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## Patriot-Act & Homeland-Security Super-Heroes save the day.. again.

OcceanDrive
17-08-2006, 00:17
just after saving US from the deadly Michigan Cell Phone Terrorist ring.

..our All-American Super-Heroes used their powerful their Muscles again.. this time to save us form a dangerous vaseline+Screw-driver Al-Qaeda terrorist.

08.16.2006, 11:02 AM

Fighter jets escorted a diverted London-to-Washington, D.C., flight to Boston's Logan airport Wednesday after a distraught passenger pulled out a screw driver, matches, Vaseline and a note referencing al-Qaida, an airport spokesman said.

United Flight 923 landed safely, Logan airport spokesman Phil Orlandella said.

Soures AP/Forbes
http://www.forbes.com/infoimaging/feeds/ap/2006/08/16/ap2953732.html

Pheww.. that was close.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 00:22
Good news is...

Had nothing to do with terrorism whatsoever. All we had was a claustraphobic passenger.
OcceanDrive
17-08-2006, 00:28
http://www.mables.com/halloween/products/super-hero-costume.jpg
Hydesland
17-08-2006, 00:31
Good news is...

Had nothing to do with terrorism whatsoever. All we had was a claustraphobic passenger.

What about the note?
RockTheCasbah
17-08-2006, 00:33
just after saving US from the deadly Michigan Cell Phone Terrorist..

..our All-American Super-Heroes used their powerful their Muscles again.. this time to save us form a dangerous vaseline+Scredrivet totting terrorist.

08.16.2006, 11:02 AM

Fighter jets escorted a diverted London-to-Washington, D.C., flight to Boston's Logan airport Wednesday after a distraught passenger pulled out a screw driver, matches, Vaseline and a note referencing al-Qaida, an airport spokesman said.

United Flight 923 landed safely, Logan airport spokesman Phil Orlandella said.

Soures AP/Forbes
http://www.forbes.com/infoimaging/feeds/ap/2006/08/16/ap2953732.html

Pheww.. that was close.
That alone would scare the jeebuz out of me.
Montacanos
17-08-2006, 00:33
What about the note?

Good question...? What was the note about/ whats it got to do with Clausy.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 00:37
What about the note?

Turned out to be false.
Sane Outcasts
17-08-2006, 00:38
Good question...? What was the note about/ whats it got to do with Clausy.
You know any faster way to get yourself off a plane than claiming to be part of Al-Qaeda? I bet she was moved out of there so fast her feet didn't touch the ground.

Edited for gender.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-08-2006, 00:39
What about the note?


old article - she actually had none of those things. lol

it wasnt for suspicious activity either - it was because a disgruntled clausterphobic woman got in a yelling match with someone else.

EDIT TO ADD LINK: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14375133/

it's funny/sad how easily people are led to believe stupid shit because of paranoia.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 00:41
You know any faster way to get yourself off a plane than claiming to be part of Al-Qaeda? I bet he was moved out of there so fast his feet didn't touch the ground.

Actually it was a she.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/TRAVEL/08/16/flight.diverted.ap/index.html
OcceanDrive
17-08-2006, 00:47
she actually had none of those things.but.. but.. but
this was on every US paper(sites).. AP, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS.. When I hear all these big media corporations say at the same time "he has Vaseline+Screw Driver+ Arabic-notes+ Al-Qaueda.." I asume it gotta be real.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 00:50
but.. but.. but
this was on every US paper.. AP, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS.. When I hear all these big media corporations say at the same time "he has Vaseline+Screw Driver+ Arabic-notes+ Al-Qaueda.." I asume it gotta be real.

That is what was reported but then, when news first breaks, you report with what is given at the moment. Turned out she had none of those things. Therefor, all we have here is a claustraphobic passenger.

BTW: This had nothing to do with the Patriot Act. :rolleyes:
Wilgrove
17-08-2006, 00:54
I thought she had a panic attack. I guess clausaphobic would bring on panic attacks.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-08-2006, 00:56
but.. but.. but
this was on every US paper.. AP, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS.. When I hear all these big media corporations say at the same time "he has Vaseline+Screw Driver+ Arabic-notes+ Al-Qaueda.." I asume it gotta be real.

well thats what the papers were told - it was quickly retracted when not a single person could substantiate it - I wish we knew who said that in the first place - just to ridicule them
Kecibukia
17-08-2006, 00:57
BTW: This had nothing to do with the Patriot Act. :rolleyes:

BDS does not require actual connections to anything to inspire it.
DesignatedMarksman
17-08-2006, 00:59
old article - she actually had none of those things. lol

it wasnt for suspicious activity either - it was because a disgruntled clausterphobic woman got in a yelling match with someone else.

