NationStates Jolt Archive

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NAME! RANK! NUMBER!

i hate cheese.

Eh?

I like the real cheese, which definitely precludes the American orange rubber squares served in individual plastic wraps.

Make mine French or none at all. Your poll sucks.

Hate to break it to you, Clan Ansu, but frog crap isn't cheese.
Your parents have been lying to you all this time about your 'cheese' and ham sandwiches.

I like the real cheese, which definitely precludes the American orange rubber squares served in individual plastic wraps.

Make mine French or none at all. Your poll sucks.

No, YOUR poll sucks.

No, YOUR poll sucks.
what do you mean by "his poll sucks"

English smoked cheese FTW (and no American cheese is an offence to nature)

Myushu Kamsaki. Supreme Commander of the British Army. 1337.

Would you like Fries with that?

what do you mean by "his poll sucks"

Pigeon science does not yet supply an answer.

What Would Boba Do?

Pigeon science does not yet supply an answer.

What Would Boba Do?
i mean what poll are you talking about?

What Would Boba Do?
Suck?

'the fuck is this thread about?

crap, i clicked the wrong poll option. i like cheese, all cheese. and american cheese isn't cheese. if that stuff has ever been near a lactating mammal then i am god's second cousin maria with the limp.

'the fuck is this thread about?
cheese. take a look at the poll.

i mean what poll are you talking about?

I'm not. It's infantile response, where you insult the other person in the same manner and using the same words (to a point) as they said to you.

Suck?

Do not insult the Boba greatness, or his wrath will be mighty.

cheese. take a look at the poll.
That poll is blasphemy, I tell you, blasphemy!

I'm not. It's infantile response, where you insult the other person in the same manner and using the same words (to a point) as they said to you.



Do not insult the Boba greatness, or his wrath will be mighty.
and why are you being so crazy? are you george bush?

...but your poll does suck. There's no viable option for people who love real cheese.

...but your poll does suck. There's no viable option for people who love real cheese.
See? Dobby knows why it's blasphemy. You're all going to contrive herpes for condoning it!

That poll is blasphemy, I tell you, blasphemy!
i strongly agree with you, infact, i will further that to this thread, its title, and the guy who started it.

i like almost all kinds of cheese, but i have only eaten european cheese.
yesterday me and some friends had actually planned to give a "cheese and wine" evening, sadly te cheese-shops had closed before we could buy some cheese.:(

...but your poll does suck. There's no viable option for people who love real cheese.

Ah cannae change th' laws o' physics!

Ah cannae change th' laws o' physics!
ow does that have anything to do with the post your replying to?

ow does that have anything to do with the pot your replying to?

Quiet, you.

He said POT! POT PLANTS!

Quiet, you.

He said POT! POT PLANTS!
yes, you are george bush. how does it feel to be the most hated president ever?

Considering that cheese is the most disgusting edible substance found on the face of the earth, I'm disappointed that there's no "Cheese makes me want to reverse eat my breakfast" option...

Considering that cheese is the most disgusting edible substance found on the face of the earth, I'm disappointed that there's no "Cheese makes me want to reverse eat my breakfast" option...
glad to see someone agrees with me on haw cheese is disgusting.

Funny thing is that Britain has more varities of cheese than France! :D

Funny thing is that Britain has more varities of cheese than France! :D
Funnier still is that all varieties of UK and French cheese are actually made of something other than orange rubber. :eek:

Funnier still is that all varieties of UK and French cheese are actually made of something other than orange rubber. :eek:

Same with Dutch and German cheeses....and Swiss...also Norwiegan...Swedish and Italian!

How anyone could eat plastic processed chemical gak is beyond me.

and why are you being so crazy? are you george bush?

*eyes narrow* Are you inferring that there's something wrong with being crazy?

*eyes narrow* Are you inferring that there's something wrong with being crazy?
Not half as wrong as being made of orange rubber.

glad to see someone agrees with me on haw cheese is disgusting.Does it make you throw up too? :D

Not half as wrong as being made of orange rubber.

