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Yay! Lets slap corporate logo's on historical events!

Dontgonearthere
10-08-2006, 22:18
http://images.apple.com/home/2005/images/rosaparks20051025.jpg

Apple disgusts me.

Some alternate ads were suggested on the CommercialsIhate forum:

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_1.gif

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_3.gif

I think those would have sold better.
Ieuano
10-08-2006, 22:20
rosa parks one is harsh

the bush one would have sold apple products like hot cakes, no idea how hitler got in there
Wilgrove
10-08-2006, 22:21
http://images.apple.com/home/2005/images/rosaparks20051025.jpg

Apple disgusts me.

Some alternate ads were suggested on the CommercialsIhate forum:

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_1.gif

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_3.gif

I think those would have sold better.

You're just now figuring this out?

LOL! I like the Hilter one, yea that'll really boost Apple Sales.

"Hitler used Apple, shouldn't you?"
Bvimb VI
10-08-2006, 22:21
I think Apple is trying too hard. Love the other 2.
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 22:22
This looks more like a somethingawful thread. I wish I didnt suck at photoshop :mad:
Wilgrove
10-08-2006, 22:24
This looks more like a somethingawful thread. I wish I didnt suck at photoshop :mad:

Yea, I kinda doubt these are legit, the last one def. looked photoshopped. Either that or it's just a really bad photo. Beside putting Hitler in any of your advertisement would be suicide.
Nadkor
10-08-2006, 22:25
Yea, I kinda doubt these are legit, the last one def. looked photoshopped. Either that or it's just a really bad photo. Beside putting Hitler in any of your advertisement would be suicide.

You didn't read the OP very well, did you?
Dontgonearthere
10-08-2006, 22:25
The last two are FAKED, people. They were made by somebody on the CommercialsIHate forum (google it :P) as a joke.
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 22:26
Yea, I kinda doubt these are legit, the last one def. looked photoshopped. Either that or it's just a really bad photo. Beside putting Hitler in any of your advertisement would be suicide.

Of course they're not legit! :D
Dontgonearthere
10-08-2006, 22:28
The first one is real though, I saw it at the mall once. It annoyed me on that occasion as well. Somebody had vandalized when I was there again, Im not sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing :P
Liberated New Ireland
10-08-2006, 22:36
The first one is real though, I saw it at the mall once. It annoyed me on that occasion as well. Somebody had vandalized when I was there again, Im not sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing :P
Yeah, that was me.
The Mindset
10-08-2006, 23:05
Can someone please explain the problem with the first image?
JuNii
10-08-2006, 23:07
Can someone please explain the problem with the first image?
from what I understand of it, it's takeing the courage of one woman and using it to promote a product.
Exomnia
10-08-2006, 23:08
The third one looks like bush is trying to think differently, but its giving him a headache.
The Mindset
10-08-2006, 23:09
from what I understand of it, it's takeing the courage of one woman and using it to promote a product.
So? The caption reads "think different." Rosa Parks was a civil rights protester, who thought very different from the society she lived in. So, since the caption matches the sentiment behind the image, you're objecting to the commercial use of a public-domain image?

Ridiculous.
JuNii
10-08-2006, 23:15
So? The caption reads "think different." Rosa Parks was a civil rights protester, who thought very different from the society she lived in. So, since the caption matches the sentiment behind the image, you're objecting to the commercial use of a public-domain image?

Ridiculous.
do not mistake my answering your question to mean I believe it to be either right or wrong.

what Rosa Parks did was courageous, and it did challange a way of thinking. However, what does that have to do with Apple Computers? ever seen their comercials? while PC comercials never differenciated between Mac's and PC's theirs do, trying to protray the Mac as better than the PC. What's that got to do with Rosa Parks and the EQUALITY movement? nothing.

it's just commercializing a historical Event and in some people's eyes, downplaying the real significance of the act.
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 23:15
So? The caption reads "think different." Rosa Parks was a civil rights protester, who thought very different from the society she lived in. So, since the caption matches the sentiment behind the image, you're objecting to the commercial use of a public-domain image?

