NationStates Jolt Archive

One of mine will have to be this one from Shaun Of The Dead:

How is that for a slice of fried gold

FUCK YOU...PAY ME!!
goodfellas...while he is choking the jewish gambler dude.

EVERY ONE GOTTA DIE SOMETIME!
platoon..the tough as sarge kicking his boy to the curb when he asks for a pass..cause he got a bad feeling on this one.

i cant remember it exactly..but in ron burgundy..anchorman..the cologne panther piss the guy puts on is "QUITE PUNGENT...STINGS THE NOSTRILS"

too many to remember.

"We want...another shrubbery!'"

Apart from the dialogue in the witch burning and bridge of doom scenes in Holy Grail and the stoning scene in Life of Brian, I've always liked Jean Reno's line in Godzilla:

"Running would be a good idea."

"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

Apart from the dialogue in the witch burning and bridge of doom scenes in Holy Grail and the stoning scene in Life of Brian, I've always liked Jean Reno's line in Godzilla:

"Running would be a good idea."
'What's your favourite colour?':p

"Some people are OK, mostly I just feel like poisoning everybody." (Ghost World)

'What's your favourite colour?':p
"What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?"
"Eh, I don't kno- AAAAAAAAH!"
"How do you know so much about swallows sire?"
"You've got to know these things when you're King." ;)

"I never thought I would be so tired at 22." Jules, St. Elmo's Fire

"I wanted to live near Joe." Fin, Station Agent

The first two to come to mind.


ETA: Oh, and Life of Brian's "Otter's noses", of course. Or, rather, the dubbed "Otternasen", because that's what I randomly use in everyday conversation.

"No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even- And I want to make this absolutely clear!- Even if they do say Jehova!"

"How many cells does a Single-Celled Organism have?"

"How many cells does a Single-Celled Organism have?"
lol

"The End"

Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

"As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about."

'Good times, noodle salad'

....cant remember the film...it's got Jack Nicholson in it...

"I never thought I would be so tired at 22." Jules, St. Elmo's Fire

"I wanted to live near Joe." Fin, Station Agent

This is funny in ways that will probably bug you. But i'll let your imagination do the work here. :D


ETA: Oh, and Life of Brian's "Otter's noses", of course. Or, rather, the dubbed "Otternasen", because that's what I randomly use in everyday conversation. Otters are cute. :)

This is SUCH a Straughn thread.
Hmmm ..

I don't wanna FUCK 'em, I just want to talk to them.

There's many, many ..... that's much of my post history anyway.

"Oh my god!!! It's Straughn!"

What movie was that from.. hrm.

"Schneakin!"-Smeagol
"I believe I speak for all of us when I say; To hell with our orders"- Data

"Oh my god!!! It's Straughn!"

What movie was that from.. hrm.
Hi Ruffy!

I clicked back from the warning screen and hit it a second time, and I GOT THROUGH! WooT!

Of course, there's a lot of other good quotes.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Narrator: [about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.

"There's Snakes on the Plane!"

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!"

Hi Ruffy!

I clicked back from the warning screen and hit it a second time, and I GOT THROUGH! WooT!

Of course, there's a lot of other good quotes.
Yay!

Yes there are..

Hmm..

I can't think of any.. crap.

'Good times, noodle salad'

....cant remember the film...it's got Jack Nicholson in it...

As Good As It Gets

Plenty of classic lines in there:
"Police!! Doughnut munching morons! Help me!"

And, of course there is his answer to how he writes women characters so well:
"I think of a man...and I take away reason, and accountability."


Actually, my vote for this thread would go for the line from Aliens
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Yay!

Yes there are..

Hmm..

I can't think of any.. crap.
What about from Cheech and Chong movies? ;)

Yay!

Yes there are..

Hmm..

I can't think of any.. crap.
You don't even think V's intro in V for Vendetta is appropriate? :(

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

This is SUCH a Straughn thread.
Hmmm ..



Whats your name stranger?

Straughn

I thought you were dead

Not hardly pilgrim

What about from Cheech and Chong movies? ;)
Hmmm ...

Corsican Brother#1: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!
Corsican Brother#2: Trisexual?
Corsican Brother#1: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!

