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I think I saw a Thread in the forum in which you could order weapons :mp5: :sniper: (virtual) for your nation. Now I can not find it. Can someone help me and explain to me how do I make orders, where is the thread and how I can earn virtual money ? :confused:

Have you sacrificed a goat to the heathen gods yet? All will become clear to you once you do. *nod*

Have you sacrificed a goat to the heathen gods yet? All will become clear to you once you do. *nod*

You lie! I did that, and all I got was this stupid obsidian tablet with sumerian writing on it and a picture of a squiddy octupus monster. :(

Have you sacrificed a goat to the heathen gods yet? All will become clear to you once you do. *nod*
Wait, you're confused.He's supposed to sacrifice the goat to me. Heathen gods, my ass.

You lie! I did that, and all I got was this stupid obsidian tablet with sumerian writing on it and a picture of a squiddy octupus monster. :(

Oops. That's the Fax of Cthulhu. You're supposed to get a call. Weird. :p

Oops. That's the Fax of Cthulhu. You're supposed to get a call. Weird. :p

:D

Wait, you're confused.He's supposed to sacrifice the goat to me. Heathen gods, my ass.

What the hell have you ever done to earn a goat?!?

What the hell have you ever done to earn a goat?!?
Just who do you think created those delicious mud puddles for you to frolic in?

Now where is my goat?

Just who do you think created those delicious mud puddles for you to frolic in?

Now where is my goat?

:eek:

Would you like it burned or stabbed, master?

Ahh, that's better.

Lovingly petted to death, please.

Ahh, that's better.

Lovingly petted to death, please.

This could take a while.

Have you sacrificed a goat to the heathen gods yet? All will become clear to you once you do. *nod*

Man, stop kidding me alright, just tell me what to do

Wait, you're confused.He's supposed to sacrifice the goat to me. Heathen gods, my ass.

You mean you're not a heathen god(dess)?

Mejaland']Man, stop kidding me alright, just tell me what to do

Posting in an roleplay forum instead of General discussion might help.

Posting in an roleplay forum instead of General discussion might help.

Giving me all your credit card information would be a better one. ;)

Mejaland']Man, stop kidding me alright, just tell me what to do
Well, this is the wrong forum, for starters. I know nothing about roleplay, but I'd say you want either NationStates (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1223)or International Incidents (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1230). Reading through the stickied threads on top of the respective first pages there should answer your question.

This could take a while.That's alright. I have all the time in the world.

You mean you're not a heathen god(dess)?Certainly not a heathen one, no. :p

Mejaland']Man, stop kidding me alright, just tell me what to do

Have a taco. :)

Have a taco. :)
Tacos solve all problems.

Wait, you're confused.He's supposed to sacrifice the goat to me. Heathen gods, my ass.


you are no god. i am the god.