Ridiculous.

It doesnt even seem slightly offensive to you? Like buying a overpriced computer compares to risking arrest for standing up for yourself.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-08-2006, 23:22
I think they are suggesting that if you use a Mac then you will be discriminated against so you should fight back by thinking differently and sitting at the front of all busses you ride.
Dobbsworld
10-08-2006, 23:24
It doesnt even seem slightly offensive to you? Like buying a overpriced computer compares to risking arrest for standing up for yourself.
I'm going with Montacanos on this one. Consumerism never trumps (nor should it be compared to) asserting ones' rights in the face of oppression.
ConscribedComradeship
10-08-2006, 23:25
Surely it ought to be "think differently."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8423/thinkdifferentlyqm1.jpg
Cobbleism
10-08-2006, 23:26
So? The caption reads "think different." Rosa Parks was a civil rights protester, who thought very different from the society she lived in. So, since the caption matches the sentiment behind the image, you're objecting to the commercial use of a public-domain image?

Ridiculous.

I think what people are finding offensive is the fact that Apple did use the image for commercial use. I agree with the ridiculous comment. Mainly just because it seems to be ridiculous for people to believe that corporations have any sort of ethics. Sure the claim to, but lets face it; if they think it will sell their product, they'll do it. I mean, companies are always estimating the cost of recalls versus the cost of law suits. Here we're just talking about an add, not a fiery death full of explosions, pain, maimage, and, my favorite, familial grief and torment. Now what irks you more, logos on Rosa Parks, or the latter scenario. Oh, and lots of corps have been using civil rights movements to promote products. Not a new thing.
Kamsaki
10-08-2006, 23:26
I think I preferred Montacanos's original idea. *Paint attacks*

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3264/untitledrw5.png
Wanderjar
10-08-2006, 23:29
I think I preferred Montacanos's original idea. *Paint attacks*

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/3264/untitledrw5.png




LOL!!
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 23:29
I'm going with Montacanos on this one. Consumerism never trumps (nor should it be compared to) asserting ones' rights in the face of oppression.

*offers alliance-cookie

Sadly, its not like it hasnt been done before (Certainly not if you count politics) but theres just something wrong with suggesting that if you buy a Mac you are somehow acting with the same courage and conviction that she did. That, and what she did had nothing to do with Mac or mac companies.
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 23:33
I think I preferred Montacanos's original idea. *Paint attacks*


Oh naturally, as long as were flashing about photoshops we might as well make a few of our own. If I have enough time I might try to satirize the Rosa Parks one, though I guess the indignance speaks for itself in that one.
JuNii
10-08-2006, 23:34
Oh naturally, as long as were flashing about photoshops we might as well make a few of our own. If I have enough time I might try to satirize the Rosa Parks one, though I guess the indignance speaks for itself in that one.
hey, can I make a suggestion... since Apple uses an apple with a bite outta it, can you make one with the Garden of Eden?

"Think Differently" would probably work with that. :D
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 23:38
hey, can I make a suggestion... since Apple uses an apple with a bite outta it, can you make one with the Garden of Eden?

"Think Differently" would probably work with that. :D

That sounds brilliant! but once again, I dont have the photoshopping skills nessecary- I was just going to add text to the rosa park one...I cant really isolate an apple image without it looking grainy.
Sumamba Buwhan
10-08-2006, 23:47
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/think_different.jpg
Europa Maxima
10-08-2006, 23:54
To all those who find this abhorrent, fucking grow up. -_-
Montacanos
10-08-2006, 23:55
Ok...I made one but Im not sure how to show it, can anyone tell me?
Sumamba Buwhan
10-08-2006, 23:57
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/eve_serpent_applecopy.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
10-08-2006, 23:58
Ok...I made one but Im not sure how to show it, can anyone tell me?


