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glitz and i were arguing this the other day... well.... not so much arguing as we pretty quickly agreed on one of the options (take a guess which ;)), but we did think this was a question for the ages, oh yes. in light of that other lego thread (clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495773)) figured i should get round to posting this poll.

very simple really: which is better, the sheer awesomeness of Lego, or sex? *cue overdramatic music*

Uh..... sex.


Duh.



ETA: And believe me, I *loved* lego. :p

very simple really: which is better, the sheer awesomeness of Lego, or sex? *cue overdramatic music*
*builds lego partner*

*several minutes later*

Ow, pointy!

Lego sex.







...wait...I don't think I was supposed to say that 'out loud'...

*builds lego partner*

*several minutes later*

Ow, pointy!
Curse your slightly faster fingers!

Lego sex.







...wait...I don't think I was supposed to say that 'out loud'...
I'm sure someone will post the link to that one lego bible site again and give you some wanking material.:p

I second Lego Sex. :)

I'm sure someone will post the link to that one lego bible site again and give you some wanking material.:p

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg

Legos.

*makes a lego vagina*

sex, however wonderful, only lasts for a few minuets at a time. or at most a few hours. requiring time to recouperate and resume.

leggos can go on forever.

from about age 10.5 to somewhere in the late 20s/early 30s, sex may be an over riding concern, depending on the individual. certainly there is an element of cultural/ego demand for it.

for that matter, it is the element of exploration in sex, that makes it anything to expect any sort of gratification out of.

all of which is cool and wonderful and all that.

but immagination will get you through times of no sex better then all the sex in the world will get you through times of no immagination.

=^^=
.../\...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg
I am literally standing up and applauding you right now.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg
Aha! I wasn't quite certain that it had been you, but I knew I could count on you if it was. :p Although - *this* is the best you can do? I seem to remember graphic sex acts. And stuff.

.but immagination will get you through times of no sex better then all the sex in the world will get you through times of no immagination.
That's... deep. But who says you can't have imagination and sex? Huh? Huh? :p

I am literally standing up and applauding you right now.

*takes a bow* :)

Aha! I wasn't quite certain that it had been you, but I knew I could count on you if it was. :p Although - *this* is the best you can do? I seem to remember graphic sex acts. And stuff.

Well, here's one for LG...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/male_genital_injury/dt23_01a.jpg

Aha! I wasn't quite certain that it had been you, but I knew I could count on you if it was. :p Although - *this* is the best you can do? I seem to remember graphic sex acts. And stuff.
http://www.baptist.ca/lego_logo.jpg

Oh my god!

This perverted thread is making me find sexual innuendo in This Old House!

Make it stop!

I am literally standing up and applauding you right now.
Ha! How can you type and clap at the same time? BUSTED!

Ha! How can you type and clap at the same time? BUSTED!
This is a sex thread...what makes you think he's typing with his hands? ;)

Ha! How can you type and clap at the same time? BUSTED!
Ah, but the 'right now' refered to the time of posting, not the time of the typing, so the lag between "submit post" and the time it actually posts gives me enough time to give my ovation thus making my post correct. So nyaaahhhhh.


yeah, that sounds reasonable and as if I thought of it before hand...

This is a sex thread...what makes you think he's typing with his hands? ;)
What else would he type with? And this is a lego thread.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg
lmao!

...sex may be a riding concern...
*titters* :D

This is a sex thread...what makes you think he's typing with his hands? ;)
Seeing how there were no typos in his post, I think we can only hope that the keys on his keyboard are really large then. In his own interest. :p

What else would he type with? And this is a lego thread.
:rolleyes:

You see, asking that question just makes my poor attempt at humour look even more pathetic.

:rolleyes:

You see, asking that question just makes my poor attempt at humour look even more pathetic.
Don't worry, I was trying to force you to post something you apparently didn't want to :p

Don't worry, I was trying to force you to post something you apparently didn't want to :p
You have to be careful - there's a very fine line between mild innuendo and the Mods saying "Thank you Mr Philosopy, we don't want your kind here". :p

You have to be careful - there's a very fine line between mild innuendo and the Mods saying "Thank you Mr Philosopy, we don't want your kind here". :p
Getting people warned is the most fun there is!

Seeing how there were no typos in his post, I think we can only hope that the keys on his keyboard are really large then. In his own interest. :p
I have built an elaborate lego typing contraption.