"I'm gonna make him an offer he cannot refuse."

Whats your name stranger?

Straughn

I thought you were dead

Not hardly pilgrim
:D
Hi Not bad! How goes it?

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not fucking graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is fucking private property. No fucking trespassing. That means fucking you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in fucking English, I would fucking understand it.

"Yo, baby! Ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
Jason Mewes - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"Ohhh no, the clit is real! The female orgasm is the myth!"
Will Ferrell - Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

What about from Cheech and Chong movies? ;)
*tries to remember*
*head starts to hurt*

Stoners laugh, not log.

:cool:

Hi Ruffy!

I clicked back from the warning screen and hit it a second time, and I GOT THROUGH! WooT!

Of course, there's a lot of other good quotes.
@ the quote..

Yes!

I need to watch the movie again some time.

*tries to remember*
*head starts to hurt*

Stoners laugh, not log.

:cool:


how could you forget...

"You wanna get high man? ...... Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? "

:D
Hi Not bad! How goes it?

Hi Straughn! It's been a while. ;)

*bows*

Here's my favorite from Pitch Black.

Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

Treasure trove of movie quotes.

You don't even think V's intro in V for Vendetta is appropriate? :(
Never saw V!

:eek:

Never saw V!

:eek:


why do i keep thinking of.....

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/68/39/55m.jpg

maybe im just old fashioned, but when i hear V that is what i always think of....

how could you forget...

"You wanna get high man? ...... Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? "
Well I ran our of parrot bay.. so I started drinking bacardi light rum.. then I ran out of that.. moved on to bacardi dark rum..

*eyes glaze over*

Don't look at me like that!

I want to watch Cheech and Chong right now.

Hi Straughn! It's been a while. ;)

*bows*

Here's my favorite from Pitch Black.

Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

Treasure trove of movie quotes.Hi Xisla! *bows*
Excellent quote, i might add. Funny how it's in your response to me. :D

Jolt hasn't liked me of late. I found a way 'round today, but i can't promise much future performance, really. How've you been?

Well I ran our of parrot bay.. so I started drinking bacardi light rum.. then I ran out of that.. moved on to bacardi dark rum..

*eyes glaze over*

Don't look at me like that!

I want to watch Cheech and Chong right now.

my 2 favorite cheech and chong films are up in smoke and the corsican brothers.

Here's my favorite from Pitch Black.

Riddick: Think someone could spend half their life in a slam with a horse bit in their mouth and not believe? Think he could start out in some liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and not believe? Got it all wrong, holy man. I absolutely believe in God... And I absolutely hate the fucker.

That is GREAT...GENIUS...BRILLIANT!!! I LOVE it!!!

why do i keep thinking of.....

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/68/39/55m.jpg

maybe im just old fashioned, but when i hear V that is what i always think of....
What the hell is that movie?!

What the hell is that movie?!


twas not a movie, but a television series on when i was little.....

before your time im afraid

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086822/

my 2 favorite cheech and chong films are up in smoke and the corsican brothers.
I think I like the scene where they are in the car with the white rich people..

:p

That, or.. well.. I can't explain the other one..

Had something to do with them being on a stage..

I think I like the scene where they are in the car with the white rich people..

:p

That, or.. well.. I can't explain the other one..

Had something to do with them being on a stage..

what about the part when they drive the van made entirely of marijuanna...classic...

twas not a movie, but a television series on when i was little.....

before your time im afraid

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086822/
Jesus Christ that's old!

twas not a movie, but a television series on when i was little.....

before your time im afraid

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086822/

Ah, yes, and it was the one thing that left you shaking your head about how Robert Englund would go onto play Freddy Kreuger.

what about the part when they drive the van made entirely of marijuanna...classic...
*nods*
*smokes a bowl*

Jesus Christ that's old!


yes i was only 2 when it originally aired, but i watched it in syndication..

Ah, yes, and it was the one thing that left you shaking your head about how Robert Englund would go onto play Freddy Kreuger.


yea i know, and freddy kruger he remained....t

sure he's done other things, but nothing that really stands out....

Never saw V!

:eek:
It's worth a tour or two, IMNSHO.


Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Michael Bolton: You were supposed to come in Saturday. What were you doing?
Peter Gibbons: Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.

Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Lawrence: Peter... watch out for your cornhole, man...

*nods*
*smokes a bowl*


gives me an idea....

:D
Hi Not bad! How goes it?

Pretty good. Where have you been keepin yourself?

Hi Xisla! *bows*
Excellent quote, i might add. Funny how it's in your response to me. :D

Jolt hasn't liked me of late. I found a way 'round today, but i can't promise much future performance, really. How've you been?

That would be a pity, you're such a NSG staple that I can't imagine the forum without your presence. I mean, does the future belong to the likes of *shudder* Designated Marksman?

As for myself, I passed my quals last month and I am now a senior grad student. I think my examiners must have demolished a bit of my health along with my self-confidence, since I get sick real easy nowadays.

And backaches. So this is what turning 30 feels like. Dammit.

yes i was only 2 when it originally aired, but i watched it in syndication..
Yargh.

Yargh.


if its on for rent and you got nothing else better to do give it a watch.

Pretty good. Where have you been keepin yourself?
A lot of extra work and rearranging the things i own for perhaps a long move.
Other than that, apparently out of NS's clutches, however unwittingly.
A lot of Google Maps too. :)

It's worth a tour or two, IMNSHO.
I'll rent it!

*wonders off*

this classic from time bandits....

Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

gives me an idea....
Do it!

if its on for rent and you got nothing else better to do give it a watch.
is it easy to find?

That would be a pity, you're such a NSG staple that I can't imagine the forum without your presence. I mean, does the future belong to the likes of *shudder* Designated Marksman? Well, it might - and his/her frequent blog excursions for the rest of us to bask in. You know, Conscience and Truth and The UN abassadorship had some good runs too! ;)

As for myself, I passed my quals last month and I am now a senior grad student.Yay!! *bows*

I think my examiners must have demolished a bit of my health along with my self-confidence, since I've get sick easily nowadays.

And backaches. So this is what turning 30 feels like. Dammit.They probably did have a bit to do with it - and stress. Not enough B vitamins, perhaps? I've just found a new allergy that made it feel like someone lunge punched my adam's apple permanently sideways. *grr*
Make sure you get your sleep, and if you have any particular empathic inclination, exercise caution about whom you surround yourself with :)

Do it!


I shall, but only because you think its right...

is it easy to find?


dunno best buy probably has it. they have every other tv show. even the richard pryor show.


*wonders if alien nation is out as well....*

this classic from time bandits....

Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
Robert: Slugs.
Evil: Slugs! HE created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
Oooh! GOOD quote!! *bows*

Oooh! GOOD quote!! *bows*


thank you. i didnt remember it in its entirety, so i let imdb fill in the rest for me.

has been the longest since ive seen that movie...

Oh whats that "funny? funny how?" quote?

Oh whats that "funny? funny how?" quote?


\Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

I shall, but only because you think its right...
oh hell yeah!

oh hell yeah!

but ill probably doze off afterwards, probably for the better i have to be up for work at 830

thank you. i didnt remember it in its entirety, so i let imdb fill in the rest for me.

has been the longest since ive seen that movie...
LONG time for me as well. I keep thinking about the sequence when they're pulled out of the ocean ... that part, and the stupidity of the kid at the end with the evil. :)

dunno best buy probably has it. they have every other tv show. even the richard pryor show.


*wonders if alien nation is out as well....*
possibly..

*rubs chin*

\Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
Yay!!!!

*drinks more*

but ill probably doze off afterwards, probably for the better i have to be up for work at 830
we can dance untill you fall asleep.

LONG time for me as well. I keep thinking about the sequence when they're pulled out of the ocean ... that part, and the stupidity of the kid at the end with the evil. :)


and of course sean connery....

another movie i miss the the adventures of baron munchausen.


ruffy take notes....

possibly..

*rubs chin*


*rubs chin*

Oh yeah, of course ...:

1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Nately died a wealthy man, Yossarian. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate.
Yossarian: What difference does that make? He's dead.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his family will get it.
Yossarian: He didn't have time to have a family.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then his parents will get it.
Yossarian: They don't need it, they're rich.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Then they'll understand.