You are very right!!!

http://courses.csm.arts.ac.uk/images/ma_sc_rubberman_cutout.jpg

Same with Dutch and German cheeses....and Swiss...also Norwiegan...Swedish and Italian!

How anyone could eat plastic processed chemical gak is beyond me.

Mmm... gak.

Believe it or not, AMerica actually has some good cheeses.

Sharp Vermont Cheddar is quite nice and I'd match it up vs. any other cheese in the world. That being said, my favorite cheese is called Butterkase. There are supposed to be a couple dots over one or two of those letters, but my keyboard doesn't easily do letter dots. :p

You are very right!!!

http://courses.csm.arts.ac.uk/images/ma_sc_rubberman_cutout.jpg

:eek: I knew it! You ARE spying on me!!! :eek:

Mmm... gak.

Believe it or not, AMerica actually has some good cheeses.

Sharp Vermont Cheddar is quite nice and I'd match it up vs. any other cheese in the world. That being said, my favorite cheese is called Butterkase. There are supposed to be a couple dots over one or two of those letters, but my keyboard doesn't easily do letter dots. :p

Yeah...thats why I did not say American.... :)

:eek: I knew it! You ARE spying on me!!! :eek:

You can thanks the NSA for that one! LOL

Jonny, Genral, Infinity

(name, rank, number)

You can thanks the NSA for that one! LOL

I knew it! I knew crank-calling terrorists would get me in trouble! :mad:

I knew it! I knew crank-calling terrorists would get me in trouble! :mad:

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm........Sixty-four slices of American cheese.

Mmmmmmmmmm........Sixty-four slices of American cheese.

yeah....the only Simpsons episode that nearly made me puke! LOL

crap, i clicked the wrong poll option. i like cheese, all cheese. and american cheese isn't cheese. if that stuff has ever been near a lactating mammal then i am god's second cousin maria with the limp.
Hi Maria! How's the limp? :D

You can get some GOOD cheddar in this country!

Does it make you throw up too? :D
i don't even touch it.

Hi Maria! How's the limp? :D

You can get some GOOD cheddar in this country!
*sighs*

There's more - so much more - to cheese than cheddar.

i don't even touch it.
I've actually got a neurosis that makes my stomach revolt if I notice that I eat cheese that isn't in pizza form...

I hate cheese in all its forms except for melted Velveeta squares in toasted cheese sammiches.

Mmm... gak.

Believe it or not, AMerica actually has some good cheeses.

Sharp Vermont Cheddar is quite nice and I'd match it up vs. any other cheese in the world.

I'll agree with you there. Even living in Oregon, I prefer Vermont Cheddar over Tillamook Cheddar any day.

There are plenty of good cheeses out there and it's more a matter of how one uses them that makes them good. Parmesan, for instance. No, not that crap that Kraft puts in a can but the solid form that requires a fine cheese grater to use properly. My favorite thing to use parmesan for is for grilled cheese sandwiches: after buttering the bread, sprinkle grated parmesan on top of the butter and press it in. Not only does it keep your hands from getting all buttery when trying to cook it, but there is this nice, crunchy-cheesy coating on the sandwich when it's all done.

Another cheese that people have a love/hate relationship with: feta. Does wonderful things for gyros and salad. The trick is to using enough to taste, but not using so much that it overwhelms the flavor of everything else.

One last question: what's up with fake cheese? If it's fake because it's made out of mostly oil and water, therefore cheap, then it's called "artificial cheese", but if it's fake because it's made out of soy or some other crap that means vegans can eat it with a clear conscience, then it's called "cheese substitute" or "cheese alternative" and it's horribly expensive.

No, not that crap that Kraft puts in a can
Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about that stuff.

The other form of cheese I like is Parmasean Salt on spaghetti. Mmm-mmm.

Spam.