How you operate it and with what I will leave to the imagination. I just leave you all with one thing to think about, imagine the control and percision one would have to have to make it work.

Getting people warned is the most fun there is!
Nah, you can't beat a good mud fight with the Big Goofball.

I have built an elaborate lego typing contraption.

How you operate it and with what I will leave to the imagination. I just leave you all with one thing to think about, imagine the control and percision one would have to have to make it work.
Especially while clapping.

Getting people warned is the most fun there is!
Noooo.... :(

Noooo.... :(
No? I like sports, so...

No? I like sports, so...
*flees*

*flees*
*Picks up a banana and follows*

Sex, sex and uh, sex.

Lego is great, but sex is better :D

*Picks up a banana and follows*
*sets self on fire*

*sets self on fire*
*Squiches banana to extinguish fire*

Sex lego.

lego is winning?! :eek: :p

lego is winning?! :eek: :p

I voted for it out of spite.

Well, here's one for LG...

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/male_genital_injury/dt23_01a.jpg

YAY! :D

Lego sex.

...wait...I don't think I was supposed to say that 'out loud'...
If you have ever kneeled down on a piece of lego, I don't think you'd even consider that :D

I'd go for teh s3x! The recent publications of lego are rather... shameful.

I mean, come on: You got a knight's castle where the base makes up half of the castle? That sucks big time. Anyone remember the yellow lego castle? I always wanted that one ( http://www6.shizuokanet.ne.jp/kid1205/img/0375-box.jpg )

Anyway, my younger self might disagree, but right now, lego just doesn't do it for my anymore :p

lego is winning?! :eek: :p

I voted for sex, but when I thought about it, I should have voted for lego. I think it is not possible to change votes. My body may like sex, mi mind likes imagination. My mind is better than my body :)

I voted for sex, but when I thought about it, I should have voted for lego. I think it is not possible to change votes. My body may like sex, mi mind likes imagination. My mind is better than my body :)

My mind likes sex too. On the other hand, my body doesn't really like lego, especially the really small bits :p

If you have ever kneeled down on a piece of lego, I don't think you'd even consider that :D

I'd go for teh s3x! The recent publications of lego are rather... shameful.

I mean, come on: You got a knight's castle where the base makes up half of the castle? That sucks big time. Anyone remember the yellow lego castle? I always wanted that one ( http://ic3.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/265/b/e/Lego_Castle_375_6075_Part_2_by_ghost_403.png )

Anyway, my younger self might disagree, but right now, lego just doesn't do it for my anymore :p
Your image linking is poor at best.:p
I remember.
Votes lego, it has kept me amused longer than sex has.

My mind likes sex too. On the other hand, my body doesn't really like lego, especially the really small bits :p
:eek:
Well darling they aren't exactly meant to go there...

glitz and i were arguing this the other day... well.... not so much arguing as we pretty quickly agreed on one of the options (take a guess which ;)), but we did think this was a question for the ages, oh yes. in light of that other lego thread (clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495773)) figured i should get round to posting this poll.

very simple really: which is better, the sheer awesomeness of Lego, or sex? *cue overdramatic music*
PM made a bad poll!
Bad PM, very bad, very very bad!

:eek:
Well darling they aren't exactly meant to go there...
Well actually that Technix stuff could... maybe...

Where's the "Both" option on the poll? :(

sex, however wonderful, only lasts for a few minuets at a time. or at most a few hours. requiring time to recouperate and resume.

leggos can go on forever.

from about age 10.5 to somewhere in the late 20s/early 30s, sex may be an over riding concern, depending on the individual. certainly there is an element of cultural/ego demand for it.

for that matter, it is the element of exploration in sex, that makes it anything to expect any sort of gratification out of.

all of which is cool and wonderful and all that.

but immagination will get you through times of no sex better then all the sex in the world will get you through times of no immagination.

=^^=
.../\...
Sadly, "all the sex in the world" most often occurs only in my imagination :(

lego is winning?! :eek: :p
Totally of course!

