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What do you reckon is the funniest country in the world, just when people mention it?

I'd have to say Poland. Something funny about Poland. And Laos (thanks you, King of the Hill).

belgium, no doubt :p

Funny haha, or funny strange?

Oh, and poll, please? ;)

Switzerland always makes me chuckle... :D

Funny haha, or funny strange?

Oh, and poll, please? ;)

Haha funny. Giggles funny.

And I can't poll it... too many countries.

Germany's pretty amusing.

Japan!:D

Vatican City.

Look at the Pope's hat or the Swiss Guard and try not to laugh. I dare you.

Even the term Pope itself sounds funny.

UAreGay, i mean uruguay

Vatican City.

Look at the Pope's hat or the Swiss Guard and try not to laugh. I dare you.

Even the term Pope itself sounds funny.
and so that picture of the new pope. it looks like he's trying to use "eye beams"

in fact, many people in Poland arew making fun of the pope for that and because of his abysmal Polish.

belgium, no doubt :pYes! Belgium, man! :D

Liechtenstein?

Vatican City.

Look at the Pope's hat or the Swiss Guard and try not to laugh. I dare you.

Even the term Pope itself sounds funny.

Lol, that one too.

Kyrgyzstan

pronounce it. I dare ya! :p

Soviet Canuckistan. No question.

UAreGay, i mean uruguay

PairAGays (Paraguay) is funnier. :D

its a tie between Hungry and turkey.

Definately Bosnia-Herzegovina, don't know why though.

Kyrgyzstan

pronounce it. I dare ya! :p
Kyrgyzstan? S'easy. Not that I'm gonna type it phonetically mind you.

I say, Belgium.

Kyrgyzstan

pronounce it. I dare ya! :p

Kir-jih-stan.

What's so hard about that?

its a tie between Hungry and turkey.

Heh. Turkey. HEh heh.

PairAGays (Paraguay) is funnier. :D

yea, silly South American country names.

Vatican City.

Look at the Pope's hat or the Swiss Guard and try not to laugh. I dare you.

Even the term Pope itself sounds funny.


I agree! And the vatican boasts a pope mobile! Nah nah nah nah popeman!

its a tie between Hungry and turkey.

A little rhyme for all the food related countries out there

Austria was Hungary,
So it took a bit of Turkey
Dipped it in Greece
Fried it in Japan
and ate it off China


Havnt found a way to squeeze Chile in yet

A little rhyme for all the food related countries out there

Austria was Hungary,
So it took a bit of Turkey
Dipped it in Greece
Fried it in Japan
and ate it off China


Havnt found a way to squeeze Chile in yet




Austria was Hungary,
So it took a bit of Turkey
Dipped it in Greece
Fried it in Japan
and ate it off China

....an hour later in the bathroom it came out like chile?

The UK, of course.

Unbegreiflich Komisch.

Jenyfer

Austria was Hungary,
So it took a bit of Turkey
Dipped it in Greece
Fried it in Japan
and ate it off China

....an hour later in the bathroom it came out like chile?

no minorotee, no, i have some standards

no minorotee, no, i have some standards


damn you and your standards....:p :D

i will try to think of a "cleaner" verse....

I can't decide.
Switzerland, especially when people say "wartime Switzerland". Sounds like an oxymoron to me.

France is used in many jokes. According to jokes, the French:
smell
are cowardly
are weak
are hated by everyone(especially Americans)
hate everyone(especially Americans)
eat nasty stuff, like frog legs, snails, and the smelliest cheeses around

Poland gets joked about alot.

Hell, I can't go a day without hearing a somewhat offensive joke about the US and its citizens

Burkina Faso...Capital? Ougadougoo. (believe thats spelled incorrectly.)

Djibouti and Ethiopa make me laugh too.

I have to second Vatican City. The Swiss guard may be deadly, but they look ridiculous.

Japan is pretty funny.. legendary gameshows and odd parades and such.. robots... square watermelons.. etc.

Then again, if you saw a crowd gathered in the street and applauding an old man rolling around in an inflatable kiddie-pool filled with urine and feces, you'd know you were in Germany. Probably not Japan. So Germany gets runner-up.

Monaco, it shouldn't even exist. Also, the Vatican should not be considered a country.

