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I was just walking home from work today and I got sprayed by a skunk. The smell is unbearable. Does anyone have any good tips to get it off?

You come on here instead of google?

Right...

I was just walking home from work today and I got sprayed by a skunk. The smell is unbearable. Does anyone have any good tips to get it off?
Hahaha! That's so funny. :D

Let me think...have you tried coating yourself in mayonnaise?

The best way to neutralize the skunk odour is to counter it by re-exposing yourself to a second dose.

a good long bath did the trick for me once

then again the last time I encountered a skunk I was 5

oh and NSG is superior to Google in all ways even porn

oh and NSG is superior to Google in all ways even pornDamn straight!

Impale the skunk and devour its heart.

vinegar bath, then a tomato bath to get rid of the vinegar smell, then a tea bath to get the red stains off your skin;)

a good long bath did the trick for me once

then again the last time I encountered a skunk I was 5

oh and NSG is superior to Google in all ways even porn
Thanks. I was going to try that first anyway.

The best way to neutralize the skunk odour is to counter it by re-exposing yourself to a second dose.
I see....any other "helfpful" tips?

vinegar bath, then a tomato bath to get rid of the vinegar smell, then a tea bath to get the red stains off your skin;)
Do I have to use all vinegar or can I mix some up with water?

And strangely enough there are no stains on my skin. I was wearing pants.

Something tells me you either had this coming or God hates you right now.

Something tells me you either had this coming or God hates you right now.
Yes, that's it!! God hates me for being an atheist.

I see....any other "helfpful" tips?

Yeah, make sure you frequently underscore how cool 'Rock the Casbah' is, around Clash fans.

I was just walking home from work today and I got sprayed by a skunk. The smell is unbearable. Does anyone have any good tips to get it off?
This is especially funny for me 'cause I don't like you.

This is especially funny for me 'cause I don't like you.
Then you must be God. Hello.

oh and NSG is superior to Google in all ways even porn

Gullibility, too, apparently.

Do I have to use all vinegar or can I mix some up with water?

And strangely enough there are no stains on my skin. I was wearing pants.
you pour an entire bottle of vinegar in with the rest of the bath water, and the red stains will come from the tomato bath ;)

if you don't mind smelling like easter egg dye you can just stop with the vinegar bath though

for the tomato bath, pour a big can of tomato juice in with the rest of the bath water

and for the tea bath 3 bags of tea let them brew in the hot water when it cools down you can get in. :)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/c/c7/Wklammer.jpg/180px-Wklammer.jpg
Take this and call in the morning :p

This is especially funny for me 'cause I don't like you.
You don't like me because of my politics. That's a stupid reason to dislike someone, unless they're a nazi or a terrorist. I'm neither. Good-bye.
Yeah, make sure you frequently underscore how cool 'Rock the Casbah' is, around Clash fans.
I actually play a CD with that song at work all the time.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/c/c7/Wklammer.jpg
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you pour an entire bottle of vinegar in with the rest of the bath water, and the red stains will come from the tomato bath

if you don't mind smelling like easter egg dye you can just stop with the vinegar bath though

for the tomato bath, pour a big can of tomato juice in with the rest of the bath water

and for the tea bath 3 bags of tea let them brew in the hot water when it cools down you can get in.
Great. Thanks a lot.

I actually play a CD with that song at work all the time.
I wish Joe Strummer could bitch-slap you from beyond the grave, right... NOW.

*s-smACKah*

I wish Joe Strummer could bitch-slap you from beyond the grave, right... NOW.

*s-smACKah*
Nah, he would be too much of a hippy to do it.

I wish Joe Strummer could bitch-slap you from beyond the grave, right... NOW.

*s-smACKah*
I have him on speed dial. I call him for you.

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Place it on your nose.

Hang on...you can get skunks in the UK?

News to me.
I'm in America.

You don't like me because of my politics. That's a stupid reason to dislike someone, unless they're a nazi or a terrorist. I'm neither. Good-bye.
Actually, I started disliking you before I even knew your politics. You're just an annoying guy.

I actually play a CD with that song at work all the time.
Yup, you sure are a Clash fan. :rolleyes:
You could at least have the decency to add London Calling.

Place it on your nose.
:p

I'm in America.

Yeah, I know, I mistakenly thought Call to power had posted this thread for some reason.

Actually, I started disliking you before I even knew your politics. You're just an annoying guy.


Yup, you sure are a Clash fan. :rolleyes:
You could at least have the decency to add London Calling.
...it actually has 24 other Clash songs. Including London Calling.

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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y223/GermanNightmare/clothespinonnose.jpg
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...it actually has 24 other Clash songs. Including London Calling.
lol, you don't have to lie about it.

Yes, that's it!! God hates me for being an atheist.
No. God hates you because you are stupid. Did you bathe already? It has been 15 minutes since you 'alledgedly' were sprayed. Here you are casually chewing lip with the NS community.

No. God hates you because you are stupid. Did you bathe already? It has been 15 minutes since you 'alledgedly' were sprayed. Here you are casually chewing lip with the NS community.
He could be in the bath with his laptop.:rolleyes:

PetSmart used to sell stuff that sprayed on which was very effective and fast.
Try calling your local pet supply outlets.

He could be in the bath with his laptop.:rolleyes:
That must be the case. I'm so very sorry.

