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Canada beat US to reach World Cup

Canada booked their place at the 2007 Rugby World Cup with an emphatic 56-7 victory over neighbouring USA. It was the Canadians' biggest win against the Eagles, winger James Pritchard scoring 36 points himself to break the national team record of 29.

Pritchard scored three of Canada's seven tries, kicked six conversions and three penalties.

"I couldn't be happier for the players at times we played some excellent rugby," said Canada coach Ric Suggitt.

"We have to continue to improve because when we go to play Wales and Italy in November, we'll have to be even better than this. The next level is a huge jump."

The United States of America now face a two-leg play-off against Uruguay for the last Americas spot in next year's showcase finals in France.

Uruguay will host the first leg in Montevideo on 30 September and the return match will take place on 7 October in Stanford, California.
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On another note, go Uruguay!

Canada beat US to reach World Cup

Canada booked their place at the 2007 Rugby World Cup with an emphatic 56-7 victory over neighbouring USA. It was the Canadians' biggest win against the Eagles, winger James Pritchard scoring 36 points himself to break the national team record of 29.

Pritchard scored three of Canada's seven tries, kicked six conversions and three penalties.

"I couldn't be happier for the players at times we played some excellent rugby," said Canada coach Ric Suggitt.

"We have to continue to improve because when we go to play Wales and Italy in November, we'll have to be even better than this. The next level is a huge jump."

The United States of America now face a two-leg play-off against Uruguay for the last Americas spot in next year's showcase finals in France.

Uruguay will host the first leg in Montevideo on 30 September and the return match will take place on 7 October in Stanford, California.
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On another note, go Uruguay!


puhlease.....you guys play american football on a field i could drive a formula 1 car on..lol....rugby..the only guys that play it here are ivy league wannabes showing off to their g/f's or their dads.
my bro played rugby in college..it looked like a bunch of guys hugging to me..every once in awhile some one got smacked down...probably cause he didn't give a reach around.


JUST KIDDING!!!!!

Well done Canada!

I'm still not convinced about the Italians in the 5/6 Nations though...

Still Canada have been getting better....obviously they have no chance of winning the World Cup but I hope they make a good show of it....like trashing the Kiwi's for example :)

puhlease.....you guys play american football on a field i could drive a formula 1 car on..lol....rugby..the only guys that play it here are ivy league wannabes showing off to their g/f's or their dads.
my bro played rugby in college..it looked like a bunch of guys hugging to me..every once in awhile some one got smacked down...probably cause he didn't give a reach around.


JUST KIDDING!!!!!

Lol... had me going to damed yankie!

I'm just waiting for the final repechage place to be decided. One of the repechage teams will be Tonga, and the other one gets to go in New Zealands pool. It will be the 20th best team in the world, vs the All Blacks.

Pools:

POOL A

England
South Africa
Samoa
Americas 3
Repechage 2 (Tonga probably)

POOL B
Australia
Wales
Fiji
Canada
Asia 1

POOL C
New Zealand
Scotland
Europe 1 (Italy probably)
Europe 2
Repechage 1

POOL D
France
Ireland
Argentina
Europe 3
Africa 1

I'm just waiting for the final repechage place to be decided. One of them will be Tonga, and the other one gets to go in New Zealands pool. It will be the 20th best team in the world, vs the All Blacks.

Ouch!!! LOL

Ouch!!! LOL
Yeah, South Africa spanked uruguay by about 117 points last world cup.
I'd expecting America to go through, through repercharge.
Repercharge 1-Tonga
Asia-Japan
Portugal
Spain
Georgia
Romania
Africa-Namibia
USA
Uruguay
Something like that to fight out the final spots...

I'm just waiting for the final repechage place to be decided. One of the repechage teams will be Tonga, and the other one gets to go in New Zealands pool. It will be the 20th best team in the world, vs the All Blacks.


I'd expect NZ to win that one...2nd best in the world vs the 20th best.... 100 points anyone?

Anyway My prediction ATM:


England
South Africa
Samoa
Americas 3
Repechage 2 (Tonga probably)
England qualify in 1st
SA in 2nd.

POOL B
Australia
Wales
Fiji
Canada
Asia 1

Oz 1st
wales 2nd.

POOL C
New Zealand
Scotland
Europe 1 (Italy probably)
Europe 2
Repechage 1

NZ 1st
2nd....who knows, probably Scotland

POOL D
France
Ireland
Argentina
Europe 3
Africa 1

France 1st
Ireland 2nd....just.