Your image linking is poor at best.:p
Noooooooooooooo! :eek: (fixed!)
I remember.
Yay!
Votes lego, it has kept me amused longer than sex has.
Mmh. Endless hours of fun playing with lego vs. endless hours of boredom waiting for sex. Maybe I should have voted for the plastic bricks?

glitz and i were arguing this the other day... well.... not so much arguing as we pretty quickly agreed on one of the options (take a guess which ;)), but we did think this was a question for the ages, oh yes. in light of that other lego thread (clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495773)) figured i should get round to posting this poll.

very simple really: which is better, the sheer awesomeness of Lego, or sex? *cue overdramatic music*
dunno really, I haven't touched my lego's for years....

and I haven't had sex yet...

so I will hold my opinion untill I can properly compare the two.

http://www6.shizuokanet.ne.jp/kid1205/img/0375-box.jpg
Noooooooooooooo! (fixed!)
Yay!
Mmh. Endless hours of fun playing with lego vs. endless hours of boredom waiting for sex. Maybe I should have voted for the plastic bricks?

Indeed.
Good days playing with that Castle set, good days indeed.
Lego never says no.^_^

Both...

http://drew.corrupt.net/lp/

I made a medieval castle out of sex, once.

Lego takes too much time and effort. Sex can be quick and simple if you do it right(or wrong, whatever)

I made a medieval castle out of sex, once.
that's not a nice mental image :(

that's not a nice mental image :(
Few of the mental images this thread conjures are. Legos are not meant for sex.

that's not a nice mental image :(
You had to have been there, though I am grateful you were not.

SNIP

I never knew you could do that with a power drill :eek:

nerds

Well actually that Technix stuff could... maybe...
:eek: Don't even suggest it!

glitz and i were arguing this the other day... well.... not so much arguing as we pretty quickly agreed on one of the options (take a guess which ;)), but we did think this was a question for the ages, oh yes. in light of that other lego thread (clicky (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=495773)) figured i should get round to posting this poll.

very simple really: which is better, the sheer awesomeness of Lego, or sex? *cue overdramatic music*
How 'bout ... "Leggo mah sex!" :D

How 'bout ... "Leggo mah sex!" :D
Eh, why would you want that?o.O

Eh, why would you want that?o.O
Because it's mine! All mine! Mwahahahahaha! :D

Because it's mine! All mine! Mwahahahahaha! :D
so... you like handling it yourself then...

Because it's mine! All mine! Mwahahahahaha! :D
That explains why I never get any.:p

That explains why I never get any.:p
you were holding on to Eut's sex?


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Ewwww!

you were holding on to Eut's sex?


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Ewwww!
:eek: NO! You misunderstand!

:eek: NO! You misunderstand!
Don't be dismayed. He does that a lot. :)

Don't be dismayed. He does that a lot. :)
Yeah, I noticed. Year of the Dog, was he?:p

Yeah, I noticed. Year of the Dog, was he?:pyep... :D

http://static.flickr.com/53/112226781_c1bc588d4c_m.jpg
Woof! :D

Don't be dismayed. He does that a lot. :)
well, I tried the "serious debater" and all that, but thanks to LG... I found my true calling...


I hope to get to LG's level of Goofing around... everyone needs a goal... right?

I had great sex yesterday, so I'll go with that.

Lego is amazing too though.

I hate legos with a passion, so I'll have to go with sex.

Let's see:
It is not hard to lose track of time when having sex.

It's even easier to lose track of time when Lego-ing.

On average, I enjoy Legos more than sex.

However, having sex while skiing, or in a hot-tub at a ski resort, beats Lego, since I can't Lego while I ski. (I'm a big ski-bum)

The Verdict: Lego.

yep... :D

http://static.flickr.com/53/112226781_c1bc588d4c_m.jpg
Woof! :D
That explains so much.:D

That explains so much.:D
Clifford always does.

Clifford always does.
No, not really.

No, not really.
Excuse you?

Excuse you?
I think I shall.

I think I shall.
Very well.

My drink tastes like coconut strawberry lip gloss.

I love it.

Very well.

My drink tastes like coconut strawberry lip gloss.

I love it.
Mine tastes like...tea. I meh it.

Mine tastes like...tea. I meh it.
Mine has rum in it. :cool: :rolleyes:

Did you ever choose between legos and sex?

Which do you choose?

Mine has rum in it. :cool: :rolleyes:

Did you ever choose between legos and sex?

Which do you choose?
I didn't choose. I can't say. Never had sex. Hell, never even had a kiss.

I didn't choose. I can't say. Never had sex. Hell, never even had a kiss.
Legos is is.

Nip/Tuck is on.

I love Nip/Tuck.

Legos is is.

Nip/Tuck is on.

I love Nip/Tuck.
No, it isn't legos.

