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Why I like Maddox!

Wilgrove
13-08-2006, 08:36
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

Finally, he takes what is stupid about "Loose Changes" and put them into words tht even people with Down Syndrome can understand!
WDGann
13-08-2006, 09:06
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

Finally, he takes what is stupid about "Loose Changes" and put them into words tht even people with Down Syndrome can understand!

good link mate.
Kamsaki
13-08-2006, 10:01
Conspiracy theorists: "Here is a conspiracy theory."
Maddox: "You suck."

What, that's it?

There are far better reasons to disregard the 9/11 conspiracy theories than the characters of their proponents.

Mind you, Maddox is known for being the internet's number one Troll.
Demented Hamsters
13-08-2006, 14:19
Why I like Maddox!
uhhh...because you're a simpleton who is easily amused and swayed by someone ranting and yelling about things he doesn't quite understand but hates anyway?


Am I close?




I'm close, aren't I?
LiberationFrequency
13-08-2006, 15:06
His whole point seems to be that the the government haven't shut him down, therefore it can't be true. Which is a load of shit, if you went on a conspiracy website one day and the next day it was gone. You looked it up and found the creator was dead that would pretty much validate the whole theory.
R0cka
13-08-2006, 15:21
There are far better reasons to disregard the 9/11 conspiracy theories than the characters of their proponents.



Yes but those aren't as fun.
Letila
13-08-2006, 15:45
His whole point seems to be that the the government haven't shut him down, therefore it can't be true. Which is a load of shit, if you went on a conspiracy website one day and the next day it was gone. You looked it up and found the creator was dead that would pretty much validate the whole theory.

Well, if the government knew what it was doing, I doubt it would have much trouble disguising its actions.
Demented Hamsters
13-08-2006, 16:24
Well, if the government knew what it was doing, I doubt it would have much trouble disguising its actions.
I've just spotted the major flaw in your argument there.
Quote: "If the government knew what it was doing"

Obvious that this statement is a total fallcy and thus the rest of your statement is invalidated.
Baguetten
13-08-2006, 16:26
No, you like Maddox because you are stuck in a year 2001 time warp where such hasbeens are new and "funny."
Sel Appa
13-08-2006, 18:18
His whole point seems to be that the the government haven't shut him down, therefore it can't be true. Which is a load of shit, if you went on a conspiracy website one day and the next day it was gone. You looked it up and found the creator was dead that would pretty much validate the whole theory.
Are you against Maddox? For him? :confused:
Massmurder
13-08-2006, 19:02
Maddox looks like Ron Jeremy, if Ron Jeremy was beaten about the face with a sack full of toffee hammers.

And that sums up my opinion of him.
Fleckenstein
13-08-2006, 19:59
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

Finally, he takes what is stupid about "Loose Changes" and put them into words tht even people with Down Syndrome can understand!
You insult Down Syndrome. He 'refutes' it with one idea that is barely plausible.

He is funny, but only occasionally, and this is not.
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 20:04
Who?
Hydesland
13-08-2006, 20:10
Maddox is always a good laugh if you read it with good humour.

Hint: he doesn't take you seriously so don't take him seriously.
Bolol
13-08-2006, 20:11
Maddox: This is why you suck:
Me: No sir, it is YOU who is wrong...

That is all that I will say.
Greyenivol Colony
13-08-2006, 22:49
His whole point seems to be that the the government haven't shut him down, therefore it can't be true. Which is a load of shit, if you went on a conspiracy website one day and the next day it was gone. You looked it up and found the creator was dead that would pretty much validate the whole theory.

Except it wouldn't. Lack of falsification does not equate to verification. People die all the time, and a confident Government Hit Squad would leave nothing tracing back to them. There would be a theory that he was killed, but that theory would be just as invalidatable as the one that, allegedly, had the person killed.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:14
No, you like Maddox because you are stuck in a year 2001 time warp where such hasbeens are new and "funny."
Has been? His book was on the New York Times Best Seller list before it was even released due to preorders.

Maddox is the closest thing to God that there ever was.
Bolol
13-08-2006, 23:18
Has been? His book was on the New York Times Best Seller list before it was even released due to preorders.

Maddox is the closest thing to God that there ever was.

No he is not. I'm going to have to agree with Fass on this.

Maddox is just another guy who feels he needs to prove he has a huge wang by insulting everyone without reason.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:20
No he is not. I'm going to have to agree with Fass on this.

Maddox is just another guy who feels he needs to prove he has a huge wang by insulting everyone without reason.
Maddox, by self admission, has a small wang. It's his balls that are huge.
And without reason? Most people deserve to be insulted just for opening their mouths.
Baguetten
13-08-2006, 23:23
Has been? His book was on the New York Times Best Seller list before it was even released due to preorders.

That there are many people out there who are living in the past is no surprise.

Maddox is the closest thing to God that there ever was.

That's so sad.
Bolol
13-08-2006, 23:24
Maddox, by self admission, has a small wang. It's his balls that are huge.
And without reason? Most people deserve to be insulted just for opening their mouths.

Whatever...I still think the man is an asshole with absolutely too much time on his hands.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:26
That there are many people out there who are living in the past is no surprise.
Why does his popularity iritate you so?
That's so sad.
Probably.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:26
Whatever...I still think the man is an asshole with absolutely too much time on his hands.
1. Assholes pwn.
2. He doesn't have enough time. Otherwise he would write more.
Baguetten
13-08-2006, 23:28
Why does his popularity iritate you so?