France win the RWC...

Well done Canada! Not surprised ye beat the US thou, they aren't really known for their Rugby team now are they?

ireland can beat france.

if ireland got to play canada, i would go buy tickets to see that match. jusrt because i would find it funny.

Well done Canada! Not surprised ye beat the US thou, they aren't really known for their Rugby team now are they?

Romania?

Haha, its got to the point where the northern hemisphere-ites have to put all their faith in France.

Haha, its got to the point where the northern hemisphere-ites have to put all their faith in France.
Or Ireland... or England...

Canada beat US to reach World Cup

Canada booked their place at the 2007 Rugby World Cup with an emphatic 56-7 victory over neighbouring USA. It was the Canadians' biggest win against the Eagles, winger James Pritchard scoring 36 points himself to break the national team record of 29.

Pritchard scored three of Canada's seven tries, kicked six conversions and three penalties.

"I couldn't be happier for the players at times we played some excellent rugby," said Canada coach Ric Suggitt.

"We have to continue to improve because when we go to play Wales and Italy in November, we'll have to be even better than this. The next level is a huge jump."

The United States of America now face a two-leg play-off against Uruguay for the last Americas spot in next year's showcase finals in France.

Uruguay will host the first leg in Montevideo on 30 September and the return match will take place on 7 October in Stanford, California.
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On another note, go Uruguay!


You could count the # of Americans that actually care in less time then it took you to type this post.

I'd expect NZ to win that one...2nd best in the world vs the 20th best.... 100 points anyone?
2nd best?
Who exactly has beaten NZ in the last two years? (Aside from South Africa once)

2nd best?
Who exactly has beaten NZ in the last two years? (Aside from South Africa once)

Like i said... they're blowing their load over France atm.

Unless its that old joke about New Zealand having the first and second best teams in the world... Naturally we wouldn't put our A team out against some bunny team.

Haha, its got to the point where the northern hemisphere-ites have to put all their faith in France.

Not really....just let them win once in a while so they don't discouraged...

Not really....just let them win once in a while so they don't discouraged...

They've made 3 finals and fucked them all up. That's more finals than New Zealand's made..

Actually, 2 seconds after I posted I realised that it was 2 - '87 and '99. Thats the same number as the ABs, but meh.

They've made 3 finals and fucked them all up. That's more finals than New Zealand's made..

Actually, 2 seconds after I posted I realised that it was 2 - '87 and '99. Thats the same number as the ABs, but meh.

:) I was talking 5 Nations...shold have made that clearer...

However they (Froggies) are fun to watch...but in WC terms...well England will have problems I think....Aussies or NZ I reckon...and I would be happy to see NZ win...

I hated the last tour we had over in NZ....its was a catastrophe for England and rugger...I mean wtf was Alastair Campbell doing in the management team???

You don't need a spin doctor if you are a world class team....really pissed me off...

And then that 'spearing' crap...pah

/minor rant

Canada beat US to reach World Cup

Canada booked their place at the 2007 Rugby World Cup with an emphatic 56-7 victory over neighbouring USA. It was the Canadians' biggest win against the Eagles, winger James Pritchard scoring 36 points himself to break the national team record of 29.

Pritchard scored three of Canada's seven tries, kicked six conversions and three penalties.

"I couldn't be happier for the players at times we played some excellent rugby," said Canada coach Ric Suggitt.

"We have to continue to improve because when we go to play Wales and Italy in November, we'll have to be even better than this. The next level is a huge jump."

The United States of America now face a two-leg play-off against Uruguay for the last Americas spot in next year's showcase finals in France.

Uruguay will host the first leg in Montevideo on 30 September and the return match will take place on 7 October in Stanford, California.
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On another note, go Uruguay!

See, I looked at the title and thought football (soccer), and I was wondering how the hell it ended up 56-7. Was Canada using cyborgs? Then I saw rugby and it made sense. So yeah, go Canada.

2nd best?
Who exactly has beaten NZ in the last two years? (Aside from South Africa once)
When was the last time NZ played France? And what was the result?

2 years ago wasn't it, and who won? Precisly? (Hopes to god I reamber the score right) Anyway, France to win RWC2007, if they don't implode again.

Like i said... they're blowing their load over France atm.