get an account set up at photobucket

upload the picture

it will give you the code to post it here with the [img] tags
JuNii
10-08-2006, 23:59
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/m00nbeast/eve_serpent_applecopy.jpg
wasn't what I was expecting... but still nice. :D
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2006, 00:00
wasn't what I was expecting... but still nice. :D


thanks - I wanted it to look a bit more sinister, and I think it's still obvious what it is referring too

the other adam and eve pics were too nice :p
Dobbsworld
11-08-2006, 00:01
Here's fun:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/kevorkian.jpg
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2006, 00:05
Here's fun:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/kevorkian.jpg


YAY
JuNii
11-08-2006, 00:06
Here's fun:

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/kevorkian.jpg
:(
oh boy, what have we started... and can it keep going? :D
Montacanos
11-08-2006, 00:11
Here goes: My first photoshop.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/nevermore_07/T304190A.jpg
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 00:15
Here goes: My first photoshop.

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k200/nevermore_07/T304190A.jpg

Might go down well in France. :)
Sumamba Buwhan
11-08-2006, 00:20
Surely it ought to be "think differently."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8423/thinkdifferentlyqm1.jpg


hehe - good one
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 00:22
hehe - good one

Aw shucks. :D
Nadkor
11-08-2006, 00:25
Surely it ought to be "think differently."

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8423/thinkdifferentlyqm1.jpg

That is awesome :D
Dontgonearthere
11-08-2006, 00:38
Heres a few I found:

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~dei/propaganda/think.jpg

http://www.nanoblog.com/images/gobelins_apple.jpg
This one would be PERFECT if it was a tattoo instead of hair. Jennifer Government...Apple style ;)

http://people.ucsc.edu/~alexo/pictures/Hitler%20and%20Mussolini%20think%20different%20copy.jpg
A better version of the Hitler one

Im working on a few myself now :)
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 00:42
Heres a few I found:

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~dei/propaganda/think.jpg

http://www.nanoblog.com/images/gobelins_apple.jpg
This one would be PERFECT if it was a tattoo instead of hair. Jennifer Government...Apple style ;)

http://people.ucsc.edu/~alexo/pictures/Hitler%20and%20Mussolini%20think%20different%20copy.jpg
A better version of the Hitler one

Im working on a few myself now :)

Yeah, make your own! :p
Fleckenstein
11-08-2006, 00:53
photobucket is being bitchy. does anyone have something else to recommend?
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 00:55
photobucket is being bitchy. does anyone have something else to recommend?

ImageShack (http://www.imageshack.us)?
Ginnoria
11-08-2006, 00:57
Just to be a pedantic asshole, the OP incorrectly placed an apostrophe in the title. No, I will not think "different"; such liberties may not be taken with punctuation.
Fleckenstein
11-08-2006, 00:59
thanks!
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8959/thinkdifferentqq4.png (http://imageshack.us)

arent I horrible? :p
Meath Street
11-08-2006, 00:59
http://images.apple.com/home/2005/images/rosaparks20051025.jpg

Apple disgusts me.

I wonder how long they were waiting for her to die to put out that one?
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 01:12
Just to be a pedantic asshole, the OP incorrectly placed an apostrophe in the title. No, I will not think "different"; such liberties may not be taken with punctuation.

Yeah, I daresay many of us noticed, but was it really worth mentioning?
Ginnoria
11-08-2006, 01:18
Yeah, I daresay many of us noticed, but was it really worth mentioning?
Yes.
http://www.mahjqa.com/stuff/grammarnazi.gif
My work here is done ... :p
Potarius
11-08-2006, 01:21
Wow, another reason to hate Apple. Like I needed another one, anyway.

Their idiotic "Macs are better than PC's" commercials are bad enough. This is just low.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 01:23
Wow, another reason to hate Apple. Like I needed another one, anyway.

Their idiotic "Macs are better than PC's" commercials are bad enough. This is just low.

Care to submit some anti-Apple artwork? :)
Potarius
11-08-2006, 01:26
Care to submit some anti-Apple artwork? :)

I would, but I don't have Photoshop on this PC.
Fleckenstein
11-08-2006, 01:29
I would, but I don't have Photoshop on this PC.
Hell, I did the cemetery think in Paint!
Wilgrove
11-08-2006, 01:32
Hell, I did the cemetery think in Paint!

we know.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 01:32
I would, but I don't have Photoshop on this PC.

