German man has a really crappy day
Drunk commies deleted
16-08-2006, 16:43
Some German dude withdraws 8000 Euros from the bank, and as he's walking down the street someone throws feces at him. Three "helpfull" people show up conveniently carrying paper towels and help remove the feces and the money from his clothing.
This has to be the most disgusting and creative robbery ever.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-08-15T201237Z_01_L14220534_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-ROBBERY.xml
Minoriteeburg
16-08-2006, 16:44
that gives me an idea.....
Dorstfeld
16-08-2006, 16:45
Doppelt angeschissen. :D
That's what we call a "Scheißtag".
(Who was it that said German humour has something excremental about it?)
Pfft 8000 euros, try £50million in one go, now thats a robbery
[NS]Eraclea
16-08-2006, 16:48
Pfft 8000 euros, try £50million in one go, now thats a robbery
He got pooed on though. That is a crappy day. :P
Carnivorous Lickers
16-08-2006, 16:49
Some German dude withdraws 8000 Euros from the bank, and as he's walking down the street someone throws feces at him. Three "helpfull" people show up conveniently carrying paper towels and help remove the feces and the money from his clothing.
This has to be the most disgusting and creative robbery ever.
http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2006-08-15T201237Z_01_L14220534_RTRUKOC_0_US-GERMANY-ROBBERY.xml
I hate to hear of someone victimized like that.
And anyway-"wiping" poo off of clothing with paper towels? How helpful.
Even if they werent robbing me, I would have told them to fuck off.
Dorstfeld
16-08-2006, 16:50
Eraclea']He got pooed on though. That is a crappy day. :P
(Phew...we're not the only ones.)
Lunatic Goofballs
16-08-2006, 16:52
*breaks the poo cannon out of storage* Time to go shopping. :)
any mugging involving poo is a guaranteed bad day for someone
Eraclea']He got pooed on though. That is a crappy day. :P
:eek: did i miss out on a pun :eek:
im a failure...
Call to power
16-08-2006, 17:30
well there is plenty of DNA evidence!
Wilgrove
16-08-2006, 17:31
You got to admit, that is a creative way to rob someone. I would give them an A+ for effort.
Mikesburg
16-08-2006, 17:42
Damn. You'd almost rather just have someone point a gun at you. At least you know what to expect, go through the routine, and move on. No, someone has to humiliate you at the same time. (Brilliant, by the way.)
LiberationFrequency
16-08-2006, 17:45
He kept 8,000 euros unsecured in his back pocket and wasn't he suspicious when 3 people came who just happened to be carrying paper towels? What a dumbass
Oh yeah, what a terrible crime and all that
Next on Fox: CPI Crime Poo Investigation
DesignatedMarksman
16-08-2006, 19:37
Next on Fox: CPI Crime Poo Investigation
:D
Cabra West
16-08-2006, 20:47
I can't help wondering how these people knew he was going to carry a shitload of money?
Drunk commies deleted
16-08-2006, 21:28
I can't help wondering how these people knew he was going to carry a shitload of money?
They probably had a person inside the bank watching who walked away with a nice big withdrawal.
Pepe Dominguez
16-08-2006, 21:38
(Who was it that said German humour has something excremental about it?)
I kinda did, yesterday...
From: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=11547258#post11547258
Japan is pretty funny.. legendary gameshows and odd parades and such.. robots... square watermelons.. etc.
Then again, if you saw a crowd gathered in the street and applauding an old man rolling around in an inflatable kiddie-pool filled with urine and feces, you'd know you were in Germany. Probably not Japan. So Germany gets runner-up.
Probably something in the water over there..