NationStates Jolt Archive

ok. heres the deal. im not going to make a topic for this thread. just go. say something, we're going to see where it goes. ive had ones go from the 3 millionth post in NS general to talking about futurama in like 2 minutes. Just say something and well see how many times somebody changes the subject.



yes...im bored.

i want to see how quickly this moves to spam.. :p

well we should start talking about the tastiness of bees when we crush and put them in spam then. adds a nice kick to the meal....

Depends how grumpy the mods are feeling...

You forgot the h in Ahmadinijad.

well we should start talking about the tastiness of bees when we crush and put them in spam then. adds a nice kick to the meal....
Do you remove the stingers first or leave them in?

Depends how grumpy the mods are feeling...


true. could make the difference of this thread being locked in 10 minutes or 10 days....

Do you remove the stingers first or leave them in?


depends. I prefer without stingers usually, but when i want an extra spicy kick i leave em in.....

I have this discharge...

you know whats always good? bitches and hoes and lemonade....which leaves me thinking for some reason, if the moon was made outta cheese would you eat it or fuck it??

I have this discharge...

Is it frothy?

you know whats always good? bitches and hoes and lemonade....which leaves me thinking for some reason, if the moon was made outta cheese would you eat it or fuck it??


i dont think i would have sex with the moon thats for sure....

i dont think i would have sex with the moon thats for sure....
Considering it's either a bazillion degrees hot or a bazillion cold on the moon, I'd pass on the sex. Anyway, the goddess of the moon is Diana, and she's notoriously strict about preserving her virginity.

Considering it's either a bazillion degrees hot or a bazillion cold on the moon, I'd pass on the sex. Anyway, the goddess of the moon is Diana, and she's notoriously strict about preserving her virginity.
But her followers aren't.:p

But her followers aren't.:p


I hear Diana takes it in the butt to keep her virginity preserved....

see thing is, no1 should warship the moon i mean come on, everyone knows the andromeda galaxy is totally the thing to warship

I hear Diana takes it in the butt to keep her virginity preserved....
Do you think you'll hear the arrow just before it pierces your heart? ;)

Do you think you'll hear the arrow just before it pierces your heart? ;)

No but diana heard my arrow just before it pierced her butt...

How did this turn into a thread about anal sex?

How did this turn into a thread about anal sex?


*bows*

*bows*

Well, don't you look proud!

Well, don't you look proud!


:D

well the name of this thread is what will happen.......

to drift off topic (if there ever was one)

does anyone like PB and Mayo sammiches?

see thing is, no1 should warship the moon i mean come on, everyone knows the andromeda galaxy is totally the thing to warship
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4899/zoid0il.jpg

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to drift off topic (if there ever was one)

does anyone like PB and Mayo sammiches?
Real mayo, right, not Miracle Whip? And what kind of PB? I might try one but it wouldn't be something I'd crave.

Real mayo, right, not Miracle Whip? And what kind of PB? I might try one but it wouldn't be something I'd crave.


Not the crunchy PB, nothing worse than a chunky mayo sammich....

best.motivational poster.ever
And that just... happened. Right on topic ;)

And that just... happened. Right on topic ;)


is there a topic?

is there a topic?
Not really. I'm pretending I'm off my meds and going with whatever comes along. Better than working.

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No, no, this is the true god of Futurama:
http://home.earthlink.net/~mountfuturama/BenderandGod2.jpg
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Not really. I'm pretending I'm off my meds and going with whatever comes along. Better than working.


But there one thing that is better, and that is midget tossing.

Not the crunchy PB, nothing worse than a chunky mayo sammich....
well, it would depend on what was giving the sammich the chunk...

but a PB and Mayo... sorry, can't say I have... nor will I ever...


now a ketchep/mustard and mayo sandwich...

