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So, today I had band practice. I was looking for matching socks so I went into my sister's room to look for some... and guess what I found!

I found some stupid pamphlet from the abstinence classes we had back in April. It said all sorts of BS like "Sex was never meant to kill you" and "No sex is safe sex!" (My sister is a year behind me in school). Normally I would avoid it and walk away, but since I had skipped the class this year because I was out sick, I was a bit curious abotu what it had to say. I read it... and laughed at the Fundies' stupidity. Well... after that I got my socks and went downstairs for some breakfast, still laughing about the stupid booklet thing.

At first, I came up with this slogan like "Christians on Crack!" for it. And then... It hit me. I will make yet another stickfigure comic about abstinence class (I've made three so far, I think). IT is called "WTF Man", because I remembered something like that on here about a month ago. So, on the way to band, I created my comic.

So far I have two episodes planned out. I created the first on my way and told my friend that I was making a new comic. She said that my comics should be in the newspaper (my comics are really too inane to be in any newspaper, but I won't deny that they should be in there :D)

Anyway, I'm rambling. The fist episode introduces WTF Man, no "explorations" or "documenaries" or whatever. The second will feature... ABSITNENCE CLASS.

I don't know how to get them onto the computer, but trust me, they'll be on there someday, and I will show them. For now, though, I would like to know if anyone would like to see my WTF Man comic.

I don't know how to get them onto the computer, but trust me, they'll be on there someday, and I will show them.
There's this magical device called a 'scanner' - it absorbs a small amount of ink from the paper you put in it, sends it down the wires to the computer, and puts the ink up on your screen. You can then save it in a file, but watch out 'cause on old computers the files might leak.

For now, though, I would like to know if anyone would like to see my WTF Man comic.
Meh, why not?

Meh, why not?
Yup.

There's this magical device called a 'scanner' - it absorbs a small amount of ink from the paper you put in it, sends it down the wires to the computer, and puts the ink up on your screen. You can then save it in a file, but watch out 'cause on old computers the files might leak.

I don't have a scanner. :( I haven't figured out how to do comics on the computer either, so I do them in pencil.

You really should have made the poll multiple choice. I would check it out, but I also wanted to call you pancake again.:D

I don't have a scanner. :( I haven't figured out how to do comics on the computer either, so I do them in pencil.

Borrow someone elses scanner or there is software and free websites you can use to create comics if you search for it

I don't buy your reasons for going into your sister's sock (underwear) drawer. She's a woman so her socks would be different and probably wouldn't fit you. You need to stop sniffing your sister's panties you pervert. :mad:

I haven't figured out how to do comics on the computer either, so I do them in pencil.
Try something like the GIMP (http://www.gimp.org/) or Inkscape (http://www.inkscape.org/), both of which are free and run on a number of different operating systems.

I don't buy your reasons for going into your sister's sock (underwear) drawer. She's a woman so her socks would be different and probably wouldn't fit you. You need to stop sniffing your sister's panties you pervert. :mad:


She's 12... and we're the same size... and WE ARE BOTH FEMALE. :mad:

You really should have made the poll multiple choice. I would check it out, but I also wanted to call you pancake again.:D

:rolleyes:

Of course.

For some odd reason I actually considered that :eek:

She's 12... and we're the same size... and WE ARE BOTH FEMALE. :mad:
Oh. Sorry. Your name sounds masculine.


Nevermind.

Pwned

After reading the title I can't express how disappointing this thread turned out to be..

Trilby63']After reading the title I can't express how disappointing this thread turned out to be..
Would it help I told a really exciting story about finding something in my sister's sock drawer?

Would it help I told a really exciting story about finding something in my sister's sock drawer?
Not if you guys are 12 and 13.

How about you talk about cobb salad instead? Or puppies?

It might..

It depends..

Should I get the hand cream?

Not if you guys are 12 and 13.
I'm 23.

How about you talk about cobb salad instead?
Never heard of it.

Or puppies?
Kill 'em while they're young before they turn into vicious snarling beasts.

Not if you guys are 12 and 13.

How about you talk about cobb salad instead? Or puppies?
please stop assuming everyone is a pervert out to impregnate a family-member

I'm 23.