Oh well. : )

Care to write an amusing haiku about how Apple sucks?
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 01:33
we know.

Ooh, it stings. :D
Fleckenstein
11-08-2006, 01:34
we know.
shut up. :)
Wilgrove
11-08-2006, 01:35
shut up. :)

Well it was painfully obvious! lol. :p
Fleckenstein
11-08-2006, 01:39
Well it was painfully obvious! lol. :p
Whaddya expect on a laptop with the processing capabilities of an Amiga? :D
Dobbsworld
11-08-2006, 01:39
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/lennon.jpg

A pity Steve Jobs doesn't follow his own advice...
Ginnoria
11-08-2006, 01:40
Apple programmers are way too horny. I get strange visions when I see the icons bouncing up and down ... at just the right speed ...

Also:

A common OS X utility that removes the dock is called 'Dockblock' (for Mac users out there who don't love the dock ...).

I've had to write software for OS X ... and a system file that I've had to use to perform tasks at startup is called 'ttys' ... which I always think of as the 'titties' file.

Could be just my imagination, though.
Arrkendommer
11-08-2006, 01:44
http://images.apple.com/home/2005/images/rosaparks20051025.jpg

Apple disgusts me.

Some alternate ads were suggested on the CommercialsIhate forum:

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_1.gif

http://www.thecarsim.com/apple_ad_3.gif

I think those would have sold better.
Apple is just using rosa Parks as an exmple for someone who thought differently. It's not like they're saying that Apple owns this historical event.
Arrkendommer
11-08-2006, 01:48
Wow, another reason to hate Apple. Like I needed another one, anyway.

Their idiotic "Macs are better than PC's" commercials are bad enough. This is just low.
why do people hate Apple they've always beem the undergog, and there computers are more advanced and easier to run, to me it doesn't make sense why peple hate macs so much, there really is not that much to hate.
Arrkendommer
11-08-2006, 01:50
why do people hate Apple they've always beem the undergog, and there computers are more advanced and easier to run, to me it doesn't make sense why peple hate macs so much, there really is not that much to hate.
i have saved many heathens from the evils of Microsoft,so bring it on.
ConscribedComradeship
11-08-2006, 01:54
i have saved many heathens from the evils of Microsoft,so bring it on.

You're arguing with and threatening yourself? :confused:
TaoTai
11-08-2006, 01:56
capitalizm leads to marketing. marketing leads to pissing some people off.
Arrkendommer
11-08-2006, 01:58
You're arguing with and threatening yourself? :confused:
No, I just am old and confused.
Greenhelm
11-08-2006, 01:59
why do people hate Apple they've always beem the undergog, and there computers are more advanced and easier to run, to me it doesn't make sense why peple hate macs so much, there really is not that much to hate.

They're not exactly the underdog in the MP3 player market are they? But yeah the reason I don't like Macs is that they are not user friendly... The psychology department at Uni uses them and the mice feel wrong, the screens give me eyestrain and they just annoy me... to be fair Microsoft PC's do this to me too! At least the latter two points anyways.
Potarius
11-08-2006, 02:05
why do people hate Apple they've always beem the undergog, and there computers are more advanced and easier to run, to me it doesn't make sense why peple hate macs so much, there really is not that much to hate.

They're definitely not the underdog in the Publishing department, since that's pretty much the only computer magazines and newspapers use.

More advanced, eh? That's laughable, since the best Mac can't even hope to run the latest games. The CPU and GPU load is too heavy. Also, private companies are constantly developing new technologies for the PC. Ever heard of AMD, Intel, NVidia, ATI, and Creative?

And I dunno about easier to run, either. Every Mac I've used has crashed on me, even while running simple programs.
Dobbsworld
11-08-2006, 02:42
Post more home-made pics, dammnit!
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/copernicus.jpg
Pics are more fun than keystrokes, kids.
Dobbsworld
11-08-2006, 04:19
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j315/crashcow/NSG/parade.jpg

Now I'm getting bored...
Maineiacs
11-08-2006, 06:25
Now that's funny. :D