It doesn't irritate me in the least, as I know that the people who like him are as worthy of irritation as he is.
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 23:29
Why does his popularity iritate you so?
Popular? If I hadn't seen this thread, I'd've never known who this Maddox person is.

Yes, I know, that question of yours was directed at Fass, but really, NU - just how well-known do you suppose this cartoonist of yours is, anyway?
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:30
It doesn't irritate me in the least, as I know that the people who like him are as worthy of irritation as he is.
Not my fault that you're too uptight to laugh at the things that are really funny.
Bolol
13-08-2006, 23:31
1. Assholes pwn.
2. He doesn't have enough time. Otherwise he would write more.

Wait a minute...I am NOT going to be dragged into an argument over this chump/internet phenomenon.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:37
Popular? If I hadn't seen this thread, I'd've never known who this Maddox person is.

Yes, I know, that question of yours was directed at Fass, but really, NU - just how well-known do you suppose this cartoonist of yours is, anyway?
He’s not a cartoonist.
He’s a God.
Behold his wonders ye mighty and despair!
http://maddox.xmission.com/
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 23:45
I think it's becoming increasingly clear that NU is this "Maddox", and he's hoping to boost circulation by posting his scrawls here on NSG.
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:49
I think it's becoming increasingly clear that NU is this "Maddox", and he's hoping to boost circulation by posting his scrawls here on NSG.
I would be so lucky.
He's had 84 separate IPs visit his sight in the last minute, according to his little counter.
Maddox adressing the plebs at a book signing:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ImH-IbXnRk
Baguetten
13-08-2006, 23:50
Not my fault that you're too uptight to laugh at the things that are really funny.

He hasn't produced anything remotely funny since "The Signs" thing. Face it, he jumped the shark a long, long time ago.
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 23:50
I would be so lucky.
He's had 84 separate IPs visit his sight in the last minute, according to his little counter.
Maddox adressing the plebs at a book signing:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ImH-IbXnRk
Well, go figure. You posted the links here about what - a minute ago?

*shakes head, chucklingly so*
Neo Undelia
13-08-2006, 23:58
Well, go figure. You posted the links here about what - a minute ago?

*shakes head, chucklingly so*
Check his sight often. It almost always has a number that large. It gets more traffic than NS. Trust me.
IDF
13-08-2006, 23:58
Maddox, isn't he that ex-Cub and Brave pitcher who won 4 Cy Youngs?

I know who you're talking about. I just had to post that
Demented Hamsters
14-08-2006, 05:30
Maddox looks like Ron Jeremy, if Ron Jeremy was beaten about the face with a sack full of toffee hammers.

And that sums up my opinion of him.
But Ron Jeremy is cool, whereas Maddox isn't.
Neb Tsenks
14-08-2006, 06:04
Alright can someone please explain to me why my government would kill thousands of it's own people and cause billions of dollars of damage, not to mention a massive spending on Homeland Security to start a war it is obviousley wrong about?
Wilgrove
14-08-2006, 06:14
Alright can someone please explain to me why my government would kill thousands of it's own people and cause billions of dollars of damage, not to mention a massive spending on Homeland Security to start a war it is obviousley wrong about?

Because BUSH is a Nazi, and he's evil! Also he eats babies!
Neb Tsenks
14-08-2006, 06:17
Because BUSH is a Nazi, and he's evil! Also he eats babies!
I also heard the babies he eats are BLACK! Our President is a RACIST BABY-EATER.
Wilgrove
14-08-2006, 06:22
I also heard the babies he eats are BLACK! Our President is a RACIST BABY-EATER.

YES! So 3,000 some odd life means NOTHING to HIM! Because he eat Arab babies for breakfast, Black babies for Lunch, and Mexican babies for Supper. Why, because he's evil and he's a Nazi!
Neb Tsenks
14-08-2006, 06:40
YES! So 3,000 some odd life means NOTHING to HIM! Because he eat Arab babies for breakfast, Black babies for Lunch, and Mexican babies for Supper. Why, because he's evil and he's a Nazi!
It's not just the Babies he eats, I also heard when he's full, he'll full He'll fly on Airforce 1 (Which is Powered by WHALE OIL) to Antarica, to CLUB SEAL, BABY SEALS none the less. This Nazi just hates Arabs, Mexican, Blacks, Liberals, animals and espiacally BABY ANIMALS!
Wilgrove
14-08-2006, 06:49
It's not just the Babies he eats, I also heard when he's full, he'll full He'll fly on Airforce 1 (Which is Powered by WHALE OIL) to Antarica, to CLUB SEAL, BABY SEALS none the less. This Nazi just hates Arabs, Mexican, Blacks, Liberals, animals and espiacally BABY ANIMALS!

Not only that, you know that BP pipe line that was leaking? Him and Dick Cheney caused the leak!
Neb Tsenks
14-08-2006, 06:54
Not only that, you know that BP pipe line that was leaking? Him and Dick Cheney caused the leak!
And their were WMDs in Iraq, they just didn't tell us so the USA could steal them to blow up THE UNITED KINGDOM, to get revenge from The Revolutionary War!
Wilgrove
14-08-2006, 06:56
And their were WMDs in Iraq, they just didn't tell us so the USA could steal them to blow up THE UNITED KINGDOM, to get revenge from The Revolutionary War!

AHhhhh! *runs around in circle screaming*
Neb Tsenks
14-08-2006, 07:03
AHhhhh! *runs around in circle screaming*
AHhhhh! Is damn right!