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Don't bite that dog!

Drunk commies deleted
16-08-2006, 16:18
It seems that hotdogs are carcinogenic. Certain brands of hot dog can be 240 times as carcinogenic as others, but the article doesn't tell us which brands are safest. It does, however, state that the presence of salmonella in the dog can increase it's cancer-causing power.

I think I'll just stick to cheeseburgers. Sure they can contain E. Coli, but at least they won't give you the ass cancer.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/space/20060814/sc_space/hotdogsmaycausegeneticmutations
Super-power
16-08-2006, 16:27
Thank God I stopped eating these years ago.
Minoriteeburg
16-08-2006, 16:27
Thank God I stopped eating these years ago.


same here.
Carnivorous Lickers
16-08-2006, 16:37
We might eat one or two hot dogs a year, if that. At a BBQ or a ballgame,where sometimes there is nothing else. My kids dont seem to miss them, which I'm happy for.
My friend's kids probably have hot dogs two or three times a week-they eat them as if they were chicken or steak.
[NS]Eraclea
16-08-2006, 16:41
We might eat one or two hot dogs a year, if that. At a BBQ or a ballgame,where sometimes there is nothing else. My kids dont seem to miss them, which I'm happy for.
My friend's kids probably have hot dogs two or three times a week-they eat them as if they were chicken or steak.

Eww... tell them what's IN a hotdog and I bet they'll stop. :)
Minoriteeburg
16-08-2006, 16:42
Eraclea']Eww... tell them what's IN a hotdog and I bet they'll stop. :)


that wont work in philadelphia, everyone eats scrapple there.

*shudders*
Carnivorous Lickers
16-08-2006, 16:53
Eraclea']Eww... tell them what's IN a hotdog and I bet they'll stop. :)

I've reminded them how vague "beef" or "pork" in the ingredients can be- Would you intentionally eat eyelids and forskins and assholes from a cow or pig?

I eat sausage, but I get it from a butcher who takes the meat/cheese/tomatoe and parsely and grinds it up with me standing there. I wouldnt buy it pre-made.

I dont think hot dogs are part of a healthy diet and I certainly wouldnt feed them to my kids on a regular basis.
Carnivorous Lickers
16-08-2006, 16:56
that wont work in philadelphia, everyone eats scrapple there.

*shudders*


I would have a hard time eating anything whose name contains "scrap" or even just "crap".

its like a test...
Jimusopolis
16-08-2006, 16:57
I find this thread offensive as I have cancer of the ass.

I'm still waiting for an ass transplant.


:p
Carnivorous Lickers
16-08-2006, 16:59
I find this thread offensive as I have cancer of the ass.

I'm still waiting for an ass transplant.


:p


While you wait for a donor ass, do you have to stay on an iron ass?
[NS]Eraclea
16-08-2006, 17:06
I've reminded them how vague "beef" or "pork" in the ingredients can be- Would you intentionally eat eyelids and forskins and assholes from a cow or pig?

I eat sausage, but I get it from a butcher who takes the meat/cheese/tomatoe and parsely and grinds it up with me standing there. I wouldnt buy it pre-made.

I dont think hot dogs are part of a healthy diet and I certainly wouldnt feed them to my kids on a regular basis.

Well I have it on my pizza and the sausage is good, its a lot better then Italian sausage which is put in the entrails of the organs. However it is a lot better then the heart, lung, liver, and other tissues. Hotdogs have lots of parasites and other disgusting matter in them.
Minoriteeburg
16-08-2006, 17:07
I would have a hard time eating anything whose name contains "scrap" or even just "crap".

its like a test...


its also grey.
Kothuwania
16-08-2006, 20:56
Sure they can contain E. Coli, but at least they won't give you the ass cancer.

That's a relief.
Khadgar
16-08-2006, 21:08
Eraclea']Well I have it on my pizza and the sausage is good, its a lot better then Italian sausage which is put in the entrails of the organs. However it is a lot better then the heart, lung, liver, and other tissues. Hotdogs have lots of parasites and other disgusting matter in them.

Eat a turkey hotdog, no parasites or entrails. Infact there aren't any organs. It's all just bone marrow and bone meal along with some meat they can't efficently trim off the bones.

I know what goes into hotdogs, it's not even remotely as disgusting as most people in this thread imply.
Drunk commies deleted
16-08-2006, 21:17
Eat a turkey hotdog, no parasites or entrails. Infact there aren't any organs. It's all just bone marrow and bone meal along with some meat they can't efficently trim off the bones.

I know what goes into hotdogs, it's not even remotely as disgusting as most people in this thread imply.
So it's not lips and assholes? Then what? Is it the scraps of BSE meat they scrape off of the spine and skull of the cow?
Carnivorous Lickers
17-08-2006, 05:01
So it's not lips and assholes? Then what? Is it the scraps of BSE meat they scrape off of the spine and skull of the cow?


There is no other obvious use for the cow's cock & balls, so you know they are in the hot dogs. Same goes for lips, snout, assholes, etc... Its all in there.


But-I'm sure they rinse them all off real good first. :p
[NS]Fergi America
17-08-2006, 05:57
There is no other obvious use for the cow's cock & balls, so you know they are in the hot dogs.Ew, private parts from trannie bovines! What's the food industry come to?

:p
Soviet Haaregrad
17-08-2006, 07:42
There is no other obvious use for the cow's cock & balls, so you know they are in the hot dogs.

Actually, they're called bullwinkles, it's a dog treat.

All the meat that goes into hotdogs is considered to be safe for human consumption, after all, after they're done making hotdogs they still have pet food and McDonalds and Taco Bell left. ;)
JiangGuo
17-08-2006, 08:11
"Soylent Green is people!"

Sorry, couldn't resist.
Svalbardania
17-08-2006, 08:32
Actually, they're called bullwinkles, it's a dog treat.

All the meat that goes into hotdogs is considered to be safe for human consumption, after all, after they're done making hotdogs they still have pet food and McDonalds and Taco Bell left. ;)

Pfft, theres no animal of any kind in Taco Bell food... well, except for the microscopic ones.