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OK, you've just been in a terrible accident and you're struggling to escape from the burning carapace of your old Ford Fiesta. Now, to escape you need to lose a part of your body (yeah, trust you to get into a situation like that!) You must lose either a leg, arm or a testicle to escape, or a breast if you're a woman. Which one would you lose?

A breast, I think. That's not really necessary.

A breast, I think. That's not really necessary.

You're a woman? I always thought you were a bloke!

Explain to me any situation, any situation at all, where I would be caught in such a position where a) all of the aforementioned limbs are trapped but the release of just one of them will free me and b) I am able to somehow 'lose' a limb. You want us to get our penknives out?

I'd stay and die.

You're a woman? I always thought you were a bloke!

Oh, I didn't pay much attention to the OP. I just read the actual poll.

Explain to me any situation, any situation at all, where I would be caught in such a position where a) all of the aforementioned limbs are trapped but the release of just one of them will free me and b) I am able to somehow 'lose' a limb. You want us to get our penknives out?

Erm, yeah, it's just a bit of fun not the plot of a best-selling novel...

not the plot of a best-selling novel...
With an imagination like that, it's no wonder.

And who calls dreaming of losing a limb 'a bit of fun'?

I am male. I still have breasts, of sorts.

Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?

I'd stay and die.

Are you really that shallow?

The thought of being pinned down by my testicle... *shudder*

breast for sure.

Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?

Sure. I didn't notice this bit "breast if you're a woman" in the OP. Maybe it changed after I voted; it does say edited.

Are you really that shallow?


Yes....Yes I am......

Yes....Yes I am......

Saying you'd rather die degrades so many people's lives.

With an imagination like that, it's no wonder.

And who calls dreaming of losing a limb 'a bit of fun'?

OK, a friend of mine might have to lose a gonad so I was just seeing if everybody thought it was that bad after all in comparison to losing an arm or a leg. It might cheer him up a little. And anyway I write screenplays all the time and I hardly get negative feedback.

This situation doesn't apply to me, I don't drive a Ford Fiesta.

Saying you'd rather die degrades so many people's lives.


How does it do that?

Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?

OK, a friend of mine might have to lose a gonad so I was just seeing if everybody thought it was that bad after all in comparison to losing an arm or a leg. It might cheer him up a little. And anyway I write screenplays all the time and I hardly get negative feedback.
just the one? I have a friend who only has 1, he has 7 children (all of them post accident) he has a silicon implant for semetry. ;) (yes, I looked, no I can't tell without touching which is which, yes I touched.........he told me to, yes, my husband knows, yes, it was before we met.......any other questions?)

oh, and hubby's are disconnected, so he might as well not have them LOL (okay, probably not that simple) and anyway, he is the same as before.........so tell your friend he will be okay....

How does it do that?
You'd rather be dead than have a (relatively minor) physical disfigurement. That's like saying amputees' lives aren't worth living.

Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?

Reason #100 why masterbating while driving is a bad idea!

Losing both manboobs sounds like an option.

Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?



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Sure. I didn't notice this bit "breast if you're a woman" in the OP. Maybe it changed after I voted; it does say edited.

Just changed the title, Big Bob.

Reason #100 why masterbating while driving is a bad idea!

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You people crack me up. But isn't that illegal in 48 states?

Erm, yeah, it's just a bit of fun not the plot of a best-selling novel...

You do that for a bit of fun?

I dont want to know what you do when you are having a really good time!

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You people crack me up. But isn't that illegal in 48 states?

So is having your way with sheeps, but they do it in the South, as well as Mass. (You can even marry a sheep in Mass.) so I dunno.

You'd rather be dead than have a (relatively minor) physical disfigurement. That's like saying amputees' lives aren't worth living.



Like I said, I am shallow.

So is having your way with sheeps, but they do it in the South, as well as Mass. (You can even marry a sheep in Mass.) so I dunno.


Good Lord. Mass. allows anything.