Unless its that old joke about New Zealand having the first and second best teams in the world... Naturally we wouldn't put our A team out against some bunny team.
I'd doubt Henry would put even his B team up. He seems to have about 4 teams going right now.

I think the Maoris should be allowed to field a side in the RWC.

guess what? I don't care.

When was the last time NZ played France? And what was the result?

2 years ago wasn't it, and who won? Precisly? (Hopes to god I reamber the score right) Anyway, France to win RWC2007, if they don't implode again.
Are you talking about the match on the 28th November, 2004 where New Zealand played France in Paris?
That was the last time the two sides met.









Oh, and fyi, NZ won 45 - 6.

So your point was.........what, exactly?

guess what? I don't care.
Then why post?

Beating the 'republic eagles' isn't really that big of a deal.

Still, well done canada.

Wow...People still follow these retarded imitations of a real sport. :confused:

Wow...People still follow these retarded imitations of a real sport. :confused:
yeah, suprises me as well. Apparently a couple of million watched this thing called the 'Superbowl' whatever that is. Strange huh, seeing as only 1 nation plays that sport, which was actually a dumbed down version of rugby anyway. Hell they could be watching that sport which a large portion nof the world plays instead....

meh, my monesy still on france to win. I've got a feeling that the rest of the world are catching up with the AB's. Just like England where in 2002 you've just passed your peak. the question is: Can you hold it together like they did?

Ireland will win.

And, for once, I'm semi-serious.

come you boys in green!:p

Well done Canada! Not surprised ye beat the US thou, they aren't really known for their Rugby team now are they?
Neither is Canada. They're pretty much all "aboot" hockey and football up there as far as I've been told.

yeah, suprises me as well. Apparently a couple of million watched this thing called the 'Superbowl' whatever that is. Strange huh, seeing as only 1 nation plays that sport, which was actually a dumbed down version of rugby anyway. Hell they could be watching that sport which a large portion nof the world plays instead....

meh, my monesy still on france to win. I've got a feeling that the rest of the world are catching up with the AB's. Just like England where in 2002 you've just passed your peak. the question is: Can you hold it together like they did?
Actually, Canada plays football too, they just play it on a larger field (by 20 yards) and have one or two variations, but it's essentially the same sport. Close enough for college teams to play each other in exhibition matches. Your ignorance is truly astounding. So we don't like rugby? Well, fuck rugby! We (in this case, US and Canada) don't have to like something because the rest of the world does! Baseball kicks ass, hockey kicks ass, football certainly kicks ass. Rugby? Yawn. And don't even get me started on how lame soccer is. "But the rest of the world likes it" Yeah, all that means is that US and Canada are the only countries who are smart enough to realize that soccer is less exciting than watching flies fuck.

When was the last time NZ played France? And what was the result?

2 years ago wasn't it, and who won? Precisly? (Hopes to god I reamber the score right) Anyway, France to win RWC2007, if they don't implode again.


It was the year before last, ABs won 45-6, and the french scrum surrendered. I can't remember another test match with uncontested scrums.


http://stats.allblacks.com/teamsheet.asp?level1=All_Blacks&Level2=ABC&MT_ID=2112

Actually, Canada plays football too, they just play it on a larger field (by 20 yards) and have one or two variations, but it's essentially the same sport. Close enough for college teams to play each other in exhibition matches. Your ignorance is truly astounding. So we don't like rugby? Well, fuck rugby! We (in this case, US and Canada) don't have to like something because the rest of the world does! Baseball kicks ass, hockey kicks ass, football certainly kicks ass. Rugby? Yawn. And don't even get me started on how lame soccer is. "But the rest of the world likes it" Yeah, all that means is that US and Canada are the only countries who are smart enough to realize that soccer is less exciting than watching flies fuck.
US? Smart? Looked at your president latly?

And ireland do have a chance, but only if they can get themselves sorted out. They've got talent but can they get it together. probably th e best abcks in the world tho!

Romania?
Once upon a time...
Sigh:(

Neither is Canada. They're pretty much all "aboot" hockey and football up there as far as I've been told.
Hockey and Curling.

I fear that tours will be sold out...

Once upon a time...
Sigh:(
Just like Argentina really. Strange that it's the NH thats doing more to help the Argies isn't it. (Theres a sizable lobby trying to get Arentina in the 6N, playing at San Sebastian (spain). Romanias being helped as well and they should be playing in the PArker Pen Sheild next year, English clubs have adopted a 'mentoring' scheme in which the English help get a professional league set up there in return for a few players.