Monaco, it shouldn't even exist. Also, the Vatican should not be considered a country.

The vatican only gets away with it because Italy lets them. Like San Marino. Same with Monaco and France, or Luxembourg and germany. (Tho' that last one prolly has a bit to do with how WWII turned out).

You can bet if they were in the middle of England they wouldn't get away with that shit.

Kir-jih-stan.

What's so hard about that?

I was under the impression that it was "Kir-gih-stan".

Monaco, it shouldn't even exist.

Why not? Is there some sort of size requirement I don't know about?

Why not? Is there some sort of size requirement I don't know about?

There probably should be one. It'd be much easier if France got Monaco, Italy got San Marino and VC, and Germany got Luxemburg. Switzerland can have Lichtenstein.

There probably should be one. It'd be much easier if France got Monaco, Italy got San Marino and VC, and Germany got Luxemburg. Switzerland can have Lichtenstein.

It would make what easier?

There probably should be one. It'd be much easier if France got Monaco, Italy got San Marino and VC, and Germany got Luxemburg. Switzerland can have Lichtenstein.

Scotland should get luxembourg.

It would make what easier?

Geography lessons :D

Scotland should get luxembourg.

... Why?

... Why?

'Cos scotland never gets anything.

Nauru (=laughter in Finnish)


Ouagadougou

It's going to be Kazakhstan very soon. Have you guys seen the trailer?

Germany. They're so wacky & unpredictable.

The USA of course!
Whether it is Dubbaya eating pretzels, Monika Lewinski smoking Billy, Paris Hilton (I simply laugh nowadays when I see her name), Arnold Schwarzy, Tom Cruise & his scientology sh*te, or the average yank not knowing anything about geography (eg. pinpointing Iran on a map, while indicating Australia) or international affairs (eg. who is Tony Blair?)... I generally get lots of laughs in an average week thanks to the US. More so even then Belgium & Poland.
Although Poland scores a lot of points, with their tourism campaign in Germany saying "Come visit Poland, probably your car is already there".

Mongolia.

You have gotta to be funny to see the attraction of living in such a sparse region...

France is used in many jokes. According to jokes, the French:
smell
are cowardly
are weak
are hated by everyone(especially Americans)
hate everyone(especially Americans)
eat nasty stuff, like frog legs, snails, and the smelliest cheeses around


i heard this one and thought it was funny.

what colour is the american flag?

blue red and white.

what colour of the brittish flag?

blue red and white.

whats the colour if the french flag?



just white.

papa new guiny! (prob wrong spelling).

cause they have a place called new ireland. that claims to be better.

anyone love the pannel?

i heard this one and thought it was funny.

what colour is the american flag?

blue red and white.

what colour of the brittish flag?

blue red and white.

whats the colour if the french flag?



just white.

If you are going to bash the froggies do it with panache....(sorry but yer joke is just not funny....mainly coz the froggie flag is .... red white and blue...)...not having a go at you....just your joke...

this might help though...

http://www.50reasonstohatethefrench.com/home.php

If you are going to bash the froggies do it with panache....(sorry but yer joke is just not funny....mainly coz the froggie flag is .... red white and blue...)...not having a go at you....just your joke...

this might help though...

http://www.50reasonstohatethefrench.com/home.php

i didnt make it up.
i dont think you got it. i shouldnt have to explain it. thier flag is white because they surrender.
i have nothing against other than paris is highly over rated.

I have several favorites:

Kazakhistan (sp?)

Netherlands (esp the city of Amsterdam.)

Finland

The whole Greenland/Iceland gimmick.

oh india, cause people there think they are superior to white and black people. stupid gandhi.

oh india, cause people there think they are superior to white and black people. stupid gandhi.

Actually, they put cows before the people...since when does an animal that doesn't understand the difference between a shotgun and a sugarcane be sacred???

i didnt make it up.
i dont think you got it. i shouldnt have to explain it. thier flag is white because they surrender.
i have nothing against other than paris is highly over rated.

Yes...I know you did not make it up...

You don't have to explain...believe me. Here's another site... www.pavefrance.org

I only have one issue with France. Its full of French people.

Definately Bosnia-Herzegovina, don't know why though.
Because you have to laugh about ethnic cleansing or cry for days on end?

Oh and I'd say "South Ossetia", because it sounds like a type of otter or another, and otters are great.

