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Yep, I'm an old man now

DesignatedMarksman
13-08-2006, 01:23
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.
Eutrusca
13-08-2006, 01:25
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.
Ha. Ha. Verrry funny. It is to laugh. :rolleyes:
Kroisistan
13-08-2006, 01:43
Mr. Marksman, you should know better than to bring up Mr. Horn's age.

Not because it bothers him, but because - like the problem with counting to infinity - determining how large the actual number is boggles the average mind.:p

Happy birthday, btw.
Peisandros
13-08-2006, 01:45
20.. Yea that's pretty old. I'm nearly 17.. Which seems strange. Hmm.

Happy birthday.
JuNii
13-08-2006, 01:47
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DM!


remember, Growing old is mandatory... Growing UP is optional! :D
Ifreann
13-08-2006, 01:47
Yay, only 2 years until I'm old. I can hardly wait to start complaining about the youth of today!
Angry Fruit Salad
13-08-2006, 01:47
Lovely. You have one birthday left. Trust me, hit 21 and it sucks. There's no more legal limits, no money, and nothing to do.
Wallonochia
13-08-2006, 01:47
I remember when I turned 20. I was in a pine tree observing OPFOR movement along the Ho Chi Minh trail in Hohenfehls, Germany. Fun times. Or not, because we only had supplies for 72 hours (they told us it was a 24hr mission) and we spent about 96 hours out. I was starting to get the munchies by the end.
Galloism
13-08-2006, 01:53
Lovely. You have one birthday left. Trust me, hit 21 and it sucks. There's no more legal limits, no money, and nothing to do.

Yep.
Montacanos
13-08-2006, 01:56
Only 20? Im going to throw out a wild guess that you will not still be dry when you hit 21...if you're even dry now ;)
VampKyrie
13-08-2006, 02:06
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.

Twenty! Ha! You got a ways to go, kiddo!:rolleyes: Happy birthday to someone younger than most of my T-shirts!
Alleghany County
13-08-2006, 03:11
I am going to be 24 this year so :p
Call to power
13-08-2006, 03:13
its all down hill from 21 apparently (when you finish puberty:p ) so you had better knock up a stranger and rob a bank because you won’t have long to use the “I was young" excuse
Smunkeeville
13-08-2006, 03:34
we don't care.
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 03:35
Does anybody actually give a shit about any of this stuff?

"I turned twenty"

"I like mowing lawns"

"I ate dinner"

"I sweated through my pores"

Holy crap, go get a blogspace somewhere. Gripping, these threads aren't.
Call to power
13-08-2006, 03:36
we don't care.

yeah we do *hugs to hopefully fill with caring just like in the grinch*

edit: this has nothing to do with my Birthday coming up Nov 7th WOOT!
Liberated New Ireland
13-08-2006, 03:41
we don't care.
Agreed.

Yay, only 2 years until I'm old. I can hardly wait to start complaining about the youth of today!
Shit, I'm 16 and I do that already...
Dobbsworld
13-08-2006, 03:44
we don't care.
And on that we agree. Where does DM get the idea anyone gives one whit for his nonstop discharges of intellectual methane?
Smunkeeville
13-08-2006, 03:48
And on that we agree. Where does DM get the idea anyone gives one whit for his nonstop discharges of intellectual methane?
because people reply. ;) :eek: :headbang:
German Nightmare
13-08-2006, 04:43
Older maybe, but evidently not any wee wiser.

Happy birthday. Time to grow up! :D
Megaloria
13-08-2006, 05:13
I'm 125% as old as you and you don't hear me complaining.
DesignatedMarksman
13-08-2006, 05:56
Does anybody actually give a shit about any of this stuff?

"I turned twenty"

"I like mowing lawns"

"I ate dinner"

"I sweated through my pores"

Holy crap, go get a blogspace somewhere. Gripping, these threads aren't.

Dobbsey, where have you been? I've missed your satirical posts.
The Jovian Moons
13-08-2006, 05:57
Does anybody actually give a shit about any of this stuff?

"I turned twenty"

"I like mowing lawns"

"I ate dinner"

"I sweated through my pores"

Holy crap, go get a blogspace somewhere. Gripping, these threads aren't.