Yossarian: Those bastards are trying to kill me.
1st Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No one is trying to kill you sweetheart. Now eat your dessert like a good boy.
Yossarian: Oh yeah? Then why are they shooting at me Milo?
Dobbs: They're shooting at everyone Yossarian.
Yossarian: And what difference does that make?
Dobbs: Look Yossarian, suppose, I mean just suppose everyone thought the same way you do.
Yossarian: Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.

Yay!!!!

*drinks more*


luckily i still had imdb up when you asked....

we can dance untill you fall asleep.


http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/animated/leela_dance2_animate.gif

and of course sean connery....

another movie i miss the the adventures of baron munchausen.


ruffy take notes....
Agamemnon, right? (sp?)

I watched the Adventures with a friend in Homer and drank some very strange wine with him, which pretty well distracted me from catching the more clever parts.

history of the world part 1

I'm sittin flickin chickens, And I'm looking through the pickens, And suddenly these goys break down my walls, I didn't even know them, And they grabbed me by the scrotum, And started playing ping pong with my balls, Oy the agony, oh the shame, To make my privates public? for a game?

Agamemnon, right? (sp?)

I watched the Adventures with a friend in Homer and drank some very strange wine with him, which pretty well distracted me from catching the more clever parts.


what is the name of said "strange wine"

and of course sean connery....

another movie i miss the the adventures of baron munchausen.


ruffy take notes....
*doesnt have a pen*

Nightie again. Perhaps a bit before i get on again, i don't really know.
*bows*

luckily i still had imdb up when you asked....
praise the lord!

Nightie again. Perhaps a bit before i get on again, i don't really know.
*bows*


Goodnight. I'll stay on for a little longer then its off to bed for me too...

what is the name of said "strange wine"
I don't remember. I just remember that it was temperature sensitive, and there was this thick kind of white mint accent to it.

praise the lord!


*praises*

http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/animated/leela_dance2_animate.gif
*boogies*

I don't remember. I just remember that it was temperature sensitive, and there was this thick kind of white mint accent to it.


Well that kind of sounds disgusting.....no offense

*doesnt have a pen*


You should get one!

Nightie again. Perhaps a bit before i get on again, i don't really know.
*bows*
FD will be sad he missed you.

FD will be sad he missed you.

Where the hell is he?

A lot of extra work and rearranging the things i own for perhaps a long move.
Other than that, apparently out of NS's clutches, however unwittingly.
A lot of Google Maps too. :)

As always you remain shrouded in mystery.

Consistency is everything in this sort of reputation I suppose

Oh yeah, of course ...:

One of my favorite anti-war movies of all time. :)

And I'll go get some vitamins too, thanks.

You should get one!
gah!

Where the hell is he?
I'm guessing he's sticking with the "what do you look like" thread till it gets modspotted.

*praises*
*boogies*

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb had the best dialouges

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


[the President calls the Soviet Premier]
President Merkin Muffley: [to Kissoff] Hello?... Ah... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.

I copied those from the IMDB because they're too damn long to memorize though.

Samuel L Jackson.
Pulp Fiction.
"Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
For he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost souls.
And i will strike down upon the with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name IS THE LORD
WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE"
"ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

Edward Norton
Fight Club
"Marla Singer was one of those people who thought that life could end at any moment. the only real tragedy is that it didn't.

Just to name the 3 best. and in fight club, when brad pitt just looks at the narrator and says "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." "WHAT?" "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"

This is funny in ways that will probably bug you. But i'll let your imagination do the work here. :D Why, look who's posting. And believe it or not, I actually found the funny. Completely silly, of course, because I would never move to the evil world of coniferous trees and cold. I am tired, though. Must be old age. :p

Otters are cute. :) Yes they are. :) My second favourite animals. *nods*

She could give a dog a bone!

Scwing!

SCH WING!!!

I was not aware of that!

Asphinctersezwhat?

:p

Nightie again. Perhaps a bit before i get on again, i don't really know.
*bows*
Explains why i don't know you that well.
Mr Hide and Mass post!;) :p

and of course sean connery....

another movie i miss the the adventures of baron munchausen.


ruffy take notes....
Yeah funny as.

