Once in a lifetime opportunity! Ask the Prince of Darkness, Satan himself, anything!
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 06:39
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I recall a while ago my much loathed counterpart God hosted a little question and answer session here on this very forum. While I do not much like to discourse with mere mortals, unless I'm mocking their horrific condition in hell or punishing them Democrats/Republicans by reciting the future Jeb Bush/Hilary Clinton Presidency, I can't very well let that spoiled, toga wearing hippie one up me.
So here we go, mortals: ask me any question, any question at all, and I shall answer it!
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 06:41
Do you experience a burning sensation when you urinate?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, I recall a while ago my much loathed counterpart God hosted a little question and answer session here on this very forum. While I do not much like to discourse with mere mortals, unless I'm mocking their horrific condition in hell or punishing them Democrats/Republicans by reciting the future Jeb Bush/Hilary Clinton Presidency, I can't very well let that spoiled, toga wearing hippie one up me.
So here we go, mortals: ask me any question, any question at all, and I shall answer it!
If I took a cheese grater to David Hasslehoff's back and put the gratings on my pancakes, how would it taste?
What is it like being LG's bombardier?
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 06:44
Lunatic Goofballs: Unfortunately, yes. I had a bad experience with a hooker down in LA, alright? How did you know about that, anyway?
...you weren't that hooker, were you?
Posi: Like heaven. That's why I'm trying to get Hasselhoff to commit as much evil as possible; the more puppies he kicks, the more likely he's going to end up in my hands, and then those sweet, sweet Hasselhoff meat pancakes shall be all mine...
UpwardThrust
15-08-2006, 06:49
Pfft once in a lifetime? hardly
Not even the first time this year on this forum
I believe the last one was from a poster named satan prince of darkness or something like that
Come up with some origional material
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 06:50
Lunatic Goofballs: Unfortunately, yes. I had a bad experience with a hooker down in LA, alright? How did you know about that, anyway?
...you weren't that hooker, were you?
No refunds. :p
Pfft once in a lifetime? hardly
Not even the first time this year on this forum
I believe the last one was from a poster named satan prince of darkness or something like that
Come up with some origional material
Did you theme your Compiz?
The Alma Mater
15-08-2006, 06:51
So here we go, mortals: ask me any question, any question at all, and I shall answer it!
Lego or sex ?
UpwardThrust
15-08-2006, 06:52
Did you theme your Compiz?
Naw and have not built up my new one ... busy doing a compition on prime listing and need the CPU cycles
Naw and have not built up my new one ... busy doing a compition on prime listing and need the CPU cycles
IC. It really kicks XGL's mem usage in the pants. It's about 50 MB higher.:(
But it looks nice and make KDE look restrictive(configuration wise).:)
Wilgrove
15-08-2006, 06:56
Hmmm, ask the Prince of Darkness anything.
How accurate is South Park protryal of Satan?
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 06:58
Hmmm, ask the Prince of Darkness anything.
How accurate is South Park protryal of Satan?
After that 'meeting' in LA, I can only answer with one word; Disturbingly. *nod*
:D
Hmmm, ask the Prince of Darkness anything.
How accurate is South Park protryal of Satan?
You should ask him the name of that hotel.
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 06:59
Posi:What is it like being LG's bombardier?
Tremendously enjoyable at first, but afterwards you urinate with a burning sensation.
Alma Matter: Lego or sex ?
Both at once, of course. You can do a lot with legos...;)
Upward Thrust: I see I have legions of imitators. Foolish ones shall face retribution once they arrive in my realm...Thanks for informing me, it appears that Hitler's going to have company.
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 07:03
After that 'meeting' in LA, I can only answer with one word; Disturbingly. *nod*
:D
Hey now! That was a very dark period in my life. (Well, I'm the Prince of Darkness so that goes without saying, but it was a particularly terrible time) My wife had left me, God was thinking of hiring David Hasselhoff to take my place, and a horrid gang of goths were pretending to be my followers. I fell into a spiral of drugs and alcohol, and the South Park stint was the only way I could get some cash. I've pulled myself together since then, however.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 07:07
Hey now! That was a very dark period in my life. (Well, I'm the Prince of Darkness so that goes without saying, but it was a particularly terrible time) My wife had left me, God was thinking of hiring David Hasselhoff to take my place, and a horrid gang of goths were pretending to be my followers. I fell into a spiral of drugs and alcohol, and the South Park stint was the only way I could get some cash. I've pulled myself together since then, however.
Well, you never sunk as low as Nick Nolte. That's something. :)
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 07:12
Well, you never sunk as low as Nick Nolte. That's something. :)
Ahh, Nick Nolte. He's got a special place reserved down here for stealing my line.
"I've got a few to go yet," indeed, Mr. Nolte. A few more years before you pay...
Armandian Cheese
15-08-2006, 07:30
That's all? No more questions?
Tactical Grace
15-08-2006, 07:36
That's all? No more questions?
Nope.
(Ask A... threads are banned).