Not really, but it makes me feel more important.
DesignatedMarksman
13-08-2006, 05:58
Older maybe, but evidently not any wee wiser.

Happy birthday. Time to grow up! :D

NEVER!

Well, not for now. Atleast.

Maybe.




I'm 125% as old as you and you don't hear me complaining.

Adam?
Vacuumhead
13-08-2006, 06:03
Don't be silly, you're not old! I'm twenty and I'm still a kid. Or have I just been deluding myself and I'm actually an oldster? :eek:

I don't want to be!!! *Has a temper tantrum* :gundge:
CanuckHeaven
13-08-2006, 06:21
yeah we do *hugs to hopefully fill with caring just like in the grinch*

edit: this has nothing to do with my Birthday coming up Nov 7th WOOT!
November 7 huh? :D
Donkey Kongo
13-08-2006, 07:44
Lovely. You have one birthday left. Trust me, hit 21 and it sucks. There's no more legal limits, no money, and nothing to do.

In a lot of places you can't rent a car until you're 25... so he might have that to look forward to. :p
Carisbrooke
13-08-2006, 08:40
One day you will realise that 20 is still a kid....

Jeez, I never had really great sex until I was 30 and got over myself.

Happy Brithday anyway!
Wilgrove
13-08-2006, 09:01
Does anybody actually give a shit about any of this stuff?

"I turned twenty"

"I like mowing lawns"

"I ate dinner"

"I sweated through my pores"

Holy crap, go get a blogspace somewhere. Gripping, these threads aren't.

You forgot the medical advice threads.
The Centauri
13-08-2006, 09:05
Lovely. You have one birthday left. Trust me, hit 21 and it sucks. There's no more legal limits, no money, and nothing to do.

Definately hurts your rebel streak, but that just means you set your targets a bit higher for rebellion. Anybody got a match? No reason...
Wilgrove
13-08-2006, 09:08
Definately hurts your rebel streak, but that just means you set your targets a bit higher for rebellion. Anybody got a match? No reason...

*hands you a lighter and gas can*
Meath Street
13-08-2006, 16:20
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

The cheek of some young whippersnappers today!
Infinite Revolution
13-08-2006, 16:26
I remember when I turned 20. I was in a pine tree observing OPFOR movement along the Ho Chi Minh trail in Hohenfehls, Germany. Fun times. Or not, because we only had supplies for 72 hours (they told us it was a 24hr mission) and we spent about 96 hours out. I was starting to get the munchies by the end.
bad trip, huh? sucks when that happens.
Jello Biafra
13-08-2006, 16:29
Turned 20 Today :p We have the same birthday... :( Unless you're very very far east, that is.
Swilatia
13-08-2006, 16:35
what? your already considered elderly in the counry where you live?
Kamsaki
13-08-2006, 16:39
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.
Lucky for some. I paid my rent on my 20th.
Ashmoria
13-08-2006, 16:40
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.
wow

youre 20

from the quality of your posts i assumed you were 12

go figure






*innocent look*
Theoretical Physicists
13-08-2006, 17:06
Shit, I'm 16 and I do that already...
I think I was about that age when I started saying "You damn kids and your music." The funny thing about that is I'm younger than most of my friends.
Big Jim P
13-08-2006, 17:07
Welcome to the geezer club.
Rubiconic Crossings
13-08-2006, 17:34
many happy returns!
Lunatic Goofballs
13-08-2006, 17:38
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D

Hey Eutrusca...wanna help another old fart out?

Parents sent me a Dell laptop, boss gave me 75$.....

Yep, life's good.

*Puts on rubber glove* Time to check the plumbing. Bend over.
Gravlen
13-08-2006, 19:13
Turned 20 Today :p

So when can I collect social security checks? Medicare? Medicaid? My joints are acting up :D
:eek:

COMMIE!!

*Flees*
Liberated New Ireland
13-08-2006, 19:15
I think I was about that age when I started saying "You damn kids and your music." The funny thing about that is I'm younger than most of my friends.
Yeah... My generation's music sucks (for the most part)...

Not to mention our crappy audio technology. BRING BACK VINYL!!!