I'm suprised and gratified that no-one has mentioned Snakes on a Plane yet.
*faith in humanity - rising*

I'm suprised and gratified that no-one has mentioned Snakes on a Plane yet.
*faith in humanity - rising*
Well, you can stow away that faith again - it's not out yet, so they can't really quote it very well, can they?

Well, you can stow away that faith again - it's not out yet, so they can't really quote it very well, can they?
True, but I half expected a swift 'Snakes on a motherfuckin' Plane!' regardless.

True, but I half expected a swift 'Snakes on a motherfuckin' Plane!' regardless.
Also true. *nods* Well, now that you said it yourself, I guess it's done.:p

*Nods*

gah!


wait you have a computer in front of you...type these down!

I'm guessing he's sticking with the "what do you look like" thread till it gets modspotted.


i gave up on that therad ages ago. did not have the same fun as the HDYDI thread....

Yeah funny as.

:confused:

I'm suprised and gratified that no-one has mentioned Snakes on a Plane yet.
*faith in humanity - rising*


wait until a couple weeks after its released, the threads will come flooding in i bet.

"That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10."

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life...

the über famous Apocalypse Now Quote:

You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

And of course almost every single line FMJ's Drill Sarge says :D

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick,From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger, you dance all night, then you throw it away... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

which film is that from?

which film is that from?
Fight Club

Fight Club

I thought i had that movie down, i need to see it again.

I love my dead gay son.

"you sir, are a bastard"

"yes sir, an accident of birth, you sir are a self made man"

Detective Mills: "C'mon, he's insane! Look, right now he's probably dancing around in his grandmaw's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter...Ooooo! How's that?"

Detective Mills: "He's a nutbag! And...And just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him, Yoda!"

Detective Mills: "C'mon, he's insane! Look, right now he's probably dancing around in his grandmaw's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in peanut butter...Ooooo! How's that?"

Detective Mills: "He's a nutbag! And...And just becuase the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him, Yoda!"


such a great movie....i should watch that later.....

"Shes a serial killer and shes my mom!"

"We're going to Algeria"

"I knew you'd say that!"

"I am the Law!"
"Do it! Do it!"

and of course
"Say hello to my little friend!"

"You gotta either get busy living, or get busy dying."

Fern Gully:

Ock: Now Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?

Batty Koda: Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Hellen".

"Sometimes theres just not enough rocks"-Forrest Gump

"Act one, scene one. Gregor Samsa woke up one morning to discover that he had been transformed into a giant cock-a-roach.....nah, too good..."-The Producers

such a great movie....i should watch that later.....
Especially Gweneth Paltrow's topless scene at the end *nods*

Especially Gweneth Paltrow's topless scene at the end *nods*


indeed a classic scene.

guess the quote...just watch this film again yesterday


"I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it. "

I'm suprised and gratified that no-one has mentioned Snakes on a Plane yet.
*faith in humanity - rising*
I actually had no idea until today.:p

From Kingdom of Heaven

Hospitaller: I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What god desires is here
[points to head]
Hospitaller: and here
[points to heart]
Hospitaller: -and by what you decide to do every day, you will be a good man. Or not.

From Gettysburg

Well, I got to hand it to you, George. You sure got a talent for trivializing the momentous and complicating the obvious. You ever consider running for Congress?

From A Clockwork Orange

Conspirator: Do you still feel suicidal?

Alex: Well, put it this way, I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me....[slumps into spaghetti]

http://sqd.ru/files/s/ex4.jpg
"I know we come from different worlds..."
:fluffle:

"...Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries..."
Monty Python, the Holy Grail

"...Talk to the hand..."
"...I'll be back..."
"...Get out..."
"...Come with me if you want to live..."
Etc... Timeless classics from the Terminator Trilogy
(The Terminator, T2 Judgement Day, T3 Rise of the Machines)

There is plenty more and too much to list.

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly:

One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left.
[Tuco kills him with a hidden gun]
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.

Tuco: You pig ! You wanted to get me killed. When'd you unload it?
Blondie: Last night. You see in this world there's two kinds of people my friend - those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

Dirty Harry:

Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

:confused:
Baron Munchausen...

"Look, if I went around saying I was the emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape...the last beautiful free soul on this planet.