NationStates Jolt Archive


And this sums up how I feel about the state of Australia television.

Greater Alemannia
14-08-2006, 15:58
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFn_RgZYNBI
Not_utopia
14-08-2006, 16:57
The're the Vanallen belts.
i think c.
and the questinos are easy even by moronic standards.
Greater Alemannia
15-08-2006, 06:57
...

I don't think you got the satire.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 07:04
Needs more flying bagels. *nod*
WDGann
15-08-2006, 07:08
Australian TV is like PBS with funny accents.

That's pretty cool.
Wilgrove
15-08-2006, 07:14
lol, that's funny. Don't worry, we got something like that in the US, they're called reality TV shows.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 07:17
lol, that's funny. Don't worry, we got something like that in the US, they're called reality TV shows.

They need more flying bagels too.

I should make my own reality show. On the other hand, reality is not exactly my area of expertise... *sigh*
WDGann
15-08-2006, 07:21
They need more flying bagels too.

I should make my own reality show. On the other hand, reality is not exactly my area of expertise... *sigh*

Flying poo bagels.

It would be more comedic.
Lunatic Goofballs
15-08-2006, 08:06
Flying poo bagels.

It would be more comedic.

Yes, but considerably more work for the janitorial staff.

I could have a show like The Late Show but with more silly antics and with more political guests. And when a guest deserves it, I pelt him or her with bagels.

I can have a recurring series of skits where I perform dramatic flying tackles on various members of the media like Dan Rather and Bill O'reilly. I'd also have a taco cannon and I'd shoot tacos into the audience. Ooh! And on the first episode, we can make a giant burrito out of Hannity and Colmes and on the outside of the burrito wrap it can say, "Bullshit burrito". :D
Demented Hamsters
15-08-2006, 11:44
Yes, but considerably more work for the janitorial staff.
Why? Do you expect them to supply the bagels?
Laerod
15-08-2006, 11:51
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFn_RgZYNBIThose Aussi channels have a lot to learn. They need to have fake calls with the stupidest answers, like the German "quiz" programs...
Harlesburg
15-08-2006, 12:49
Ah Youtube.:(
Greater Alemannia
15-08-2006, 12:55
Those Aussi channels have a lot to learn. They need to have fake calls with the stupidest answers, like the German "quiz" programs...

That's because the average German isn't that stupid. Germany NEEDS fake callers.

Note that the intelligence of the average German doesn't count Bavaria. They'd mess up our averages balance. ;)