Never heard of it.


Kill 'em while they're young before they turn into vicious snarling beasts.
Okay, if you're 23 then tell away. Just leave the 12-year-old out, please. :rolleyes:

So, today I had band practice. I was looking for matching socks so I went into my sister's room to look for some... and guess what I found!

I found some stupid pamphlet from the abstinence classes we had back in April. It said all sorts of BS like "Sex was never meant to kill you" and "No sex is safe sex!" (My sister is a year behind me in school). Normally I would avoid it and walk away, but since I had skipped the class this year because I was out sick, I was a bit curious abotu what it had to say. I read it... and laughed at the Fundies' stupidity. Well... after that I got my socks and went downstairs for some breakfast, still laughing about the stupid booklet thing.

At first, I came up with this slogan like "Christians on Crack!" for it. And then... It hit me. I will make yet another stickfigure comic about abstinence class (I've made three so far, I think). IT is called "WTF Man", because I remembered something like that on here about a month ago. So, on the way to band, I created my comic.

So far I have two episodes planned out. I created the first on my way and told my friend that I was making a new comic. She said that my comics should be in the newspaper (my comics are really too inane to be in any newspaper, but I won't deny that they should be in there :D)

Anyway, I'm rambling. The fist episode introduces WTF Man, no "explorations" or "documenaries" or whatever. The second will feature... ABSITNENCE CLASS.

I don't know how to get them onto the computer, but trust me, they'll be on there someday, and I will show them. For now, though, I would like to know if anyone would like to see my WTF Man comic.
A comic by a twelve-year old...meh, why not? Certainly would be better than the rubbish passed as humor in most newspapers.

please stop assuming everyone is a pervert out to impregnate a family-member
I don't remember ever assuming before in my life that anyone was a pervert out to impregnate a family member. :confused:

She's 12... and we're the same size... and WE ARE BOTH FEMALE. :mad:
I don't think your name sounds like a "boy name" but really you might want to put in your sig that you are of the fairer sex, a lot of us still get mistaken for yucky boys after that anyway, but it could only help. ;)

Okay, if you're 23 then tell away. Just leave the 12-year-old out, please. :rolleyes:
Ew. Anyway, I only asked if it would help - I didn't say I actually had a story. Or a sister.

I don't remember ever assuming before in my life that anyone was a pervert out to impregnate a family member. :confused:
In the first page of this thread

while not impregnating a family-member, you did call Darknove a pervert and to stop sniffing "his" sisters panties

In the first page of this thread

while not impregnating a family-member, you did call Darknove a pervert and to stop sniffing "his" sisters panties

Yes... that was wrong... :mad:

And for future reference, I'm 14. My sister's supposed to be entering 7th grade this year, but is going into 8th.

Would anyone care about the fact that every Scientologist in the comics is wearing a poorly drawn tinfoil hat, includign Tom Cruise? :D

Would anyone care about the fact that every Scientologist in the comics is wearing a poorly drawn tinfoil hat, includign Tom Cruise? :D
You'll get sued.

You'll get sued.


Crap.

Ah well, there's always anonymity, right? :eek:

Your not going to get sued, you're too young and you don't have enough money.

I once drew a comic. I forgot why I did it, what it was about, and how long ago I drew it. All I remember is it involved Kirby, oranges, the Death Star, and Bomberman.

Your not going to get sued, you're too young and you don't have enough money.

Whew. That's good... I'm really not in the mood to get sued by a bunch of trekkie crackheads. :D

Whew. That's good... I'm really not in the mood to get sued by a bunch of trekkie crackheads. :D
once again scientology /=/ Star Trek

trekkies /=/ scientologists.....

:headbang:

Your not going to get sued, you're too young and you don't have enough money.
Scientologists don't sue for money, they sue to harass and punish their critics.

I once drew a comic. I forgot why I did it, what it was about, and how long ago I drew it. All I remember is it involved Kirby, oranges, the Death Star, and Bomberman.
post that comic, now!

once again scientology /=/ Star Trek

trekkies /=/ scientologists.....

:headbang:
Smunkee, that's just something Trekkies like you and me will have to cope with. Unless someone is a Trekkie, they'll immediately compare Scientology to Star Trek.

