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Playboy: "Girls of the Israeli Defense Force"
Playboy: "Husky Hezbolla Femme Fatale"

Heck, have them on opposite sides of the same spread.

They already had Girls of Enron, Girls of Kmart, Girls of Starbucks...maybe others.

Do you think such a pictorial is possible?

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Found this
http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/

A yummy and deadly lot. Treat them wrong and you may be on your back in a flash.

Only if they're making out and are lesbian.

I like it.

cool down, how many women the hizbulla had, not to mention beutiful ones?
israel had some fighters women, but they probably can't be in picture. at least there are secrataries, and non-fighting forces but I think this will miss the point.

Only if they're making out and are lesbian.

That would be Hustler or Penthouse. Playboy girlies only pretend to look like they are fooling around with each other.

cool down, how many women the hizbulla had, not to mention beutiful ones?
israel had some fighters women, but they probably can't be in picture. at least there are secrataries, and non-fighting forces but I think this will miss the point.

You think I don't know about the (lack of) roles of women in Hezzbola
? Its intended to be humorous purely because of its improbability!
Of course, with the IDF girls there are bound to be plenty of girls in communications and logistics units.

People are dying all the time in Lebanon and Israel

Go somewhere else for your wank book piccys, or better still get a real life girl and stop making the pages stick together :p

You think I don't know about the (lack of) roles of women in Hezzbola
? Its intended to be humorous purely because of its improbability!on theory it good idea.
Of course, with the IDF girls there are bound to be plenty of girls in communications and logistics units.
and 2 or 3 fight-planes pilots.

good link, BTW.

Hmm I just thought of something. Would these women be in underwears or bathing suits, or would they wear the blanket on their body?

If I was ever to join an army I would like to join that lesbian one.

If I was ever to join an army I would like to join that lesbian one.

Those letters to Hustlers are not real.

Those letters to Hustlers are not real.

sez you :rolleyes:

sez you :rolleyes:

Seriously there's not. I mean if you were a woman, would you make out with a guy or another woman?

Seriously there's not. I mean if you were a woman, would you make out with a guy or another woman?

As a woman, I would absolutley make out with other women. It would be hot s3xzors

Found this
http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/

A yummy and deadly lot. Treat them wrong and you may be on your back in a flash.
Do They have any Sergeant Majors most of their boots dont seem to have any lick of polish on them nd one isnt even wearng a beret right she looks like benny hill though they a do seem a fine looking bunch

Seriously there's not. I mean if you were a woman, would you make out with a guy or another woman?
Of course they not!
You know what gives them away?
The fact they're all signed 'Name and address withheld on request'.

Now let's face it: If the Swedish womens beach volleyball team turned up on my doorstep and subjected me to several days of mind-blowing sex (just the sort of thing that happens in those letters), I would not only write into Hustler/Penthouse/Playboy et al telling them about it, but I'd also beg them to state my name at the bottom.
Hell, I wouldn't stop at Penthouse. I'd send the letter in to every publication I could think of (New Yorker, The Times, Scientific American, etc etc) and would take out an ad in the local paper proclaiming just what had happened to me.

I'd want everybody to know.

Hmm I just thought of something. Would these women be in underwears or bathing suits, or would they wear the blanket on their body?

this is just a joke...please no flames

of coarse the arab women can have no role in anything,at least in those kind of extreme groups(their place is to make fallafels and bear kids)but picture this....

you got the idf girls in various states of undress,disrobing from their flightsuits,etc..

then you got the hezzbollah girls in reverse...starting naked...then some provocative pics of them slowly dressing...first naked,then half on underwear,then the suicide belt of explosives,then the burkha....

flash forward to the desert...idf girl shot down,bumps into hez girl whose belt didnt detonate...wary at first of eachother,but 1 has water and 1 has ricecakes ,they realise they are not so different...they make love...world peace is acheived thanks to lesbian love in the desert by bitter adversaries!

i should make a movie...


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i just realised....the hell with camp david and the un.

think of the target audience of such a movie...teenage to 20 something males..(military aged males)

all they need is to see 2 women from polarized views making passionate love in the desert,and then of coarse they will have too say to themselves...well the other side is not so bad now!

next thing you know...teenage boys from israel that are rejected by their peers will start looking longingly towards lebanon,muslim boys that are allowed to see the film will start looking longingly towards isreal...women from both sides will look at the men they see each day...and look longingly towards the other side....lol

see..a couple of fosters and i solved the middle east problem....next!

People are dying all the time in Lebanon and Israel

Go somewhere else for your wank book piccys, or better still get a real life girl and stop making the pages stick together :p

No.

Playboy: "Girls of the Israeli Defense Force"
Playboy: "Husky Hezbolla Femme Fatale"

Heck, have them on opposite sides of the same spread.

They already had Girls of Enron, Girls of Kmart, Girls of Starbucks...maybe others.