No, it isn't legos.
So it's sex?

So it's sex?
No, it isn't sex.

I'm sure with a little imagination you could combine the two... Now I have a very weird image in my head... but I can't tell if it's good or bad. I'll get back to you on that...

No, it isn't sex.
Myrth?

Myrth?
No.

No.
I chose legos.

Legos. I can get legos.

You I was reading the titles of the topics on the first page and they were all about the Middle East , politcis and other important world events and then I read this title and I was stuck between laughing and crying.

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/sexual_discharges/lv15_16a.jpg
That thread ruled.

:eek: Don't even suggest it!
*Trails off during sentence...*

I chose legos.
I don't choose, but good for you....I guess.

You I was reading the titles of the topics on the first page and they were all about the Middle East , politcis and other important world events and then I read this title and I was stuck between laughing and crying.
Yeah, I know that feeling. :p

Yeah, I know that feeling. :p

Isn't that why we love this forum?;)

Question:

Are there any girls who picked the lego option? I haven't played with lego since I was 8, Ihowever I know plenty of 21 year old men who play with lego. I really think its a boys thing.

Romping rabbit girls? Much more fun than lego sex!!!:fluffle:

Sex...with no lego involvement what so ever ......

Have you ever trodden on a lego brick in bare feet for god sake? Just don't even THINK about what it could do if you did rude naughty things with it....

just don't....

STOP.....I know you are.....stop right now.....

Ah, Bricktestament! The pleasures of the Yellow Flesh, and not even a mention of the Simpsons...

I'd opt for Sex AND Lego. Not both at the same time you understand, their not exactly made with pleasure in mind <they have yet to release their lego technik build your own sex-toy range with min whirring motors, gears and cams. Keep a look out for it ;> But after a good session of inter-gender fun, you can wind down by building a car out of brightly coloured bricks, or even start your own mini Legoland. The possibilites are endless...

...now I come to think of it, I'd rather have sex and biscuits.

mmmm, sex and jaffa cakes, now THAT'S tempting!

I like this thread :)

Question:

Are there any girls who picked the lego option? I haven't played with lego since I was 8, Ihowever I know plenty of 21 year old men who play with lego. I really think its a boys thing.
o.O You do?

I'm female and I looooved lego as a kid. But that's about it.

Question:

Are there any girls who picked the lego option? I haven't played with lego since I was 8, Ihowever I know plenty of 21 year old men who play with lego. I really think its a boys thing.

Romping rabbit girls? Much more fun than lego sex!!!:fluffle:
i'm 21 and i don't play lego any more... last time i picked it up (for a bit of nostalgia at the time) was when i was about 14 or 15.

i'd like to play again now though :D

I was going to say some incorporation of lego into sex, but it would just hurt. I mean, it's bad enough to step on a bit... imagine...:eek: :eek: :eek:

*runs off to make an emo lego man*

Sex, methinks.

I don't play with Lego any more. I stopped when I was about ten. Why would you need to play with Lego at any age over thirteen?

Sex, methinks.

I don't play with Lego any more. I stopped when I was about ten. Why would you need to play with Lego at any age over thirteen?


I haven't played with Legos in years, but now that you make this comment, I am contemplating buying some legos..... They were so much fun as a child, should be great as an adult...

Sex, methinks.

I don't play with Lego any more. I stopped when I was about ten. Why would you need to play with Lego at any age over thirteen?


You sicken me, dear sir.


I challenge you to a duel!

maybe you just haven't had the right LEGO yet.....

swiss chocolate.

Sex, methinks.

I don't play with Lego any more. I stopped when I was about ten. Why would you need to play with Lego at any age over thirteen?

I went and rebuilt several of my old lego structures a few months ago. Although, since one of my siblings is the most destructive person I have ever met, several pieces have been long missing, so I had to improvise. Great fun.

I still voted sex.

The only times I've played with legos in the last 8 years is with my little brother. He likes it when I spend time with him. Doens't really matter what we do, but he likes them.

My love of legos goes too far sometimes..

http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/legoville/legomania/

My love of legos goes too far sometimes..

http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/legoville/legomania/

You have too much free time on your hands :p

You have too much free time on your hands :p
How can you tell?!

How can you tell?!

Your incredibly detailed still photographs :p

Your incredibly detailed still photographs :p
I need a life.

I need a life.

I think you can get one pretty cheaply these days :)

I think you can get one pretty cheaply these days :)
May I buy yours?

