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Right now, I'm thinking "Mervin" and "Kevin."

Right now, I'm thinking "Mervin" and "Kevin."

I'm...I'm sorry. Your name is...Mervin?

I'm...I'm sorry. Your name is...Mervin?

... No. Why would I laugh at my own name? You phail at understanding this topic.

Otto!

Michiel, it's just ridiculous. Foreigners who don't speak Dutch have a hard time pronouncing it. :p

*guess what my name is* :rolleyes:

... No. Why would I laugh at my own name? You phail at understanding this topic.

*woooooooooooosh*

:rolleyes:

... No. Why would I laugh at my own name? You phail at understanding this topic.

You fail at getting a Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference.

You fail at getting a Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference.


Okay.............mervin.

You fail at getting a Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference.

D'oh! I actually had that movie in mind when I said "Mervin." But the reference was delivered too well. I took it as real... :rolleyes:

"I CAN SEE! *thwap* Nope, I was wrong."

what about Biggus Dickus

Jumping Wang for the win.

what about Biggus Dickus

"He has a wife, you know... do you know what her name is? Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks." :D

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/brian/inlines/12_guard.jpg

Engelbert Humperdink.

I heard of some Chinese guy who was actually named Fu King Kwok.
He changed his first name to Andy for obvious reasons.

Engelbert Humperdink.
Engelbert *Humperdinck

http://www.beatboxbetty.com/celebetty/ehumperdinck/ehumperdinck/images/EngelbertHir.jpg

found some hysterical ones here (http://www.funnyname.com/)


one from the page
http://www.funnyname.com/names/fuking.jpg

Heywood Jablome
Mike Rotch
Hue Jass

The simpsons WAS such a great cartoon.

Dick Trickle.

Heywood Jablome
Mike Rotch
Hue Jass

The simpsons WAS such a great cartoon.


dont forget amanda hugandkiss

Ben Dover
Phil McCrackin

Mike Hunt?
Long Duk Dong?

Ann Tarctica.

Yeah, not funny, really.

But the vice president of the US is named Dick. :p

Phuc Yu

I always thought that the names Pussy Galore and Plenty O'Toole were inherently funny and somewhat offensive.

My dad once dated a Breeda Rabbitte.

I heard of some Asian people called Hoo Flung Poo and Hu Flung Dung. Also soldiers called Private Parts, Corporal Punishment, Major Payne, Major Paynin D'Arse, Major Asshole, General E. Speaking, General Incompetence, and Rear Admiral Butts.

Check out this site (http://namehumor.com) for real funny names.

There is a lady who went to Georgia Tech whose name is Gay. When she got married, her last name changed to Love.

Now, her name is Gay Love. And there is a building named after her.

She begins speeches with, "Yes, my name is Gay Love. Get it all out now...."

Dick Kok (or Cock) would be a normal Dutch name.....

My mum once had a boss named Dick Pincock. And two of my great-grandfathers were named Engebert Knute Lund (okay, typical Norweigen) and Harry Johnson.

I once received a job application from a Mr Euan McKock. I found that rather amusing at the time, particularly since I tried to say it slowly by pronouncing each syllable.

There was also an Igor Fuksman.

I can't help but feel sorry for these people.

I had a friend named Fukruddin. It is from a muslim name Fakr-ud-deen meaning something nice I suppose. Poor chap.

Ooh and I also had a friend named Saddam Hussein. Really. No Kidding. I wonder what the officer at the port of entry said to him

"Welcome to the USA, Mr. Saddam Hussein" ....lol....:p :D

I remember there being a guy called 'Willy Stroker' on television. I wouldn't have noticed it if it had been William, so why the ridiculous nickname?

A girl my girlfriend know is named Olivia Nalen... if you say it in swedish its: Oliv i analen which basicly means: olive in the rectum:)

I was at a graduation and the student they called was named "Chang Chang Chang", then the entire audience started singing his name in unison.

Chester
Maybel
Burtha

Barry, Gladis and Rowan.

Haha! I know this one! (narf)

Anywho, working where I happen to work, I come across unsual/odd names everyday.