Countries in which a lot of funny people live?

Urmm probably the Netherlands. Most Dutch people have a good sense of humour.

Although the Finns also have a great sense of humour, too.

Here are a couple of typical Finnish jokes.

Two men go out to the woods, with a bottle of vodka in each hand, and sit down on a couple of logs.

One man says to the other "so how's work lately".

The other replies "Did we come out here to drink, or to talk like old women?"



A more patriotic one ahead :

Two Finnish Jaegers are skiing through the woods, and the on in front spots a Soviet camp.

"Damn Juni, there are a hundred or so Russians ahead"
"So what, we can take them all out"
"I know, I'm just thinking about how much effort it'll take to bury them all"

There probably should be one. It'd be much easier if France got Monaco, Italy got San Marino and VC, and Germany got Luxemburg. Switzerland can have Lichtenstein.

I agree. Apart from with the Vatican. There is a very good reason why the seat of one the world's most influential religions should not be controlled as a territory of another sovereign nation... especially one with a history of Fascism.

Being a Pole, I'm glad to see that so many of you see my country as funny:)
We are also the most advanced technologically nation in the world: we clone our politicians (one (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaros%C5%82aw_Kaczy%C5%84ski) and the another (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lech_Kaczy%C5%84ski)) and the government is radio controlled (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Maryja) :D

Talking about which nation we believe to be funniest, I'd say our neighbours the Czech. Our languages are very similar, but many words in one sound silly in the another.

I was under the impression that it was "Kir-gih-stan".

I was spelling it phonetically. >.>

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The South American countries pwns Kyrgyzstan. Paraguay can be easily translated as PairAGays (or PairAGuys), Chile, Guyana (Guy-Ana), Uruguay could become UrAGay (or UrAGuy) :D

Japan. Not the name...the sense of humor. They're very amusing. I've tried Mexico...I watched a movie in Spanish, you know, made in Mexico...the sense of humor was like my mom's. Not like old people, just my mother. She has a dorky sense of humor.

KAZAKHSTAN
i mean just look at the name!! :D

Isle of Man as the funniest Country in the world.

Kyrgyzstan

pronounce it. I dare ya! :p

I have :p

I agree. Apart from with the Vatican. There is a very good reason why the seat of one the world's most influential religions should not be controlled as a territory of another sovereign nation... especially one with a history of Fascism.

yes cause the vatican doesnt like the idea of fascism. they prefer people to what they want and who they want. they are are all about the freedom.:confused:

San Marino.

damn you and your standards....:p :D

i will try to think of a "cleaner" verse....

thank you

I was spelling it phonetically. >.>

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The South American countries pwns Kyrgyzstan. Paraguay can be easily translated as PairAGays (or PairAGuys), Chile, Guyana (Guy-Ana), Uruguay could become UrAGay (or UrAGuy) :D

Meh Its been done

Turkmenistan, just because they have the Turkmenbashi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov).

USA of course.

The country where is so much people who think that they are the center of the world and the most important country of the world, while living in ignorance about the other world. :)

http://www.bloodyhell.nl/images/map_of_american_isolationist_thinking.gif

Zitat von Warta Endor
belgium, no doubt

Yes! Belgium, man! :D

Come on, explain, guys.

What do you reckon is the funniest country in the world, just when people mention it?

I'd have to say Poland. Something funny about Poland. And Laos (thanks you, King of the Hill).
Niue, more Niueans in NZ than Niue!

Turkmenistan, just because they have the Turkmenbashi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov).
Lol @ the tinpot dictator.

Canadia.

That is one funny hippy liberal.

Actually, they put cows before the people...since when does an animal that doesn't understand the difference between a shotgun and a sugarcane be sacred???

How dare you being blaspheming cow which are very much being our sacred mothers. May a tiger be being sneaking up on you and being pouncing on you. I am being needing to be being calming down now as I am being going to work soon and I do not want to be being making the customers being very much upset. Ommmmmmmmmmmm.

Isle of Man as the funniest Country in the world.

I don't think that counts. And if it does then Sark has it beaten hands down.

I don't think that counts. And if it does then Sark has it beaten hands down.
yeah. they actually kept those laws about women inheriting land until around just 5 years ago. *laughs*