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http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/08/11/beware-the-22nd-of-august-iranian-mad-hatters-may-be-up-to-something/


For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy muslims think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?

They're not going to do a goddamned thing. Don't get your panties in a bunch over this fuss.

They're not going to do a goddamned thing. Don't get your panties in a bunch over this fuss.

And even if they did, we would kick their asses faster than they could say August 22.

Are there any other sources besides mensnewsdaily.com?

And even if they did, we would kick their asses faster than they could say August 22.
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Are there any other sources besides mensnewsdaily.com?


that was just the article i found that directly addressed it. Glenn back had a little spit on it last night, and ive seen it in some newspapers. (not the national inquirer)

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it took you 5 seconds to say august 22. are you posting drunk? because it really shouldnt take that long.

Are there any other sources besides mensnewsdaily.com?

Seriously, "mensnewsdaily?" If ever I heard a name better suited for a gay porn site, that would be it. Colour me disappointed.

it took you 5 seconds to say august 22. are you posting drunk? because it really shouldnt take that long.
It took me that long to type it.

It took me that long to type it.


i guess thats works.

wouldnt it be a bad thing to destroy or poison one of the most holy sites of islam?

they cant win a conventional war against israel and if they nuke israel they irradiate jerusalem.

do they hate israel more than they love islam?

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/08/11/beware-the-22nd-of-august-iranian-mad-hatters-may-be-up-to-something/


For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy muslims think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?

No for the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will save Israel from destruction.

Nuke the Middle East before Aug. 22 and everything will be fine and dandy.

No for the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will save Israel from destruction.

It's the same God.

No for the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will save Israel from destruction.Same God. Makes me wonder if God's got an older brother who occasionally grabs him by the arm and forces God to punch himself in the face repeatedly, saying "why do you keep punching yourself? why do you keep punching yourself? Do you like punching yourself? You must like it because you keep doing it so much." That would explain the schizophrenia of three of the world's major religions, after all.

No for the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob will save Israel from destruction.

Holy Wars are stupid, it's like fighting over who has the better imaginary friend.

Are there any other sources besides mensnewsdaily.com?

It does link to an article in the wall street journal.

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/08/11/beware-the-22nd-of-august-iranian-mad-hatters-may-be-up-to-something/


For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy muslims think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?

if you have a serious concern that the 12th imam is going to show up on 8/22 and smite israel, i suggest that you convert to islam immediately. if you dont submit to the will of god, you will go to hell.

supposing that there is a god and that islam represents his will.....

if you have a serious concern that the 12th imam is going to show up on 8/22 and smite israel, i suggest that you convert to islam immediately. if you dont submit to the will of god, you will go to hell.

supposing that there is a god and that islam represents his will.....
It's the Muslim version of Pascal's wager. I'm wondering if there'll be a stampede to become Muslim. Somehow I doubt it.

I wonder how the author of the article arrive at the conclusion that Aug 22 is susspose to be the day the musliums defeat the Iseralities.

Same God. Makes me wonder if God's got an older brother who occasionally grabs him by the arm and forces God to punch himself in the face repeatedly, saying "why do you keep punching yourself? why do you keep punching yourself? Do you like punching yourself? You must like it because you keep doing it so much." That would explain the schizophrenia of three of the world's major religions, after all.

O_O ingenius....you should be a theologist nazz

or a prophet if you prefer the pedestal

you could be the next Zarathushtra!

We'll be fine.

O_O ingenius....you should be a theologist nazz

or a prophet if you prefer the pedestal

you could be the next Zarathushtra!
It's a shame so few know the origin of my nation name. It's funny because I'm a pretty hardcore atheist these days. It's been a long road since I was a fundie, but I'd gladly travel it again and again.

It's a shame so few know the origin of my nation name. It's funny because I'm a pretty hardcore atheist these days. It's been a long road since I was a fundie, but I'd gladly travel it again and again.

*pulls up chair*

please tell where you name came from

*pulls up chair*

please tell where you name came from
Google is your friend--but when you do it, focus on the Lord Buckley reference, not the Rundgren one.