No, no, this is the true god of Futurama:
http://home.earthlink.net/~mountfuturama/BenderandGod2.jpg
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.


but true bliss is drifing through space, with the finest bag of swag....

http://www.la-mente.ch/futurama/gif/bender.gif

But there one thing that is better, and that is midget tossing.
"Just don't tell the elf..."

now a ketchep/mustard and mayo sandwich...


with a side of fried puppy right?

best.motivational poster.ever

http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_nationalpride.jpg



http://www.echosphere.net/star_trek_insp/insp_flamboyance.jpg

but true bliss is drifing through space, with the finest bag of swag....

http://www.la-mente.ch/futurama/gif/bender.gif

And then finding a civilisation growing on your belly...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Futurama_ep52.jpg

is there a topic?
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/barmy.gif 'course! Every thread has a topic by default. This just happens to be... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/spam.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music028.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/dance001.gif

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/barmy.gif 'course! Every thread has a topic by default. This just happens to be... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/ad/spam.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/music028.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/dance001.gif


dancing bananas? i love dancing bananas!

MY toe is infected, badly

and i tried to blow up a pimple on my nostril and it blew up IN my nostril
should i be worried?

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http://www.emezeta.com/weblog/troll-gatito.jpg

3 pages and still no lock......not too shabby.

3 pages and still no lock......not too shabby.
Really, and we touched on anal sex with goddesses, PB & mayo, infected toes.

Really, and we touched on anal sex with goddesses, PB & mayo, infected toes.

and dont forget eating bees with spam.

and dont forget eating bees with spam.
I did and we did. Maybe the mods are taking a three-day weekend.

I hear Diana takes it in the butt to keep her virginity preserved....
Among...other things....:eek:

and dont forget eating bees with spam.

and exploding pimples in Nasal cavitys

How did this turn into a thread about anal sex?
Hey hey hey hey hey whoa hey!
Do you wanna get shot in the eye? 'Cause talk like that'll certainly do it for ya.:p

I did and we did. Maybe the mods are taking a three-day weekend.


good they could use the break.....

Hey hey hey hey hey whoa hey!
Do you wanna get shot in the eye? 'Cause talk like that'll certainly do it for ya.:p

and im the right man to do the shootin.

Among...other things....:eek:


besides the chili dog and the rusty trombone? I also hear she pulls off a mean filthy snachez.

and exploding pimples in Nasal cavitys

yeah but thats not as fun as exploding pimples in people mouths......nor is it as disgusting....

and im the right man to do the shootin.
Nah, I need the target practice.:p

yeah but thats not as fun as exploding pimples in people mouths......nor is it as disgusting....

the heck it's not
I snorted my own pus....

besides the chili dog and the rusty trombone? I also hear she pulls off a mean filthy snachez.
The best. Er...so I hear...*cough* >.>

the heck it's not
I snorted my own pus....


not a big deal.....seen much much worse.

Nah, I need the target practice.:p


you can practice on ruffy when hes sleeping.....most NSers do.

The best. Er...so I hear...*cough* >.>


:eek:


:D

you can practice on ruffy when hes sleeping.....most NSers do.
No thanks. Only the highest quality females for me, please.:p

:eek:


:D
Well, she is the pantheon bicycle. Everyone's had a ride.:p

No thanks. Only the highest quality females for me, please.:p

well why would you want to shoot a high quality female?

Well, she is the pantheon bicycle. Everyone's had a ride.:p


just not in the front, cause she is a virgin and all you know.

not a big deal.....seen much much worse.
:eek: That wasn't puss!

well why would you want to shoot a high quality female?
Depends. Where am I shooting her?;)

just not in the front, cause she is a virgin and all you know.
That's what she wants you to think.:eek:

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61! :D

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61! :D
Oh noooes! They've indoctrinated me!:eek:

5 pages, cummon guys were doing well so keep it up!

5 pages, cummon guys were doing well so keep it up!
So few pages and already we're talking about how many pages have (or haven't, rather) passed.:p

So few pages and already we're talking about how many pages have (or haven't, rather) passed.:p

Yeah well.... im bored, like the op

Yeah well.... im bored, like the op
So you come up with something boring to talk about?

so, i make this thread, leave for a few hours and find an anal sex/discharge/futurama thread. not bad people not bad at all.

so, i make this thread, leave for a few hours and find an anal sex/discharge/futurama thread. not bad people not bad at all.
Just wait for the real spamming to begin.;)