I hate to say it but SANZAR has been caught napping by it's continued isolation of the Pacific Islanders (And the plundering of there players) and it's ignorance of Argentina.

Why don't you guys just stay home. We already got the world cup in the bag :D. (by we i mean NZ obviously)

Just like Argentina really. Strange that it's the NH thats doing more to help the Argies isn't it. (Theres a sizable lobby trying to get Arentina in the 6N, playing at San Sebastian (spain). Romanias being helped as well and they should be playing in the PArker Pen Sheild next year, English clubs have adopted a 'mentoring' scheme in which the English help get a professional league set up there in return for a few players.

I hate to say it but SANZAR has been caught napping by it's continued isolation of the Pacific Islanders (And the plundering of there players) and it's ignorance of Argentina.
Yeah, well NZ has a policy of NZ players only, Australia is trying to develop a bigger talent pool, and the jarps have enough problems with their 'non existent quota system'.

The new Air New Zealand Cup is rather rank but a few foriegners are getting a go at it, one being Bosche from Argentina playing for Manawatu.

Why don't you guys just stay home. We already got the world cup in the bag :D. (by we i mean NZ obviously)
You've said that since you last won it, every single RWC and you keep chocking, why should this year be any diffrent?

Jarps? Do you mean the Japanise? well as far as I know there technicaclly in the NH, and a mentoring schemes going on between them and the tigers.

Arn't you all getting a bit baord with the Tri-Nations now, you know playing the same 2 teams 3 times? Why not cut it down to 2 games against each team and add Argentina, and in the Super 14, expand it to a Super 16, Get rid of the Southern Spears idea in SA (How many teams do they need?) and add a PAcific islands and a Argentinian team.

Actually, Canada plays football too, they just play it on a larger field (by 20 yards) and have one or two variations, but it's essentially the same sport. Close enough for college teams to play each other in exhibition matches. Your ignorance is truly astounding. So we don't like rugby? Well, fuck rugby! We (in this case, US and Canada) don't have to like something because the rest of the world does! Baseball kicks ass, hockey kicks ass, football certainly kicks ass. Rugby? Yawn. And don't even get me started on how lame soccer is. "But the rest of the world likes it" Yeah, all that means is that US and Canada are the only countries who are smart enough to realize that soccer is less exciting than watching flies fuck.

poor poor effort at satire there Kapsilan...

Once upon a time...
Sigh:(

Won't be long until the 5 Natio...sorry 6 Nations will be the 7 Nations :mad:

Won't be long until the 5 Natio...sorry 6 Nations will be the 7 Nations :mad:
Maybe...

Maybe...

I hope not...but then I am a bit of a traditionalist...

SANZAR has actually looked a few times at accomidating Argentina, but since nearly all of their players play their club rugby in the nothern hemisphere and since northern hemisphere clubs are incredibly bitchy about letting their players go, it makes more sense for Argentina to play more there.

I hope not...but then I am a bit of a traditionalist...
Yeah, i can understand that, a few French players are of Rumanian or Georgian extraction so they have do have talent it just needs to be harnessed

Yeah, i can understand that, a few French players are of Rumanian or Georgian extraction so they have do have talent it just needs to be harnessed

Yeah...and I have no problem with other nations playing at an international level but I'd have thought maybe some league type format might be more suitable for those nations that are not at the level of Wales, France, England Scotland Wales etc...

US? Smart? Looked at your president latly?
No, I haven't looked at my president latly, but lately he's been a dipshit. That could be why I didn't vote for him in this republic of ours (the real reason is that I was too young at the time; born 6 months too late). But speaking of "leaders", last I checked you have an unelected hereditary sovereign and a leader selected by the most popular party instead of a leader chosen by the people through their political divisions (the States here). How's your current selected-by-the-ruling-party leader? Still catering to Bush's every fart and fancy? Well that's super. Too bad you can't have a PM with enough of a spine to defend your nation's sovereignty against the whims of another nation's inept leader. Well, at least you can just not elect him leader. Oh wait, you have a pariament! Well, you better hope that enough of his party isn't reelected so he'll won't return as PM. How did that go last time, by the way?

poor poor effort at satire there Kapsilan...
Satire? Man, have you ever fucking seen soccer? I was being honest. It is seriously the single most boring sport on earth. The fact that ESPN made us sit through that bullshit World Cup when there were perfectly good baseball games being played unwatched is ludicrous. I can't understand how you can watch that without resorting to gouging out your eyes. I would honestly prefer to watch "The Mating Habits of the Common House Fly" on PBS, essentially 60 minutes of flies fucking than watch a full 90-minute game of soccer.

