NationStates Jolt Archive


Gideon's Bible

Greater Valia
15-08-2006, 04:38
There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in every hotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel room in the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, that acts as an index for each room.
Pyotr
15-08-2006, 04:42
There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in every hotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel room in the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, that acts as an index for each room.


Thank you Valia for demonstrating to us the dangers of mind-altering drugs.
Curious Inquiry
15-08-2006, 04:44
Didn't Rocky Racoon have a copy?
[NS]Eraclea
15-08-2006, 04:45
There are seven words in every Gideon's Bible - y'know, the one they stuff in every hotel room - that can't be found in any other bible. If you repeat those seven words to yourself while grasping the doorknob to your room, the door will open to any hotel room in the world. Of course, if you want to control where you're going, you'll need to know the Gideon's Key - one more inserted word, unique to each copy, that acts as an index for each room.

And what are they?
Greater Valia
15-08-2006, 04:46
Eraclea']And what are they?

When you see them in the Bible you will know.
Lord-General Drache
15-08-2006, 04:48
When you see them in the Bible you will know.

Mindfuck--When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
WDGann
15-08-2006, 04:52
That's cool.

You should make a movie about this. It would be more interesting than that stupid matrix crap.
Colodia
15-08-2006, 04:52
Mindfuck--When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
Now there's bricks all over my nice chair :(
[NS]Eraclea
15-08-2006, 04:54
Tell me... for I am a heathen who never read it.

And I have a lot of doors to open.
Pepe Dominguez
15-08-2006, 04:56
"This Bible Courtesy of The Gideons, Inc."

Or something like that..
[NS]Eraclea
15-08-2006, 05:01
"This Bible Courtesy of The Gideons, Inc."

Or something like that..

Darn.... ;-;.

High people ftl.
Andaluciae
15-08-2006, 05:29
That's cool.

You should make a movie about this. It would be more interesting than that stupid matrix crap.
It would be better than the pathetic film adaptation of "The Da Vinci Code".
Dodudodu
15-08-2006, 05:38
Sounds like another Cheech and Chong sequal is on the way!
[NS]Eraclea
15-08-2006, 05:39
Sounds like another Cheech and Chong sequal is on the way!

If only... :(

I always wanted to see them in NYC.
Wilgrove
15-08-2006, 05:48
Remember Kids, say no to crack.
[NS]Eraclea
15-08-2006, 05:49
Remember Kids, say no to crack.
It was weed not crack. :)
Dobbsworld
15-08-2006, 05:51
Eraclea']If only... :(

I always wanted to see them in NYC.
Your pathetic wish is my sneering command.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088680/

Cheech. Chong. In New York. In character, even.