...sometimes I wonder if it's a conspiracy by Warsies to help them win The Debate.™

Smunkee, that's just something Trekkies like you and me will have to cope with. Unless someone is a Trekkie, they'll immediately compare Scientology to Star Trek.

...sometimes I wonder if it's a conspiracy by Warsies to help them win The Debate.™
nah, they are too dumb to come up with a plan that devious.

however someone called me a trekker the other day and I almost had to smack them.

once again scientology /=/ Star Trek

trekkies /=/ scientologists.....

:headbang:

Ah, sorry Smunkee. Deepest apologies. :)

Ah, sorry Smunkee. Deepest apologies. :)
apology accepted........

:)

post that comic, now!

I lost it. I'll post it if I find it. Everything was hand-drawn, and I didn't color it, so it won't look fancy though.

however someone called me a trekker the other day and I almost had to smack them.


Why?

Are you an obsessed chick with Vulcan ears that learned Klingon and attends con in full uniform?

Or are you just a fan of the various series and movies?

Why?

Are you an obsessed chick with Vulcan ears that learned Klingon and attends con in full uniform?

Or are you just a fan of the various series and movies?
I am both...and Roddenberry said "Trekkie" so that is what I am.

I am both...and Roddenberry said "Trekkie" so that is what I am.

Trekkie bad, Dr. Who pwns.

Can I call the Scientologists crackheads then?

Or potheads?

Or idiots?

Or are those titles taken too? :mad: :p

Kidding. I'm on the second episode now, it's going into those god-awful abstinence classes we have. The teacher lady in that episode talks liek a n00b, like all the other Fundies. :D

Can I call the Scientologists crackheads then?

Or potheads?

Or idiots?

Or are those titles taken too? :mad: :p
those are all fine with me.

Kidding. I'm on the second episode now, it's going into those god-awful abstinence classes we have. The teacher lady in that episode talks liek a n00b, like all the other Fundies. :D
I could pick at you about the use of Fundie though, since I am a fundamentalist Christian, in the sense of the word that I believe there are some basic fundamental beliefs of Christianity (which btw is what the word actually means) but I won't because the general public around NSG has accepted the "other" definition of fundie meaning "nutjob"

those are all fine with me. Yay! :D Not that I'd thought that those titles would have been taken by you of course.


I could pick at you about the use of Fundie though, since I am a fundamentalist Christian, in the sense of the word that I believe there are some basic fundamental beliefs of Christianity (which btw is what the word actually means) but I won't because the general public around NSG has accepted the "other" definition of fundie meaning "nutjob"

ARG! :headbang: But the term "nutjob" could include ANYONE, regardless of whether they have a religion or not! :mad: "Fundie" was just convenient.

Or, there could be a difference... :eek:

Fundamentalist= believes in a religion's fundamentals (ie, you, Smunkee!)
Fundie= extremist moron (ie, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, Jerry Falliwell, George Bush, etc, etc, etc)

Eh?

Yay! :D Not that I'd thought that those titles would have been taken by you of course.

not currently. ;)



ARG! :headbang: But the term "nutjob" could include ANYONE, regardless of whether they have a religion or not! :mad: "Fundie" was just convenient.

Or, there could be a difference... :eek:

Fundamentalist= believes in a religion's fundamentals (ie, you, Smunkee!)
Fundie= extremist moron (ie, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps, Jerry Falliwell, George Bush, etc, etc, etc)

Eh?
could work......

could work......

Yay! :D

Put it into the tubes that are teh internet and share, please!

You'll get sued.

She could call them Scientaliens instead of Scientologisrs and rename the character Tom Cruz.

She could call them Scientaliens instead of Scientologisrs and rename the character Tom Cruz.

Why? They can't do anything to me if they don't know who I am. :)

And I think they'll get the Scientaliens thing once they see the "EBIL THETANS R TAKING OVER TEH MINDS OF TEH WORLD!" or osmething liek that.

But I think Christian fundies will suffer a greater blow. And while they're not as dangerous, there's more of them in my area.:eek:

Put it into the tubes that are teh internet and share, please!

I dont have a scanner, though! :(