NationStates Jolt Archive


Funny- As Hell!

Moorington
10-08-2006, 21:31
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitchslap that mother$&%#@£ upside the head....pass it on.



Now, just for kicks, lets take this one step further. Imagine that I didn't climb into your window but up your ass. Starting to get the picture?


Sounds like jolt's treating us like a poor relation..
Well, we live rent-free on their servers, consume more of their bandwidth than any other single group, and make programming demands on their time. We also don't wash the dishes or pick up our dirty underwear off the floor, and GMC's catgirl friends won't use the litterbox. Hack refuses to share the remote, and Karmabaijon's El Camino has been sitting out front on blocks for the better part of two years now.

Sounds like poor relations to me.


Widow - *Crying* "I'm sorry, i don't think i can answer anymore police questions at this time"
Frank Drebin - "I'm sorry, we would have come earlier. But your husband wasn't dead then"


As a DragonballGT fan...... I expect an apology......
We're sorry your a GT fan.


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


I'm still meddling, so Europe is not lost yet.


Either you're babbling, or you just told me in Cherokee that my scrotum is many coloured.

Anyone have anything to include?
Smunkeeville
10-08-2006, 21:35
spam?
Ginnoria
10-08-2006, 21:37
Do a barrel roll!Tap 'Z' or 'R' twice.
Hydesland
10-08-2006, 21:39
Tap 'Z' or 'R' twice.

Lylat wars! :eek:

Amazing game :D
Moorington
10-08-2006, 21:43
Umm, no it's not spam and please make it funny to everybody. Or at least a major section of people.

I don't quite get barrell roll or tap r and z twice.
Smunkeeville
10-08-2006, 21:45
Umm, no it's not spam
yes it is, how exactly is this not spam?
Moorington
10-08-2006, 21:47
Because it has a point, to be funy, gove everyone a laugh, and to increase their imagination. Not some silly complete the sentence thing.
Wanderjar
10-08-2006, 21:49
This is a great thread. I don't think it qualifies as spam anymore than anyother humor thread does!
Ginnoria
10-08-2006, 21:53
Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?!
United Chicken Kleptos
10-08-2006, 21:56
Bullets! My only weakness! How did you know?!

Plus I have a large penis, so that keeps me happy.
PsychoticDan
10-08-2006, 21:59
Whats brown and sticky?

Answer: A stick.
Minaris
10-08-2006, 22:01
Whats brown and sticky?

Answer: A stick.
:mad:
Wanderjar
10-08-2006, 22:02
Ah C'mon Minaris, you know that was funny!
Liberated New Ireland
10-08-2006, 22:02
Plus I have a large penis, so that keeps me happy.
You wouldn't want to eat here anyway. We added a secret ingredient to the special sauce. I'll give you a hint: It's semen. Animal semen.
United Chicken Kleptos
10-08-2006, 22:02
Whats brown and sticky?

Answer: A stick.

LMFAO!!!!!
Tactical Grace
10-08-2006, 22:03
Sorry, but this looks pretty pointless.