I WOULD MOST DEFINATELY LOSE A TESTICLE!

woops caps lock....yep take these testicles Mr wrecked car rescuer dude, I am a lady and I don't need 'em anyway....

Just changed the title, Big Bob.

Ok then, I'd lose the testicle.

You do that for a bit of fun?

I dont want to know what you do when you are having a really good time!

Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set them alight with a tank petrol therefore trapping them inside, pinned by their testicles. Happy now?

Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set the alight with petrol therefore trapping them inside by their testicles. Happy now?
I'm not! What happened? Was my testicle pinned down or was my scrotum impaled? What have you got against my testicle?

Definitely lose the testicle. What else do we have a spare for?

Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set them alight with a tank petrol therefore trapping them inside, pinned by their testicles. Happy now?

Im happy I dont have a car yes.

Trilby63']I'm not! What happened? Was my testicle pinned down or was my scrotum impaled? What have you got against my testicle?



I have an idea why he hates your testicle.

My testicles haven't decended. I'm not trapped. You can't prove otherwise.

Definitely lose the testicle. What else do we have a spare for?

Yeah, I was thinking that. There might be some effects on hormone levels(?)

Yeah, I was thinking that. There might be some effects on hormone levels(?)

I'm guessing the other might produce more to make up for it or something.

Hm, can't skate with one leg, so I'm keepin that. Can't play guitar with one arm, or at least well, so keepin that. The testicle...well, that would hurt like hell, so screw that.

A quick death sounds nice. :D

Hm, can't skate with one leg, so I'm keepin that. Can't play guitar with one arm, or at least well, so keepin that. The testicle...well, that would hurt like hell, so screw that.

A quick death sounds nice. :D

I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.

OK, you've just been in a terrible accident and you're struggling to escape from the burning carapace of your old Ford Fiesta. Now, to escape you need to lose a part of your body (yeah, trust you to get into a situation like that!) You must lose either a leg, arm or a testicle to escape, or a breast if you're a woman. Which one would you lose?

Testicle. I don't want kids anyways.

Testicle. I don't want kids anyways.

And, fortunately, you only need 1 for that.

I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.

Especially trapped by your bollock.

Especially trapped by your bollock.
Sounds unimaginably painful. :(

And, fortunately, you only need 1 for that.

And that's why I'll try to get in another accident. ;)

And that's why I'll try to get in another accident. ;)

If you want to lose a testicle may as well sell it on ebay rather than lose it in an "accident".

If you want to lose a testicle may as well sell it on ebay rather than lose it in an "accident".

Why would anyone buy it? :S

I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.

Aw man... Nothing's ever easy anymore... Well, I can always hold my breath til I pass out to make it seem quicker... :D

Why would anyone buy it? :S

I really don't want to find out.

Aw man... Nothing's ever easy anymore... Well, I can always hold my breath til I pass out to make it seem quicker... :D

Aww, just lose the testicle. You can always have it sewn it back on, or attack somebody with similar genetic make-up and steal one of his.

I know you can't actually do this.

I really don't want to find out.

Food?

Aww, just lose the testicle. You can always sew it back on, or attack somebody with similar genetic make-up and steal one of his.

Brilliant! /guinnesscommericaldudevoice

Yeah, I'll go with that. :D

While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!

While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!

I guess the people cutting you out of the car are really evil.

I guess the people cutting you out of the car are really evil.
Or hungry :eek:

Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?
err.. the dip stick shot out from the engine block and... gave you a peircing...

how's that...



I would say one Leg.

Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?

Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
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as for the post, I'd lose my left arm. A good prosthetic could be reattached... not so with the other parts.

Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
No talky about ze project! :mad: :D

Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
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as for the post, I'd lose my left arm. A good prosthetic could be reattached... not so with the other parts.

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not ask questions.

While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!

Ok, you are being held inside the car by a sociopath who wants one of your bodyparts and will not release you until he has one of them. Happy?