You have too much free time on your hands :p
I've got more, but even I don't do that.:p

I think you can get one pretty cheaply these days :)
Yeah, but they're only open till five. And I'd have to put on pants.... (cookie for the reference)

what about legos having sex?

http://bilder.vgb.no/4674/img_441436af6721e.jpg

what about legos having sex?

http://bilder.vgb.no/4674/img_441436af6721e.jpg
That's covered under "Legos." *nods*

That's covered under "Legos." *nods*


then what about having sex with someone with lego toys on a lego bed?

then what about having sex with someone with lego toys on a lego bed?
That's...just weird...

That's...just weird...


lego strap ons for everybody!

That's...just weird...
And I can imagine... Painful...

lego strap ons for everybody!
Just say, NO.

And I can imagine... Painful...
Very, I should think.

And I can imagine... Painful...


no pain no gain right? :p

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Just say, NO.

you say no to drugs, not to lego strap ons.

Very, I should think.


after the first 2 minutes, you get used to it.

after the first 2 minutes, you get used to it.
Getting used to shoving a square peg into a soft round hole in two minutes?


sounds like someone here is speaking/typing from experience. :p

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Getting used to shoving a square peg into a soft round hole in two minutes?


sounds like someone here is speaking/typing from experience. :p


experience? its how i make my livins!

I know he's trying to say something... but I just don't know what. :rolleyes:


i think its Le Go Sex!

stupid french talk....

Legos. Sex can't even compare to them. I'm addicted to legos.

Legos. Sex can't even compare to them. I'm addicted to legos.


what about sex with legos? best of both worlds there....

i think its Le Go Sex!

stupid french talk....


I resent that you bastard!:mad:





:p

Sex, methinks.

I don't play with Lego any more. I stopped when I was about ten. Why would you need to play with Lego at any age over thirteen?

Well.. lego mindstorms is intended for universities...

I resent that you bastard!:mad:





:p


frenchie....that is what i shall call you from now on....

what about sex with legos? best of both worlds there....

I don't know how to make a lego vagina.

I don't know how to make a lego vagina.

well you gotta use your imagination and build....tis the whole purpose of legos.

well you gotta use your imagination and build....tis the whole purpose of legos.
I dunno, I would think the chafting with the edges would be extemely nasty... sure you can make it smooth... but what good is that?

I dunno, I would think the chafting with the edges would be extemely nasty... sure you can make it smooth... but what good is that?


its all about the feel my friend......

I dunno, I would think the chafting with the edges would be extemely nasty... sure you can make it smooth... but what good is that?

Lego Technic includes rubber bands. And motors. Those might help ;)

frenchie....that is what i shall call you from now on....

This is all I have to say: :fluffle:

This is all I have to say: :fluffle:


*guns down fluffles*

nothing worse than a french fluffle....nor smellier.....

Lego. Definitely.

To the poster who though that you don't need to play with Lego over the ago of 13, as you grow it's appeal changes. As a kid I went in for armies and castles, as I've grown I've tried houses, skyscrapers, technical items (Universal joints, motors) and so on. More detailed basic items as well.

Lego. Definitely.

To the poster who though that you don't need to play with Lego over the ago of 13, as you grow it's appeal changes. As a kid I went in for armies and castles, as I've grown I've tried houses, skyscrapers, technical items (Universal joints, motors) and so on. More detailed basic items as well.


Legos are for all ages, one thing you are never too old to do.

*guns down fluffles*

nothing worse than a french fluffle....nor smellier.....

Well. um.


Have my horribly misshapen French-American children?

Well. um.


Have my horribly misshapen French-American children?


and what am i to do with these? cant even use them for child labor in my sweat camps.....

and what am i to do with these? cant even use them for child labor in my sweat camps.....

They make nice fur coats:)

They make nice fur coats:)


good lord man! are you insisting i change these children into coats?!?!?!?!?!?

good lord man! are you insisting i change these children into coats?!?!?!?!?!?


If Hitler did it you can!

good lord man! are you insisting i change these children into coats?!?!?!?!?!?

I believe legobags are far more useful.

If Hitler did it you can!


then i can eventually set myself on fire just like him too.....

I believe legobags are far more useful.


Yes it would be. using the left overs for Public School Cafeteria food of course....

Yes it would be. using the left overs for Public School Cafeteria food of course....

Depends. Is it French taste with American speedy service, or American taste with French service ?