Goon Doon
Misty Cox
Rock Toudouze
Barbie Stein
Sharon Roome
Patrick Drinkwine
Belton Short
Dick Headly

The list goes on.

Right now, I'm thinking "Mervin" and "Kevin."

Melvin and Kelvin are even funnier, Milton is too.

Milhouse
Willy
Nobby
Dick

Haha, heres for low brow humour.

I had a friend named Fukruddin. It is from a muslim name Fakr-ud-deen meaning something nice I suppose. Poor chap.

Ooh and I also had a friend named Saddam Hussein. Really. No Kidding. I wonder what the officer at the port of entry said to him

"Welcome to the USA, Mr. Saddam Hussein" ....lol....:p :D

LOL!!! No way!!!

I'd have loved to see the vid of that!

btw... pax yes?

The US Olympian skier...Picabo Street (Peek-A-Boo)
American Idol flunky...William Hung
The actor...Rip Torn

Then there's my local, closer-to-home favorite! I worked with guy whose cousin's name was Marty Graw (Mardi Gras)! I also had a high school buddy named Jerry Perry!!!

oh as on a grave stone in a village near my town Fanny Fiddler

Aaron. (that's my name).

No matter your religious affiliation, a lot of people and even some religious organizations will think you're Jewish. I think I got something from the B'nai Brith once...

Real person, famous philanthropist here in Houston, named by her father, ex-Governor of Texas James Hogg:
Ima Hogg

Then that famous law firm of:
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe

oh as on a grave stone in a village near my town Fanny Fiddler

Too good.

I had a girlfriend that once worked with a guy called Richard Balls. He used to ask people to call him dick.

...There's a Ford car dealership near where I live owned by Henry Gay...

Aaron. (that's my name).

No matter your religious affiliation, a lot of people and even some religious organizations will think you're Jewish. I think I got something from the B'nai Brith once...
So...you're not Jewish?

Im sure someones already said it, but DICK! LOL!

then again my sense of humor is chilidish and immature.
but...DICK! LOL!

Dick Hurtz (showed up on Oprah's Funny name episode)
BuckStar Starbuck (Football player for Dallas Cowboys)
Upton Charles (Up Chuck)
Andy Dick (actor)
Sam Ting (Neighbor)
William Peters (Willy Peters)
Won Hung Lo (Author of "Three Tracks in the Snow")
I. P. Phreely (Author of "Yellow Snow")
Long Duk Dong (Sixteen Candles)

Blaine

Duane

Ismael

So...you're not Jewish?

No.

Gaylord.

Gaylord.
Damn. You beat me to it.

Clarence
Hugh Jass
Stewart Pidd
Ira Paul Freely

hugh jorgan as well

Jumping Wang for the win.

Or Hung Well
Or Long Wang
Or Peter Draggin
Or Richard Stroker
Or Guy Upright
Or Pulya Pudoff
Or..... ah forget it. You get the idea.

Dick Hurtz (showed up on Oprah's Funny name episode)
BuckStar Starbuck (Football player for Dallas Cowboys)
Upton Charles (Up Chuck)
Andy Dick (actor)
Sam Ting (Neighbor)
William Peters (Willy Peters)
Won Hung Lo (Author of "Three Tracks in the Snow")
I. P. Phreely (Author of "Yellow Snow")
Long Duk Dong (Sixteen Candles)

There actually is a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. True.

My maths teacher's name is Mr. Tennor. His wife's name is Anne, hence, Anne Tennor. The standard joke was that the wedding was good but the reception was crap.

Oh, and at my church there is a lady called Emma Wroids. Emma Wroids. No wonder she feels she needs guidance...

Hmm, a name I'm suprized nobody has mentioned yet:

Jack Meihoff

Some names just don't translate from one culture to another. I work with someone from Vietnam whose name is Dung. She goes by Diana.

Actual names of people I attended high school with:

Thong Nguyen
Andy Buttwin
Chris Doodah

Ivor Biggun

Right now, I'm thinking "Mervin" and "Kevin."


A lecturer of mine is called Mervin. I think Jacyntha (ja-cin-ta) is the worst name on the planet.

2 footy players...

Junior Ago-go

Danny Invincible