Do you think such a pictorial is possible?

Edit
Found this
http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/

A yummy and deadly lot. Treat them wrong and you may be on your back in a flash.

So wrong, yet right, yet wrong.....

Playboy: "Girls of the Israeli Defense Force"
Playboy: "Husky Hezbolla Femme Fatale"

Do you think such a pictorial is possible?

Edit
Found this
http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/
It is truly a sad world in which we live when those who should be bringers of life become bringers of death. Sigh. :(

If I was ever to join an army I would like to join that lesbian one.

Imagine... radical Muslims being crushed by nude lesbians...

The ultimate Irony.

http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/

A yummy and deadly lot. Treat them wrong and you may be on your back in a flash.

Ok, there's no way that some of them are fully Jewish.

They look like Hizbollah nightmare. Jewish women WITH guns :p

Ok, there's no way that some of them are fully Jewish.
they not need to. jewish grandfater or grandmother is enough for them to be israeli citizens (not to mention they are non-jewish in israel).

and what fully-jewish is supposed to be (consider that 2000 years outside israel make less and less fully- jewish)?

A friend of mine worked for the Israeli army last summer. Apparently there is a rule that your weapon must be kept on you at all times, So i was sent pictures of girls in bikini's with their guns hanging over their shoulders. Its quite bizzare.

Ok, there's no way that some of them are fully Jewish.er, what is that supposed to mean?

they not need to. jewish grandfater or grandmother is enough for them to be israeli citizens (not to mention they are non-jewish in israel).

and what fully-jewish is supposed to be (consider that 2000 years outside israel make less and less fully- jewish)?

No offence to any Jewish people, but you really can spot an ethnic Jew. Just something in their faces.

Well, I can.

No offence to any Jewish people, but you really can spot an ethnic Jew. Just something in their faces.

Well, I can.Ri-ight. I would like to cast doubt on that statement simply by reviewing your previous post. Here in Israel, there definately are fully-honest-to-goodness-jewish women who look much like the variety of faces in those photos. So re-define your bigotry GA.

No offence to any Jewish people, but you really can spot an ethnic Jew. Just something in their faces.

Well, I can.
well as a jewish, I see more differences than similarities. I don't even sure I will find the jewish from the arab-state in group of christians and muslims arab (nor I will find european jewish in european group).
I quite bad in racial identification.

Ri-ight. I would like to cast doubt on that statement simply by reviewing your previous post. Here in Israel, there definately are fully-honest-to-goodness-jewish women who look much like the variety of faces in those photos. So re-define your bigotry GA.

Hey, listen, if you want me to stop supporting Israel, I will. I'm just calling 'em like I sees 'em.

No offence to any Jewish people, but you really can spot an ethnic Jew. Just something in their faces.

Well, I can.
And with this post Greater Alemannia once again proves why he's impossible to take seriously.


The word 'douchebag' is bouncing about in my head, but for the life of me I can't think why.

And with this post Greater Alemannia once again proves why he's impossible to take seriously.


The word 'douchebag' is bouncing about in my head, but for the life of me I can't think why.

The last guy who took me seriously exploded into a cloud of streamers and painted macaroni.

Hey, listen, if you want me to stop supporting Israel, I will. I'm just calling 'em like I sees 'em.
it isn't the point. you simply can't tell that they aren't jewish because they aren't look like that.

it isn't the point. you simply can't tell that they aren't jewish because they aren't look like that.

But I can tell that someone IS Jewish if they looks like Jewish.

Hey, listen, if you want me to stop supporting Israel, I will. I'm just calling 'em like I sees 'em.I do not give a rat's ass what you think of Israel, though the 'support' of someone like you is something worth losing, from what I see.
The point is that there is a large amount of genetic variation in Israel's population, because the people here come from many rather disparate areas of the world, where they were isolated/integrated with the local populations in widely varrying degrees.

I do not give a rat's ass what you think of Israel, though the 'support' of someone like you is something worth losing, from what I see.
The point is that there is a large amount of genetic variation in Israel's population, because the people here come from many rather disparate areas of the world, where they were isolated/integrated with the local populations in widely varrying degrees.

Yeah, whatever. If you want me to support Hezbollah, I will, ok?

But I can tell that someone IS Jewish if they looks like Jewish.
ethnically, maybe.
on religious note, no. there are many jewish who become non-believers and their sons will be still look like jewish.

Yeah, whatever. If you want me to support Hezbollah, I will, ok?ok, goferit.

Found this
http://www.michaelhodges.com/archives/IDF_Girls/

A yummy and deadly lot. Treat them wrong and you may be on your back in a flash.
If you treat them right, you may still be on your back ^___~.

I wouldn't mind some wrestling with the IDF once both are weapons are knocked to far to reach after all the hot dessert Sun affects people :D

Maybe that’s why radical Islam gets so many recruits