Depends. Is it French taste with American speedy service, or American taste with French service ?

oh the speedy service of course...these kids are hungry and need to be fed.

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Ooo, pretty.:p

you say no to drugs, not to lego strap ons.
I'll say no to whatever I damn well please.

so fiesty today FD. any purpose?

Ooo, pretty.:p

Googling "lego sex" yields a few interesting results. Like "Lego Man's Secret Sex Tape".

Getting used to shoving a square peg into a soft round hole in two minutes?


sounds like someone here is speaking/typing from experience. :p
I wouldn't doubt the latter.:p

I wouldn't doubt the latter.:p

hey i was lonely, and i got 200 bucks out of it.:p :D

hey i was lonely, and i got 200 bucks out of it.:p :D
too...



much...



information...

too...



much...



information...


anytime....


i can....


help....

:D

so fiesty today FD. any purpose?
Yes. I'm in one of those moods...and I'm hungry. I didn't eat quite enough pasta for lunch.

too...



much...



information...
I blame karma.:(

I wouldn't doubt the latter.:p

Imagine: you want 10 inches - you got 10 inches !

Imagine: you want 10 inches - you got 10 inches !
Sorry, not my preference.;)

Reading this title conjured up a certain image (don't know if it was posted before.)

http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/samson_and_the_prostitute/jg16_01b.html

Right.

Yes. I'm in one of those moods...and I'm hungry. I didn't eat quite enough pasta for lunch.


so go and eat something man! no use in being all hungry.

Imagine: you want 10 inches - you got 10 inches !


custom toys! the possibilites are endless!

Reading this title conjured up a certain image (don't know if it was posted before.)

http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/samson_and_the_prostitute/jg16_01b.html

Right.

Now that's my kind of bible.

Sorry, not my preference.;)


FD prefers 12" and up....

Reading this title conjured up a certain image (don't know if it was posted before.)

http://www.thebricktestament.com/judges/samson_and_the_prostitute/jg16_01b.html

Right.
Who's that in the back?:p

so go and eat something man! no use in being all hungry.
I already did.:p

FD prefers 12" and up....
Well, if she can get me that hard.....:p

I already did.:p


good. no hungry people allowed on NS General.

Well, if she can get me that hard.:p


what does it take to get one "that" hard.....

good. no hungry people allowed on NS General.
With few exceptions.

With few exceptions.


and what exceptions are those?

Who's that in the back?:p

Some things are better left unanswered :p

what does it take to get one "that" hard.....
A genetic/surgical gift and the right woman/man, depending on one's preferences.

How the fuck is lego doing so well?

and what exceptions are those?
It's relative to what...appetite you're referring to.

Some things are better left unanswered :p
Say no more.;)

How the fuck is lego doing so well?
Simple: no one who's voted Lego ever gets any sex.:p

How the fuck is lego doing so well?
Viagra. :D

How the fuck is lego doing so well?
either a) bad sex
or
b) everyone on these boards are under 13 yrs old... so of course Lego is better... :D

Well, if she can get me that hard.....:p


:eek:

:eek:
are you taking that as a challange? :p

are you taking that as a challange? :p

JuNiper! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(

JuNiper! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-(
Awww.... ;)

either a) bad sex
or
b) everyone on these boards are under 13 yrs old... so of course Lego is better... :D
*raises hand*
18, but no sex. But I didn't vote, either. I think not having experienced one of them disqualifies me from the poll.

:eek:
This is all according to Gravlen's infamous Legend of the Wallet, you know.:p

*raises hand*
18, but no sex. But I didn't vote, either. I think not having experienced one of them disqualifies me from the poll.

Rofl. Sex > Lego.

Eraclea']Rofl. Sex > Lego.
I'll let you know in a few years.;):p

I'll let you know in a few years.;):p
Change sex to 'solo play' and answer.

Eraclea']Change sex to 'solo play' and answer.
Nope, doesn't work that way.
*flees to eat pie*

A genetic/surgical gift and the right woman/man, depending on one's preferences.


sounds like a hell of a lot of work jsut to get it up....

How the fuck is lego doing so well?


maybe many have yet to get some, so they cannot make a fair judgement, so they go with legos....

It's relative to what...appetite you're referring to.


so then Fd what are you hungry for?

Viagra. :D


so thats what keeps the legos erect.....

so thats what keeps the legos erect.....
Erect a set; of balls.

