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I cannot wait to hear his campaign speeches.

Drunk commies deleted
16-08-2006, 19:39
Doug Stanhope is running for president. For those who don't know, Stanhope is a comedian who's act includes jokes about sex with retarded conjoined twins, drugs and angry libertarian social commentary. I can't wait to see whether or not his campaign speeches will be as filthy as his act.

http://www.myspace.com/stanhope08
Call to power
16-08-2006, 19:59
Doug Stanhope for Absolute monarch of the world
Ravea
16-08-2006, 20:03
"What do you call yourselves?"

"The Aristocrats!"
Teh_pantless_hero
16-08-2006, 20:06
"What do you call yourselves?"

"The Aristocrats!"
There was Martin Luther King Jr's "I have a dream.." speech.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy's "What you can do for your country" speech.
And then there was Doug Stanhope's "The Aristocrats"
Nermid
16-08-2006, 20:07
Sorry, my vote goes to Christopher Walken.

This nation needs more cowbell!
Kazus
16-08-2006, 20:26
I can't wait to see whether or not his campaign speeches will be as filthy as his act.

Depends on your perspective. I think most politicians' campaign speeches are filth.
Not bad
16-08-2006, 20:33
Pat Paulson for Prez!
Lunatic Goofballs
16-08-2006, 21:01
I'd vote for him. :)
Teh_pantless_hero
16-08-2006, 21:08
I'd vote for him. :)
I'd only vote for him if he did the Aristocrats joke for a campaign speech.
Ginnoria
16-08-2006, 21:09
I'd only vote for him if he did the Aristocrats joke for a campaign speech.
Imagine if he did it during a debate.
Teh_pantless_hero
16-08-2006, 21:10
Imagine if he did it during a debate.
Only if he did it like Sarah Silverman.