EDIT TO ADD LINK: http://www.swissminigun.com/img/rev_jeans.jpg

it's funny/sad how easily people are led to believe stupid shit because of paranoia.

Should have forcibly restrained her and continued the flight.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 01:00
BDS does not require actual connections to anything to inspire it.

BDS? :confused:
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 01:01
Should have forcibly restrained her and continued the flight.

Sorry but the Pilot followed Standard Operating Procedure.
Sumamba Buwhan
17-08-2006, 01:05
Should have forcibly restrained her and continued the flight.

because she raised her voice?
The SR
17-08-2006, 01:25
are we now going to see flights redirected and air force jets scrambled every time a bad flyer has a panic attack or gets irate with a stewardess?

pathetic stuff from the airline and even more pathetic stuff from the networks that ran the terror angle incorrectly.
Kecibukia
17-08-2006, 02:37
BDS? :confused:

Bush Derangement Syndrome
New Domici
17-08-2006, 03:31
but.. but.. but
this was on every US paper.. AP, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS.. When I hear all these big media corporations say at the same time "he has Vaseline+Screw Driver+ Arabic-notes+ Al-Qaueda.." I asume it gotta be real.

My goodness. It's almost like we can't expect to get a reliable picture of the world from our corporate media. This is disheartening.
Wilgrove
17-08-2006, 03:51
So I guess no one cares that the airline crew thought that they better play it safe and land the plane so that the situation won't turn into an ugly one? You know better safe than sorry?
Sel Appa
17-08-2006, 03:54
erm...no...the guy was just causing trouble and prolly had no connection to AQ.
BAAWAKnights
17-08-2006, 03:57
Maybe she thought she was MacGyver....
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 03:58
erm...no...the guy was just causing trouble and prolly had no connection to AQ.

For another time in this thread, it was a lady and not a man.
OcceanDrive
17-08-2006, 08:26
For another time in this thread, it was a lady and not a man.Like many of US.. he learned this form a big TV News-Network.. and just like many of US.. he was under the impression it was a Man.

The Networks "forgot" to tell us it was an Old Lady.
Alleghany County
17-08-2006, 15:15
Like many of US.. he learned this form a big TV News-Network.. and just like many of US.. he was under the impression it was a Man.

The Networks "forgot" to tell us it was an Old Lady.

The networks did not know if it was a man or a lady. That was why they constently said a passenger.
Eris Rising
17-08-2006, 16:33
but.. but.. but
this was on every US paper(sites).. AP, CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS.. When I hear all these big media corporations say at the same time "he has Vaseline+Screw Driver+ Arabic-notes+ Al-Qaueda.." I asume it gotta be real.


Why?
The SR
17-08-2006, 17:16
So I guess no one cares that the airline crew thought that they better play it safe and land the plane so that the situation won't turn into an ugly one? You know better safe than sorry?

fair enough, but scrambling the airforce and detaining all the passengers for 36 hours is just a tad ott
The Lone Alliance
17-08-2006, 17:54
Update (http://home.bellsouth.net/s/editorial.dll?pnum=1&bfromind=2214&eeid=5016412&_sitecat=1522&dcatid=0&eetype=article&render=y&ac=3&ck=&ch=ne&rg=blsadstrgt)
It seems this woman was just completely ****ed in the head.
OcceanDrive
18-08-2006, 01:14
The networks did not know if it was a man or a lady. That was why they constently said a passenger.someone in autority though it was a good idea to speak to the press about "vaseline+screwDriver+Al-Quaeda" but Forgot to mention that it was an old lady.
Alleghany County
18-08-2006, 16:09
someone in autority though it was a good idea to speak to the press about "vaseline+screwDriver+Al-Quaeda" but Forgot to mention that it was an old lady.

Authorities do not get everything right. I could point to the Sago mine disaster for that one.