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Which part would you lose?

The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:02
OK, you've just been in a terrible accident and you're struggling to escape from the burning carapace of your old Ford Fiesta. Now, to escape you need to lose a part of your body (yeah, trust you to get into a situation like that!) You must lose either a leg, arm or a testicle to escape, or a breast if you're a woman. Which one would you lose?
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:07
A breast, I think. That's not really necessary.
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:10
A breast, I think. That's not really necessary.

You're a woman? I always thought you were a bloke!
Philosopy
11-08-2006, 22:10
Explain to me any situation, any situation at all, where I would be caught in such a position where a) all of the aforementioned limbs are trapped but the release of just one of them will free me and b) I am able to somehow 'lose' a limb. You want us to get our penknives out?
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:10
I'd stay and die.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:11
You're a woman? I always thought you were a bloke!

Oh, I didn't pay much attention to the OP. I just read the actual poll.
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:11
Explain to me any situation, any situation at all, where I would be caught in such a position where a) all of the aforementioned limbs are trapped but the release of just one of them will free me and b) I am able to somehow 'lose' a limb. You want us to get our penknives out?

Erm, yeah, it's just a bit of fun not the plot of a best-selling novel...
Philosopy
11-08-2006, 22:12
not the plot of a best-selling novel...
With an imagination like that, it's no wonder.

And who calls dreaming of losing a limb 'a bit of fun'?
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:13
I am male. I still have breasts, of sorts.

Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:13
I'd stay and die.

Are you really that shallow?
Baratstan
11-08-2006, 22:13
The thought of being pinned down by my testicle... *shudder*
Smunkeeville
11-08-2006, 22:14
breast for sure.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:14
Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?

Sure. I didn't notice this bit "breast if you're a woman" in the OP. Maybe it changed after I voted; it does say edited.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:15
Are you really that shallow?


Yes....Yes I am......
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:16
Yes....Yes I am......

Saying you'd rather die degrades so many people's lives.
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:17
With an imagination like that, it's no wonder.

And who calls dreaming of losing a limb 'a bit of fun'?

OK, a friend of mine might have to lose a gonad so I was just seeing if everybody thought it was that bad after all in comparison to losing an arm or a leg. It might cheer him up a little. And anyway I write screenplays all the time and I hardly get negative feedback.
Wilgrove
11-08-2006, 22:17
This situation doesn't apply to me, I don't drive a Ford Fiesta.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:19
Saying you'd rather die degrades so many people's lives.


How does it do that?
[NS]Trilby63
11-08-2006, 22:20
Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?
Smunkeeville
11-08-2006, 22:20
OK, a friend of mine might have to lose a gonad so I was just seeing if everybody thought it was that bad after all in comparison to losing an arm or a leg. It might cheer him up a little. And anyway I write screenplays all the time and I hardly get negative feedback.
just the one? I have a friend who only has 1, he has 7 children (all of them post accident) he has a silicon implant for semetry. ;) (yes, I looked, no I can't tell without touching which is which, yes I touched.........he told me to, yes, my husband knows, yes, it was before we met.......any other questions?)

oh, and hubby's are disconnected, so he might as well not have them LOL (okay, probably not that simple) and anyway, he is the same as before.........so tell your friend he will be okay....
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:20
How does it do that?
You'd rather be dead than have a (relatively minor) physical disfigurement. That's like saying amputees' lives aren't worth living.
Wilgrove
11-08-2006, 22:21
Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?

Reason #100 why masterbating while driving is a bad idea!
Dorstfeld
11-08-2006, 22:22
Losing both manboobs sounds like an option.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:22
Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?



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The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:23
Sure. I didn't notice this bit "breast if you're a woman" in the OP. Maybe it changed after I voted; it does say edited.

Just changed the title, Big Bob.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:24
Reason #100 why masterbating while driving is a bad idea!

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You people crack me up. But isn't that illegal in 48 states?
Not bad
11-08-2006, 22:26
Erm, yeah, it's just a bit of fun not the plot of a best-selling novel...

You do that for a bit of fun?

I dont want to know what you do when you are having a really good time!
Wilgrove
11-08-2006, 22:26
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You people crack me up. But isn't that illegal in 48 states?

So is having your way with sheeps, but they do it in the South, as well as Mass. (You can even marry a sheep in Mass.) so I dunno.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:26
You'd rather be dead than have a (relatively minor) physical disfigurement. That's like saying amputees' lives aren't worth living.



Like I said, I am shallow.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:27
So is having your way with sheeps, but they do it in the South, as well as Mass. (You can even marry a sheep in Mass.) so I dunno.


Good Lord. Mass. allows anything.
Carisbrooke
11-08-2006, 22:27
I WOULD MOST DEFINATELY LOSE A TESTICLE!

woops caps lock....yep take these testicles Mr wrecked car rescuer dude, I am a lady and I don't need 'em anyway....
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:28
Just changed the title, Big Bob.

Ok then, I'd lose the testicle.
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:29
You do that for a bit of fun?

I dont want to know what you do when you are having a really good time!

Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set them alight with a tank petrol therefore trapping them inside, pinned by their testicles. Happy now?
[NS]Trilby63
11-08-2006, 22:32
Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set the alight with petrol therefore trapping them inside by their testicles. Happy now?
I'm not! What happened? Was my testicle pinned down or was my scrotum impaled? What have you got against my testicle?
Baratstan
11-08-2006, 22:33
Definitely lose the testicle. What else do we have a spare for?
Not bad
11-08-2006, 22:33
Yes that's it. You're absolutely right, Not Bad. I love to trap people in their cars and set them alight with a tank petrol therefore trapping them inside, pinned by their testicles. Happy now?

Im happy I dont have a car yes.
Empress_Suiko
11-08-2006, 22:33
Trilby63']I'm not! What happened? Was my testicle pinned down or was my scrotum impaled? What have you got against my testicle?



I have an idea why he hates your testicle.
[NS]Trilby63
11-08-2006, 22:35
My testicles haven't decended. I'm not trapped. You can't prove otherwise.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:35
Definitely lose the testicle. What else do we have a spare for?

Yeah, I was thinking that. There might be some effects on hormone levels(?)
Baratstan
11-08-2006, 22:36
Yeah, I was thinking that. There might be some effects on hormone levels(?)

I'm guessing the other might produce more to make up for it or something.
Valdeunia
11-08-2006, 22:37
Hm, can't skate with one leg, so I'm keepin that. Can't play guitar with one arm, or at least well, so keepin that. The testicle...well, that would hurt like hell, so screw that.

A quick death sounds nice. :D
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:40
Hm, can't skate with one leg, so I'm keepin that. Can't play guitar with one arm, or at least well, so keepin that. The testicle...well, that would hurt like hell, so screw that.

A quick death sounds nice. :D

I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.
United Chicken Kleptos
11-08-2006, 22:47
OK, you've just been in a terrible accident and you're struggling to escape from the burning carapace of your old Ford Fiesta. Now, to escape you need to lose a part of your body (yeah, trust you to get into a situation like that!) You must lose either a leg, arm or a testicle to escape, or a breast if you're a woman. Which one would you lose?

Testicle. I don't want kids anyways.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:48
Testicle. I don't want kids anyways.

And, fortunately, you only need 1 for that.
The New Diabolicals
11-08-2006, 22:52
I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.

Especially trapped by your bollock.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 22:54
Especially trapped by your bollock.
Sounds unimaginably painful. :(
United Chicken Kleptos
11-08-2006, 23:00
And, fortunately, you only need 1 for that.

And that's why I'll try to get in another accident. ;)
Baratstan
11-08-2006, 23:01
And that's why I'll try to get in another accident. ;)

If you want to lose a testicle may as well sell it on ebay rather than lose it in an "accident".
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 23:03
If you want to lose a testicle may as well sell it on ebay rather than lose it in an "accident".

Why would anyone buy it? :S
Valdeunia
11-08-2006, 23:06
I think lying trapped in car wreck, dying, sounds rather painful, personally.

Aw man... Nothing's ever easy anymore... Well, I can always hold my breath til I pass out to make it seem quicker... :D
Baratstan
11-08-2006, 23:06
Why would anyone buy it? :S

I really don't want to find out.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 23:08
Aw man... Nothing's ever easy anymore... Well, I can always hold my breath til I pass out to make it seem quicker... :D

Aww, just lose the testicle. You can always have it sewn it back on, or attack somebody with similar genetic make-up and steal one of his.

I know you can't actually do this.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 23:09
I really don't want to find out.

Food?
Valdeunia
11-08-2006, 23:09
Aww, just lose the testicle. You can always sew it back on, or attack somebody with similar genetic make-up and steal one of his.

Brilliant! /guinnesscommericaldudevoice

Yeah, I'll go with that. :D
German Nightmare
11-08-2006, 23:26
While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 23:35
While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!

I guess the people cutting you out of the car are really evil.
German Nightmare
11-08-2006, 23:41
I guess the people cutting you out of the car are really evil.
Or hungry :eek:
JuNii
11-08-2006, 23:48
Trilby63']Wait, I'm trapped by one testicle? How did that happen?
err.. the dip stick shot out from the engine block and... gave you a peircing...

how's that...



I would say one Leg.
Minaris
12-08-2006, 00:14
Good, it wouldn't exactly be the finest compliment otherwise. Can I call you Big Bob from now on?

Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
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as for the post, I'd lose my left arm. A good prosthetic could be reattached... not so with the other parts.
German Nightmare
12-08-2006, 00:23
Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
No talky about ze project! :mad: :D
The New Diabolicals
12-08-2006, 00:37
Ask him how Project Mayhem is going... :D
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as for the post, I'd lose my left arm. A good prosthetic could be reattached... not so with the other parts.

Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is that you do not ask questions.
The New Diabolicals
12-08-2006, 00:44
While I still can't picture myself in a Ford Fista, let alone owning and driving one, I'd go with one ball.

My arms and legs are staying where they are. Hell, if I had the chance to get another set of full-functioning arms which I could wield like the original two, I'd go for that!

One thing still puzzles me, though - I'll either lose an arm (any side?) or a leg (any side?) or one of my nuts? How twisted am I in that wreck, and how is losing one ball going to get me out of the car wreck?!? That confuses me the most. I don't really get it!

Ok, you are being held inside the car by a sociopath who wants one of your bodyparts and will not release you until he has one of them. Happy?