Erect a set; of balls.


always wanted to see a rainbow colored shaft that wasnt from the village.

always wanted to see a rainbow colored shaft that wasnt from the village.
:D

:D


:cool:

:cool:
;)

;)


ah the shot in the eye smiley....

hehehe!

;)
:fluffle:

:fluffle:


*blows up fluffles*

sounds like a hell of a lot of work jsut to get it up....
Most people like that are naturally well-endowed. Doesn't take as much as you might imagine...or so I imagine.

:fluffle:
:gundge:

so then Fd what are you hungry for?
I'm not at liberty to discuss any of my appetites.

I'm not at liberty to discuss any of my appetites.

Why not? :confused:

Why not? :confused:
Because no one asked nicely.:p

Because no one asked nicely.:p

Please do then :p

Please do then :p
I miiiight be inclined to do so....

I miiiight be inclined to do so....

*Waits patiently*

*Waits patiently*
You could be waiting awhile. You'd better nudge me into it.:p

i'm 21 and i don't play lego any more... last time i picked it up (for a bit of nostalgia at the time) was when i was about 14 or 15.

i'd like to play again now though :D
Heh, my Cousin was over from Indonesia and the lego was out to amuse him, so i made a Lego Plane for him.
I always use to love making large planes out of lego, gave them bomb bays too.:cool: :p

Heh, my Cousin was over from Indonesia and the lego was out to amuse him, so i made a Lego Plane for him.
I always use to love making large planes out of lego, gave them bomb bays too.:cool: :p
Heh, I used to build jet/star fighters.:p

My love of legos goes too far sometimes..

http://s3.photobucket.com/albums/y79/Goomg/legoville/legomania/
You sir are a meathead!
But one of my favourite meatheads!

Heh, I used to build jet/star fighters.:p
Out of the Star Wars sets?
These things i made were from Scratch with no instructions, just my imagination.:)

I think you can get one pretty cheaply these days :)
Avoid e-bay, their ones are defective.

Avoid e-bay, their ones are defective.

Yeah, you're better to buy them direct.

Yeah, you're better to buy them direct.
I've been trying to donload one for 4 years.:p

Out of the Star Wars sets?
These things i made were from Scratch with no instructions, just my imagination.:)
Star Wars? Hell no! I just got boxes of Legos from my cousin and built all sorts of things. Whole miniature cities to bomb and raid.

I've been trying to donload one for 4 years.:p

Downloading stuff like that is illegal :mad:

Besides, you can get one of much better quality from a dealer.

Downloading stuff like that is illegal :mad:

Besides, you can get one of much better quality from a dealer.
"I got wha' j00 need." [/Haitian]

Downloading stuff like that is illegal :mad:

Besides, you can get one of much better quality from a dealer.
You'd know all about downloading wouldn't you.;)
Wan't to deal with me?:p

"I got wha' j00 need." [/Haitian]
12 year old boy with Aids?:confused:

Star Wars? Hell no! I just got boxes of Legos from my cousin and built all sorts of things. Whole miniature cities to bomb and raid.
Didn't/Don't you have your own? :o :(

You'd know all about downloading wouldn't you.;)
Wan't to deal with me?:p

Deal in what?

12 year old boy with Aids?:confused:
Umm...no?

Didn't/Don't you have your own? :o :(
I had some new ones that I got, but most of them he gave me. It never mattered to me. They're still Legos.

Deal in what?
Used dildos

Like new. Only used twice. Call Ryan.

Used dildos

:| How about no?! :mad: :(

:| How about no?! :mad: :(
ROFL! Sorry, it's a standing joke amongst me and a couple of friends.

Umm...no?
Haven't you heard how AIDS was spread?:confused:
Black Monkey eating immigrants from Africa settled in Haiti...
Gay Americans went to Haiti for cheap boys...
AIDS.:(

Deal in what?
Go fish?;) :p

Haven't you heard how AIDS was spread?:confused:
Black Monkey eating immigrants from Africa settled in Haiti...
Gay Americans went to Haiti for cheap boys...
AIDS.:(
Everyone knows the slave trade was a myth....*cough* >_>

I had some new ones that I got, but most of them he gave me. It never mattered to me. They're still Legos.
Come to think of it the last new piece i got would have been around 1990, well i did get a set in a Happy Meal i got from McDonalds once but yeah that Port Royale Row boat with a Cannon was kick arse!