Satire? Man, have you ever fucking seen soccer? I was being honest. It is seriously the single most boring sport on earth. The fact that ESPN made us sit through that bullshit World Cup when there were perfectly good baseball games being played unwatched is ludicrous. I can't understand how you can watch that without resorting to gouging out your eyes. I would honestly prefer to watch "The Mating Habits of the Common House Fly" on PBS, essentially 60 minutes of flies fucking than watch a full 90-minute game of soccer.

LOL sorry guy but I'm a footy freak...yer barking up the wrong tree on that one :)

No, I haven't looked at my president latly, but lately he's been a dipshit. That could be why I didn't vote for him in this republic of ours (the real reason is that I was too young at the time; born 6 months too late). But speaking of "leaders", last I checked you have an unelected hereditary sovereign and a leader selected by the most popular party instead of a leader chosen by the people through their political divisions (the States here). How's your current selected-by-the-ruling-party leader? Still catering to Bush's every fart and fancy? Well that's super. Too bad you can't have a PM with enough of a spine to defend your nation's sovereignty against the whims of another nation's inept leader. Well, at least you can just not elect him leader. Oh wait, you have a pariament! Well, you better hope that enough of his party isn't reelected so he'll won't return as PM. How did that go last time, by the way?
Ah, dislexia, isn't it wonderful. i sued to have a thing in my sig telling people about it but I took it out to mourn Hogsweat...

And out unelected monacy isn't exactly popular with me either, nor is Blair. however he dosn't seem to fo everything Bush says like you claim. he has got some free will left...

And Labour has done some remarkable thigns for our welfair state and our econermy, over 8 years of concecutive growth, other than a rediculas foreign policy he's done very well at home after taking voer from the mess the Conservatives left after the days of thatcher and Major.

The other rgeat thing is that blair is going to step down soon, and the guy who started all these good schemes that are boosting our econermy is stepping up.


Satire? Man, have you ever fucking seen soccer? I was being honest. It is seriously the single most boring sport on earth. The fact that ESPN made us sit through that bullshit World Cup when there were perfectly good baseball games being played unwatched is ludicrous. I can't understand how you can watch that without resorting to gouging out your eyes. I would honestly prefer to watch "The Mating Habits of the Common House Fly" on PBS, essentially 60 minutes of flies fucking than watch a full 90-minute game of soccer.
Mate, your talking to deaf ears here-I'm a Forest season ticket holder so you won't catch me hating football, though admittedly I prefer rugby these days. If you udnerstand the game then it's enthralling and facinating to watch, if you don't I can see why you'd hate it. After all I find Baseball incredably boring and thats probably coz I don't udnerstand it, needless to say I'd preferto watch a cricket match any day-another sport you probably don't udnerstand and find boring.

On the 6N front, I'd prefer to set up a league of 10 European teams that play a 'double league system' with premotion and relegation, 5 in the top teir 5 in the bottom, ATM the teirs would go:

France
England
Ireland
Wales
Scotland

T2
Italy
Romania
Russia
Portugal
Holland

and the you could interface that one with the European Nations Cup. It would also allow the argies to be accomidated more easly.

Satire? Man, have you ever fucking seen soccer? I was being honest. It is seriously the single most boring sport on earth. The fact that ESPN made us sit through that bullshit World Cup when there were perfectly good baseball games being played unwatched is ludicrous. I can't understand how you can watch that without resorting to gouging out your eyes. I would honestly prefer to watch "The Mating Habits of the Common House Fly" on PBS, essentially 60 minutes of flies fucking than watch a full 90-minute game of soccer.

i usent to like football either. i preferred more violent sports such as rugby, irish sports and martial arts. but the good thing about football is that it is played everywhere. you can go down to most parks in the world and start playing football with some complete strangers, expect in the united states of stupid fat fucks.