Google is your friend--but when you do it, focus on the Lord Buckley reference, not the Rundgren one.
60s rock group-nice

better then mine anyway :P

60s rock group-nice

better then mine anyway :P
Nope. It's from this (http://www.informer.org/nazz.html).

Same God. Makes me wonder if God's got an older brother who occasionally grabs him by the arm and forces God to punch himself in the face repeatedly, saying "why do you keep punching yourself? why do you keep punching yourself? Do you like punching yourself? You must like it because you keep doing it so much." That would explain the schizophrenia of three of the world's major religions, after all.

thanks..you just made me spit beer on my keyboard...thanks i needed a laugh.

DUDE! TOTALLY! MY BIRTHDAY IS AUG. 22! WOOHOO FOR LEOS...

in reality im going to blow up the world. Litterally, the whole world is going to explode. :eek:

Mohammed can't destroy the world in 2006, because that messes up Quetzlcoatl's plan to come back in 2025, and he made reservations several thousand years ago. Sorry, Islam, you'll have to wait your turn.

I'm just glad I have a bomb shelter deep in the crust of the earth.

The Americans would blow Muhammad out of the sky before he could say "Yallah!". More seriously, nothings going to happen. I'm an Aethist, and i'm not going to believe in this crap just because a man with a fancy degree and a respectable job says it will happen.

Komyunizumu']The Americans would blow Muhammad out of the sky before he could say "Yallah!". More seriously, nothings going to happen. I'm an Aethist, and i'm not going to believe in this crap just because a man with a fancy degree and a respectable job says it will happen.

I'm guessing the white flash will turn you into a believer.

Mohammed can't destroy the world in 2006, because that messes up Quetzlcoatl's plan to come back in 2025, and he made reservations several thousand years ago. Sorry, Islam, you'll have to wait your turn.

sry dude, Incas called dibs of world destruction in 2012...or was it 2010? Either way, they called it.

Dammit! the 22nd is my last day of work before I move back to my home town! Why can't they reschedule?! I have shit to do!

Dammit! the 22nd is my last day of work before I move back to my home town! Why can't they reschedule?! I have shit to do!

Because they knew that this date would piss you off.

Because they knew that this date would piss you off.

Does this mean I can get a refund on the Uhaul I reserved?

Does this mean I can get a refund on the Uhaul I reserved?

Oohhh sorry, you can't get a refund just because it's the Apocalypse. However you will get U-Haul credits which you can add to the next time you want to rent a U-Haul!

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/08/11/beware-the-22nd-of-august-iranian-mad-hatters-may-be-up-to-something/


For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy muslims think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?

Hey, thats my birthday!

If big mo comes down on his big horse and spoils my b/day then I'm gonna be hella pissed off :mad:

For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy Iranians think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?
No, because:

1) Mohammed is not going to come out of the sky

2) Iran doesn't have a nuke.

Nuke the Middle East before Aug. 22 and everything will be fine and dandy.
Or, nuke the US to much the same effect. What, oh - I forgot: wars only happen in unattractive places where people don't speak english. My bad.

Or, nuke the US to much the same effect. What, oh - I forgot: wars only happen in unattractive places where people don't speak english. My bad.

Nah, Wars happen in places where they attacked us first and won't follow UN Nuclear Profilitration guidelines.

Ad I get m exam results bakc on the 24th. shame...

didn't they know they cant destroy the world while its Cricket season its not just done

Nah, Wars happen in places where they attacked us first and won't follow UN Nuclear Profilitration guidelines.

What...Nicaragua, El Salvador etc declared war on the US and had nukes as well???

colour me impressed!

http://mensnewsdaily.com/2006/08/11/beware-the-22nd-of-august-iranian-mad-hatters-may-be-up-to-something/


For those of you like me who really dont want to read another article, it basically says that we should all watch out on Aug 22, 2006 because the crazy muslims think their fake prophet is going to return from heaven riding on a black horse to smite Israel. The Iranians are welcoming this day almost like its Christmas. Should we be worried?

It'll be hard to come back. You know that temple in Iraq that was destroyed? That was where he was supposed to appear. Now he'll get crushed in the rubble or Machine Gunned as soon as he pops up.