deeply. I also think that it is a hilarious satire of posts just like those I can and do read here every day. The fact that I keep reading them is a point against me... but still hilarious

I care deeply. I also think that it is a hilarious satire of posts just like those I can and do read here every day. The fact that I keep reading them is a point against me... but still hilarious
Correction: several NBA games' worth of points.

"Vegetarians"??!?! tree hugging liberal terrorist sympathizers are trying to give all the poor welfare moochers free money paid for by the top 1% of our countries business owners and that just isnt fair. liberal moonbats want to kill and eat our babies. Hollywood is run by jews that want to push the gay agenda on the whole country.

I feel like my brain has been re-wired and all I'm seeing are random words from the English language strung together.

*smacks head...hard*

Anyone else?

I wish I was so easily amused.

I wish I was so easily amused.
Pffft. No you don't.

I feel like my brain has been re-wired and all I'm seeing are random words from the English language strung together.

*smacks head...hard*

Anyone else?
random + politics = bzzzt. clickclick. beeep.
+1
*head asplodes*

I wish I was so easily amused.


Amused, indeed!!!! Chimpy McBu$Hitler caused hurricane Katrina by cursing the dwarfs in NAGASAKI! Meat-eaters!!!! Kenneth Lay!!!!? Pat Buchanan!!!? I can't tell one prisoner-of-war-short-sheeting, Nazi bootlicker for corporate polluters from the other? (TONY Blair either, as I've said before!)

Pffft. No you don't.
You're right.

ummm k.... I'll give you an A for effort.