SANZAR has actually looked a few times at accomidating Argentina, but since nearly all of their players play their club rugby in the nothern hemisphere and since northern hemisphere clubs are incredibly bitchy about letting their players go, it makes more sense for Argentina to play more there.
He is right you know, and not just because i have mentioned it earlier.;)

Mate, your talking to deaf ears here-I'm a Forest season ticket holder so you won't catch me hating football, though admittedly I prefer rugby these days. If you udnerstand the game then it's enthralling and facinating to watch, if you don't I can see why you'd hate it. After all I find Baseball incredably boring and thats probably coz I don't udnerstand it, needless to say I'd preferto watch a cricket match any day-another sport you probably don't udnerstand and find boring.

On the 6N front, I'd prefer to set up a league of 10 European teams that play a 'double league system' with premotion and relegation, 5 in the top teir 5 in the bottom, ATM the teirs would go:

France
England
Ireland
Wales
Scotland

T2
Italy
Romania
Russia
Portugal
Holland

and the you could interface that one with the European Nations Cup. It would also allow the argies to be accomidated more easly.

Leeds fan here....So you're a Forrest fan? My god how the mighty have fallen...I remember the Euro Cup wins you guys had in the 70's...just shows what a great manager Cloughie was....I hated seeing you get relegated....not desereved at all....

The tiering system...yeah thats the kinda thing I'd like to see...

Actually, Canada plays football too, they just play it on a larger field (by 20 yards) and have one or two variations, but it's essentially the same sport. Close enough for college teams to play each other in exhibition matches. Your ignorance is truly astounding. So we don't like rugby? Well, fuck rugby! We (in this case, US and Canada) don't have to like something because the rest of the world does! Baseball kicks ass, hockey kicks ass, football certainly kicks ass. Rugby? Yawn. And don't even get me started on how lame soccer is. "But the rest of the world likes it" Yeah, all that means is that US and Canada are the only countries who are smart enough to realize that soccer is less exciting than watching flies fuck.
Well yes, of course.

Because we all know how exciting it is to watch game that has a 5 minute break every 20 seconds for everyone to get back into position, complete different teams to come on (including one whole different team that comes on just to kick a ball and then leave the field again) cause for some reason running into an opposing player is completely different if their team has the ball, not yours, and the game takes ~4 hours from start to finish, during which there's just 60 minutes (48 in college) actual on-field play.

Guess the rest of the world just isn't evolved enough to see the excitement in spending 1/2 a day to watch fat guys spending an hour running into each other.

Leeds fan here....So you're a Forrest fan? My god how the mighty have fallen...I remember the Euro Cup wins you guys had in the 70's...just shows what a great manager Cloughie was....I hated seeing you get relegated....not desereved at all....

The tiering system...yeah thats the kinda thing I'd like to see...
I live in Yorkshrie, so I know a few leeds fans, can';t see you doing that well after your display against us in the Pre-Season freindly. What it all really proves is that you should have stuck with cloughie when you had him.

We had a good team, but if you look at our last 3 managers: (Kennier (idiot, who thought that Clougie wasn't 'that good a manager' and said all Forest fans 'knew nothing about football), Megson (Nuff said) and Hart (We worked our socks off) you can see why we are wehre we are.

Anyway, the only problem with the teiring thing is that the team that goes down will lose a lot of revenue. But if 6N revenue/TV money was collected by the ERB then they could distribute it equally between all 10 clubs.

Linking it up with a smaller ENC (which is played over 2 years) emans that teams like Belgium will get a chance once they get up.)

No, I haven't looked at my president latly, but lately he's been a dipshit. That could be why I didn't vote for him in this republic of ours (the real reason is that I was too young at the time; born 6 months too late). But speaking of "leaders", last I checked you have an unelected hereditary sovereign and a leader selected by the most popular party instead of a leader chosen by the people through their political divisions (the States here). How's your current selected-by-the-ruling-party leader? Still catering to Bush's every fart and fancy? Well that's super. Too bad you can't have a PM with enough of a spine to defend your nation's sovereignty against the whims of another nation's inept leader. Well, at least you can just not elect him leader. Oh wait, you have a pariament! Well, you better hope that enough of his party isn't reelected so he'll won't return as PM. How did that go last time, by the way?


Satire? Man, have you ever fucking seen soccer? I was being honest. It is seriously the single most boring sport on earth. The fact that ESPN made us sit through that bullshit World Cup when there were perfectly good baseball games being played unwatched is ludicrous. I can't understand how you can watch that without resorting to gouging out your eyes. I would honestly prefer to watch "The Mating Habits of the Common House Fly" on PBS, essentially 60 minutes of flies fucking than watch a full 90-minute game of soccer.
You should be playing Cricket!

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