No. God hates you because you are stupid. Did you bathe already? It has been 15 minutes since you 'alledgedly' were sprayed. Here you are casually chewing lip with the NS community.
No, it actually doesn't smell that bad. And also NSG is so goddamn addictive!

lol, you don't have to lie about it.
I refuse to get into this argument with you.

He could be in the bath with his laptop.:rolleyes:
Kind of dangerous don't you think? And not just for the laptop.;)

I refuse to get into this argument with you.
Dammit, you saw right through me. :)
Now I have to find something else to do...

Kind of dangerous don't you think? And not just for the laptop.;)
What, you might scratch the finish on the tub, or something?

That must be the case. I'm so very sorry.
Remember what Lisa said: The simplest solution is usually the correct one.

What, you might scratch the finish on the tub, or something?
Actually, I was thinking something along the lines of the laptop falling in the water and eloctrocuting the hell out of me.

Say, how did you manage to get sprayed in the first place?

Don't tell me you were sniffing "pretty flowers" and bumped into a skunk!

Dammit, you saw right through me. :)
Now I have to find something else to do...
Here's an idea-go download the entire Clash discography, like I did.

Now I bet you really want to kill me.;)

Say, how did you manage to get sprayed in the first place?

Don't tell me you were sniffing "pretty flowers" and bumped into a skunk!
It was really dark and I guess I must of unwittingly walked on to one. I saw something with a white stripe scurry off in the distance.

Here's an idea-go download the entire Clash discography, like I did.

Now I bet you really want to kill me.;)
Why would I want to kill you?

And why the fuck would I want The Clash in MP3 format? That's an insult to the music. I'd love to have Vinyl records of The Clash, but I'll have to stick to my CDs for now...

I was just walking home from work today and I got sprayed by a skunk. The smell is unbearable. Does anyone have any good tips to get it off?
No, it actually doesn't smell that bad. And also NSG is so goddamn addictive!
So... You are just dandy..? Quit whining if you are alright.

Why would I want to kill you?

And why the fuck would I want The Clash in MP3 format? That's an insult to the music. I'd love to have Vinyl records of The Clash, but I'll have to stick to my CDs for now...
1. Because you're supposed to buy music from bands that you respect, and that stood for something real, like the Clash, or Black Flag, to give 2 examples. Madonna, Britney Spears, you download the fuck out of them.

2. You could just put those MP3s on a CD.

So... You are just dandy..? Quit whining if you are alright.
No, It was unbearable when I came home because I still had my pants on, which is what got sprayed. I took them off, and the smell is still there, but not so bad. I really should take a bath real soon, though.

I was just walking home from work today and I got sprayed by a skunk. The smell is unbearable. Does anyone have any good tips to get it off?
Oh, dear. You know what this means, right? You're now a wereskunk!

Oh, dear. You know what this means, right? You're now a wereskunk!
:p

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/de/thumb/c/c7/Wklammer.jpg/180px-Wklammer.jpg
Take this and call in the morning :p
Good thing it's not a suppository.

I think God is trying to tell you that you stink. :p

1. Because you're supposed to buy music from bands that you respect, and that stood for something real, like the Clash, or Black Flag, to give 2 examples. Madonna, Britney Spears, you download the fuck out of them.

2. You could just put those MP3s on a CD.
1. So... once again, why would I download the music, instead of pay for it?

2. That doesn't make sense at all.

You didn't answer my question. Why would I want the Clash (or any music that I like) in MP3 format?

No, It was unbearable when I came home because I still had my pants on, which is what got sprayed. I took them off, and the smell is still there, but not so bad. I really should take a bath real soon, though.

How convenient.

You don't know the definition of the word unbearable then, my love. It is fucking unbearable to love The Clash , knowing you may like them too...

1. So... once again, why would I download the music, instead of pay for it?

2. That doesn't make sense at all.

You didn't answer my question. Why would I want the Clash (or any music that I like) in MP3 format?
1. I'm saying that you should buy and not download music from respected bands, like the Clash.

2. What's so bad about MP3? I just download onto my PC and then burn a CD.

Good thing it's not a suppository.
Uh-uh!!! No way! :D

You don't know the definition of the word unbearable then, my love. It is fucking unbearable to love The Clash , knowing you may like them too...
Agreed.
Man, I really wanna hate you, Bunnyducks, but you keep making me agree with you.

You don't know the definition of the word unbearable then, my love. It is fucking unbearable to love The Clash , knowing you may like them too...
Ok, everyone has their own tastes.
How convenient.
Tis true, every word.

The skunk must have been a Muslim.

Ok, I've spent way too much time here. Right now, I'm going to do something I should have done soon as I got home-take a bath.

*pulls out list of advice given by smunkeeville*

1. I'm saying that you should buy and not download music from respected bands, like the Clash.

2. What's so bad about MP3? I just download onto my PC and then burn a CD.
1. What? OHHH... you mean iTunes or something like that... No, fuck that...

2. If you want to know what's wrong with MP3... listen to a song on vinyl... and then listen to it on MP3... then commence crying at the current dark age of audio technology, and the fact that it has no end in sight...

In case you haven't noticed, I'm a MAJOR supporter of bringing back vinyl. It just sounds so much better. CD's have such a sterile sound, 'cause of their low frequency response, and MP3's are just... terrible.

Tis true, every word.

Yeah, right.

The best way to neutralize the skunk odour is to counter it by re-exposing yourself to a second dose.

Indeed. Two equal but separate horrid stenches will cancel eachother out and you'll smell just like flowers. :)